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"Brother, you are not good, you actually have evil intentions towards your sister." Ah Qing stretched out a green jade finger, tapped Li Ye's forehead, and said angrily.

In this way, Ah Qing really looks like a good sister, while Li Ye looks like an evil brother.

Li Ye burst into tears: "I'm not my biological sister..."

"Oh~ you admit it, you are my younger brother." Ah Qing pinched Li Ye's face, with a successful look on his face, and said with a smile: "Brother, you must listen to your sister in the future. I ask you to go south, you

You are not allowed to look north, I will let you kill pigs, but you are not allowed to herd cows..."

"What the hell, is this my younger brother?" Li Zhiyi felt a sense of crisis: "Why does it look like a contract to sell myself? My small body can't stand the training!"

Finally, Ah Qing raised his little head and said calmly: "In short, as a younger brother, you must always remember your sister's teachings in your heart and establish the concept that your sister is the greatest."

"Dugu's... is bigger than you." Li Ye glanced at Dugu girl's breasts, then glanced at Ah Qing's small breasts, and gave her an unceremonious blow.

Ah Qing's eyes were filled with murderous intent, her pretty little face was gloomy, and she stared at him: "Brother, what are you talking about? Even though I am a younger brother, if you don't obey your sister, you will still be punished - spanked a hundred times.

"

"..." Li Ye was about to cry but had no tears. What is this called? I am a grown man, and I was spanked by a girl. If word spreads, my reputation will be destroyed in one day.

Obviously, Ah Qing was not as simple as what she said. She grabbed Li Ye's thumbs together with one small hand as fast as lightning. With her free little hand, she went around Li Ye's back, aiming at exactly the same thing.

Li Ye's...butt.

"Sister, in my eyes, you are the biggest!" Li Ye shouted.

Ah Qing laughed with satisfaction, and pinched Li Ye's face again: "That's right, sister will love you very much. You know, sister is like a flower, and everyone loves you. With a sister like me,

You are equivalent to the favored person chosen by God..."

"Are you praising me or yourself?" Li Ye could only laugh.

"... If someone bullies you, just tell me your sister's name, and I will beat him half to death with my own hands, and then let you make up for the last kick." Ah Qing spoke for a while, and then stopped as if his mouth was dry.

I got down, took a spoonful of soup and drank it to moisten my throat.

She scooped another spoonful of soup and brought it to Li Ye's mouth. Li Ye had no choice but to open his mouth and drink it obediently. A Qing had a gentle look on his face, "Have you seen how much sister cares about you? It's delicious and delicious.

, will share it with you.”

"Ho ho..." Li Ye continued to laugh dryly.

This is too nonsense. Is this what you call sharing with me? The soup you are ladling me to drink now was originally made from my ferocious beast meat. Besides, you stole this pot of meat from Ren Jian - really.

I can't feel any sincerity at all.

Ah Qing had a smile on her face and looked at Li Ye casually with her beautiful eyes: "Brother, you seem to be very reluctant. Did my sister do something wrong?"

"No!" Li Ye shouted immediately.

He threw himself into Ah Qing's arms, rubbed his face against the girl's breasts, and said vaguely: "Sister, in my heart, is the biggest, the softest, the most beautiful, the most..."

In the end, Li Ye sang affectionately: "My sister is only in my dreams, and my brother has not been close to me for many years, but no matter what, I can't change my love for my sister. Although I am not a biological sister, I still only have my sister in my heart, and my soul has long been

I have been branded as a sister, sister~sister, sister~sister, you are so important in my heart! No matter when, no matter where, I only have you in my heart..."

"Haha..." Ah Qing laughed happily, touched Li Ye's hair, and said with a smile: "I like this song, I have to sing it a hundred times every day~"

"..." Li Ye's face suddenly stiffened, and he looked up at the sky and cried endlessly: "Every day...a hundred times, a hundred times~"

Ren Jian stepped forward at this time and looked at Li Ye with a shy face: "Brother, I think you and I are of the same mind, so why not join hands to create a great cause and let this great river and mountain ripple because of us~"

"Tch, it's just you?" Li Ye said contemptuously.

"Your distant ancestor was a pig. In our hometown, the favorite food is pork." Ah Qing's eyes fell on Ren Jian, with a hint of joking in his expression.

"Miss Ah Qing, I am a human being after all, and meat is not delicious." Ren Jian shrank his neck, then mustered up his courage and said, "I am willing to follow you, ride for you, and swear allegiance to the death."

"Damn, bitch brother, have you seen too much of the Three Kingdoms?" Li Ye complained at the side.

Ah Qing was unmoved, and his eyes became brighter: "After being baptized by your distant ancestors, your bloodline has awakened. The meat on your body is no different from pork. It is probably more tender than domestic pigs."

"..." Renjian wanted to cry.

I dare to love this eldest sister, but she still cares about the flesh on her body.

Li Ye was very confused and didn't understand what A Qing meant.

"People eat people!" Ah Qing explained, with an incomprehensible look in his eyes: "There's nothing strange about it, this is the cruel side of the true martial arts world."

Next, Li Ye learned a lot about the basic common sense of the Zhenwu world.

In fact, what Ah Qing said was quite right.

Having received the baptism of the distant ancestors, the meat on Renjian's body is indeed no different from pork - in the Zhenwu world, the powerful human race will specifically hunt down the weak human race and eat each other's meat.

The distant ancestor of Renjian is a wild boar. In Yuezhou, the Shenlong Continent, it belongs to a relatively weak human race - there is not even a wild boar martial ancestor.

Therefore, although Renjian is a human being, he is actually very dangerous.

In the Zhenwu world, it is not surprising that people cannibalize others. This is because the human beings in the Zhenwu world have tens of thousands of distant ancestors, and there are tens of millions of races. If they are not from my race, their minds must be different.

For example, the distant ancestors of Li Ye, Dugu Meizi, and A Qing are ancient apes.

As for Renjian, its distant ancestor is the wild boar.

In the entire Yuezhou, one thing that is different between the two is that in the history of the ancient ape people, there have been strong men of the Martial Ancestor level, but in the history of the wild boar people, there have been none. This is a dividing line to distinguish the levels of ethnic groups - ancient

The level of the ape people is higher than that of the wild boar people.

In Yuezhou, there are quite a few human races like the Wild Boar Human Race that have never had a strong Martial Ancestor level in their history. These human races are all the food of powerful human races - such as the saber-toothed tiger human race, lion human race, etc.

Of course, this is just Yuezhou. The entire Shenlong Continent is vast and has more than a thousand states. Yuezhou is just an inconspicuous small place - among the other states, the status of the wild boar people may be different. It is said that in one state, the wild boar people are

The only dominant race in that area.

Ah Qing became a little impatient and waved his hand: "I have to tell you a few times to get out of here."

"Then, um, can you return my stove and pot to me?" Ren Jian cried with a sad face. He actually saw the bottom line of Ah Qing, and he was not a person who killed innocent people indiscriminately.

"You stole my meat. Naturally, this stove and pot belong to my sister." Li Ye said plausibly.

Ren Jian's baby face was about to turn into a bitter one: "Brother, I really didn't mean it. If we, the wild boar race, want to become stronger, we must eat good food. I promise to give you a piece of blood monster meat in the future.

I just want the stove and pot to be returned to me. This stove and pot, but what I finally dug up in the holy land is an eighteenth-level cooking treasure, which can withstand any evil in the eighteenth world.

The flesh of beasts.”

He looked at Li Ye longingly: "Brother, this thing is my lifeline. If you take it, you won't be able to use it."

Ah Qing rolled his eyes and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, you are called a bitch. From now on, you will be my brother's follower. As long as I am here, no one will dare to touch you."

"..." Ren Jian was stunned for a moment, and then he was overjoyed: "Thank you so much, Miss A Qing. It's really a blessing for me that you can take me in."

"Well, the blessing is gone. You are now under the jurisdiction of my younger brother. In addition, you are also the chief cook, responsible for our food and some other chores."

Ah Qing gave the instructions casually, but he was very happy in his heart: "The eighteenth level cooking treasure can defeat the beasts of the eighteenth heaven. This is rarer and more precious than the eighteenth level weapons. Mastering this

Bitch, it is equivalent to mastering this eighteenth-level cooking treasure and how to use it. It seems that you will be blessed in the future."

Thinking in his mind, Ah Qing's saliva started to flow downwards...

"Sister, what's wrong with you? You're drooling all over my face." Li Ye sweated on his forehead and already understood the true purpose of this sister.

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