God-level foodie desert island survival

Tang Ming touched the bamboo frame around him and nodded.

"It's

okay!" "Cut, can you speak, can I call this improvisation? Ordinary shelters are like mine, shelter from the wind and rain like me?" "If it weren't for me tonight, we would all have to be a soup chicken!"

"That's why

it's okay, otherwise ......" "Otherwise, how about it, you still can't look down on such a good shelter?" I don't think you understand at all, that duck is dead and has a hard beak, and my shelter is not only sheltered from the wind and rain, but also has other great uses. You'll know tomorrow!

""Okay, okay, whatever you say!" "

If you don't get convinced, then you say, what's wrong with my shelter!"

"I don't even have a bed, and you ask me what's wrong?" Also, see for yourself how much bamboo you used to build such a shelter? Give so much bamboo to a pig, it can pile up a decent shelter, which is a typical waste of resources. Besides, I am missing your materials or what, it took a night for you to get such a small shelter out, do you want to take advantage of me or something!"

"Die, the ghost takes advantage of you, and I don't look at my own virtue, this girl has been busy all night without saying anything, you guy who is hanging around is embarrassed to say cool things."

"I just want to tell you, can we broaden our horizons, the pattern is too small, and it will only delay the work."

"Why are they so small? Aren't all shelters like this? I'm pretty big.

"So, you always want to survive and survive, just these two words, limit your play, can we think about how to enjoy? This is the same as food, why do you have to eat like a wild man to survive?"

One sentence stunned Shu Yiting for a long time before smashing her mouth: "I'm too lazy to tell you, you always have so many crooked reasons!".

Seeing that the two of them began to talk again, the Great Sage turned his monkey eyes, one arm held Shu Yiting, and the other arm held Tang Ming and leaned between the two. A small head is exposed.

Turning his head to look at the great sage's well-behaved movements, the two closed their mouths tacitly. Look up at the world outside. The storm continued, and gusts of wind and rain drifted in from time to time, and unconsciously, the two of them and the monkey got closer.

......

There was no word all night, and the rain did not stop until the next morning.

Tang Ming didn't know when he had curled up and lay on the ground, still holding the Great Sage in his arms.

In front of the Great Sage, it was Shu Yiting, who was also curled up. And Tang Ming's arm passed through the waist of one person and one monkey at the same time.

Squinting his eyes and feeling the uneasy twisting of the Great Sage in his arms, Tang Ming couldn't help but hug it in his arms: "Don't make trouble, sleep again!"

Then, Tang Ming felt that something was wrong, the touch between his fingers did not have a hairy feeling, but was warm and elastic.

"You monkey, there is no hair on your little belly!" laughed

and scolded, Tang Ming gently pinched it a few more times, and it felt very good.

Then, he felt the flesh on the back of his hand suddenly be pinched, opened his eyes violently, looked in front of him, and was greeted by a face with gnashing teeth.

Then, Tang Ming let out a miserable scream from his mouth, and the back of his hand holding Shu Yiting's small belly was rotated three hundred and sixty degrees by her.

"You are the monkey, your whole family is a monkey!" got

up angrily, threw Tang Ming's arm back, and Shu Yiting was a powder fist.

"Dare to take advantage of the old lady secretly, I think you are tired of living

!" "Damn, who knows when you came into my arms, it's really shameless, pretending to be a monkey to take advantage

of me!" "Give me death!"

......

After five minutes of ravage, Shu Yiting finally got out of breath, got out of the shelter refreshed, stretched her waist, and then seemed to remember something, and quickly dragged Tang Ming out again.

Pulling him to the back of the shelter, he proudly pointed to a

row of things on the ground, "Look, what is this!"

Tang Ming looked down, there was a row of bamboo tubes on the ground, and above the bamboo tubes, there were just the ends of the bamboo pieces that served as the roof of the shelter.

"Do you understand, this is the key to my shelter, every roof can be used as a rainwater collector, and the rainwater we receive this night is equivalent to two trips to the bamboo forest. As

she spoke, Shu Yiting casually picked up a bamboo tube.

It's already full. And it's clear and clean, so you can drink it directly even if it's not filtered.

"How is it, are you convinced?" Shu

Yiting raised her eyebrows and said provocatively.

"That's it?"

Tang Ming held his forehead speechlessly.

"That's not enough? With so much water, how much time can it save us? If you have the ability, you can also turn water out! As long as you can conjure me so much, then I will do whatever you ask me

to do today!" "Then you can start to do it, first of all, tear down your shelter! I sleep with a sore back! I really don't know what is the use of you making such a small thing!" Tang

Ming said disgustedly.

"Tear down your sister, do you have the water to bet with me? Or do you count on those shells on the ground? To tell you the truth, I also put those shells on the ground, and you think that I am like you and I have nothing to do when it is going to rain? "

Uh-huh, the consciousness is good. It's commendable!"

"Less yin and yang, this time you have no chance to win me except for going to the bamboo forest, but the water made by the bamboo forest is not counted in the gambling contract."

Shu Yiting's face was full of confidence.

"Oh, I seem to have put some water in the forest yesterday, why don't you go and have a look?"

Tang Ming pursed his lips, stretched lazily, and walked towards the forest.

"You guy, you want to find an excuse to slip away when you lose, isn't it, it's not such a cheap thing.

Shu Yiting snorted and chased towards the forest.

But she didn't run far, and Shu Yiting was suddenly stunned.

Tang Ming, who was not far away just now, actually disappeared out of thin air. Moreover, the place where he disappeared was surrounded by flat ground and no trees.

What about people, why is it gone?

Shu Yiting rubbed her eyes, and after making sure that she was not dreaming, she hesitated and walked in the direction where Tang Ming disappeared.

Then, she saw a puddle. In the puddle, there are some fallen leaves floating.

Hey, this puddle is quite big! It looks like it's a little deep?

Reach out and cut the fallen leaves on it. Shu Yiting looked under the water curiously.

Suddenly, a dark shadow appeared in the water.

With a bang, a human face rushed out of the water.

The

defenseless Shu Yiting was frightened by the ghost-like picture and sat back, screaming in shock.

Then, she heard Tang Ming's unbridled laughter.

Looking at the puddle again, Tang Ming was slowly crawling out of the water, with a wicked smile on his face.