god level spoof

() Finally, Lao Xie, the dean of students, appeared on the stage. He was a middle-aged man with a Chinese character and a very dignified appearance.

The students in the audience also fell silent, waiting for his speech.

Lao Xie cleared his throat, glanced around below, and announced loudly:

"The new semester is here. In order to enrich the extracurricular life of students and promote the construction of campus culture, with the purpose of cultivating comprehensive personal qualities, to fully mobilize the initiative and passion of students, and to make progress and unity coexist, the school arranges

social activity……

"Starting from this week, school club activities will be officially launched. The school will continue to offer mathematics, spoken English, physical education, art, reading, technology, etc. Students from the original club can directly join the class without registering again.

"If you are a first-year student who has not joined a club, you must join any club this semester..."

After Lao Xie finished speaking, the opening ceremony came to an end.

Since it was the first day, the school did not arrange any classes, so Li Ye and Cao Jian planned to sneak out. They did not want to stay in school and spend a boring time.

But at this time, Ye Zi and Guo Guo had already come over and stopped the two of them.

"What?" Li Ye asked lazily, and Cao Jian had the same expression.

Ye Zi hummed: "Where are you two going? Hurry up and choose a club to join!"

"Yes, I heard from Ye Zi that you didn't join any clubs last school year."

Guo Guo also said, looking at Li Ye and Cao Jian with a chuckle: "It's impossible for you not to have your own ideals? Isn't it a good thing to pursue your ideals with a group of like-minded friends?"

Ideal? Li Ye's lips curled up slightly. His ideal was to be an actor, but there was no performing arts club at all in this school - the reason was simple. Performing arts clubs required a high amount of investment, and were generally only found in more famous universities.

There are, or there are colleges and universities that specialize in performing arts.

Because of this, when Li Ye was in his freshman year of high school, he joined a sports-based football club. The main purpose was to strengthen his body, and he was indeed somewhat interested in football.

Unlike Li Ye, Cao Jian really wants to be a football player. This is his ideal! Although he is a senior otaku, his physical fitness is very good and he is still the president of the junior high school football club.

But last year, when the two joined the football club, they had conflicts with the guys who were in their senior year of high school at the time...

"It's a club, what's the use of joining it?" Cao Jian snorted with some disdain. Li Ye's face was also a little ugly. Thinking of what happened a year ago, he became angry.

Guo Guo was a little confused, but Ye Zi whispered: "I know what happened last year... But, I think everything can start over. Besides, you are already in your second year of high school, and those bastards have left.

You must be able to get along well with the current high school seniors."

"Not interested in."

Li Ye's face was expressionless. He really didn't want to see that ugly face like last year.

Ye Zi was startled for a moment, then raised her eyebrows and said, "Li Ye, this is really not like you. If you encounter that kind of thing again this time, you might end up fighting with those guys again!"

"..." Li Ye didn't reply, and he and Cao Jian were about to go around Ye Zi and the two girls. At this time, Guo Guo stood in front of the two of them: "Li Ye, and Cao Jian, I don't know

What happened to you last year, but I think you can do it."

"No time, no time!" Li Ye replied expressionlessly.

Guoguo immediately asked, "Are you afraid and running away?"

Li Ye's eyes narrowed and he looked at Guoguo: "You won't understand!" At this moment, the chick on his shoulder sang unwillingly:

"If you can laugh, you won't cry. But how can you be lonely when you find a soulmate, but I never meet you. How can the wind and frost that leave my footprints in my life end?"

"If you can love, don't flinch, but the heart of knowing each other can chase you. Unfortunately, every time I meet love, it can't make me feel that I have finally met happiness~

"You said that loving me means you want to capture me. You really can't bear this kind of love~ I am wandering again this night. Please don't continue your infatuation. Please put everything away and believe that this night is the end~

"I heard that love that is too ideal can never be touched, but I will travel all over the mountains and try to catch it. I heard that love that is too ideal can never be touched. If I am on a lonely road, I will find happiness there~

"

…

"Yes, you are escaping. If you are not, then go to the football club with us."

Ye Zi also said loudly at this moment, then puffed up her chest and hummed: "No matter what, I am also a student representative, they don't dare to do anything to me?"

Cao Jian and Li Ye looked at each other and smiled helplessly. Are you being too lenient?

"Savage, it seems that you are looked down upon by women."

"..."

Li Ye silently glared at Cao Jian and looked at the two women: "Okay, I promise you, but I will not join the football club." Cao Jian on the side was stunned and also laughed: "That's right.

I will not join the football club. I am a man who aspires to become the god of picking up girls - that is a legendary existence and a true god~

"What is a true god? What is a real god of picking up girls? For a real god, does it still need to be titled? God is his only title. The true god of picking up girls can clearly understand the world and understand people's hearts, no matter you are a human being

, devil or goddess, they all bow obediently in front of the true god who picks up girls. For the true god, the world is his harem, the only difference is whether he goes there or not...

"And the legendary true god of picking up girls is me - Cao Jian. My heart has long transcended the world and has long been no longer attached to the harem, so I can send and receive as I please, control as I wish, among thousands of flowers.

No leaf will touch your clothes. Because you are not attached to the harem, you will reach the state where no one is not a harem and everywhere is a harem..."

After hearing Cao Jian's tirade, both Li Ye and Ye Zi were speechless for a while, while Guo Guo's eyes were dull, as if she wanted to get to know Cao Jian again.

After arriving at the football field, the four of them found that football training was taking place below.

These people are all seniors in high school, that is, students one level higher than Li Ye. When some of them saw Li Ye, they couldn't help but have a look of amusement in their eyes.

"It's so hard, these guys."

Ye Zi sighed and looked at Li Ye: "Look, these people are not bad. They started hard training on the first day."

Hearing this, Li Ye turned to look at Ye Zi, and was about to retort when he felt a gust of wind coming. He turned around subconsciously, only to find a football flying over at high speed. It seemed that the target was himself and Cao Jian, but this accuracy was really inaccurate.

It was so far away that he was actually facing the face of Ye Zi who was looking at him...

"Asshole, how did you kick the ball?" Several people on either side had their faces changed and they were cursing the guy who had just kicked the ball.

Cao Jian and Guo Guo also exclaimed: "Get out of the way..."

Just hearing a muffled sound of "pop", everyone couldn't bear to close their eyes. When everyone slowly opened their eyes, they were shocked at the same time, murmuring: "It exploded, it exploded with one punch!"