God Takes The Place Of Blind Date, And Boss Yang Regrets It To Death

"Okay, stop making trouble, the movie is about to start."

Liu Yifei poked Lin Xiaodao.

Lin Xiao turned to look at the big screen and found that on the big screen, the commercial had already ended, even the dragon mark had been let go, and it had already entered the main film.

Lin Xiao stopped messing around with Liu Yifei and started watching the movie. He also observed the performance of everyone in the theater. Next to him, Zhou Nana was looking at the movie screen seriously.

She was very curious about the story of Lin Xiao's new movie.

Inside the movie screen.

The Maserati drove into the hotel entrance and circled the garden several times without getting out of the car. The security guards and receptionists couldn't help but be confused. Even Zhou Nana was a little confused.

"I said brother-in-law, it's almost over. My girlfriend's 60th birthday is today. I have to go back quickly. She doesn't even know I drove the car out."

Charlotte's brother-in-law's voice sounded, and the camera naturally switched to the car.

Charlotte looked at her brother-in-law and reminded, "Slow down and let's go around twice more."

Zhou Nana didn't quite understand why there was such a section, she thought it was the protagonist Tian Xia Lu appearing.

"Charlotte, you're doing well!" Zhang Yang.

"I was just wondering who was going around in circles here." Dashachun.

"Long time no see, eh, eh, eh, eh."

Charlotte was greeting her old classmates when suddenly there was a pull from behind and he was forced to run with the car.

Looking at Charlotte, who looked handsome for no more than three seconds, the audience was amused.

A brief opening not only established Charlotte's clown-like image, but also relaxed the atmosphere in the theater. While the audience was laughing, they were gradually immersed in the story of the movie.

"Everything I did today was for the person I secretly hide in my heart. Her name is Qiu Ya. She was very famous when she was in school and was recognized by the whole school as the school belle." 860

, and I am more famous and a joke recognized by the whole school. "

"But I don't understand why such a beautiful girl will marry a pig in the end. I want to have a flash of inspiration on her most important day, and then disappear forever. Become the one who can never touch her in her life. Goddess."

A narration and a homophonic joke made the atmosphere relaxed again. At the same time, Charlotte had a kind of expectation, wanting to see what earth-shattering things Charlotte would do in front of his goddess.

This is a funny technique used in comedy movies to create contrast.

Sure enough, the next second, the emcee's voice sounded: "Comrade, are you in the wrong room?"

Seeing this, the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter. Zhou Nana couldn't help but turn her head and look at Lin Xiao, with admiration and speechlessness in her eyes.

She was also looking forward to how Charlotte would pretend to be cool. Unexpectedly, he was only handsome for three seconds. He was treated as a joke before he even looked cool. This kind of thinking is so anti-human!

Looking at the performance of everyone in the theater, Lin Xiao was relieved for the most part. Now that he is so happy, the movie has just begun, and there are still more laughs later.

The movie continues.

Soon there was another famous scene.

As soon as Xia Luo sat down, Zhang Yang looked at Yuan Hua and suggested, "Yuan Hua, can you compose an impromptu poem based on Xia Luo's outfit?"

Yuan Hua looked at Xia Luo, and then said: "I'm going to the banquet alone in a chicken feather dress."

Charlotte gave Yuan Hua two thumbs up. Yuan Hua paused deliberately for a while and then said the second half of the sentence: "They are all classmates pretending to be stupid!"

As soon as this sentence came out, not only the students in the movie clapped and laughed, but also the audience in the theater couldn't help laughing.

Zhou Nana thought that Yuan Hua would save some face for Xia Luo. Unexpectedly, she was so naked that she felt embarrassed for Xia Luo.

The pace of the movie is very fast, and Teacher Wang will appear in the next second.

"Students, you're fine." Teacher Wang raised his wine glass and said with a smile.

"Teacher Wang, do you still remember me? I won first place in the winter long-distance running that year." Zhang Yang stood up immediately and said hello.

"First." Teacher Wang repeated, obviously not remembering clearly.

"That year during the Chinese New Year, my dad went to give you a Sony radio." Zhang Yang.

"Zhang Yang! Don't forget that teacher." This time, Teacher Wang called out Zhang Yang's name.

"Teacher Wang, my dad gave me a TV set."

"Yuan Hua! Still such a talented person!"

"Teacher, what I gave you is a wall calendar."

"Teacher, I can't remember it. Teacher doesn't hold grudges. You guys have changed so much one by one. In fact, the one who impressed me the most about your classmates is Charlotte. What are you two idiots doing now?"

Hearing this, Zhang Yang immediately pulled Charlotte and said with a smile: "Come on, you idiot, tell the teacher, what are you doing?"

The audience burst into laughter again. At first, Charlotte was a little proud and thought it would be something nice, but they never expected that it would be like this.

Zhou Nana couldn't help but turn her head and glance at Lin Xiao, with a smile in her eyes, as if to say: Lin Xiao's husband is so amazing, he can think of such a plot.

After a while, Ma Dongmei appeared on the stage.

Ma Dongmei originally wanted to scold Charlotte, but considering that her classmates were all present, she still gave Charlotte face and greeted her classmates first:

"The classmates are all here."

Turning around to see Teacher Wang, Ma Dongmei looked surprised: "Ah, Teacher Wang, you are here too, you are still alive."

If it were just such a line, it wouldn't be very funny, but coupled with Ma Dongmei's surprised expression, the audience couldn't help laughing.

Only ten minutes have passed, but everyone has already laughed happily several times. The key point is that it is not abrupt at all, the plot is coherent, and there is no sense of forced comedy.

While laughing, everyone became more and more interested in this movie.

After a simple chase, Charlotte woke up from the bathroom and found that she had traveled back to her high school days, and the most important story of the movie officially began.

[Teacher Wang: “Where is your mother? Didn’t I ask you to find your mother?”

Charlotte: "I'll go, this dream is too real."

Teacher Wang: "No, what are you talking about?"

Charlotte: "What on earth is going on?"

Teacher Wang: "Oh, let me go, classmate Charlotte has lost her memory."

The whole class burst into laughter.

Charlotte ignored Teacher Wang and walked to her seat. Her eyes were filled with nostalgia. Teacher Wang was so angry that she yelled: "Charlotte! How did you do that?"

The students laughed again.

Teacher Wang took out a love letter to accuse Charlotte, and also scolded Dashachun who was forced to stand: "You are ranked first, are you proud?"

Charlotte threw the love letter on the floor and asked: "You rank us every day, this big fool, and the second fool, how can we be successful in the future?"

"Charlotte, how can you be a great teacher?" Zhang Yang said, while quietly hitting Teacher Wang.

"In my dream, can I still let you bully me?"

Charlotte cursed and kicked Teacher Wang directly. Then he found a schoolbag and put it on Teacher Wang's head, and the students immediately gathered and beat him.

It wasn't until someone shouted, "Yuan Hua has gone to call the principal" that the students stopped.

Dashachun arrived late and was about to make up for it. Teacher Wang had already opened his eyes and cursed angrily: " Dashachun, what are you going to do?"

Dashachun had to change his mind: "Do you think my shoes are good?"]

"Pfft~ Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard."

"Hahaha, hubby, hurry up, rub your belly for me, I can't stand it anymore!"

"I'm going, please be careful, the popcorn is sprayed on my face."

"I'm sorry, handsome man. This movie is too funny. I'll pay attention to it later."

"Forget it."

Watching this segment, the audience laughed out loud, and many even laughed so hard that their stomachs couldn't bear it. It's been a long time since they've seen a movie with so many laughs. It's so funny.

Not to mention those viewers who were watching the movie for the first time, Lin Xiao and Liu Yifei were already very familiar with the movie, and they couldn't help laughing when they saw this part.

There is no other reason. This section is indeed too funny, with frequent golden sentences.

In addition to the frequent use of funny quotes, the character design in this section is also handled very cleverly.

Teacher Wang accepted the gift and gave the students the nickname "fool", and his mean image was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. In this way, everyone could laugh relaxedly and be happy when they saw him being beaten by a group of students.

If the character design is not in place and the concept of respecting teachers and morality is deep in everyone's bones, the funny effect will definitely be much worse.

[In the principal's office, the principal announced to Zhenluo's mother that Charlotte was going to be expelled.

When Charlotte's mother heard this, she immediately started to take off her clothes.

"I'm sorry, principal." Charlotte's mother said, and then immediately ran to the window and shouted: "Here comes someone, it's indecent!"

"You, you are not." The principal was so angry that he could not understand what he said, and had no choice but to change his words: "Forget it, let Charlotte be punished with a serious demerit and be detained in school for probation."]

After seeing this section, the audience in the theater really couldn't hold back.

Everyone thought that Charlotte would definitely be expelled from school. Unexpectedly, Charlotte's mother could actually think of such a magical operation.

Zhou Nana turned to look at Lin Xiao, admiring and admiring her even more. Being able to come up with such a funny plot, when you think about it carefully, it makes sense. It's amazing.

"To tell you the truth, Charlotte has had no father since he was a child. As soon as Charlotte was born, his father's whereabouts were unknown."

Xu Dongdong cried and nodded, "Auntie, I can understand you very well. Our family is also in the same situation. My father's name is Ma Dong. My father died as soon as I landed, so my name is Ma Dongmei."]

【"I once dreamed of traveling to the end of the world with my sword"

"Look at the prosperity of the world"

"The young mind is always a little frivolous"

"Now you are at home all over the world"]

[Charlotte mistook Ma Dongmei for Qiu Ya.

Charlotte: "Yohoo! It's rare that there is no Ma Dongmei between us today..."

Ma Dongmei: "Dongmei is pretty good."

Charlotte: "Pull her down, Dongmei is so annoying. Look at her voice, it's like she's talking like a cannon. You're far behind, you're like a lark."

With that said, Xia Luo turned around and looked at Ma Dongmei: "Oh, by the way, especially when she walks, can I help you learn from it?"

"Are you still studying?" Ma Dongmei.

"Learn, you must learn!" Charlotte said, and began to imitate Ma Dongmei's walking, "Charlotte! Charlotte! Does it look like riding a pig? I will teach you how to throw the javelin, does it look like riding a pig? Javelin skimming?”

As soon as Xia Luo finished speaking, he realized that the person in front of him was not Qiu Ya at all, but Ma Dongmei, and the smile on his face suddenly froze.

"Dongmei, you actually look pretty dressed like this." Charlotte said awkwardly.

Ma Dongmei didn't give him a chance to say a second sentence, and directly hit his head against the drum. 】

[Charlotte: "Uncle, is it Ma Dongmei's family who lives upstairs?"

"Ma Dong what?" Uncle.

"Ma Dongmei!" Charlotte.

"What winter plum?" Uncle.

Charlotte: "Ma Dongmei!"

"What kind of plum is this?" Uncle.

"Okay, uncle, please cool down first." Charlotte.

"Okay." Uncle. 】

[Charlotte: "Mom, I'm sorry, my son can't support you until the end of your life. You can find another one while you're young."

Charlotte’s mother: “Damn it

You don't have to worry about things, Zhang Yang is a person worth trusting.

Zhang Yang: "Luo, I've already thought about it. From now on, we all have our own things to do. I call you brother, and you call me dad."

Zhang Yang: "Brother, what are you looking for? Dad can help you look for it."

Charlotte: "I'll kill you!"

Charlotte’s mother: “Charlotte! Don’t do this to your Uncle Zhang!”]

There are so many famous scenes in the movie that the laughter almost never stopped during the whole viewing process.

It wasn't until the movie ended that everyone stood up reluctantly and looked at the screen with eyes full of reluctance.

Such a good-looking movie is rare. Everyone couldn't help but sigh in their hearts: Is this the end? If only the movie could be longer.

The movie was so funny and exciting that when the movie ended, everyone briefly forgot about the existence of Lin Xiao and Liu Yifei, and they didn’t react until they reached the corner of the stairs in the theater.

Come over, the two big stars Lin Xiao and Liu Yifei are still here.

"Husband Lin Xiao! Husband Lin Xiao!"

I don't know who shouted "Husband Lin" first, and then everyone in the theater began to cheer excitedly.

Upon seeing this, Lin Xiao quickly made a silence gesture to everyone. The other movies were almost over, for fear that the noise they made would attract people in other theaters.

These more than 100 people are already a headache for him. If 500 people come, it is unknown whether he can walk out of the theater tonight.

Fortunately, everyone was relatively well-behaved and did not rush towards him without thinking after being stopped by Lin Xiao.

"Husband Lin Xiao, how did you come up with this script? Isn't it so awesome?"

0.2 "Yes, yes, there are too many reversals. I feel like my brain is going to spin."

"Husband Lin Xiao, your movie is so good, I believe you can beat "Kung Fu Panda 2"!"

After everyone calmed down, Lin Xiao and Liu Yifei began to sign autographs and take photos with the fans one by one. The fans were very cooperative and did not speak loudly. They would only whisper in a low voice when it was their turn.

Lin Xiao said a few words.

"So good."

Lin Xiao sighed silently, and suddenly saw a girl trying to get close to his face, so he quickly dodged it.

Good guy, if she were to kiss him like this, the other girls would definitely feel unbalanced, and the situation that had finally stabilized would definitely get out of control again.

"Don't have any unrealistic ideas about me." Lin Xiao joked.

The joking tone made many fans laugh happily. The girl did not continue. After getting autographs and photos, she walked aside.

After signing autographs and taking photos, the fans still stayed in the theater and watched Lin Xiao and Liu Yifei quietly. Upon seeing this, they immediately separated from the crowd and trotted out of the theater.

It wasn't until they reached the parking lot that the two of them breathed a sigh of relief and slowed down.

"How does it feel to be chased by so many fans for autographs?" Liu Yifei looked at Lin Xiao and said with a smile.

Lin Xiao did not respond directly to Liu Yifei's question, but changed the subject and said: "I feel that our movie is stable!"

The audience is the most effective way to verify the quality of a movie. He sees everyone's performance when watching the movie. It is obvious that everyone really approves of the movie.

In his previous life, "Charlotte Trouble" was able to earn more than one billion at the box office despite not being as popular as him in terms of publicity and popularity. Lin Xiao is confident that this time, he will only be even higher!

However, whether it can beat "Kung Fu Panda 2" depends on the final box office statistics.

After all, this is also a movie that has a strong box office. .