God of Life

Wang Ergou picked up the hoe and hurried to the entrance of the village.

In the small square in front of the village where copper, silver, and gold coins are displayed, there are a lot of ferocious and domineering mounts parked.

The mount has eight jointed limbs, swings two giant turtles, and has two big eyes that are very branched.

The soldiers are majestic in military posture, holding a fetish with various images constantly emerging in their left hand, and a board covered with small squares in their right hand, pressing it a few times from time to time, it will make a terrible crackling sound.

On the back of the largest mount sat a middle-aged fat man, with two maids behind him, one was rubbing shoulders and the other was feeding wine.

Wang Ergou became angry when he saw it.

Why do we have to wait for the oracle, but you can enjoy it like this? !

Seeing the soldiers driving the villagers out, the fat man raised his eyelids and said in a condescending voice: "I am Wang Jianhao, Minister of Taxation of the Oceanic Department directly under the Empire. Her Royal Highness's birthday is approaching, and the whole country is celebrating. You will hand over this year's harvest." 70% of the total, come to congratulate Her Highness the Princess on her birthday!"

As soon as this remark came out, the bottom was suddenly at a loss.

Village head Wang Yunxi boldly asked, "My lord, why did the Oceanic Department come to the mountain to collect taxes?"

Wang Jianhao was extremely arrogant, and snorted coldly: "IQ tax! Pay by head!"

Er Ya asked angrily: "Hmph! So what if you don't pay?!"

Wang Jianhao took a look at Er Ya, sneered and waved his hands: "Come here! Pull down the lottery and send her to be a host!"

Er Ya cried and shouted and struggled for a while, but in the end she couldn't withstand the soldiers with infinite strength, who shouted "finish the work quickly" and "grass mud horse", and was forced to press his fingerprints on a contract.

"biu!"

Suddenly a kitchen knife flew from the air, gouging Wang Jianhao's neck.

The kitchen knife was as fast as lightning, but in mid-air, it was smashed to pieces by the mount's pincers.

Wang Jianhao's expression did not change at all, he glanced at the big girl who threw the kitchen knife, and waved again.

"Attacking the chief official of the empire is a crime! Take it down and send her to Meikui to be a model!"

"you dare!"

Erya's father rushed up screaming, with supernatural power, knocking the soldiers on their backs.

However, Wang Jianhao just recited two incantations silently, and the word "water" suddenly fell from the sky, and Erya's father was fixed in place.

"Overreach!"

Snorting coldly in disdain, the fat man pondered for a moment, and finally made a judgment.

"Hitting my marine division's navy is a heinous crime! Uh... let's send him to the starting point and punish him to write web articles!"

A large family was taken away one after another, and the villagers were hit hard, trembling with fear.

Although I don't know what terrible punishments are for anchors, models, and writing online articles, but if you think about it, you know that it must be extremely terrifying.

Wang Jianhao glanced at the trembling villagers, he was full of ambition, and laughed wildly.

"I'll see who dares to refuse!"

Wang Ergou was extremely angry, and secretly exercised his skills, planning to kill the dog official to eliminate harm for the people.

However, at this moment, suddenly a man with a deer-headed mouse appearance rushed out of the queue, knelt down in front of the formation, and kowtowed desperately.

"My lord's lesson, my lord's lesson!"

The navy was about to take that man down, but Wang Jianhao waved his hand: "Let him talk."

The man looked up,

Staring at a pair of blood-red eyes, he began to cry.

"My lord, we are stupid and stupid people in the mountains. We work so hard to grow a piece of crops and only get three to five hundred copper coins, which is not enough for a family. Even if you take it all, how much do you think? That person It's different!"

The red-eyed man suddenly pointed his finger at Wang Ergou in the crowd, gnashing his teeth and shouting hysterically.

"I don't see him working hard at all, but when the crops grow, all of them are gold! You only need to bring him back to the city and present it to the princess, and you will have a steady stream of gold. Isn't it better than accepting a few copper coins from us?"

Village head Wang Yun was so angry that he beat his chest and stomped his feet.

"Hey! You live in the same village, and you are also peasants. How can you do this? Even if Ergou is taken away, and you can't grow gold, why bother to be that villain!"

The man's eyes became redder, without any shame, he raised his arms and shouted.

"Why can we only grow copper coins after hard work, but Ergou can easily grow gold?

Ask him and don't say anything, if he does, he just talks nonsense that requires hard work, asks him to give him a gold coin to taste, and then looks at people with that kind of eyes...

Anyway, I have seen him for a long time!

If a second dog dies, all of us will have a few more acres of land. Even if no gold can be grown, it is good to collect a few more copper coins. Do you think this is the reason? ! "

"Yes indeed!"

Some villagers suddenly realized that they stood up and testified: "My lord, Ergou really knows how to grow gold!"

"I hide in the grass and watch every day. He often violates the rules and recites some driving spells!"

"That's right, there is a big tree called Piracy on the top of the mountain. I often hide on it and peek. Occasionally, I find something wrong, so I come down to pick one and taste it. It's really not right!"

Wang Ergou was stabbed in the back suddenly, he was so angry that he poured out his skills, and spit out a mouthful of boiling blood, he was actually autistic.

"There is such a miracle?!"

Wang Jianhao was overjoyed and waved his hand.

"Come on, take that kid down for me! Be careful, don't hurt him!"

Wang Ergou raised his arm, trying to lock him, but found that he couldn't lift the strength at all, and his heart was ashamed.

"Dog!"

Seeing Ergou's miserable condition, Erya wailed bitterly and struggled vigorously, but was slapped on the head by the soldier beside him with a weapon, bleeding profusely from the forehead, and passed out.

Wang Ergou's eyes were about to burst, he stared fixedly at the soldier, and swearing through gritted teeth: "Rat, I will kill you!"

The soldier laughed wildly: "Grandpa will change his name if he wants to sit down. His surname is Zhu and his name is Ji Ke. We are waiting for you to kill him!"

...

The flower fields were destroyed and the crops were harvested. Wang Ergou and others were detained in the prison car and left the mountain village at noon.

The usual terrifying black mist, when facing a group of octopus monsters, shrank aside as if in fear.

There seemed to be something about to move in the black mist, exuding an extremely terrifying aura.

Wang Jianhao didn't panic at all, and bowed his hands.

"My Oceanic Division is in charge of the imperial princess Zhao'an, and I have never lacked your offerings, so let's go back!"

After a while, the rustling noise gradually faded away, and the road became quiet.

Erya's father turned pale with shock: "Worship is so useful?"

Wang Jianhao disdained to turn his head back: "Do you think anyone is qualified to enshrine sacred beasts? You untouchables, a leek, work and save your wallet with peace of mind!"

Wang Ergou ignored the others, gently wiped away the blood on Erya's forehead, looked at it carefully for a moment, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's not a big problem, the wound has healed, and there are only three white lines left."

Erya opened her blue eyes, and asked affectionately, "Gouzi, when will you have a baby with me?!"

"Humph!"

Da Ya snorted coldly, turned her head away, out of sight and out of mind.

...

The giant beast's mount looked clumsy, but it was actually extremely fast and rampant. It was just a trance, and it rushed into a big city.

Wang Ergou was very curious about what the capital city looked like, and tried to widen his eyes, but he couldn't see anything clearly.

I just feel like a dream, with light everywhere.

Not long after, a magnificent palace appeared in front of him.

The palace is built on the mountain, and there is a statue standing on the top of the mountain. Its head is hidden in the clouds, so it is not clear what it looks like.

For some reason, the closer he was to the statue, the more agitated Ergou felt, and there was an emotion about to burst out.

But after actually entering the palace, that emotion quickly disappeared, replaced by a dizzying novelty.

What greeted everyone at the door was beautiful clothes one after another.

Food and fruits with various aromas are running around.

A group of finger-sized elves chased after them to clean up.

Messy animals sang nonsense songs.

The fountain of fine wine gushed up to the ceiling, flowing wantonly over the heads of the crowd without dripping.

There are no thrones in the palace, and a huge mirror stands in the center.

Facing the mirror, Wang Ergou and others did not see themselves, but saw a girl walking slowly.

Wearing a crown on his head, wearing colorful clouds, black hair like waterfalls, and eyes as bright as stars.

Wang Ergou was a little lost.

Lord Crab, your believer suddenly wants to have a baby...

"Welcome Your Royal Highness Princess!"

Wang Jianhao knelt down on the ground, shouting frantically.

"Get up!"

Her Royal Highness stopped in front of the mirror, looking through the mirror curiously at the four people who were escorted.

"Are they criminals?"

"Uh, the other three are, that boy is a gift prepared by the villain for you!"

Her Royal Highness looked very interested.

"What will he do?"

"He can easily grow gold!"

The princess couldn't help laughing: "I'm as rich as a country, and I'm not short of gold... Well, just stay and entertain me!"

"no!"

Da Ya and Er Ya objected at the same time: "Give us back Ergou!"

The princess glanced at them, and suddenly said: "I don't like them, go, distribute them to the wretched households in the city as wives, and don't let them appear in front of me again."

Hearing such a match, Daya Erya's face turned pale, and a force surged from nowhere, suddenly broke free from the shackles, and rushed out of the palace frantically.

The soldiers were beaten to the ground, watching the two little girls fight their way out of the encirclement.

"You dog, wait for me, I will definitely rescue you!"

There was a burst of vows like tears of blood in the distance, and Wang Ergou was dumbfounded.

You two, you are so powerful, why don't you just take me away now? !

Was it because he knew he was defeated by the princess and made a strategic move?

Time flies, in the blink of an eye, half a year later.

Wang Ergou didn't know what strange things happened, in short, he became a son-in-law out of nowhere and was about to marry the princess.

"Gouzi Gouzi, look quickly, is this wedding dress pretty?"

Wang Ergou glanced up and said lazily: "It looks good..."

The Wang Ergou at this time is completely different from when he came here.

The weight swelled to 300 catties, wearing gold and silver, lying on a gorgeous bed, stretching out his clothes to eat and opening his mouth, he swelled unnecessarily.

The princess suddenly looked shy: "After the wedding is over, we can pass on your bloodline..."

Wang Ergou raised his head and glanced at his lower body - sadly, he only saw a big belly.

"Hey! I will have to work hard on you then, I am powerless..."

"It's okay, I can do it!"

The princess nodded happily, looking forward to it.

When the atmosphere was warm, a dumpling suddenly rolled in at the door, and the dumpling skin opened and closed: "The big thing is wrong, Your Royal Highness! All the nearby empires have declared war on us!"

Her Royal Highness jumped at the table: "Why?!"

"The legend of the son-in-law has been spread all over the world. They are here to snatch the son-in-law! Moreover, the anchor rebel army and model rebel army led by Daya and Erya are rapidly approaching Wangcheng!"

Her Royal Highness was unexpectedly calm and murderous.

"Order General Gong to lead the army to put down the rebellion! As for those who came to offend Xiaoxiao... they came just in time, so I can catch them all!"

"Hey, why are you doing this?"

Wang Ergou turned over and sat up with difficulty, and sighed disappointedly.

"A beauty like me will only bring you troubles and make you never have peace. Why don't you hand me over to the rebels and let me die in their hands!"

"Never have peace?!"

Her Royal Highness looked at Wang Ergou suspiciously, and frowned tightly.

After groping for a long time, he suddenly asked: "Do you think the palace is too deserted, and you like crowded people?"

"what?!"

Wang Ergou was taken aback for a moment, then laughed: "I'm fine, I'm fine..."

"not good!"

Her Royal Highness threw away the wedding veil, and a battle armor appeared on her body, carrying a big golden hammer, and said domineeringly.

"You can only belong to me alone. Don't blame the past, and no one will touch it in the future! If you dare to touch it, your legs will be broken!"

Ergou shrank his neck and argued in a low voice: "I planted half of the national treasury..."

"I'll keep a count of how much you grow! This princess only wants your people, not your coins!"

Well, we can't talk anymore.

Wang Ergou lazily lay down again, raised the empty wine glass, and immediately a wisp of fine wine fell from the ceiling, filling the glass.

After drinking two glasses of wine until they were slightly tipsy, a rumbling fight broke out outside.

Wang Ergou sighed sadly.

Why!

Why am I so useless?

Shouldn't it?

I am obviously a descendant of the brave, with the blood of the sun...

Why does it always feel like being suppressed so badly?

"Because in reality, you are too aggressive and aggressive, so in your dream, you prefer to be lazy and watch everything happen."

who? !

Wang Ergou was taken aback and bounced like a ball.

"Come to the back mountain."

who are you? !

The voice disappeared immediately, but a strong call rose from Ergou's heart.

Well, go check it out then?

Trembling step by step, I came to the back mountain, climbed hundreds of steps, and a towering statue appeared in front of me.

Looking up, he couldn't see the waist of the statue at all, but for some reason, Wang Ergou felt that the statue was looking down at him.

There is a door at the foot of the statue, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, Wang Ergou stepped into the inside of the statue.

boom!

In an instant, Wang Ergou's soul was pulled away, and he jumped up rapidly. In the blink of an eye, he came to the head of the statue, overlooking the grotesque continent from a very wonderful perspective.

In the south, the women's army led by Da Ya Er Ya is fighting against the navy of the Ocean Division.

In the east, there are four big flags, Ling, Mi, Gang, and Dai. The four great generals are constantly attacking.

In the west, the black mist filled the air, and there were bursts of yin horns, constantly invading the hinterland of the empire.

In the central part, there are countless forces, large and small, surrounding the flower fields, beating the ground full of dog brains.

Look carefully, aren't those flower fields planted by Wang Ergou casually? !

In the north, the two armies confront each other.

Her Royal Highness is carrying an exaggerated golden war hammer, but the general opposite is a young general with teeth and claws, with long fiery red hair floating in the air, like a burning flame.

"Who is coming?!"

"White horse and silver spear, Lin Pingzhi!"

Wang Ergou only thought it was inexplicably funny, but also had a vague feeling that there seemed to be something missing.

What is missing? !

As if feeling something, Ergou suddenly looked up at the sky.

The galaxy is brilliant, with a few phantoms floating and sinking in the starlight.

Just as he was about to distinguish carefully, a sound of Hong Zhong Da Lu suddenly sounded in his ears.

"Since you don't want to participate, then don't do the next dream!"

"Go!"

A roar brought Wang Yan back to reality.

Hoo hoo!

Turning over and sitting up suddenly, First Young Master Wang gasped for breath, dazed for a while, and suddenly burst out laughing wildly uncontrollably.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Breaking Dreams is so funny!

In the [Note 1] of the card, it is clearly written——

[There will definitely be a person of the opposite sex pulled into your dream that day, and the consciousness of the two of you will jointly interfere and correct the dream]

But actually? !

A total of at least 7 opposite sexes were drawn in the broken dream!

Wang Yan couldn't even tell who was pulled in to share the dream, and who was just a projection of consciousness.

What a mess!

So strictly speaking, this is not my dream at all, but their common dream? !

No wonder, brother was in a daze inside, playing soy sauce the whole time...

But from their point of view, what is the true face of this dream?

Wang Yan was extremely curious, with a thousand and one questions echoing in his head, wishing he could pick up someone to inquire immediately.

Er Ya is Na Wu, she didn't run away, but is she in the dream? !

Her Royal Highness is very similar to He Miaomiao, but it's not quite right... I'm so sick!

Lin Weiwei... Hahahahaha!

Wang Yan smiled uncontrollably, immediately picked up his phone and sent her a wechat message.

"Bai! Horse! Silver! Gun! Lin! Ping! Zhi!"

"Scatter! Wave! Hey! Yo! You! The most! Handsome!"

After flirting, Wang Yan threw the phone away, and Wang Yan fell into endless confusion again.

Breaking the dream is born under the joint action of everyone, so it must be revealed.

But what exactly is it revealing?

How to understand it? !

The superficial representation is the competition for money and interests. Although Wang Ergou has no sense of existence, he is the core of the whole dream.

This has something to do with Young Master Wang's inflated narcissism.

But the deep content is completely a refraction of everyone's subconscious mind, which can actually keep the dream in general balance and logic.

This is amazing.

amazing...

Puzzled, Young Master Wang suddenly remembered his 300-jin "special form" and burst out laughing.

"Forget it, don't think so much, let's see what rewards are strengthened!"

Turning his gaze to the system panel, there are a few lines of golden characters floating on it.

【You, who played soy sauce the whole time, seem to be incompetent, but in fact, it means that no one can figure you out】

[In this rare shared dream, only your image is jointly cast by everyone]

[You became a clay puppet, and the whole show was strongly suppressed, and even cleared in advance, because your image had extremely violent conflicts in everyone's subconscious].

[Therefore, you get a special enhancement]

【Temperament Fragments——The Misty Wind】