God is Coming

Chapter 18 Funny Guy II

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"Call me Hei Ya, the name is not important. If you need my help in the future, just say it." The girl stretched out her hand.

Chu Jungui held her hand, facing such a sincere girl, he didn't know what to say for a moment. When the heavy machine gun came down, he didn't hold back much, so now he couldn't bear to use tactics to deceive her.

Hei Ya suddenly chuckled, and then laughed out loud.

"What's wrong?" The people around came together one after another.

Hei Ya raised Chu Jungui's hand to a high place, and said, "Look, Xiao Jungui can't even take advantage of it!"

Chu Jungui's hand remained as if it had just been stretched out, and it was not firmly grasped at all. So instead of shaking hands with each other, it might be better to say that Kuroya is holding him.

"So shy!"

"So cute!" The waitress in the bar also booed.

Chu Jungui looked confused and didn't understand what happened.

"Maybe you're not good-looking enough..." Someone said desperately.

The black girl didn't return, her voice was as cold as a wind, "Li Bin! If you can survive the end of the year, I'll come and fight you again!"

Li Bin didn't want to show weakness at first, but when he suddenly thought of the catastrophe at the end of the year, he let out a long sigh, sat down slumped, and drank heavily.

Hei Ya stared at Chu Jungui, and asked seriously, "Do you think I'm pretty?"

Chu Jungui instinctively felt that this was a very serious question, and if he could not answer it well, the consequences would be very serious.

He looked at Hei Ya seriously, quickly searched the data in the teenager's memory, analyzed and compared, and after about a second, there were three preliminary comparison results.

The three are all celebrities, one of them is a man who is a high-ranking official of the Star Alliance, the other two are female reporters, and the third is a female singer.

In this place, Chu Jungui's two intelligent function modules diverged.

In terms of appearance matching, Star Alliance senior officials are the highest, and singers are the lowest. The numbers are there, undisputed. But in the answer, the result given by the logical judgment part is the high-ranking official of the Star Alliance; while the tactical deception is activated again, the answer given is the singer.

Based on the experience of the past two days, Chu Jungui chose tactical deception.

"I'm face-blind, and I don't really know what is good-looking and what is not. However, I think you look like a person."

"Like who?"

"Arianna."

Heiya's expression changed instantly, and her speech suddenly became less fluent, "Ah, so, how could it be, I never knew..."

Qin Yi looked at Hei Ya, and suddenly said: "Don't say it, it's a bit like it! If Jun Gui didn't say it, I wouldn't have noticed."

"Yes. But she is from the Federation, Hei Ya, do you have any blood from the Federation?"

A group of people chattered and made a lot of noise. In the end, Hei Ya really didn't know how to express complicated emotions, so she could only drink three cups in a row to calm down.

After a while, Qin Yi pointed to another girl and said, "Fang Yu, this year's second richest man. Just now she wanted to fight for you, haha!"

Of course Chu Jungui has an impression of Fang Yu, not only in the restaurant, but also in the survival battlefield. This is the girl who made him feel a little troublesome. In the end, he had to break a tree and headshot her to knock her down.

Fang Yu stretched out his hand and said, "Look for me if you need money."

Chu Jungui's hand froze for a moment, but he stretched it out anyway, and said dumbly, "Okay."

"Finally, there is this one..."

Qin Yi didn't need to raise his hand, Chu Jungui had an intuition that he must be another acquaintance.

Qin Yi pointed to a clean and gentle guy with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and said, "Achen, you are the richest man this year. Although he looks gentle, he is actually a very insidious guy. In the future, he will be a very insidious guy in the survival battlefield." You must be careful, this guy is best at lying on the ground and attacking secretly."

Chu Jungui naturally had an impression of this slightly round guy, and was almost successfully ambushed by him. Of course, the shot that Chu Jun gave him in the back of the neck will probably give him a long aftertaste.

"These guys are all thorns, and I can't do anything about them." Qin Yi said with a smile.

At this point, the introduction is over. Chu Jungui understands that those who can drink with Qin Yi must have their own abilities, not just like each other.

Looking at the table full of thorns, Chu Jungui smiled unnaturally.

At that time in the forest, how could he think so much, he just hit wherever he could, and wiped out anyone who blocked his way. Unexpectedly, the guys who were in a coma in various postures at that time were all gathered on the table today.

What a coincidence.

Fang Yu suddenly smiled, and said, "Look, you guys scared Jungui! He smiled so forcedly. Come, sit by my sister's side, if you need money..."

"You stole my lines again." Ah Chen interrupted her.

"Why, you can't take care of so many girlfriends, and you still want to grab a man from me?"

Ah Chen took off his glasses, wiped them slowly, then put them on, and said, "Can't you change your taste?"

Chu Jungui sat still, and countless fist shadows and footprints suddenly appeared in his vision, and there was a table covering most of the people.

The table in front of him was solid and heavy, if he slapped it hard, most of the thorns would probably be knocked unconscious.

Without making a fuss, Chu Jungui put a mark on the heads of Ah Chen and Fang Yu respectively. In addition, he felt that it was necessary to download a higher version of human anatomy, so as to know where the electric shock bullets hurt the most and last the most.

After the introduction, it is the core link, drinking.

Except for Qin Yi and Chu Jungui, in fact, everyone at the table had extremely poor experience in this survival battle. They all died before they were able to win the battle, and they didn't even know who did it, so everyone felt depressed. , All the resentment was vented on the wine.

So drink old friendship, drink yesterday's grievances, drink congeniality, and drink unresolved old enemies. After drinking, I don't care about the purpose, as long as there are people around and there is wine in the glass, I can drink it. If you can't even find anyone, then drink with yourself.

Wine bottles are emptying faster and faster.

I don't know how long I've been drinking, but it's finally time to drink away. Qin Yi was actually able to support the table and stand up, but he was a little shaky and his eyes were blurred. Most of the others also showed excessive drinking, and most were able to move. The only two people who lost consciousness after drinking were Ah Chen and Fang Yu. The richest man and the second richest man do not seem to have an advantage in the wine market.

Chu Jungui could still walk, but he had to hold on to the wall.

The few thorns who were still able to walk all looked at him differently. At least after the first battle, Chu Jungui had already gained their approval in terms of drinking capacity.

As for the survival battlefield...

Chu Jungui felt that most of the people were actually pretty good, so as long as they didn't hit his muzzle, I'd better let them go.

After returning to the residence, Chu Jungui drank a large glass of water, and the alcohol smell quickly dissipated from his body.

As a test subject, he has a super strong stomach, a super strong liver, and a super strong kidney. As a result, those high-grade spirits are almost like refreshing and elegant draft beer in his mouth. Even if they are not experimental subjects, there are really not many people who can be knocked down by a bottle of draft beer.

After waking up, Chu Jungui sat in front of the workbench, activated his personal terminal, and the wall in front of him became a screen. He put his hand on the screen, verified his identity, and began to browse the information to make up for the lack of common sense of the entire era.

As an experimental subject, Chu Jungui did not need to know any common sense in the past, and he could just load it temporarily when there is a need for testing. In order to avoid interfering with the test results, unnecessary data residues will be cleaned and eliminated after each test. Therefore, his understanding of the era and environment he lived in was completely blank.

The memory that was fused to him after the doctorate was also quite limited about the outside world. Since that young man can remember, he has spent most of his time living in the space base, and his emotions are simple and intense. Most of the teenager's knowledge of the outside world comes from Star Alliance news rather than personal experience.

Sitting in front of the terminal, Chu Jungui quickly browsed the data objects, and finally chose a brief history of mankind.

Before opening the file, he glanced at the system time, which showed that it was July 29, 3443 AD.

Entering the interstellar era, human beings still continue the epoch habit of the parent star era, with AD as the origin of the epoch.

The first human beings, after choosing the brain instead of sharp teeth and fangs as the main evolution direction, experienced tens of thousands of years of evolution, and finally became the overlord on the parent planet, creating a large number of civilizations.

From the birth of the first tool to the first time leaving the parent star and stepping into space, it took human beings 10,000 years.

Although to the universe, 10,000 years is just a short moment, and the lifespan of stars is measured in tens of millions or even billions of years, but the life of human beings is only a short hundred years, and 10,000 years is too long.

Since entering space, the mother star civilization has entered a stage of explosive development. At that time, many people predicted that 50 or even 30 years later, human beings could enter a new stage of living in space, and even immigrating to other planets was no longer a fantasy. This optimism reached its peak when human beings first set foot on their parent moon.

Interestingly, corresponding to optimism is the rise of various doomsday and pessimistic remarks. Many prophets believe that before the arrival of the new millennium, human beings will run out of oil, food, air, water...all imaginable resources. At that time, the new millennium was less than fifty years away.

All kinds of doomsday prophecies come and go, and they never disappear. Human beings have been moving forward according to the established pace. Until the new millennium, oil is still abundant, and coal is regarded as a polluting energy source and is disgusted. The population has been growing and has long exceeded the limit predicted by scholars of the last days, but the food has also become more.

Human beings have gradually discovered that the carrying capacity of nature is much higher than imagined. But there are still some people who stubbornly refuse to admit this, and continue to promote the fragility of the natural ecology, as if as long as human beings take a small step, the mother planet will collapse immediately.

In fact, human beings, at least the human beings at that time, are not as important to the parent star as imagined. If human beings go too far, it is not the mother planet that collapses, but themselves. On the surface of the mother star, a new batch of creatures will continue to multiply.

Human beings always think of themselves as more important than reality, just like when they look in the mirror, they subconsciously beautify 30% of themselves.

The times are still developing, and so are human beings. It's just that the time for human beings to really embark on a journey into the star sea is much later than predicted. It was not until 300 years later that the first pioneers really left the star system and embarked on a journey to explore deep space.

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