God Simulator

About a year later, Apostle Blow took the rare initiative to find the funeral corner.

"You really found a talent for me."

"The sword-bearing carp chopped down sixteen second-order black tombstones, three third-order black tombstones, and injured seventy-nine ghouls in one year. She did not rest for a day, and stabbed everywhere with her sword on her back every day. people!"

"If I hadn't sent you here in person, I would have doubted whether you had been incited to rebel."

Seeing Bu Luo's gloomy expression, the funeral director felt a little stiff.

"But the negative sword carp looks normal."

"Normal? It looks pretty normal."

Bullo gritted his teeth and said, "She is just a lunatic. She came here just to learn what Yanjiu did, using ghouls and black tombstones to challenge the limits of life and death... It's all the fault of Yanjiu for setting this precedent!"

"..."

The funeral director felt a little guilty.

To be honest, he did feel that something was slightly wrong with the negative sword carp at first.

But after finally finding a mission target, he didn't ask too many questions. After all, how much trouble can a person cause in a foreign country with a child?

Although Mingjiao said it was his fault, he didn't feel so in his heart.

I found the person, and he is a very rare sword bearer. If you are unable to effectively utilize talents, it is because you have not done a good job in placement.

"Now, I give you a task to bring that crazy woman back. I have asked for leave from Mayor Slimod on your behalf."

Blow said coldly: "Go now, immediately, immediately."

Helpless, Funeral Corner had no choice but to set off.

The feeling of returning to my hometown is both familiar and strange.

What is familiar is that the general environment here has not changed, with large swamps and mire, frogs everywhere, and a damp mud smell filling the air.

What is strange is that a city has been built in the ghost world.

This city is adjacent to the Pillar Mountain and is called [Blackstone City]. The name actually comes from the black tombstones, the city itself is made up of many black tombstones, and the mayor of the city is also its founder.

In the eyes of the funeral director, it is very simple. It has neither gravel pavement nor clear street signs. It has no public buildings with clear functions and even no notice boards. It is already the oldest public facility in the Yao city, as early as two years ago. It existed in the world before an era.

But it has been created from scratch, so we can’t ask for too much.

I was used to living in Shacheng, but when I saw that this place looked just like a regular place, I had mixed feelings. The real gap is all-round, and the ghost world still has a long way to go.

After the funeral director made some inquiries, he found the negative sword carp in the castle of Pillar Mountain.

She was walking in the garden with the castle's mistress, Ms. Mina, and her little apprentice, Negi Jianyu, was following behind. The pair of master and apprentice looked normal indeed.

"Welcome new guests." Ms. Mina smiled brightly.

The funeral director expressed his intention in a reserved and cryptic manner.

"You guys talk first. I still have to water the roses. Come on, I'll teach you how to grow roses."

Ms. Mina thoughtfully excused herself and left, taking the little girl with her.

Facing Negative Sword Carp, Mingjiao said, "Miss Negative Sword Carp, please follow me back to Shacheng."

"don't want."

"...You have hurt a lot of people here and caused a lot of trouble for everyone."

"It's the tradition of those who bear the sword. Whoever wins has the final say. If you beat me, it's up to you."

The wooden sword flew out from Carp's back and was held by her left hand.

The female swordsman's eyes were calm, the tip of her sword pointed forward.

"I am a doctor who treats illnesses and I do not advocate violence."

The funeral director forced out a stiff smile.

The way of thinking in this clan of sword bearers is indeed different from ordinary people.

Inadvertently, Yanjiao noticed that the sleeve of the right arm of the sword carp was empty: "What's your right hand?"

The negative sword carp glanced at the long sleeves of his right arm and said, "When I fought with a ghoul before, I was eaten by it."

"You can find a merchant to customize prosthetic limbs from the Stove Clan. This shouldn't be a big problem."

Xianjiao comforted him, and then said smoothly: "So go back with me first, and come back next time."

"don't want."

Negative Sword Carp said resolutely: "I just lost one arm. One hand is enough for fighting."

The funeral director was very angry.

How can a doctor do his job if the patient is as stubborn as you?

He said seriously: "Just losing an arm? Do you know what will happen to the wound if it is not treated professionally?"

"The wound will continue to fester, and will gradually affect the bones and flesh. You didn't use anesthetic juice when cleaning the wound, right? You should feel itching and numbness in the wound on your right arm from time to time, right?"

Negative Sword Carp was stunned: "...How do you know?"

"I'm a doctor!"

Fangjiao said: "Ghouls have their own poison, which will slowly and continuously act on flesh and blood. When you fight dozens of ghouls, the injuries you receive will already accumulate a lot of poison. If you can't target them, After treatment, let alone swinging a sword, it will be difficult to even walk and talk."

"..."

Negative Sword Carp was silenced by a combination of professional punches.

Fangjiao felt proud. This was the confidence that knowledge gave me. What I just said was a bit exaggerated, but I cannot rule out this possibility. This is not deceiving the patient.

Negative Sword Carp suddenly said: "I heard from the ghoul that you are a very good doctor. Even if treating ghosts will continuously consume your life, you will take the initiative to help ghosts, unlike some ghost doctors who will hide or If you don’t want to help... they all remember you, and they won’t compete with me without your name.”

The funeral director waved his hand: "It's all in the past."

She didn't hear anything about the toxin infection.

Wait, my name?

This guy is going to beat up ghouls in my name?

Funkaku's sympathy for the loss of Sword Carp's right arm turned into anger.

"You used my name to attack them?"

Negative Sword Carp said: "Are you angry? If you beat me, you can teach me whatever you want."

The funeral director gritted his teeth after hearing this.

Negative Sword Carp said: "They asked me why you didn't come back, and I told them that you always said you were busy, but in fact you were busy drinking, playing chess, and sleeping in. Many people know that."

Xianjiao clenched his fists: "What nonsense are you talking about! Doctors are very busy at work!"

"You actually don't want to go back to your hometown at all. You dislike this place, right?"

The funeral horn was filled with white air, rising straight into the sky.

When he came back to his senses, Xianjiao found that his hand had already strangled the slender neck of the sword-bearing carp, and at his feet was a wooden sword broken into several pieces.

A large amount of blood spilled from the corner of the Negative Sword Carp's mouth, and it looked like he only had one breath left.

What on earth did I do?

Fang Jiao hurriedly took out the Jiuxin Pill he carried with him and stuffed it into her mouth: "Hold on, I'll take you back to Shacheng for treatment."

Negative Sword Carp coughed: "You are exactly what I thought. The power in your body... is so strong that it makes people excited!"

"I've always wanted to fight you. But you always refused, so I just had to provoke you to see...it really works."

"Don't talk. I'll take you back for treatment first."

The funeral director held him on his back.

"What's that move? It's the same move that punched me just now..." Negative Sword Carp asked while vomiting blood.

"Shut up!"

In the distance, Mina’s flowers were watching the whole process.

Is this how young people express their emotions today?

Times have really changed, we were much gentler back then.

Ms. Mina moved her hand and touched Lian Jianyu's hair: "This is how adults make friends. Children should not imitate it."

…

Lu Yao opened a can of Coke and took a big sip.

Taking a hot shower after exercise makes my whole body feel so refreshed and I am not afraid of the cold at all.

He returned to the computer and looked at the screen.

There are two prompts on the simulator.

[Fujiao invented: the hourglass timer]

——Great God, there is a believer who has performed feats far beyond those of his peers. Do you need to transform him into a hero?

【whether】

Has the funeral director converted to another religion?

Lu Yao checked the entry.

…

[Sandglass Timer]: A prop invented by the funeral director, which can calculate time more accurately.

…

Before that, the Yao people measured time based on the shadow of the sun. The measurement of time in smaller units relies on opening holes in the bottom of containers or pots and letting water drip down.

Water dropware varies from place to place, and accuracy is always an issue.

With the hourglass, not only does it become easier to standardize timers, but it is also small and easy to carry, making it possible to be widely used.

The hourglass became an important invention in Sand City and was widely spread.

Considering that there are very few funeral tribes who have integrated into the Yao tribe’s beliefs.

The name of a hero is well deserved.

Lu Yao clicked on the name, and the screen jumped to somewhere outside Shacheng.

Xianjiao was confronting a Sword Bearer named Bear Sword Carp.

With the birth of the hero, the funeral corner has its own vertical painting.

On the screen is a man who looks like a zombie. He is wearing a white robe and is treating a thin ghost patient.

There is a sentence written below.

——Invent a timer and you can see how serious procrastination is.

…

【Dragonborn LV21】Funeral Corner

HP: 1499/1499

Mana: 573/573

Damage: 22

Defense: 15

Speed: 12

【Tombstone Builder】

[Ghost Doctor LV4]

【Dragon Gate】

When extremely angry, one enters the state of [Riding a Dragon to the Sky], all attributes increase significantly, and the duration is related to the level of the ability.

…

Lu Yao noticed that at this time, the funeral horn and the negative sword carp were fighting.

Cut to the battle screen.

Mianjiao's body was filled with white gas, and [Ride a Dragon to the Sky] was displayed above his head. The damage reached 30, the defense increased to 23, and the speed also reached 15, completely crushing the sword bearer on the opposite side.

Negative Sword Carp also has a level of LV20. She is still jumping around. The wooden sword in her hand can stab through the air in a small area, but it can only cause relatively low damage to the funeral horn.

The attribute panel was completely suppressed, causing her health to bottom out quickly.

Both sides exit the battle screen.

Xianjiao broke the opponent's wooden sword and threw it on the ground: "Have you had enough trouble?"

An exclamation point suddenly appeared on his head.

"This is the will of the gods..."

The funeral director immediately knelt down and expressed gratitude: "I am extremely honored to receive the gift from Lord Yao. The funeral director will definitely strengthen his faith and continue to contribute to Shacheng."

After a while, he stood up and looked to the side: "Why are you always pestering me? If you want to treat the disease, go to it. If you want to fight, go to the martial arts conference. I'm just a ghost doctor."

The seriously injured Sword-bearing Carp on the opposite side said: "Fighting is a way for Sword-bearers to express their appreciation and gratitude. I will come to you again."

"Also, could you please stop breaking my wooden sword? This is already the third one you've destroyed."

"If you dare to do it again, I'll give you a break!"

She appealed to no avail and left in a hurry.

A cloud of thoughts flew out of Xianjiao's head: "There are really more and more patients in this world. I have to give her some medicine next time."

…

This situation was something Lu Yao didn't expect.

The Swordbearer clan does not adapt well to this world.

Thanks to: Qingfeng Yu Mengyi for supporting 300 starting coins.