god level spoof

() Qingniu hummed, looked at his sister, and muttered: "Master, it's true that he left this pretty boy to your care. I didn't expect him to be so bold..."

"Owner……"

Li Ye, who heard a keyword, began to recall everything that had happened before.

It seems that he had a fight with Taoist Zhunti, and then he completely went berserk and used the Hundred Times Kaio Fist...

Li Ye couldn't remember everything that happened after that. After all, he had completely lost control of his emotions. However, he still remembered that three figures appeared, seemingly coming to save him.

Sanqing saint!

Li Ye immediately thought of these three saints. Apart from this, it was impossible for other characters to intervene, which would have cause and effect with the saints.

He took one look at the green ox and suddenly understood.

He was rescued by the Sanqing, and the owner of Qing Niu was Lao Tzu, one of the Sanqing. This was naturally no coincidence.

It seems that after Sanqing Sage saved him, he left himself in the care of Red Bull.

Li Ye really didn't know the origin of the red bull, but he was quite clear about the origin of the green bull - the sage Lao Tzu's mount was the green bull.

During the journey to the west, Qing Niu took advantage of the nap of the cow boy to steal Lao Jun's precious gold steel bracelet and went down to the golden cave of Jinshan Mountain.

He used a steel spear two feet long, and relied on Taishang Laojun's treasure gold steel carving, to catch Tang Monk, Bajie and Sha Seng, and trapped Sun Wukong's golden hoop to defeat him.

Wukong had no choice but to move to the Heavenly Palace and bring in Tota Heavenly King and his son. Qingniu was really powerful. He trapped all six of Nezha's weapons and took them away. He also defeated the gods of fire, the heavenly soldiers and the heavenly generals led by Lord Huodexing who came to help.

Even the Eighteen Arhats of the Tathagata cannot defeat him.

Until the end, Tathagata Buddha hinted to Sun Wukong and invited the Supreme Laojun to make the monster show its true form as a green bull. The Laojun stepped on the back of the bull, and Wukong and others led the crowd into the cave and killed the little monster...

The most awesome monster in Journey to the West is probably the green bull. There is no way, it is the mount of the saint after all.

Even the Tathagata didn't dare to come forward. The Eighteen Arhats and the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals couldn't do anything with the green ox. They were really arrogant.

Compared with the Bull Demon King, the fate of Qing Niu is much better, mainly due to the owner of the Ox Cross - the saint Taiqing Laozi.

Qing Niu is a special character in Journey to the West. He is not in a hurry to eat Tang Monk. His main purpose is to fight for the Taoist sect and save some face for the sage Lao Tzu.

When Li Ye watched Journey to the West, he felt that the green cow was awesome:

Green Ox is definitely the most difficult monster the Monkey King has ever encountered, and it is also the time when the Monkey King has looked for help the most in order to save his master.

Sun Wukong not only asked the Jade Emperor to find out the origin of this person, but also asked many masters in the immortal and Buddhist worlds such as Li Tianwang, Nezha, Thunder God, Huode Xingjun, Yellow River Shuibo, Tathagata, Eighteen Arhats and so on for help.

However, none of these people helped in the end. In the end, Tathagata told his disciples to subjugate the dragon and subdue the tiger. The two Arhats then told Sun Wukong. Only then did Sun Wukong know the origin of the green bull, so he went to find the master of the green bull, Taishang Laojun. This solved the problem.

Passed the test.

From here, Li Ye came to an interesting conclusion - the quality of mounts or disciples of high-level people is generally higher.

For example, Maitreya Buddha's disciple Yellow Eyebrow Monster, Taiyi's mount Jiuling Yuansheng, etc., they are all like Taishang Laojun's mount Green Bull, they don't like killing people and eating the meat of Tang Monk.

Qing Niu may not have such needs, and he did not use brutal force to arrest Tang Seng directly. Instead, he adopted reasonable and beneficial methods, mainly to lure Tang Seng into his trap - so, morally speaking, Qing Niu did not

Not much of a sin.

"Haha, Brother Qingniu, no matter what, I am also a person favored by the saint. You can't do this to me."

Li Ye laughed a few times, completely ignoring Qing Niu's harsh voice.

"Young pretty boy, you think I will let you go if you use a few gentlemen to pressure me..." Qing Niu said angrily when he heard this.

"Don't you dare~" Li Ye shook his head with a smile and said: "How about you wait for me to recover and let's have a fight?"

His words were neither humble nor arrogant, which meant that he was not afraid of the green bull at all.

"Baby face, I just woke up after sleeping for tens of thousands of years, and I haven't moved my body yet. When you regain your strength, I'll let you see how powerful I am."

Qing Niu patted his chest and made a "bang bang" sound, and at the same time agreed to Li Ye's challenge.

"..."

Li Ye was very depressed. He felt that Qing Niu had just woken up and didn't know that he was fighting against Saint Zhunti. Otherwise, how could he dare to declare war with him?

Being looked down upon by Qing Niu, Li Ye was no longer depressed at this moment. What's the point of being like a cow?

He looked at the girl Hong Niu and said softly: "Sister Hong, are your breasts still swollen? Do you want me to drink nai to make you feel better?"

The girl Hong Niu blushed and looked at Li Ye with affectionate eyes.

Qing Niu roared in displeasure: "Little pretty face, you think I don't exist, how dare you tease my sister in front of me."

"Brother~"

The outgoing girl Hong Niu called her brother reluctantly, then pouted and said: "Brother, he is already my husband-in-law, can't you treat him as your brother-in-law?"

"What, sir!"

Li Ye screamed and stared at the girl Red Bull in stunned silence...

Is there anything wrong? Why did I become someone else's husband for no reason?

"The heavenly lord who has no limit to his nainai~"

Li Yezi cursed in his heart and looked at the girl Hong Niu with resentful eyes: "You are a naturally stupid and beautiful girl. You should be ignorant of the world. How do you know to find your husband?"

Qing Niu was also shocked and said angrily: "Has this kid already seen you all?"

"Yeah~" The girl Red Bull nodded with a blushing face.

"It's unfair!" Li Ye raised his hand in protest and said, "I just want to drink your wine. I haven't thought about getting married yet. I think we should cultivate our relationship slowly, and then..."

Qingniu's face was uncertain, and finally he looked at Li Ye with ox eyes: "Brother-in-law, I will leave my sister to you. If you dare to let her go, I will fight you immediately... Moreover, after you get together with my sister,

, you can drink as much as you want every day.”

Threat! Naked threat!

Is this a mythical world? You don’t even need to find wives by yourself, they are all posted upside down~

What's even more bizarre is that both parties have established a relationship as husband and wife before they are married - the major processes in the middle: holding hands, kissing, touching... etc. are all omitted.

Li Ye cried for a while but had no tears, but he was still well versed in the art of war. For the present plan, he could only agree first:

"Okay, everything is just to drink Red Bull Nai every day, I will sacrifice my life for righteousness..."