god level spoof

() Just when Li Ye was confused, a slightly childish voice came: "Why is my sense of existence so thin?"

Li Ye was stunned for a moment. After looking up, down, left and right, his eyes finally fell on the exhaust window.

That was a chick, uh, to be precise, a cute chick with three stupid feathers on its head.

Xiaoji also looked at Li Ye, his eyes lit up, and he said again: "Great, I didn't expect there is someone who can understand what I am talking about."

At this time, Mikoto shouted: "Youkai, this chick is a monster, it can speak human language!"

Li Ye glanced sideways at Sister Pao, "Isn't it just a monster? What is there to be afraid of? I have also seen the king of monsters - the Monkey King."

Thinking in his mind, Li Ye looked upright and said: "Miqin, you go first, I will block it." The reason why he said this was mainly because he judged that this chick did not seem to have any malicious intentions.

Meiqin was stunned, took another look at Li Ye, and bit her teeth: "How is that possible? I, I am a super, super electric..."

"Okay, I know, your dignified railgun is the third among the seven superpowers..." Li Ye shrugged and said softly: "But our little sister Meiqin is a girl after all.

You must be afraid of monsters, so as a man, how can I not protect you?"

When saying this, Li Ye once again showed off his superb acting skills. Well, although I don't know if he can impress those aunties, it is more than enough to impress little sister Mikoto.

"You, you are so shameless. You are obviously a useless... useless person without any power, and you still say you want to protect me." Mikoto said with some shame and anger.

Li Ye ignored Miqin's words. This little girl is famous for being arrogant.

"Although I am a useless piece of wood, I am a hundred times better than those guys who are powerful but have no responsibility!" Speaking of generous words, Li Ye gave himself a thumbs up: "Believe me, I am the best.

of!"

"What an idealist. Useless and responsible are not the same as strength." Mikoto cursed in a low voice, but her pretty face was stained with red clouds, and she looked at the boy in front of her twice.

I'm sorry about my health.

She turned around slightly, puffed out her not-mighty chest, and made an unfounded declaration: "You should go first, I, I will deal with this monster."

The little chicken who was left out was unwilling to be lonely, and sighed: "Growing up is our inevitability, and youth is our eternal reluctance. Who is the passer-by in someone's life, who is the cycle of life. The dust of the past life,

The wind of this world, endless sad souls. I saw your face floating in the blue sky, so I smiled, because I saw you, as happy as a child who has not grown up..."

Li Ye looked at the chicken with amusement in his eyes. It seemed that this chicken was really no ordinary chicken and could speak such high-level words.

"Don't be afraid, just think of it as a cute little chicken, even though it can speak human language." Li Ye glanced at Sister Pao and comforted her. The little girl looked really scared.

"Sometimes I feel like a little chicken. I want to grow but can't. Maybe one day I finally grow up and become food on the table. I left my companions and found out

I have been helpless since then, and I can't sleep every time in the dead of night. I wonder if I am the only one who will not get better tomorrow. Who knows what the future will bring? Is happiness just a legend?

I could never find..."

The chicken sang a song very emotionally, and the last song was even more sad: "I am a little, little, little, little...chicken, no matter how long I grow, I can't grow big...I am looking for

Searching, searching, searching, a warm embrace, is this request too high... All the chickens who know my name, how are you? The world is so small, we are destined to have nowhere to escape. When I taste

As much as you like, when you decide to burn for your ideal, which one is more important, the pressure of life or the dignity of life..."

I don't know when, little sister Mikoto burst into tears. The chicken's singing can really touch the deepest string in people's hearts, and people can fully feel the sadness and pain in its heart...

As for Li Ye, it was much better. After all, he was a man. As the saying goes, men don't shed tears easily - Li Ye blinked his eyes, took a deep breath, calmed down, and asked: "Little chicken, you

Which world did it come from?"

Xiaoji cleared her throat again: "Because I dreamed of you leaving, I woke up from crying and watched the night wind blowing across the window sill. Can you feel my love? When I grow old, will you still be by my side...

…”

"Shut up!"

Li Ye suddenly became excited and shouted: "Damn it, don't think that just because you are a little chicken, you can be forgiven for deceiving our feelings!"

"You just sang 'I'm a little chick, I can't grow up no matter how much I do', and now you dare to sing 'Wait until the day I grow old'! Isn't this a logical mistake?"

Li Ye, who clenched his fists, roared: "Are you going to grow up or not?"

I don't know why, but Li Ye suddenly became so excited that he couldn't believe it. This little chicken was really too much. The song he sang was the sound of nature. It's okay if you don't understand it. Once you understand it, you will understand.

Fall into the immersive feeling, triggering strong emotions in your heart.

Mikoto was also very excited, and electric current flashed all over her body: "Yes, please explain it clearly to me!"

Seeing the public outrage, Little Chicken patted her little head with her wings in shame: "I'm so confused, I sang the wrong song..."

"..." Li Ye's face suddenly darkened, because it seemed like Little Chicken was going to sing something again: "You bastard, don't sing any more. Answer my question first."

The little chicken sighed: "Why is this? Don't young people in this era have any patience? Don't they even have the cells to appreciate music? Don't they know how to respect the old chicken?"

"You have no right to say such things!" Li Ye roared again, what the hell is this? I'm a human being, why should I respect an old guy? What's more, the guy in front of him is not old.

"Hahaha……"

The chicken suddenly burst out laughing and said repeatedly: "Really, really, this is not like a dream. I didn't expect that all of this was true. I finally left that damn cage, which contained a thousand and one things."

Plant a metal alloy cage, I’m free for you, it’s great…”

"Why can't I understand what you are talking about?" Li Ye wondered.

With a sound of "swish--", the little chicken suddenly jumped onto Li Ye's shoulder, "Brother, my name is Little Chicken. I came here from 2841. I think the technology here is quite backward, isn't it?

Early twenty-first century?”

Li Ye was helpless. The chicken was so fast that it appeared on his shoulder in an instant. Seeing that the chicken really meant no harm, Li Ye stopped being nervous and asked: "Oh, you mean, myself

Is it a chicken that came here from the future world?"

"Oh~ it can be said that I was born on May 32, 2003 at 9:17:32. Because I accidentally took an unknown drug from a certain chemistry teacher in a certain school, I have lived for more than 800 years..." Xiaoji

He sighed and then laughed: "Haha, great, today's technology is so backward, even if I am hit by a nuclear bomb, I will not die."

What the chicken said immediately stirred up huge waves in Li Ziyi's heart, and he was restless: "The little chicken, chemistry teacher, won't grow up...could it be that the chicken in front of him is the magic chicken in 'Heartbeat Memories' - the little chicken?"

Chicken King."

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I love the chicken so much that I can’t help but let it appear again...