god level spoof

Five hundred years later, the monkey was reincarnated as the bandit leader Zhizunbao, Bajie as the second boss, and Sha Seng as a blind man.

Unfortunately, the Supreme Treasure was hit by the Seven-Injury Fist of the Three Saints of Kunlun, and met the monster sisters - Spring Sansanniang, the spider spirit, and Bai Jingjing, the bone spirit, who planned to eat Tang Monk's flesh.

It turns out that 500 years ago, Monkey and Bai Jingjing had a relationship, so Bai Jingjing and Zhizunbao fell in love at first sight.

At this time, the god Bodhi Patriarch (Tathagata) appeared, told the Supreme Treasure the identity of the two monsters, and worked with the robbers to deal with the two monsters.

Bai Jingjing injured Chun Sananniang in order to save the Supreme Treasure, but she was poisoned and injured. The Supreme Treasure came to Chun Sananniang for Bai Jingjing, but was misunderstood by Jingjing. Bai Jingjing committed suicide in despair. The Supreme Treasure used the moonlight box to turn back time, but it went backwards.

Go back 500 years ago.

Returning to the Supreme Treasure 500 years ago, he met a woman in his destiny - Fairy Zixia (the daughter of Amitabha).

Fairy Zixia once made an oath that anyone who could pull out the purple-green sword in her hand would be her lover. Not wanting the sword to be pulled out with a clang by the Supreme Treasure, Zixia decided to commit herself to her, but was rejected by the Supreme Treasure.

Zixia was lost in the desert and was rescued by the Bull Demon King. The Bull Demon forced Zixia to marry her. At the critical moment, the Supreme Treasure realized his true love - Fairy Zixia, and became the Monkey King again...

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In Tushita Palace, Li Ye and Lao Jun chatted a lot and finally left.

After Li Ye returned to the lower realm, he frowned. He found that the secret was chaotic. What seemed to happen?

His eyes flashed with strange light, and he saw the illusion of life and death, the eternal stars flowing, the chaos opening up in the sky, and all illusions were penetrated by him.

"Alas~" Li Ye sighed.

Li Ye completely understood everything about the Supreme Treasure.

This is a game set by two saints, Amitabha and Zhunti Taoist:

Fairy Zixia is the daughter of Amitabha, and the Supreme Treasure is his son. Li Yizhong is very clear about what Amitabha wants to do - to marry him.

Westward Journey, Westward Journey, turned out to be directed by Amitabha, with only one purpose, to marry his daughter to my son

Li Ye was helpless and didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

When he saw the monkey and the bull demon fighting for Zixia, he felt even more headache.

The monkey is his son, and the Bull Demon King is also his son. The back of his hand and the palm of his hand are all flesh. Which side should I help?

However, Li Ye still showed up.

This is a small town with dark sky and incongruous scenery.

On a high platform, a skinny monk wearing shackles was tied.

The monk had no consciousness of being a hostage at all, and taught the little monsters on both sides: "Both humans and monsters are born from mothers, different people are born from human mothers, monsters are born from monsters..."

When the two little demons saw the monk's face and heard such words again, they almost went crazy.

"I can't stand it~" the little demon on the right howled miserably, took out a dagger from his arms, it was sharp, and stabbed it directly into his heart, and then fell to the ground with a 'pop'.

The top-notch monk turned his head and asked the little demon on the left: "What's your mother's surname?"

"Ah——" the little demon howled miserably.

The monk continued: "So being a monster is just like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a monster, but a human monster."

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"Worship the heaven and the earth~"

Below, the Bull Demon King is very proud and about to marry a woman.

This woman was Fairy Zixia, and she said, "Wait a minute."

The top monk said to the little demon: "Look, it's the younger sister who wants to save the younger sister now, but after a while, the elder sister will save the younger sister again..."

The little demon on his left had a face full of pain. He directly tied a rope and looped it down from the beam above. The little demon moved quickly and knotted the rope.

Fairy Zixia asked the Bull Demon King to promise her to let her sister Qingxia go. The Bull Demon King nodded in agreement, and Zixia used a dagger to cut off the rope that tied her sister.

Unexpectedly, after Qingxia escaped from the trap, she grabbed the dagger and said to the Bull Demon King: "Bull Demon King, I will not let my sister marry you."

The Bull Demon King was furious and said: "What did you say?"

The top monk looked at the little demon and said, "Look, am I right?"

The little demon on the left was filled with grief and anger, so he quickly put his neck in a rope and hanged himself to death.

"You're actually faster than me, you're really good~" The monk had a look of admiration on his face.

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Just as the situation below reached a critical moment.

The Bull Demon King is forcing Zixia Fairy to worship heaven and earth with him, and Zixia Fairy's face is full of tears.

From the distant horizon, a colorful cloud swirled over, and suddenly there was a strong wind and flying sand and rocks.

The top monk shouted again: "Be careful~it's thundering, it's raining and you need to collect your clothes~"

"Plop——"

The little demon below collapsed.

After the colorful clouds dispersed, a wild monkey appeared. He turned a few somersaults, then did a very creative poos, sneezed exaggeratedly, turned around and made a 'poof-' sound.

A very lethal fart!

The Bull Demon King was furious, and the two started fighting. The monkey actually overwhelmed the Bull Demon King, which was unbelievable.

Just when the monsters were astonished, a young man appeared. This young man looked extremely handsome.

But then, no one could associate this young man with the word delicate. He stretched out his hands and naturally caught the Bull Demon King and the Monkey in the fight.

"Brother, what are you going to fight for?"

Li Ye said depressedly after catching the two of them.

At the same time, his eyes fell on the top monk.

This monk is playing the role of Tang Seng, but in fact, this monk is not Tang Seng.

"Amitabha!" Li Ye's eyes moved slightly.

He had seen Amitabha, and naturally recognized him at a glance. The monk playing the role of Tang Monk was Amitabha, or in other words, a clone of Amitabha.

Li Ye was speechless for a long time, because he really couldn't find anything to say.

It turns out that the excellent and verbose Tang Monk in "Journey to the West" turns out to be Amitabha Buddha, the first saint in Western religions, and he is also a Taoist guide.

"As expected of my father, he is indeed a great man as my mother said!" The Bull Demon King sighed in his heart, with stars in his eyes, not caring at all that he was caught by Li Ye. Obviously, he already knew that Li Ye was his father.

The monkey's wildness disappeared, and he looked at Li Ye pitifully: "Master, why are you here? Also, this cow and I are just sworn brothers, not real brothers."

Li Ye touched his nose and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? You are all my sons."

He looked at the Bull Demon King and said, "You little bastard, you gave me a grandson and you robbed your younger brother's woman. You are really worthless."

"Brother? Younger brother..." The Bull Demon King thought carefully and looked at the monkey blankly. Could it be that the monkey is really his biological brother?

Speaking of which, the Bull Demon King was indeed born before Wukong, because Wukong entered the stone and was born many years later.

At this time, the best Tang monk transformed into Amitabha nodded and said: "Wukong, this is true, you and the Bull Demon King have the same father."

"..." The monkey opened his mouth, and finally shouted to Li Ye: "I'm going to beat you up! Dad, you should have come earlier, because you made me become the Monkey King, and I have to go to the West to obtain scriptures."

Li Ye laughed: "The journey to learn the scriptures is long. If you take a comfort woman with you, you won't be lonely."

The monkey's face turned red and he looked at Fairy Zixia, not daring to look directly at her.

Fairy Zixia stepped forward and said to Li Ye: "My daughter-in-law has met my father-in-law."

"Uh..." Li Ye looked gloomy, being called father-in-law, this feeling...

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