God of Life
Chapter 168 Eating Lemons to Relieve the Heat
As soon as Wang Yan went out, he saw Chuanwa standing at the door of someone's house at a loss, not daring to go in, while his brother-in-law had been forcibly invited into the dormitory...
Tsk, why does Tang Seng feel as if he was invited into Pansi Cave?
With a smirk, he raised the volume a little, and shouted at Chuanwa: "Get up and go back to the palace!"
Chuan Wa responded with a smile: "Okay!"
Mr. Wang shook his head.
If Ruyu were here, he would say on the spot, "The Holy Majesty is going back to the palace, Xiaochenzi and Xiaoxuzi, get up!"
That's called having a face.
A lot of heads poked out nearby to see who was so arrogant and dared to use the women's dormitory as a harem.
Looking at each other, Wang Yan still smiled and didn't panic at all, but those little heads who watched the fun shrank back one by one.
Hey, it's so fun to have such a voice in the female bedroom!
Just as he was grinning sullenly, Xu Tianci went out and asked with a smirk, "Brother Wang, is it usually the eunuch who drives back to the palace?"
Uh...it seems like huh?
Wang Yan choked for a moment, and there were a few titters from the two bedrooms next to him.
Boy, are you skinny?
Do you know what it means to not die if you don't do it?
Brother Wang has revenge!
...
Back in her dormitory, Chuan Wa talked lively and lively about all kinds of experiences in the women's dormitory, scaring Ruyu, Squirrel, Snow Peas, and Fatty for a moment.
When Wang Yan came out of the shower, the gang was still talking about the girls in the class.
And it wasn't just them, the buddies from bedroom 04 on the opposite side also gathered here. There were twelve boys in the first class of economics, and none of them was left behind.
"Of course Bai Zijiao is the prettiest! He has a nice and fair figure!"
"Cut! Can Bai Zijiao's body be compared to Tang Butian's? 1.72 meters, about 55 kilograms, with protruding front and back!"
"110 catties, big brother! How fat are you?"
"Dizzy...Are you blind? How explosive is that figure? It's over 1.70 meters tall. If you don't weigh 110 pounds, how can you be so fierce and hip?"
"Anyway, Bai Zihao looks much better, and his figure is just right."
"Cut! It's a b at most, and the ribs are slapped with one hand and the ribs are exposed..."
"No, wait a minute..." Wang Yan wondered, "How do you know a girl's figure?"
Ruyu giggled, raised her right hand, thrust her index finger and middle finger in front of her eyes, and said triumphantly, "Brother Wang, it's not me, but with my divine eyes, the error will not exceed 2cm!"
Wang Yan was speechless.
The squirrel was both envious and dissatisfied, and asked sullenly, "How did you practice?"
Ruyu turned her back and raised her head proudly: "When you don't hurry up and scan the five 2T hard drives, you will understand."
Snow Pea asked abruptly: "So why are you still guarding yourself like a jade?"
(⊙?⊙)!
All of a sudden, Ru Yuwen was stunned, and everyone burst out laughing.
Wang Yan shook his head and smiled.
Boys' dormitory, it's unrealistic not to talk about girls, let them flirt!
As a result, a group of hungry and thirsty boys kept flirting until after 8 o'clock in the evening before going out for dinner.
Wang Yan's brain hurts: "Why do you have to go out to eat?"
"There is atmosphere."
“There are many choices!”
"Uh, you can take a stroll..."
"I am happy to eat noodles, but I will complain about takeaway."
A group of people winked and wondered why, just not to say that they are upright - it's just that there are so many girls outside the north gate!
In order to see the girl, the air conditioner is not blown, what is hot or not, does not exist, okay?
Yes, let's go then.
The journey along the way was indeed very eye-catching, it was so big that the little boys were out of their minds.
In the end, I found a roadside stall on the spot, and aa grilled skewers, which was the first time for the boys in the class to have dinner together.
Because the military training will start tomorrow, everyone didn't drink much, and each had a bottle of cold beer as a drink.
That's it, I drank and vomited one at the end.
In the dormitory opposite, Chen Binbin, a fellow from Chuanwa, a gentle boy, began to drink too much after drinking two glasses of beer, beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping non-stop.
04's buddy was so annoying that he coaxed and tricked him into pouring him a third glass of wine.
Then I saw Chen Binbin suddenly fell silent, thought for a moment, and staggered to the side of the road...
Vomited.
Vomited!
Wang Yan almost laughed out loud as he watched 04's buddies bully the silly boy.
There are so many strange things about the boys in the economic class, and they will definitely not be lonely in the days to come.
On the way back to the dormitory, a large group of boys shouted, looking at the imposing manner and the row.
It felt like a group of wild boars were rampant in the flower field, rampant and domineering.
Wherever they pass, the girls are afraid to avoid it.
But for some reason, some senior seniors looked over with obvious mockery in their eyes, condescending, as if they were the top of the food chain in the flower field.
Tsk, interesting...
Back in the dormitory, Wang Yan received a video call from Liu Li. The young lady was washing up. Half of the time, she couldn't see anyone and could only chat by voice, but it was also quite interesting.
Tired of crooked for 10 minutes, send the self-introduction video taken by the snow peas over there for a moment, then take a shower and sleep.
...
On September 1st, the star teacher's old students officially started school, and the freshmen ushered in military training.
When wearing military uniforms, everyone is very energetic, and they can't wait for every second.
Wait until they are lined up under the sun, half dead.
After standing in a military posture for 20 minutes, I went down to 95.
Another 20 minutes passed and half of it fell down.
When the team closed for a break, there were only two people who could still stand firm - Wang Yan and Chuan Wa.
A group of young soldiers were so tired that they didn't even have the strength to envy them, they lay in disorder under the shade of the trees, humming.
Chuan Wa was actually holding on, and she was also panting from exhaustion.
There was really nothing wrong with it, only Wang Yan himself.
With the current physical strength and overall quality of the young and old, it shouldn't be too easy to deal with it, let alone have a strong willpower to support it.
When I was running money under the sun, my physical fitness was still very weak, but I was able to persevere at that time, let alone now.
The rest time is only 20 minutes in total.
Today is the first day, the instructor may want to show everyone off, so Cheng Du is very strict and doesn't show any kindness.
Wang Yan felt that many people might not be able to hold on, so after thinking about it, he made a report to the instructor and walked quickly to a small supermarket in a cafeteria.
"Brother Wang, why are you going?"
Chuan Wa still has the spirit to ask, the rest of the people can only watch.
Wang Yan waved his hand and disappeared quickly.
After a while, he came back with four pieces of mineral water.
Align the plastic-packed mineral water, hold one piece with your thumb and the other with your other four fingers, and pick it up to carry it away easily.
First go to the boys' square and drop one iced one, and then send the other three to the girls' square.
The playground is so big in total, and the two sides are not far from each other.
Seeing Wang Yan bring water over, the girls burst into cheers.
"Wow! You are so handsome, monitor!"
"Thanks for your hard work, monitor!"
Due to the large number of people, a scream suddenly burst out from the group of girls: "I love you!"
Wang Yan looked up and looked around, but couldn't find it. He smiled and used his left hand that was just free to compare his heart to the area.
"Haha! Wang Yan, you're being naughty!"
Lou Lou and Yi Guanlan happily helped Wang Yan to vent their anger, and when they took the last one, Lou Lou looked up in astonishment.
"Wow! You bought a room temperature one on purpose?"
"Yeah." Wang Yan nodded without saying anything.
The girls in the two phalanxes next door were so envious that they almost died of sourness, and they vented all kinds of complaints.
"Look at the squad leader!"
"Ah, why don't we! I want to drink water too!"
"Call them call them!"
"They're all lying on their stomachs like dead dogs, what's the use of shouting?"
"The monitor is not only caring, but also a handsome guy. Why is our monitor a stick?"
The girls in class 1 of economics were so complacent, they kept humming to the neighbor next door when they were laughing and sharing the water.
h!
Are you envious?
Envy is right!
It's hot, eat more lemons to relieve the heat!
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