Godly Fisherman

Turkmenistan hates the polar bear country so much. To put it bluntly, Turkmenistan is still doing it on its own.

Turkey and polar bears have historical hatred. In the history of both sides, there was a war that lasted for five centuries.

The two countries have had twelve wars in 241 years!

The Ottoman Empire destroyed the Holy Roman Empire and occupied Constantinople (Istanbul today). In the following two hundred years, it continued to march northward to attack the former Tsarist Russia.

It is no exaggeration to say that the inexhaustible Ottoman Empire was decayed because of the continuous war with the Russian Empire.

During those three hundred years, both the Ottoman Empire and the Tsarist Russian Empire had been at war, but drifted away from the historical process. This also directly led to the collapse of the Ottoman Empire and almost destroyed the country. The territory is getting smaller and smaller, and finally can only be gathered near Constantinople, and it became the land of today.

The two empires fought more than ten wars near the Black Sea. Later, Britain and France were also involved in the war against Tsarist Russia. The war was fought in Crimea, known as the Crimean War in history. Defeated Tsarist Russia.

However, this war should be regarded as winning first and then winning. The polar bears finally won the war tragically with the personality of their fighting nation, and Crimea became their territory. However, the generational hatred of Tuguo and the Tsar was also branded.

On June 22, 1941, the head of the German Third Reich implemented the Barbarossa plan against the polar bears. The Turkish country volunteered to participate in the German Empire against the polar bear army. Germany organized the 21-nation coalition to launch a fierce attack on the polar bears. After the war, Turkmenistan fell to the embrace of the West, and its main combat target was polar bears, thus evading sanctions. Instead, it joined NATO in 1952. To this day, Turkmenistan has always resisted polar bears. Bridgehead.

So Tuguo hated the polar bear country. This gave China a convenience. Want to cross the Bosphorus? No problem, go you, it's best to copy the card 52 early, sell all the world!

After listening to Yin Chongde's account, Xiao Peng was also unhappy. Xiao Peng knew nothing about major issues between countries, and that was decided by those talented people in the national leadership.

But this time Xiao Peng really decided to take a trip.

As for the reasons, first, this is for the country to do things, are we also people of merit? Will it be convenient for us to do things in the future?

Second, Xiao Peng hasn't gone abroad seriously yet, so it's good to go out and open his eyes.

Third, it sounds so exciting, man, who doesn't have a heroic dream?

Fourth, and the most critical point: then go to Uzbekistan! What is the most famous country in Uzbekistan? Are there any long-legged beauties? As a normal man, can Xiao Peng remain unmoved?

Hearing Xiao Peng's promise, Yin Chongde also let go of a stone in his heart, and the two agreed to split up to prepare. After all, after this journey, there will be no two or three months that cannot be returned.

Yin Chongde and Xiao Peng both refused the banquet from the municipal government. Now it can be said that every second counts. After the two discussed the specific matters, they began to separate their efforts.

Yin Chongde handled Xiao Peng's passport, visa and other procedures, while Xiao Peng returned to Qianliyan to make arrangements.

Anyway, Yin Chongde said, Uzbekistan has already hired ocean-going sailors who are familiar with the waterway, and there is no need to go too many people. After thinking about it, Xiao Peng asked Yang Meng and Wang Hu to accompany him.

When Pan Peiyu was sitting on the island, Xiao Peng felt relieved, and as for why he brought Wang Hu, he didn't expect this guy to speak Russian. Although the official language of Uzbekistan is Uzbek, Russian is also the lingua franca in Uzbekistan.

Now it's good, no need to translate. Moreover, Wang Hu's personality is more flexible, and he is not afraid of boredom along the way.

Yin Chongde's work efficiency is indeed top-notch. In a few days, all the documents of the few people were processed. In addition to the VISA card, the few people also exchanged some Euro Mijin and Uzbek currency hryvnia. ,

Xiao Peng looked at the passport and visa in his hand, and amused with Yin Chongde: "I said Uncle Yin, this is a good thing for the privileged class, right? It's too efficient, right."

Yin Chongde glared at Xiao Peng: "What the **** is this, your trip is purely personal. How can you come forward to do this for you?"

"Then how did you apply? Uzbekistan's visa is expensive and troublesome." Xiao Peng asked puzzledly.

Yin Chongde chuckled: "A certain treasure network, spend some handling fee, send a copy of the relevant documents, and then send a copy of your bank account, and it will be done directly. This is the so-called rich and easy to do. Perhaps in the eyes of the people of Uzbekistan, you are the'big sheep' waiting to be slaughtered."

The principle that feelings have money to travel all over the world is universal in the world.

After Xiao Peng and his parents and friends greeted each other, the three of them went straight to Kyoto and transferred to Kiev, the capital of Uzbekistan. Saying that the duty-free shop at Kyoto Airport is really good, almost everything is available, and Xiao Peng even bought a set Dunhill suits, he bought a bunch of chocolates.

I bought chocolate because Xiao Peng discovered that eating chocolate to perform a swallowing technique is the best way to restore magic power.

It is much easier to go to Uzbekistan now than before. There is a direct plane, if it turns out, you have to go to Almaty for a transfer.

In the final analysis, people are poor and have short ambitions. Uzbekistan can be said to be a country under the control of Western countries. The relationship with China is strained. Later, it was discovered that not only did the Western masters fail to help themselves, but their lives have gone poorer and poorer. It is still Huaxia who can really help themselves. Now Uzbekistan values ​​its relationship with China and has opened direct routes.

What’s even more funny is that Uzbekistan Airlines even changed its business strategy in order to match China’s aesthetics. The original Uzbek Airlines flight attendants were mostly wide, fat, big-waisted air aunts, but now they are all true. Uganda flight attendant.

Uzbekistan’s beauties are world-renowned, and these flight attendants are live advertisements.

but. . . . . . The plane of Uzbekistan Airlines is too broken. It is a 24-year-old Boeing 763.

And his first class cabin, Xiao Peng is even more helpless: Is this also considered first class? 212 layout, who wants to sit in the middle aisle of the plane? I can't even lie down, I can only lower the seat, like a car seat. It can't even be charged.

However, the flight attendant from Uzbekistan really wanted to give 10,000 likes. She was tall, **** and graceful. Before she even approached, a fresh fragrance of perfume came over. But the same Uganda beauty, after a closer look, she found that her appearance was slightly different, and some flight attendants had black hair and were biased towards Asian faces.

When Xiao Peng expressed his confusion, Wang Hu answered his question: "It is not surprising that Uzbekistan is also a multi-ethnic country. We are a 56 ethnic group in China, and Uzbekistan is more than 130. People of different ethnic groups live together. Another reason why there are so many beautiful women in Uzbekistan is probably the result of ethnic integration. Mixed races look pretty, don’t they?”

Xiao Peng thought for a while. There was nothing wrong with this reason. Under the guidance of the stewardess, the three of them boarded the plane lightly and entered the first class cabin.

You have to take first-class cabin. Xiao Peng doesn't want to make himself suffer, so why does he make money? Isn't it for improving the quality of life? However, Uzbekistan Airlines is dark enough. The price of a first-class ticket is nearly four times that of an economy class! Negative Ratings!

The seats of the three are side by side, so there must be one seated in a row in the middle of the aisle. So Xiao Peng gave this glorious position to Wang Hu without hesitation, with a beautiful name: "Easy to translate."

However, Wang Hu didn't mind this eye-catching seat. Instead, he was very grateful to Xiao Peng: "Boss, you really don't sit in this position? It's very convenient to see beautiful women here."

"Look at your aspirations, don't you get dazzled when you get off the plane?" Yang Meng despised Wang Hu.

Wang Hu didn't mind, and continued to comment on the flight attendants. If you don't understand, I really can't believe that this guy is a veteran, a soldier.

"You are not ashamed." Yang Meng protested to Wang Hu.

Wang Hu laughed and said, "It's okay. I just watched it. This plane is full of foreigners. We speak Chinese, but they don't understand."

As soon as Wang Hu’s voice fell, an old foreign woman sitting next to him spoke: "Haha, boy, this is Uzbek Airlines. Most of the planes are Uzbek nationals returning home. For us, you are foreigner."

Wang Hu was dumbfounded, feeling that others could understand what he said just now, and what he said in Mandarin was more authentic than himself.

Wang Huyi closed his mouth and pretended to fall asleep with his eyes closed. This is a shame.

Yang Meng Xiao Peng looked at each other and smiled. Yang Meng turned on the LCD screen on the seat and watched the movie with earphones. Xiao Peng was bored, so he simply adjusted his breath and practiced. This is a good way to pass the time.

However, Xiao Peng did not practice for long, but was interrupted again and again by the enthusiastic stewardess.

After a while, I asked Xiao Peng and others what kind of drinks they would like to drink, and then I asked Xiao Peng and others if they needed desserts, and then they sent hot towels. Less than two hours after the plane took off, Xiao Peng had drunk three glasses of champagne and changed seven hot towels. Although there were only ten seats in the first class, there were five stewardesses serving Xiao Peng and his party in turn. Even when the three of them had lunch, someone stood by to serve them specially. After dinner, the five flight attendants gathered near Xiao Peng and the others, waiting for the service call of Xiao Peng and others at any time.

"The service of Uzbekistan Airlines is great, too? This ticket is worth the price." Xiao Peng sighed, holding the pajamas just sent by the stewardess in his hand.

"Fart!" Yang Meng answered Xiao Peng. "Do you think they are aimless? Look at the images of the three of us, and there is only the word nouveau riche written on their heads. Can they not see it? Can you see that they do the same to others?"

Xiao Peng looked around, and sure enough, although he was very enthusiastic about other first-class passengers, he was really not like the three of them. Just pour hot tea for others. How about standing beside Xiao Peng and others with a smile after pouring tea?

Yang Meng continued: “Don’t think that the moon in foreign countries is rounder than China, and that the poor and the rich are the same in the whole world, especially in capitalist countries. Look at the three of us, all of whom are famous brands, and we don’t bring anything when we go to Uganda. It's like visiting a neighbor's house. What does this mean? Bring money. Maybe in their eyes, we are all rich and young, don't we hurry up and get closer?"

After listening to Yang Meng's words, Xiao Peng was skeptical: "You are too gloomy, and you must criticize you."

"Cut." Yang Meng pointed out his **** to Xiao Peng, "It looks like I'm going to give you a life growth lesson."

Yang Meng got up from the seat. At this moment, there were only dim lights in the cabin. Yang Meng walked up to an air hostess. The two communicated harmoniously with various gestures.

After a while, the two disappeared in front of Xiao Peng's eyes. After a long time, Yang Meng returned to his seat and looked at Xiao Peng looking at himself. Expensive, you only need a few dozen meters of gold in Uzbekistan. You have to reimburse me for this money, which is the tuition for you."

"Fuck!" Xiao Peng compared his **** to Yang Meng: "Nima exploded."

ps: Regarding the historical grievances between Turkey and Russia, it is actually very interesting. The term "Tsar" actually means "Caesar" in Russian. To this day, Russian historians still call Russia the "Third Roman Empire", with Western Rome being the first and Eastern Rome being the second.