God Pets Comes to the World
Chapter 337: The ultimate cockroach pick-up technique!
Just as Jiang Chen and others were looking for the Heart of the Earth in the illusion of the earth, the Monster Monster University was also very lively.
After Tang Shishi announced to everyone about participating in the China Cup Royal Beast Competition, everyone went crazy.
China Cup Royal Animal Competition!
That was the highest-ranking beast contest in China!
It's definitely not those little games before.
Therefore, everyone has seized the half-month preparation time and spent their lives practicing.
Tang Shishi uses the pressure of the waters of Tianmeng Kun to feel the power of the blood of the Sun Divine Phoenix, trying to maximize the potential of the bleeding.
Wang Sicong and Ye Lanyi directly started the dual repair mode.
The two drove through the monster forest together, using battle to sharpen their strength!
The Shangguan Kitty directly worshipped Fatty He as his teacher and learned killing techniques.
Because Shangguan Kitty and He Fatty's monsters belong to the killing monsters in the fighting system.
At this moment, looking at the wonderful figure that Shangguan kitten showed during training outside the window, Li Xiaofu in the room couldn't help but feel like a cat scratching in his heart.
"It's true for kittens, you should wear less during training!"
"Otherwise it will affect my civilization watching the game more!"
Li Xiaofu murmured a few words, and said a little, "Well, every time the kitten finishes training, it is sweaty and will take a bath!"
"So Xiaoye should wash the incense too! Hehe!"
With that said, Li Xiaofu squeezed a handful of shower gel and ran into the bathroom.
As soon as I went out, I met Chu Tianxing.
Chu Tianxing took a sip of wine, glanced at the shower gel in Li Xiaofu's hand, and said with a smile, "Little fat man, are you taking his children and grandchildren for a walk?"
Hearing this, Li Xiaofu's face suddenly turned black.
Chu Tianxing smacked his lips and said, "Young people still need to know how to control!"
Li Xiaofu came to the bathroom with a dark face, took a quick shower, and then used wax to make a saucy hairstyle.
He put on his clothes and walked out of the men's bathroom lightly, just in time to hear the sound of running water coming from the women's bathroom.
"It's pretty fast!"
Li Xiaofu smiled evilly: "Wash it slowly."
After speaking, he left the valley and came to the courtyard.
There was a small flower bed in the yard. Li Xiaofu fought around the flower bed for a long time, turned over the dead branches and rotten leaves inside, and suddenly cried out in surprise: "Yes!"
With that, he pulled out a big cockroach from under the rotten leaf.
"Oh, I'm going, the enchanting Yuju University is really a treasure of geomantic omen, even cockroaches are so fat!"
Li Xiaofu looked at the six-legged cockroach in his hand and exclaimed:
"Okay, Fatty, Xiaoye has given you a task. If you complete it well, I will let you make a living. If it fails, hum!"
After threatening the cockroach, it was already dark, and Li Xiaofu sneaked into the house with it.
At this time, Shangguan Kitty had already finished the bath and was humming a small song in the bedroom.
Li Xiaofu quietly came to the door of Shangguan Kitty's bedroom and put the cockroach in from the bottom of the door.
Then the thief lay down on the door listening to the movement inside.
After a while, a scream came from the room: "Ah! There are cockroaches! There are cockroaches!"
Li Xiaofu's heart was suddenly ecstatic, but instead of rushing in immediately, he ran back to his room again, made a door opening, and then pretended to shout:
"What's the matter? Kitten?"
"There is a cockroach! Come and get it away!" Shangguan Kitty shouted hoarsely.
"Don't be afraid of the kitten, Li Xiaofu is here too!"
With an awe-inspiring expression on Li Xiaofu's face, he pushed open the door of Shangguan Kitty's room.
I saw Shangguan kitten standing on the bed stomping and barking.
She was only wearing a black tulle nightdress, with a delicate collarbone exposed at the wide neckline, and her long hair was still slightly moist.
The light through the nightdress outlines the perfect body curve of Shangguan Kitty, seeing Li Xiaofu's eyes shine, and the nosebleed almost never comes out.
"What are you doing in a daze! Get rid of the cockroaches!" Shangguan kitten shouted at Li Xiaofu.
"Ok, yes!"
Li Xiaofu exhausted all his strength to look away from Shangguan Kitty, and searched for the big cockroach on the ground.
"There! There!" Shangguan kitten cried, pointing under the curtain.
Li Xiaofu looked in the direction she was pointing, and saw the fat cockroach shivering behind the curtain, apparently frightened by the cry of Shangguan kitten.
"I saw it, I saw it!"
Li Xiaofu said, walking towards the cockroach slowly, and said as he walked:
"Watch my flower protector come and defeat you, the evil cockroach monster!"
Seeing Li Xiaofu coming over, the cockroach ran away along the root of the wall.
But I don't know if it's because of being too fat or being frightened, because it runs very slowly.
"I wipe, you dare to run!"
Li Xiaofu hurriedly yelled to catch up and beat the cockroach, but for some reason, his head was always so close.
He urged in his heart: "Little fat guy, why can't you run faster? At your speed, I can't continue acting!"
The cockroach was still crawling around the floor unhurriedly, and Li Xiaofu ran behind it slowly.
But his eyes always look at Shangguan Kitty.
Li Xiaofu chased the cockroach for more than ten minutes and still couldn't catch it, and he was tired and thin.
This operation directly showed the Jiu Ming Cat Demon lying on the side.
At this time, Shangguan Kitty had already calmed down.
She calmed down her pale face and straightened the dazzling hair on her forehead.
"Little nine!"
Shangguan Xiaoxiao yelled, and the nine cat demon suddenly roared and rushed at the cockroach.
When Li Xiaofu saw this, he was shocked and hurriedly picked up the cockroach and put it in his arms!
Stabbed!
The nine cat demon slapped a paw on the ground, and the ground cracked, just spreading to Li Xiaofu's crotch.
Hiss~~
Li Xiaofu's crotch cracked, and a burst of sorrow suddenly swept over him.
Li Xiaofu swallowed secretly, feeling scared for a while.
"What are you doing in a daze? Throw this cockroach out!" Shangguan Kitty urged.
"Oh, okay, okay, don't kill!"
"Well, kitten, just look at me, you are a girl who is very dangerous, this time thanks to my life to save!"
Li Xiaofu squeezed the cockroach and said, but his eyes swept back and forth on Shangguan Kitty:
"Otherwise you will be caught by this one, oh no, the cockroach will succeed!"
Shangguan Kitty blushed when Li Xiaofu saw it, and then realized that he was only wearing a nightdress.
She hurriedly got into the bed and shouted at Li Xiaofu angrily: "You are the fuck, get out of me!"
With that said, a **** sword slashed directly!
Li Xiaofu hurriedly hugged his head and said aggrieved: "You let me in, cockroaches can testify!"
Li Xiaofu ran out of the door all the way to the flower bed. He put the cockroach in and said to it:
"Hey, Fatty, you performed well this time, let's work together next time!"
The cockroach glanced at Li Xiaofu in horror, and slipped into the flowers.
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