god level spoof

In the world of Journey to the West, Li Ye's figure completely disappeared.

"Little guy, how are you doing in the world of Journey to the West?"

In the starry sky, in front of Li Ye stood an old man wearing colorful thongs. Well, he was an old beggar. He was looking at Li Ye with a smile, and there was teasing in his eyes.

Li Ye immediately shouted: "Damn old man, don't scare me, what else can you do? It feels very good!"

The old beggar took out a golden bath towel from nowhere and put it on his shoulders, and then sat on a back chair. A transparent glass table appeared in front of the two of them, which was piled with strange fruits. Under Li Ye's buttocks,

There is also an extra armchair.

"Old man, can you do something new? I've eaten too much spiritual fruit. Give me a glass of wine or something." Li Ye waved his hands and scolded the old beggar unceremoniously.

"Well, that makes sense, something should change."

The old beggar was stunned for a moment, then snapped his fingers. In an instant, the two of them were immersed in a misty hot spring.

The temperature of the hot spring water was moderate, which made people feel extremely relaxed and comfortable. The old beggar moaned happily. Seeing his expression and face, Li Ye wanted to step on it.

Not to mention, the old beggar actually brought out two glasses of red wine. It tasted sweet and fragrant, and was probably of high vintage.

The two of them soaked in the hot springs, drank red wine, and chatted wordlessly.

Li Ye asked the old beggar about Red Bull, but the old beggar refused to answer at all, saying that it had nothing to do with him.

However, he made one note to Li Ye: After staying in the world of Journey to the West for five hundred years, after returning to the real world, although the real world has not progressed, these five hundred years will be remembered in his memory within an hour.

Flows through quickly.

For the next hour, Li Ye kept recalling his experiences in the Journey to the West, but time passed too quickly. His consciousness returned to a mortal at this moment, so he forgot many things in the Journey to the West.

When he was a child, Li Ye shook his head in frustration: "Old beggar, I have almost forgotten all the things I experienced during my journey to the West."

He restored the spiritual will of a mortal. Five hundred years is an extremely long time for an ordinary person. Li Ye forgot most of the things. The only thing he remembered was that he liked to drink red milk.

At this time, deep in his soul, the nine lotus seed fragments of the Chaos Green Lotus revealed a vague fluctuation. This strange fluctuation made Li Ye remember many things about his own strength.

Li Ye pulled out a cracked butcher's knife from the knife sheath behind his back, and said excitedly: "Haha, in the world of Journey to the West, I opened up the world with this butcher's knife. I really admire myself.

"

"Yeah~ It's really awesome." The old beggar nodded, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

His expression revealed a touch of amusement: "Little guy, you remember too much now, which is not good for you. When one day you gain the strength of the Great God of Kaitian again, you will completely remember everything in the world of Journey to the West. I

I’m looking forward to that day coming soon~”

In general, Li Ye has forgotten most of the things, and the only thing he remembers is two things:

One, I like to drink red milk.

Second, during the journey to the west, I took a butcher's knife and opened up the world.

Li Ye didn't talk to the old beggar anymore. He... was homesick. Yes, although the five hundred years of Journey to the West flashed by like phantoms, and he didn't remember many things, it still gave him a sense of comfort.

It felt like a long time - like an extremely long dream.

In fact, Li Ye left the real world for only an hour.

Everything in Journey to the West, although it really happened, is like a dream of Li Ye.

After waking up, the dream became empty and turned into clouds and smoke...

…

In Li Ye's home, in the hall on the second floor, Athena stood motionless, as if she was sleeping.

In front of her, there was a man with a strange hairstyle. The man looked around a few times and wondered: "Where did the Supreme Treasure go?"

This man is none other than Sun Wukong. He just found the Supreme Treasure next to him, but in the blink of an eye, he disappeared.

Dugu sister stepped forward and said to Wukong: "Fight with me."

What's rare is that Ximen, the pseudo-mother, did not invite a fight. He looked around and frowned: "Master, why did you disappear so suddenly?"

Meiqin, Guoguo and Xiaoqian also discovered this. Just when the three girls were confused, a young man suddenly appeared in the middle of the hall.

He has long, smooth and flowing hair, a delicate face, and clear and translucent eyes, which give people a very comfortable feeling. But what seriously damages the image of the young man is that he carries a knife holster on his back, which contains a... butcher knife.

"Wukong, Na'er, Dugu, Chui Xue, Mikoto, Guo Guo, Xiao Qian..." The young man read out the names of several people one by one, looking extremely excited.

The young man was naturally Li Ye. At this moment, he could not contain the joy of 'reunion'. He stepped forward and hugged Wukong fiercely, then hugged Athena, and then hugged Dugu girl, Ximen pseudonym, and female ghost one by one.

Xiaoqian, Guoguo, and Tsundere Meiqin.

After hugging Miqin, the little girl was stunned for a moment, then screamed, her pretty little face twisted, and she had the urge to hit Li Ye immediately (note: referring to the electromagnetic gun). Fortunately, Li Ye didn't hold her for too long.

, hugged her hard, and then let go.

She had good eyesight and naturally recognized the person hugging her, which was Li Ye.

Mikoto almost went crazy and kept grinding her teeth: "This bastard is becoming more and more like a Bengali. He hugged someone without the consent of a beautiful girl like me. It's really hateful."

However, it was difficult for her to have an attack, because Li Ye didn't seem to be playing a prank, but was really excited.

After everyone was surprised for a while, they all had the feeling that Monk Zhang Er was confused. What happened? Li Ye didn't look normal.

Li Ye ignored everyone's weird expressions, patted his chest and said, "Everyone, get ready. Let's go out for a big meal and have a good get-together."

"..." Everyone was speechless again.

At this moment, several people finally asked the key question: "Li Ye, why are you wearing a wig?"

Li Ye was stunned for a moment, and gradually calmed down. He came to the mirror. The long-haired young man in the mirror made him stunned for a moment.

Change, a very obvious change. Li Ye found that his temperament had changed a lot.

The reason for this change in temperament is hard to explain. The only thing that is certain is that my charm has increased a lot.

Li Ye smiled handsomely and took out the cracked pig-killing knife from the knife holster behind his back. The pig-killing knife was extremely agile in Li Ye's hand, turning into dozens of knife shadows, while strands of hair were flying.

At this moment, Li Ye was holding a butcher's knife... to cut his hair, and to cut his own hair.

The women in the hall and Wukong were stunned, and they all gave Li Ye a thumbs up, with only two words in their hearts: awesome!