God-level foodie desert island survival
Chapter 29
It's all their favorite food, and the monkey dances happily and reaches out to grab it.
Who knew that when the claws were halfway out, they were stopped by Tang Ming. Then, under the monkey's bewildered gaze, Tang Ming handed him a pair of small and delicate chopsticks.
Then, he picked up his chopsticks, took two slices of snake meat, dipped them in the sauce and put them to his mouth.
The monkey blinked a few times, and also learned Tang Ming to pick up the chopsticks and poke at the food.
"Like this!" Tang
Ming opened his chopsticks again and showed the monkey.
"Hey, you're enough, how could the Great Sage use chopsticks!" Shu
Yiting looked at the monkey with an anxious look on his face, and couldn't help but smile.
"How can you know if you don't try it! Eating should have a sense of ceremony, since you are on this table, the appearance of eating should not be too ugly.
Tang Ming was not in a hurry and continued to demonstrate. If it can really be taught, the monkey will definitely become a highlight in the live broadcast room in the future, and the audience will not roll in.
As the monkey continues to practice, Xi fingers seem to be a little more flexible.
Finally, he successfully put the chopsticks together, glanced at Tang Ming, and tentatively poked at the fruit in front of him.
This time, Tang Ming didn't stop, and let the monkey eat the fruit in his mouth, letting out a scream of surprise.
Once successful, the monkey seemed to be encouraged, and without Tang Ming saying anything, it had consciously controlled its fingers to open a certain amount and lift another piece of fruit.
"yes, that's it, you can be more flexible with your fingers, and you can clip them up. The
monkey became interested in chopsticks, and basically didn't need Tang Ming to teach him more, and continued to start scalding snake meat.
Shu Yiting even forgot to eat food for a while, watching the monkey observe Tang Ming's movements for a while, and practice Xi by herself for a while, she can already pick up things as easily as a child. His mouth was so frightened that he couldn't close it.
In fact, it was not only her, but the audience outside was even more noisy.
"Love, love, it's so interesting in the live broadcast room, watching the goddess eat is a complete enjoyment.
"I just want to say, scumbag, I want to have monkeys with you too.
"This is a very serious problem, the scum god and the goddess have monkeys before they get married, do they need to be responsible. "
If you have this idea, you don't deserve to be a fan of the scum god, the raw rice has been cooked, and you can tell the scumbag god about responsibility, is it still called a scumbag
?" "It makes sense!" "
Everything else is easy to say, this snake meat is hot for a while and eaten, will there be
parasites?" "Pay attention to the party get out, the most annoying thing is to watch a food show and talk about parasites all day long, I am afraid that parasites will survive in the wilderness."
"That is, if you are afraid of parasites, you can go to other live broadcast rooms to see how other anchors drink blood, and ensure that you can't remember such a thing as parasites."
"Even if there were parasites, my saliva was already running down the ground, and I wanted to snatch a piece of meat from the goddess's mouth and chew it. "
Damn, brother, do you
want to be so ruthless!" "You have no hope for the goddess's meat, but the fruit of the Great Sage still has a chance, do you want it to chew?"
"Gross! Delicious food, can you not be so disgusting
!" "This monkey is too smart, it's only been a long time, and he really learned to use chopsticks!"
Normal, the IQ of monkeys is equivalent to that of three or four-year-old children, some of them are smart, and they can even reach the age of ten, the great sage, I suspect that they are even more than ten years old, and they are completely divine monkeys.
"I'm looking forward to its future performances, I have a hunch that after joining the Great Sage, the group of scum gods will definitely become the biggest highlight."
"Everyone, our ranking has come out, all the authoritative experts hurry up to give advice!"
"I've seen it, I have to say, the brother who made the list is a talent, directly use the list over there, and then exchange the position of the scum god with the god of war in the first place, is it really okay for you to be lazy like this?"
"Poof! This is a master." "
It's long overdue, and let them know what disgusting it is, and the brothers add oil to pile up the likes of the list, and compare them with our garbage list that is only recognized by hundreds of thousands of people. "
Anyway, aren't we too arrogant like this, I heard that this survival game is not just about survival, there are many competition systems behind, and it is even more cruel......!
That's the same, other survival groups are nervous all day long, only the scum god group, play and finish things, eat a top-notch meal with color and flavor, accompanied by a living goddess, play with a smart monkey, scum god began to say that this is a vacation, really not bragging.
"You Chinese people, are you only so shameless? Think you can make a list a fact by casually establishing a list?"
"I thought the list was shameless enough, but I didn't expect this live broadcast room to be even more smoky. Just a player who has no respect for the game, he was blown into the sky by you. "
Do you know what I saw, it's been two whole days, and this group of Chinese players hasn't even managed the simplest shelter, such a combination, are you embarrassed to rank first?"
Suddenly, a large number of foreign IDs appeared in the live broadcast room, and all kinds of mocking words began to swipe the screen.
"Here, where is the scumbag Tiantuan, give me back. "
The scum god goes out on the expedition, and there is no grass to grow!" "The scum god goes out on the expedition, and there is no grass to grow!"
The downstairs maintains the formation. "
......
seems to have been prepared, at the moment of foreign ID ridicule, the Chinese audience who has been preparing for the day is like a chicken blood, completely ignoring that it is now the middle of the night, and the dense barrage directly drowns the words of those foreign IDs like a tide.
"The garbage god of war, he eats like a beggar, and he is embarrassed to be called a god, God's dinner, it should be what you see now!"
"The weak chicken god of war, I don't deserve to carry shoes for my scum god, let them line up a hundred, because the team is only a hundred, otherwise, it will only be lower." "
The scum god is the first in the world, and he is unconvinced!" "The scum god
is the first in the world, there is no doubt!", "
The Chinese who have no shame will only use strong words to say that he is the first in the world, do you have any basis!"
"Shameless foreigners, who have no shame, don't you force the count?".
"The Ares team, as of today, has almost explored the entire island, found water, built shelters, and found stable food, and is invincible. Why do you rank him last? You are disrespecting the facts, and your list has no real effect.
"If you want the truth, okay, I'll give you stupid x foreigners a piece of data, as of today, the food found by your God of War team is just enough to fill their stomachs, and the amount of food found by my scum god is more than ten times that of theirs. "
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