god level spoof

()Don’t think that by inserting a little penis into the soil, you have destroyed the entire earth~

To paraphrase the above sentence, Li Yizhong is very clear - it is not that Athena calls herself Father God, but she becomes the king of gods - Zeus.

To put it into perspective, the Greek mythology system in the West is very large and rich.

There are only a few impressive ones that can stand out. The first one is naturally Zeus, the king of the gods, followed by Athena, the goddess of wisdom and battle, and Apollo, the sun god... The rest are compared with these three.

When I stood up, I looked so eclipsed.

And Athena, as the female among the three, is even more dazzling.

Li Ye has also read Greek mythology, and the only thing he remembers is about the birth of Athena. He once made this analysis and reverie:

Athena's mother, Metis, was Zeus's first wife, so in terms of pregnancy time, Athena was Zeus's eldest daughter. However, although she was conceived early, her birth was delayed for a long time. This is because there were

The prophecy said that the son of Metis would overthrow the rule of Zeus. In order to prevent future troubles, Zeus swallowed his wife in one gulp.

However, Metis is an immortal god. She continues to live in Zeus's body, and the fetus is also developing normally. Finally one day, a "surprise" came to Zeus, and he discovered that he had an extra child in his belly.

There is a saying that when people sit at home, misfortune comes from the sky: King Qin rides a tiger to travel to the eight extremes, what should I do if I get an unexpected pregnancy? Although this is the first time in history that a man has become pregnant, it is considered an honor, but it also brings a

The problem is how to give birth to this child~

Zeus did not have a delivery door, so he had to undergo surgery. However, the examination results showed that the fetus was not in the correct position this time, and he did not know how the muscles in his body worked. It pushed the baby to the head, causing a severe ectopic pregnancy. How could this happen?

What to do?

The day of delivery was about to arrive. The baby was about to break out of its shell and was squeezing its skull. The severe pain made Zeus unbearable. For a moment, Zeus did not care about the dignity of the king of gods. He not only let out painful howls, but even

The ground was rolling.

Facing the pain of Zeus, even the gods were at a loss and had to use a stupid method. This method was also used by Cao Cao in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", which was to split his head open with an axe.

It seems that the name of this temporary obstetrician and gynecologist was recorded in later classics. Some said it was Prometheus, some said it was Hephaestus. No matter who it was, the ax finally struck down~

Just a shout was heard, and a girl jumped out of Zeus's head. She had been wearing armor since she was born, holding a spear, indicating her destiny to become the God of War in the future, and also explaining why Zeus was in so much pain. She must have been

She has been attacking Zeus's skull.

As the saying goes, the more arduous the process of giving, the sweeter the feeling of harvesting. Seeing that it was not a son who was born, a stone in Zeus's heart fell to the ground.

Looking at this child again, it was sparkling and beautiful. Zeus suddenly felt that all the pain was worth it. This was the child he gave birth to! How could the glory, wealth, and kingship of the world be compared with the satisfaction of a mother who had just given birth?

How about comparison?

Zeus is the king of gods and is theoretically omnipotent. However, he has never been able to give birth to a child, which makes his perfect god a little shortcoming.

And as we all know, the relationship between Zeus and his wife Hera is not very good. Hera may not be good at other things, but she can have children. Zeus has to rely on her if he wants to have children. This probably makes Zeus feel unhappy.

But now Zeus himself was able to give birth to a child, and the child he gave birth to was so beautiful and powerful, so Zeus naturally felt good about it. So Athena soon became one of Zeus's most beloved children. In addition to her father's share of this love,

It must also be mixed with a hint of maternal love~

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After Li Ye finished his brainstorming, he came to the conclusion: Athena should have traveled to the earth from the body of Zeus.

First of all, Athena in her arms has not seen Zeus. Otherwise, how could she call herself, an Easterner, her father? This shows that she is the first person Athena has seen - this should be equivalent to the novel,

After a certain mythical beast breaks out of its shell, it will recognize the first person it sees as its mother. As for why Athena calls her father, Li Ye thinks it should be Zeus hinting in his heart: My daughter, I am your father.

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More importantly, Athena seems to have not inherited wisdom. As we all know, Athena is the goddess of wisdom and the goddess of battle. Athena at this moment is obviously very simple, otherwise she would not even have such basic common sense as 'men and women should not be intimate'

Understand.

Holding the daughter and goddess in his arms, Li Ye's vanity was greatly satisfied: as a mortal, he could sit on the top of the goddess Athena...

"Father, Na'er feels that there is infinite power in her body..."

Athena would not understand Li Ye's thoughts, but told Li Ye her feelings.

"Haha, of course, you are the goddess of battle." Li Ye replied casually.

"Giggle..."

Athena smiled cheerfully, looking very happy and joyful: "I want to burst out the power in my body and let my father feel it..."

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"Boom——"

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"Rumble--"

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"Boom...boom...boom..."

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At that moment, Li Ye didn't know what happened. He only heard a huge roar and explosion...

Then, he found himself in the starry sky, and in front of him stood an old man wearing colorful thongs. Well, he was an old beggar. Li Ye immediately shouted: "Where is this? I wasn't at home just now. Damn it."

Old man, what do you want to do?"

The old beggar took out a purple bath towel from somewhere and put it on his shoulders, then sat down. Somehow a transparent glass table appeared in front of the two of them, which was filled with strange fruits. Li Ye also discovered that his

There is an extra armchair behind the buttocks.

"Haha~"

The old beggar smiled, motioned Li Ye to sit down, and said, "Young man, don't be too excited. Listen to me slowly."

"Okay, tell me quickly?" Li Ye said eagerly.

"You are already dead."

The five words came from the mouth of the old beggar. They were very simple and clear, but the meaning contained in them was unbelievable. Li Ye said dissatisfied: "It's so good, why did you curse me to death?"

"You are really dead."

It was still five words, and the old beggar didn't look like he was joking at all. Without waiting for Li Ye to ask, the old beggar said again: "Do you know how powerful Athena is?"

Li Ye was startled for a moment and said: "I only know that Athena has a title - "Aegis Holder". This is because Zeus often gives her the Aegis Aegis. Athena is originally known for her strength and wisdom.

Both sides are aligned with Zeus, and after holding the aegis in her hands, her fighting power surpasses all other gods in Olympus."

"Yes, so you are dead." The old beggar nodded, and then smiled: "Because that is the goddess of war who has lost her wisdom."