God Takes The Place Of Blind Date, And Boss Yang Regrets It To Death

"Excuse me, who is chasing whom between you and Lin Xiao?"

After Xie Na asked, the audience cheered, but Liu Yifei herself was a little confused.

Only then did she remember that Lin Xiao seemed to have never chased her at all, but directly held her hand, and they were together in a daze.

Did I give it to you for free? Liu Yifei suddenly felt that she was at a loss because she hadn't even enjoyed Lin Xiao's pursuit of her.

"He chased me." Liu Yifei panicked against her will. She was too embarrassed to tell the truth.

"Lin Xiao, how did you pursue Liu Tianxian in the first place? Can you share your successful experience? There are many single viewers in front of the TV." Xie Na turned to look at Lin Xiao and asked.

"No problem." Lin Xiao nodded, and then explained with a serious look:

"There is a saying that goes well, where sincerity reaches, gold and stone will be opened."

"I think there is no secret to chasing girls. The most important thing is to work hard. As long as you are sincere, girls will be moved by you in the end."

"Of course, there are still some ways and means. For example, before you get to know her, you can create more opportunities for chance encounters and appear in front of her often."

"After you get to know a girl, you can give her flowers and invite her to watch a movie. When a girl is happy, she will naturally be willing to date you."

"You also need to be careful when watching movies. Horror movies are too purposeful and will make the other party think that you want to take advantage. This may not be a plus but a minus. It is best to take her to watch "The Richest Man in Xihong City". Comedy movies are definitely a plus. After dating a boyfriend and girlfriend, you can go watch a horror movie together to add some fun."

After Lin Xiao finished speaking, Liu Yifei couldn't help but give Lin Xiao a roll of her eyes. This bad guy was so good at telling lies. He just made up lies without blushing. He actually took the opportunity to advertise again. It was really bad.

Lin Xiao also didn’t want to make up lies, especially the “dog-licking literature” that he had already scorned.

The key is that the current mainstream media promotes this view of love. If he really offends those with vested interests by talking about the "Law of Attraction" and "Advancing to the Top", he will be scolded to death, and even those boys will be too. I think he is talking nonsense.

In 2024, there are countless people licking dogs, not to mention that it is still 2010. The old dog-licking mentality has already been deeply rooted in people's hearts.

He was not in the mood to do such a thankless task as waking up a dog to lick.

Hello, hello, hello everyone, receiving a round of applause is more delicious than anything else.

"Bah bang bang!"

After Lin Xiao finished speaking, the audience applauded excitedly.

Obviously, they believed Lin Xiao's casual mention of "dog-licking literature" and found it as a treasure.

"It can be seen that Lin Xiao is really a very dedicated man. No wonder he can hold such a beautiful woman in his arms. I wish you both a long and happy life."

He Jiong blessed the two of them, asked a few simple questions, looked at the group of people and said:

"Okay, the interview session is over. Next is the game session that our happy family has specially prepared for you. Do you have the courage to accept the challenge?"

"Just do it!" Lin Xiao blurted out, and Feng Xiaogang, Liu Yifei and others nodded in agreement.

These are all designed in advance, so naturally we can’t refuse.

"Okay, since you have accepted the Happy Family's game challenge, please ask the staff to bring up the props."

Soon, the staff brought in ten small chairs and placed them on the stage in a circle.

After getting the props, Xie Na stepped forward and introduced the rules of the game to Lin Xiao and others.

"This is the first game we are going to play today, it's called martial arts. Let me introduce the rules of the game to you."

"We will all sit in a circle for a while, and then everyone will think of a martial arts name."

"After the game starts, the person who wins Rock Paper Scissors says to start, and then everyone must rush to report the number in numerical order from 1 to 10. Each person can only compete once."

"If two people rush to report a number at the same time, the two people need to stand up quickly and say each other's martial arts name. The one who says it later will be regarded as a failure and will be punished with a free glass of lemon juice."

"If the count has not been repeated, when the last two people are counted, the two people will stand up and quickly say each other's martial arts names."

"Starting from the second round, the start is announced by the person receiving the punishment."

After explaining the rules, Xie Na looked at Lin Xiao and others and asked, "These are the rules. Is there anything you don't understand?"

"Sister, if you can't remember the other party's martial arts name, wouldn't you definitely lose?" Lin Xiao asked.

"Yes." Xie Na nodded and said: "So when everyone says their martial arts names later, you must remember them carefully and don't get confused. At the same time, the martial arts names everyone chooses must be relatively well-known, such as Xiao Feng , Yang Guo, etc. cannot be mentioned as unpopular martial arts names."

"Huh? It's so complicated."

Liu Yifei couldn't help but sigh when she heard this. She was really afraid that she wouldn't be able to remember the other person's martial arts name.

"Yifei, I believe you can do it." Xie Na said with a smile. She liked to see others panic. It was so interesting.

Soon, several people came up with their own martial arts names.

He 囧: Zhang Sanfeng

Xie Na: Master Miejie

Haitao: Xiao Feng

Wu Xin: Huang Rong

Weijia: Wei Xiaobao

Feng Xiaogang: Ouyang Feng

Xu Dongdong: Ren Yingying

Zhang Yiming: The East is Undefeated

Liu Yifei: Zhao Min

Lin Xiao: Duan Zhengchun

Several people introduced them one by one. Although they were all familiar names, Liu Yifei still remembered them at first, but when everyone finished talking, she immediately felt a little confused.

Seeing the clear stupidity in Liu Yifei's eyes, Lin Xiao couldn't help being amused: "Forgot?"

"Yeah." Liu Yifei nodded with a blushing face.

In fact, not only Liu Yifei, except Lin Xiao who has a very clear photographic memory, everyone is a little vague and can't completely identify it.

Seeing Liu Yifei nodding in acknowledgement, He Jiong took advantage of the situation and said:

"Let's do this. There are a lot of people and it's really easy to get confused. Let's introduce each other again."

Everyone nodded and introduced their martial arts names again.

This time, everyone was on the right track.

However, it is all short-term memory. It is not clear how much you can remember after playing a few rounds.

"Now that everyone is ready, let's find a seat and sit down." He Yan looked at everyone and said.

Hearing this, everyone found a chair and sat down.

I have to say that Xie Na is really good at stealing the spotlight. As soon as he sat down, Xie Na started to get excited out of habit:

"Hey, Lin Xiao, Yifei, aren't you allergic to lemons? I won't be merciful in a while."

"Sister, I think you are thirsty. We won't take this lemon from you. It's just for you to add some vitamin C." Lin Xiao said with a smile.

With a memory that is more than ten years ahead of him, he really doesn't shy away from anyone when it comes to trash talking.

Hearing this, He Yan was immediately amused and turned to look at Xie Na: "Well, it seems that you have met your opponent this time."

Xie Na smiled and shook his head nonchalantly:

"On this stage, I have never known what an opponent is."

"Sister, we really have to learn from you when it comes to bragging." Lin Xiao joked with a smile.

A simple joke made everyone laugh again.

After the trash talk is over, the game begins!