God-level Delivery Man from Ten Thousand Realms

Chapter 1911: Cute and charming decent character

As soon as this famous sentence came out, Jiang Fan's eyes widened!

The source of this famous sentence comes from a famous medieval drama——

"Hamlet"!

And the author of this play is the famous William Shakespeare!

"Ding! Please give William Shakespeare a colorful bowl of dishes!"

"Ding! The system prompts that the small bowl of dishes must not be less than four, and they must be full of ups and downs!"

Damn it!

This is so exotic, where can I find you a small bowl of food?

Jiang Fan's excitement was directly dumbed!

Directly took out Ononga and dialed out his cell phone before taking it!

"Ongana, ask Serop to see if there is a Chinese restaurant in this place!"

"Mr. Jiang wait a minute!"

Aonangana asked two questions, and then immediately replied:

"In the center of the city, there is one next to the Hauge Hotel!"

"Got it!"

Hanging up the phone, Jiang Fan didn't delay anymore, and suddenly rushed towards that side!

In just a few minutes, Jiang Fan rushed to the Chinese restaurant!

"Boss, here are four side dishes to pack, both ups and downs!"

"okay!"

In less than twenty minutes, four dishes were already in front of Jiang Fan!

Xihucuyu, Candied Sweet Potatoes, Bitter Gourd Scrambled Eggs, Kung Pao Chicken!

"It's such a small bowl of dishes, it's so hard for a literati to serve!"

Jiang Fan cursed and walked directly into the old place with four dishes!

"System! Enter!"

"Ding! The reincarnation of the Ten Thousand Realms is on! It's about to enter-1592 AD!"

Shakespeare was a famous British poet and playwright during the Renaissance. Almost all the works he created in his life are classics, and he is arguably the greatest Western playwright!

However, Jiang Fan has always paid no attention to those things. Instead of letting him listen to the drama, it is better to watch the duo on Liu Laogen's big stage!

"brush!"

With a flash of white light, Jiang Fan had already appeared in an empty village!

There are low houses everywhere, the ground is muddy, poultry and livestock walk around at will, and sewage flows!

There are not many people in the village. Everyone wears coarse hemp clothes, full of body scent!

The corners of Jiang Fan's mouth twitched, and his feet seemed to be touching the ground, but in fact they were completely suspended on the ground!

If it is public knowledge, I must think that this is a backward area, but in fact, this is the United Kingdom!

Europe and Britain in the middle world, influenced by movies and the like, everyone thinks it looks very glamorous, but in fact, under its glamorous appearance, it is synonymous with mess!

The streets are full of excrement and urine is a routine operation!

Even around 1666, a hundred years later, Samuel Pepys also specifically recorded how all kinds of feces and urine were thrown out of the windows above the street!

And Jonathan Swift’s description is even more powerful:

"The waste from meat stalls, dung piles, internal organs and blood, drowned puppies, fishy sprats, all soaked in the mud, dead cats mixed with tender leaves of turnips rolled down with the torrent... "

This is almost exactly the same as the ancient Roman method of pouring excrement and urine from upstairs at will!

As for Rome, there are public toilets, and there are cotton swabs for ass!

but!

Comrades but!

That stick is never changed!

Everyone uses the same one!

Do you dare to think?

Fortunately, Jiang Fan never had any expectations for Europa in this era, completely shutting off his sense of smell, and then walked toward the few people gathered in the corner in the distance!

However, as soon as he walked over, the few people disappeared!

"It's an outsider!"

"Help!"

"He must have a plague!"

"Send to the police chief immediately!"

Jiang Fan was shocked!

So your clothes are dirtier than a sewer rat, so you still have the face to say that I have a plague?

Worthy of being a European inverted black and white!

Jiang Fan didn't ask questions at all, and directly took out the compass!

Immediately, the compass pointed to the north!

Along this direction, Jiang Fan quickly learned of a house that was fairly tidy.

The road outside the house is as dirty, but a layer of sand is thrown on the campus, which is fairly clean.

As soon as Jiang Fan walked over, he immediately saw a man sitting under an apple tree in the yard, holding a quill pen with a sad face, and he fell into a trance!

The man has a beard and sparse hair on his head, which is obviously a symptom of overuse of the brain!

Glancing at the words "The Two Gentlemen of Verona" written on his manuscript paper, Jiang Fan suddenly knew that this man was exactly Shakespeare!

In 1652, when the plague broke out in England, Shakespeare went to the country to escape the plague!

"Is Shakespeare? I'm here to deliver you food!"

Jiang Fan spoke directly!

He didn't want to stay in this horrible place for a second!

Go directly to the topic!

"Delivery?"

Shakespeare reacted and looked at Jiang Fan in surprise!

And Jiang Fan had already raised his hand and put all the four dishes on the table in front of Shakespeare!

For a while, although the takeaway box had not been opened yet, the four flavors, sweet, bitter, and spicy, had already rushed into his nasal cavity!

Shakespeare's eyes widened suddenly!

His head was bald when he was worried before!

Because of him, there is no inspiration!

Don't know what to write!

I don't know how to write it!

He involuntarily thought of the distant China!

It is said that the poetry civilization there is highly developed!

Among the works, there are even more ups and downs, with mixed flavors!

However, it is a pity!

The food in Europe is as unpalatable as shit!

Not so much rich flavor!

If, if you can feel the taste of China, it will definitely inspire me, right?

I want to eat!

I want to eat it! !

And just when he was thinking about it in a daze, Jiang Fan actually came!

Moreover, bring these sweet and bitter food!

It's amazing!

"You, who are you? How do you know that I want to eat these things?"

Shakespeare's face is unbelievable!

Jiang Fan smiled slightly and spoke proudly:

"Since you have asked sincerely, I will tell you compassionately!"

"In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the world!"

"Takeaway that implements love and truth, cute and charming decent characters~~"

"Jiang Fan!"

"I'm a takeaway from Ten Thousand Realms! Baidong! A white tomorrow is waiting for us!"

"..."

Shakespeare opened his mouth wide!

Jiang Fan is a bit embarrassed, this line is a bit of a second grade!

In front of the master, it's a second time!

However, in the next moment, Shakespeare trembled with excitement!

The expression on his face is full of shock!

"Too, it's amazing!"

"Such an exaggerated self-introduction is simply too dramatic!"

"Jiang Fan! You, you are simply a genius!"

Shakespeare's face was full of admiration, and he shot out with a stride, and took Jiang Fan's big hand in one hand!

Damn it? !

It seems that the classic is still a classic. The lines of the Pokemon Rockets hundreds of years later cannot be surpassed even now!

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