god level spoof

() There is an extra maid in the family, and she is also Sister Pao, which greatly benefits Li Ye.

Reality is indeed a butcher's knife. No matter how strong you are, you still have to bow your head in the face of life - why are those martial arts masters who established sects all famous, but those heroes who roam the world want to cheat?

Eat and drink?

The reason is very simple. Those masters who founded the sect have accepted the reality and know how to live. When accepting a disciple, not only a few taels of silver, but also dozens of copper coins are always available?

When he thought about his unscrupulous parents going on a business trip like this, Li Ye really had nothing to say. The house was already a mess, but now it was better, and he had to clean up all the mess.

As a parent, I don't think about my children at all. I'm just an ordinary 16-year-old high school student. Don't you worry?

Li Ye shook his head. Just when he was about to develop a relationship with little sister Meiqin, the two masters upstairs appeared.

"Xiaoyezi, why don't you go cook? I'm almost starving to death." Dugu girl smiled sweetly, she was so fed up that she would not pay for her life.

"Sir, Chuixue wants you to bring me some food to eat." Ximen, the pseudo-mother, whispered softly, her beautiful face and gentle temperament exuding amazing charm.

Hey, you two treat my place as a charity hall? You live and eat at my house for free every day, and you have to serve you...

With this thought in his mind, Li Ye immediately felt that he could no longer indulge the two of them like this.

One of these two people is a sword demon who only wants to be defeated, and the other is a sword god in troubled times. Ever since they lived in our house, they have lived a life of putting on clothes and opening their mouths. What do you call this?

Although Dugu Qiufei is a girl, and she is very cute and beautiful, she cannot be eaten for food - take Mikoto as an example, she is so cute, no one sympathizes with her except some gangsters and perverted uncles.

Give her a bite of food.

As for the Ximen transvestite, Li Ye thinks that his attitude should be firmer, otherwise, he will have an unclear and ambiguous relationship with a transvestite, which is really not what he wants to see.

After Li Yizhong had an idea, he said: "Miss Dugu, brother Chuixue, how have you been feeling in the past two days?"

"Oh, that's great. Living in such a comfortable mansion, with delicious food and drink..."

Dugu girl answered subconsciously, and finally laughed: "And you are such a good person, I feel really happy. This is the life I have always longed for."

"Young Master, if you want to tell me, I like this kind of life very much. Ever since I stayed here, Young Master has taken care of me in every possible way, without any dislike or prejudice towards me... So, Young Master, please accept Chuixue's greetings."

After Ximen Xiujiang finished speaking these words emotionally, she said a deep blessing to Li Ye.

"..." Li Ye originally thought that the two of them would say something like 'boring', and then he could justifiably ask them to do it for him...

But after hearing them say such words, Li Ye could only swallow what he was going to say.

Seeing Ximen Chuixue, the sword god of the generation, salute him, Li Ye naturally couldn't neglect it and hurriedly reached out to hold the opponent's elbow.

"Hey! Who is she?" Dugu girl asked suddenly, her eyes suddenly fell on Miqin. At the same time, Mikoto also looked at Dugu girl, and the two immediately looked at each other.

Invisible sparks and visible sparks burst out at the same time, and the airflow in the air groaned...

Li Ye's brows twitched. The situation didn't seem to be a good sign. Why did he look like he was about to fight?

"Haha, her name is Mikoto, and she comes to work at my house."

After a brief introduction, Li Ye looked at Meiqin: "Okay, Meiqin, come into the kitchen with me, and we will prepare dinner together."

A dispute was turned invisible by Li Ye, but Dugu girl's words once again triggered the fuse: "Meiqin, let's try two moves. If you lose, disappear in front of my eyes."

Li Ye was a little confused. This is a strange situation. Is Dugu girl chasing Meiqin away?

"Miss Dugu, what do you mean?"

"It's not interesting. The main reason is to make her unhappy."

"..."

Li Ye opened his mouth but was speechless. What are you talking about? You and Sister Pao have never met, why are you upset with her for no reason?

"Then, give me a reason."

"Because of my hair, I have always dreamed of having brown hair. Why does she have it but I don't?"

After hearing what Dugu girl said, Li Ye rolled his eyes. I thought it was for some reason, but it turned out that it was just for the color of his hair.

"I disagree!"

Li Ye objected firmly and joked: In this family, I am the master.

"I agree!" Little sister Meiqin went against Li Ye in a very shameless manner, and she actually agreed to fight against Dugu.

"Why?" Li Ye was depressed.

"Because I also feel unhappy with her." Mikoto replied unceremoniously - it's true~ Mikoto, Mikoto, you can't make a joke or anything, wouldn't this meaningless fight be over?

"It's also because of my hair. I like black hair very much. Seeing her hair so black and beautiful makes me really angry~"

I really don't understand. The thinking of these two girls is really weird. Just because of the color of their hair, they dislike each other - women are such strange creatures.

Li Ye was scratching his head and thinking about it. The two girls had already set up a stance. Dugu girl's body exuded sharpness and edge, while Miqin's body was full of restlessness and violence.

These two breaths are like two torrents rushing against each other, and they are about to collide together in an instant...

"Snapped--"

A loud noise came in along with the sound of the window breaking, and the floor of the hall immediately collapsed by half a foot. Between Dugu Qiubai and Miqin stood an old man with a bald head and a strange smile. He laughed and said: "Master, I finally

It’s great to meet the master again, great, great…”

"This, this is the Fire Cloud Evil God!"

Li Ye reacted immediately and immediately shouted: "Miss Dugu, Miqin, why don't you fight with this senior first?" He said this so that neither party would be offended.

Moreover, he had promised Huoyun Evil God that he would find several opponents for him, and this time he fulfilled his promise.

"Hmph, is a clown worthy of me?"

Sister Dugu was quite unhappy. She originally planned to fight with Meiqin, but Cheng Yaojin showed up halfway, uh, it was Fire Cloud Evil God...

Huoyun Evil God said in a weird voice: "Could it be that...you think...you can fight me?"

"This girl has already said that you are not worthy."

"Oh?" The corners of Huo Yun Evil God's mouth cracked slightly and he said, "So that's what it looks like. So, are you ready - to be killed by me, or to kill me." When saying this, Huo Yun Evil God said this.

There was even a touch of excitement on the evil god's expression, which made people shudder.

Li Ziye was on the side and felt uneasy. He didn't know whether Dugu girl was pretending to be calm or if she really had the strength to easily kill the Fire Cloud Evil God.

However, no matter which it is, this battle is worth looking forward to!

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