God Takes The Place Of Blind Date, And Boss Yang Regrets It To Death
Chapter 47: The Movie Is Stable
Lin Xiao bought the last row. After entering the theater, Lin Xiao and Liu Yifei walked directly to the back of the theater, and finally sat down in the middle of the last row.
This time, Lin Xiao bought the last row not to take the opportunity to upgrade her relationship with Liu Yifei, but to facilitate the audience's reaction when watching the movie.
Lin Xiao and Liu Yifei are already very familiar with this movie. Naturally, this time they came to the premiere not to watch the movie, but to see whether the audience really likes the movie.
After the two sat down, not long after, the theater lights began to turn off and the huge theater screen lit up.
After nearly ten minutes of advertising, the dragon logo appeared.
After the one-and-a-half-minute intro, the main film begins.
["Why are you throwing me away? Throw it at your goalkeeper, let me down quickly!"]
As a goalkeeper, Wang Duoyu was kicked 5:0 by the opponent. It was a shame for his career, but he was regarded as a lucky star by the opponent's players and excitedly threw him into the air.
Such a huge contrast made the audience in the theater laugh and smile for a while.
Seeing that the audience could get the laughs in the movie, Lin Xiao and Liu Yifei couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief.
Lin Xiao, in particular, was completely relieved. After all, "The Richest Man in Xihong City" was a movie released in 2018. He was really afraid that he would be acclimatized like "Westward Journey". This was the only possibility that would lead to The situation of box office slumping.
Fortunately, this situation did not happen. Even though it was released eight years earlier than originally planned, everyone can still get the laughs in the movie.
[Wang Duoyu: "Coach, I swear, I will never play match-fixing."
Coach: "Those things don't matter anymore. Whether you played match-fixing or not, the result is worthy of you."
Wang Duoyu: "Then I don't want to just leave like this. Besides, without a goalkeeper, this training will be inconvenient."
Coach: "It's okay. Isn't it good if you don't practice?"
Zhuang Qiang: "Coach has gone too far! Wang Duoyu must stay today! If he leaves, I won't work anymore!"
Coach: "It's a deal, double happiness!"]
Seeing that the coach actually used a dog to take Wang Duoyu's place, the audience couldn't help laughing and were a little surprised.
However, the laugh point is not very big. Everyone is more relaxed and enters the pleasant movie-watching environment, laughing very restrainedly.
However, when the coach said with excitement, "It's a deal, double happiness is coming," the audience could no longer restrain themselves and burst into laughter.
This result really surprised the audience.
When they first saw how confident Zhuang Qiang was, everyone thought that Zhuang Qiang was very skilled and that the coach would probably give Zhuang Qiang face. However, they never expected that the coach not only failed to give Zhuang Qiang face, but even excitedly asked Zhuang Qiang to leave together. .
I thought Zhuang Qiang was a master, but now it seems that in the eyes of the coach, he is just as fake as Wang Duoyu.
It is precisely because of this sharp contrast that the audience laughed out loud without recognizing it.
Especially when they saw Zhuang Qiang's aggrieved expression distorted, the audience laughed even more happily.
[Wang Duoyu: "I was so angry that I leaned against the railing, and the rain stopped. I raised my eyes and roared to the sky."
Zhuang Qiang: "Hahahahahaha."
Wang Duoyu: "Can you hear the roar in my heart?"]
After Wang Duoyu and Zhuang Qiang left the team, they met Pengci not long after they left the team. Xia Zhu, who thought he was just, called the police and was sent to the police station.
Looking at Wang Duoyu and Zhuang Qiang who looked aggrieved, the audience was amused again.
[Zhuang Qiang: "If you have many fish, stay calm and don't let others look down on you."
Zhuang Qiang: "Duoyu, we can't let others look down on us."]
Wang Duoyu accepted the challenge and spent one billion a month. He and Zhuang Qiang were taken into the bank warehouse and saw red banknotes piled up like a hill.
Almost instantly, their legs went weak. Even though they said they couldn't be looked down upon, they couldn't stand up.
The audience watched, again amused.
[Wang Duoyu: "No, please advise the people around you to demolish all the houses. The stands on both sides should be knocked down. The iron fences outside should be demolished."
"What about this turf, this turf? Is this a beach football? Hurry up and bring the turf over. It must comply with EU standards."
Zhuang Qiang: "Okay."
Coach: "Are you two planning to carry out a terrorist attack? I hear this, and you want to blow up my stadium."
Player: "Hahaha."
Wang Duoyu: "I originally planned to get along with you as an ordinary person, but what I got in exchange was alienation. Stop pretending, I am a billionaire, and I show my cards."
Player: "Hahaha."
Wang Duoyu: "I want to rent our team, and then I invite the Hengtai team to come over and play football. Let's fight them for real!"
Zhuang Qiang: "Do it!"
Player: "Hahaha."
Coach: "What a fish. As for me, I was a bit cruel to you two before. This is my own small team, so I can't do anything about it."
"But I really didn't expect that this incident would have such a big impact on you. Let's put the Hengtai team's affairs aside for now, and you two should go to the hospital quickly to register and have your brain checked."
"This matter cannot be delayed. I paid for it out of my own pocket, so I don't have to pay back the money."
Wang Duoyu: "Look, this guy is not bad-minded, but his vision is too narrow. If you hadn't said these two heartfelt words, I would have made him the head coach."]
[Zhuang Qiang: "You all say that I am a dog next to Duoyu. I just want those of you who look down on me to see what is wrong with being a dog. Woof! Woof woof! Woof woof woof woof!"]
[Liu Jiannan: "I'm sorry, you got the wrong person."
Liu Jiannan: "You're really good at judging people."]
[Zhuang Qiang: "There are many fish, and you can harvest the Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks at the same time, so have fun!"]
["What? The head coach really warms up?"]
There are so many laughs in the movie. The movie was nearly an hour and a half long, and the laughter in the theater never stopped. It was obvious that everyone had a great time watching it.
Even when the movie ended and the lights came on, many people didn't react.
It's over so soon? I haven’t seen enough yet!
Many people had expressions of unfinished expression on their faces. It had been a long time since they had seen a movie with so many laughs.
Seeing the audience's reluctance to look at the movie screen as they left, Lin Xiao knew that the movie was safe.
"Let's go."
Lin Xiao stood up, looked at Liu Yifei and said.
"Uh-huh."
Liu Yifei smiled and nodded, and walked out with Lin Xiao.
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