god level spoof

()(What a shame, we are planning to have a power outage here for two days because of the line relocation...o(︶︿︶)o. I estimate that in these two days, I can only take the time to go online and update as much as possible.

However, I will never miss two updates a day. The update time is unstable these two days, so please forgive me. Thank you for your support. (*^__^*)

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In the pavilion, two figures flickered, and finally they struggled together. Both sides used ruthless moves, sexual moves, and other dirty tricks without any scruples...

Red Bull on the side was stunned and a little unbelievable. This was the first time that his husband would do these things to this Taoist priest.

Not only her, but several children under the pavilion were also astonished. They looked at the two people with strange eyes, and sighed in their hearts: Where did this great immortal come from, and what kind of status did he have, that he could be so playful like his master?

After a long time, the two people on the pavilion finally stopped fighting. However, both parties were already in a state of embarrassment. Both had bruises and swollen faces, and their clothes were in tatters. However, the expressions on their faces were full of joy, and their mouths were full of joy.

There is no mercy:

"Brother, how do you like my trick of 'fairy picking grapes'?"

"Hmph, my 'Monkey Stealing Peach' is no worse than yours."

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After cursing each other, the two men used their own magic and divine power to restore their appearance, and then laughed at each other, showing endless joy.

Li Ye squeezed Hong Niu's little hand and said with a smile: "Nuo, this is my wife, her name is Hong Niu. How about it? Isn't she pretty?"

"Haha, the child born to my brother and sister is indeed the most beautiful girl in the country, better than the goddess."

Zhen Yuanzi was extremely generous and praised him vigorously, then gave Li Ye a thumbs up and said: "My brother is really awesome. With a mortal body, he can marry a female bull king. He is truly a great person!"

"Awesome?" Li Ye was startled for a moment, then laughed. He chuckled and said, "Brother, you should know the purpose of my visit this time?"

Zhen Yuanzi waved his hand, and the three of them instantly appeared in a strange orchard. The fruity fragrance was overflowing and enticing. Li Ye couldn't help but take a few sips. This fragrance was really mouth-watering.

I can't wait to eat it all.

Just like just now, after Li Ye smelled the aroma of dragon meat and phoenix marrow at the Great Leiyin Temple, he ate it without any hesitation. The main thing was this divine thing, whose deliciousness was better than anything in the world...

"You bastard, you came here just for my ginseng fruit."

Zhenzi twirled his beard, looked at Li Ye with a groan, pointed at the fruit trees around him and said: "Although these fruits are not ginseng fruits, they are not much different. You can eat them."

Li Ye said dissatisfied: "Brother, you are too stingy. I have traveled hundreds of millions of miles to come here. Is it easy for me? Why do you have to let me eat a few?"

During this trip, Li Ye's goal was ginseng fruit, how could he give up so easily?

“Although the taste of ginseng fruit is good, it’s nothing.”

Zhen Yuanzi shook his head and said with a depressed look on his face: "Although this ginseng fruit is one of the ten innate spiritual roots, its main feature is its good taste. It takes three thousand years to bloom, and it will bear fruit once every three thousand years, and it will mature in another three thousand years. It will take another one

It takes ten thousand years to eat it. But in ten thousand years, you can only have thirty knots. If you smell it, you can live three hundred and sixty years; if you eat one, you can live forty-seven thousand years~

"In short, the effect of this ginseng fruit is not very strong, and it has no great effect on me or you. But it does taste good, and it seems to contain thousands of exotic fruits..."

"..."

Li Ye's face suddenly darkened and he shouted: "Brother, stop talking nonsense and hand over the ginseng fruit!"

Zhen Yuanzi avoided answering and said with a smile: "Do you know the ten innate spiritual roots?"

Li Ye still knows about the ten innate spiritual roots. He has been extremely interested in ancient novels for a while, especially several kinds of novels that he yearns for very much:

Li Ye believes that the most precious thing should be the green lotus, which is also the chaotic green lotus. It is the creation of the heaven and the earth, and it is an unusual number. When the sky was opened, it was sent by Tao and turned into countless innate magic weapons, twenty-four-petal lotus.

It was transformed into twenty-four jade tablets of good fortune, which recorded the Three Thousand Great Dao. Later, it was obtained by Hongjun, and he used it to achieve enlightenment. The five leaves of the Chaos Green Lotus were transformed into the ten innate spiritual treasures into five colors and five square flags (zhong yang).

Wuji Xinghuang Banner, Western Qinglian Baose Flag, Southern Liangyan Flag, Eastern Plain Cloud Flag, Northern Xuanyuan Water Flag), Qiankun Ding, Twelve-grade Lotus Platform, Mountains and Rivers Sheji Map, River Map Luoshu

, Book from Heaven (List of Gods), Book from Earth, Book from the Underworld (Book of Life and Death), red hydrangea, and lotus stems turned into god-killing spears.

It can be said that the Chaos Green Lotus is a heaven-defying existence. It can be called the root of all things, taking away Hongmeng's eternal creation. It is precisely because of this that it was condemned by the Tao and turned into countless innate spirits.

precious.

Chaos Green Lotus can be said to be the well-deserved boss among the ten spiritual roots. It can even be said to be several levels higher than the rest. The other nine spiritual roots cannot be compared with Chaos Green Lotus at all.

Take the flat peach tree for example. There are 3,600 peach trees growing in the flat peach orchard. They are divided into three levels. Their function is to become immortals or something like that. To put it simply, they increase life span.

Ginseng fruit is similar to flat peach, and it can increase longevity.

There are also yellow plums, but they are not much different from flat peaches and ginseng fruits.

As for Green Willow, it turned into an awesome creature called "Yangmei Immortal". The Yangmei Immortal's magic power was unfathomable. He fought with Hongjun, took away all of Hongjun's magic weapons, and said: "My body is a hollow willow.

Tao has been with you for hundreds of years, but it is not good at fighting, so it has no name." - It seems that this green willow can be regarded as a different species.

There is also the Bitter Bamboo, which seems to have been taken away by Taoist priests and refined into six pure bamboos, which can seal one's six senses and are innate spiritual treasures - this Bitter Bamboo cannot be compared with the green willow at all.

By the way, I have to mention that there is also the gourd born in Buzhou Mountain. It is divided into red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. It was obtained by Nuwa, Sanqing, Lu Ya, Hongyun, and others. The red color is nine.

The Nine Soul Gourd (Red Cloud), the orange color is the Demon Summoning Gourd (Nuwa), the yellow color is the Immortal Killing Flying Knife (Lu Ya), the green color (original), the green color (Tongtian), the blue color [(Hongjun)

Continuing the incense], the purple color is the purple gold gourd (Laozi); the gourd vine was obtained by Nuwa and used to create humans, turning it into a treasure of merit and virtue - the predecessor of this Vajra Gourd Baby is really awesome.

The remaining ones include Immortal Apricot, which was born in Yuzhu Cave in Zhongnan Mountain. It only bore two fruits in its life, both of which were eaten by Lei Zhenzi, turning them into two wings of wind and thunder. This Immortal Apricot is really not worthy of being born in heaven.

What about the name of the spiritual root? It's a one-time product, and the effect is not very good. Lei Zhenzi is a second-rate guy at best.

The Fusang of the Sun Star can also be regarded as the ten spiritual roots. It is the place where the ten sons of the Demon Emperor Jun lived in ancient times - well, it is difficult to evaluate this.

Where there is yin, there is yang. There is also a spiritual root in the Taiyin star, which is connected to the Taiyin spiritual vein. If it is damaged, it will recover immediately. After Chang'e flew to the moon, she lived in the Guanghan Palace of the Taiyin star, and the legendary witch

After Hou Yi caught up with him, because he couldn't see Chang'e, his soul was damaged, so he transformed into Wu Gang and cut down the laurel tree. Here, the laurel tree Wu Gang cut down is naturally one of the top ten spiritual roots. This laurel tree is not a wonder, it has enough life.

Damn it, how many years has it been since Wu Gang cut him down? He’s not dead yet~

Li Zhiye thought about it for a while and looked at Zhen Yuanzi: "Brother, don't tell me, besides ginseng fruit, do you have other innate spiritual roots?"

"Haha, that's right. It will take a hundred years for ginseng fruit to mature, so we can't eat it for now. Let's eat something else first...it's more delicious than ginseng fruit~"

Zhen Yuanzi nodded and chuckled. He slowly stretched out a hand, and a strange light flashed. Li Ye's eyes widened and he was nervous. He didn't know what Zhen Yuanzi was going to come up with.

"What on earth is more delicious than ginseng fruit?"