God Simulator

The auditorium of Puji Theological Seminary and Institute of Mathematics was packed with seats.

The old dean, Chen Wu, leaned on a crutch and finished his routine speech: "Let us welcome today's guest, our alumnus, the inventor of the magic talisman sand table and the director of the Sand Table Technology and Business Research Institute, Ma Long."

To applause, Malone walked onto the stage holding a bottle of water.

He is a fat middle-aged man with thick hair, a round nose and face, an unshaven beard, and bright eyes.

Malone said into the crystal loudspeaker: "Actually, when I received the invitation, I refused it at first. Because the college did not allow me to recruit people while giving a speech, nor did I allow me to take the opportunity to promote our new products."

"Teacher Chen said."

He raised his hand to signal to Chen Wu, the old dean who was sitting near the audience: "If I don't come, he will tell everyone the stupid things I did in the past as cases, so I thought, I'd better come."

"But after I agreed, I felt something wasn't right. Among all the senior fellow students, I was the only one who failed to get an assistant researcher position in the Institute of Mathematics and had to go out to find a job. Why did you choose me?"

He paused for a moment: "Now I understand, the teacher wants to show everyone that after learning mathematics, even a person like me who almost dropped out of school can start a research institute, so mathematics has a future. You see, you can learn mathematics No, I can only do the four arithmetic operations on the first level, and the teacher is already using me to do differential equations.”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

After laughing at himself, Malone said: "When I was studying, "Advanced Mathematics" had not yet been completely deciphered, and my direction was the limit of functions."

"I still remember that every time I gave a weekly report, I felt like getting sick. Why? Because my fellow students all felt that they had made great achievements and were overcoming obstacles in the field of advanced mathematics, while I was stuck in the function."

He touched his forehead: "I remember it very clearly. In one report, I also said that there was a major discovery and decipherment, and then I studied it for two months. In the next report, what I mainly expressed was that I had interpreted it wrong before. ”

"But my teacher, Dean Chen Wu, was very kind to me. He was very tolerant of me and asked me to explain the reasons for my failure and mistakes to remind them. At that time, I found my own position. It’s just for everyone to hit the wall, which is in line with my personality. I can’t hit the right ones, but I can still catch some of the wrong ones.”

Many people laughed softly again.

Malone took a sip of water: "I don't know if you like mathematics. Anyway, I liked it very much at the time, and I thought I was pretty strong, because I was broken up in love at that time. In fact, to be precise, it was unrequited love from beginning to end. But anyway, at that age, I feel that I have fallen out of love, and when I fall out of love, I need to become a cold and ruthless man. What is the coldest thing to learn? "

"Mathematics is the most ideal lover. If you are with it, it will never leave you as long as you don't forget it."

He opened his hands and pursed his lips: "But when you see other people studying better than you and achieving higher achievements than you, you will feel lost, as if you have been betrayed and cheated by mathematics."

Malone changed the subject: "At times like this, you need a "Magic Talisman Sandbox" that you can make yourself. Do you know the mathematical structure of the Magic Talisman Sandbox?"

Everyone below said they knew.

"This classmate, please answer."

He clicked on a student who had a pimple on his nose.

The student thought for a moment and said, "The mathematical structure of the magic talisman sandbox is the magic talisman function. Various function models are used to promote the evolution of the magic talisman, turning the sandbox world into a mathematical structure, which can eventually be transformed into a real scene through the magic talisman."

"Probably, by establishing a mathematical model, and then performing physical restoration based on it. Whether it is a house, a bridge, a musical instrument, or furniture, tools of all sizes can be restored and built."

Malone nodded: "That's very good, thank you. I will give you the latest "Enhanced Edition of Magic Talisman Sandbox 1.2" after the end. This version can now use mathematics to construct various terrains and creatures to create a small Land, and then evolve via Spellbox Court or Satellite Projection. ”

The respondent looked excited and his pimples became redder.

Others cast envious glances at him.

The Magic Talisman Sandbox is a fashionable tool nowadays. The new model is expensive and most students cannot afford it.

Malone paced slowly on the stage: "Mathematics can calculate the movement of the world. This is something we all know."

"When I was born, we happened to encounter the first large-scale immigration wave. Many Yao people settled in Baiyin Plain, went to Dongfu to participate in the construction there, and went to Cihai to transform islands and build magnetic ships. At that time, there was a very lack of Mathematics talents. Because it is really difficult to learn mathematics and it is not easy to graduate.”

"After graduation, I continued to engage in mathematics research for the purpose of finding a job. At that time, I learned that the average annual salary of ordinary mathematics graduates after graduating from the college is 40,000 Haibei. After obtaining the title of assistant researcher, the annual salary can reach 120,000. My The idea is simple, continuing to study mathematics can improve my life and allow me to live a relatively decent life.”

"But I have a good friend who is a natural math geek. He has no hobbies except mathematics. His way of leisure is to do indefinite integral problems. He said that he can relax his brain and don't have to think too much, just do calculations. At that time, I I just thought this person was so scary.”

"Our reports are divided into three categories. The first category is me, and my reward is to clear mines for everyone, and everyone is very concerned about it. The second category is most of the normal brothers, talking about their derivation and proof in the specific fields, The third category is my friend.”

"His topic is [On how to construct a mathematical model of the Eye of the Void]."

Malone had a helpless smile on his face.

"Huang Hao..."

"Huang Hao!"

The students in the audience couldn't help but blurt out and guessed the friend's name.

"He has been studying this topic for four years, and then he has made steady progress every time. It seems like we are all playing in the mud, and he is building satellites alone."

My dear, there will be more after this chapter^.^,

Malone showed a puzzled expression: "I listened to his report, and I could understand it at first, but then I couldn't understand it at all. I knew all the formulas and laws above, but I couldn't understand them all together. Later I When I asked other brothers and sisters, it turned out that they couldn’t understand either, and everyone pretended to understand.”

"So if you feel frustrated, there is no need to do it, because in fact, everyone does not understand the subject of advanced mathematics very well, and they are just trying to pretend to understand."

The greatest laughter erupted in the auditorium.

Malone took another sip of water: "But my friend's idea of ​​learning mathematics is actually very simple. He wants to use mathematics to analyze wheat cakes."

"He transformed the wheat cake into a mathematical formula, with variables including baking time, temperature, raw material ratio, etc. But until he completed the [Macroscopic Mathematical Model of the Eye of the Void Type I], he could not complete the wheat cake Formula. This friend’s parents passed away early, and he wanted to restore the wheat cakes made at home, which are said to have a bit of burnt aroma and a bit of sweetness.”

"This has troubled him for many years. He would always mention it in the few times we met. But five years ago, he said that he ate that cake again. It was made by his wife and he was with his children. Eat. Then he concluded that it wasn’t just the ingredients that affected the outcome, but also the environment in which it occurred.”

"If you want to understand our world, you don't have to go into the trans-limit area. Look at the things we have at our fingertips. Each one of them is closely connected to many things and reflects a certain aspect of the world."

Malon looked at the young faces below: "This friend of mine is here too."

He took out a square silver Rubik's Cube from his pocket - this was the famous Magic Talisman Sandbox.

The Rubik's Cube projected a dynamic picture on the wall, showing a thin man wearing glasses.

He greeted this side: "Hello, Teacher Huang, hello classmates, I am Huang Hao."

Chen Wu, the old dean in the front row, also looked stunned.

The auditorium suddenly became excited, and many students stood up and clapped vigorously.

This is a legend in the academy, the highest achiever in mathematics of this era.

Huang Yuan has completed the deciphering and basic proof of "Advanced Mathematics". He is an apostle appointed by the god Fahai. He is also the deputy chief designer of the Yao people's artificial travel star project. Together with Beizhao, who is responsible for the second star orbit, he is building a link to other universes. The flying world of Yao people.

Malone next to him touched his forehead: "Look, standing with you, I am back to the time when I reported in the past. I am always here to accompany you."

Huang Yu on the screen smiled: "We are just in different fields of mathematics. The Magic Talisman Sandbox is now exported to all over the world and has become a core production tool of huge value. Both the Sky Candle Confederation and Ultralan are importing in large quantities. No This tool does not have the mathematical system output of the Yao people today.”

Then he looked towards the auditorium and said, "I was in the over-limit area and learned that freshmen in mathematics at my alma mater were admitted. I hope you can all find fun and direction in mathematics, and I wish you all the best."

There was a tremor in the picture over there, and a big rat walking upright appeared next to it.

Huang Hao had a surprised look on his face.

The mouse held the Rubik's Cube-like magic talisman sand table in one hand, came over to take a look, and then left again.

Then Huang Yu said: "The one just now is the "Creator" of the Translimital Zone and is also a partner of our Second Star Orbit. Don't worry about it. He values ​​​​mathematics and magic talisman sandbox very much. You can also come to work here in the future. ”

There was a gasp in the auditorium.

Another legendary big shot appears.

"Goodbye then."

Huang Hao waved his hand and disappeared from the screen.

Ma Long spread his hands: "Thanks to our master of mathematics, Mr. Huang Yu, he cracked the heavenly book and showed the complete appearance of "Advanced Mathematics" in front of us. Then Lord Yaoshen lowered "Linear Algebra" and "Signals and Systems" ”, God Yao loves us and is afraid that we will not learn from him.”

"By the way, how are you doing at deciphering these two directions?"

The smiles of the young people gradually disappeared.

Ma Long said proudly: "Now I finally feel what it felt like when Teacher Chen asked for the report. It's really cool."

"Don't worry too much. Mathematics is difficult. You can just learn it like me and then return to life. It can also help you."

"If you can keep going, you will be even more lucky. Because you are likely to become a part of the magnificent history of the Yao people like Huang Yu. You will become footnotes in the mathematics of the Yao people and become unavoidable for future generations. name."

Malone paused, smiled and said, "Finally, I wish you a happy time with mathematics."

"May Yao bless you."