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Emilia explained: "Uh, Xiao definitely didn't mean that, don't get me wrong."

Escuber shrugged and said, "Of course I won't misunderstand, Xiao certainly didn't mean it."

And 50cent said with a grimace: "If it were someone else, I would have punched him in the face, but since it's Xiao? Then forget it. I just assume that this has never happened!"

Escobe said: "Because you also know you can't beat it!"

Xiao Peng was confused: "I'm going, isn't it just to eat a watermelon? What a big deal. Whether you like to eat it or not, this was originally bought for Emilia, and you don't want to eat it now!"

Emilia smiled and said: "My dear, you don't know this. This is a bit of black for the Stars and Stripes... For the African residents, the consequences of asking them to eat watermelon are like doing it to Chinese people. The result of a squinted expression is the same, from being friends to the other, but directly fisting. This happened in Detroit. A white firefighter named Robert once had a party at home because he was lying on his stomach. A watermelon was prepared on board, which eventually led to him being directly expelled by the fire brigade."

"Huh?" Xiao Peng was taken aback.

Emilia explained: "In the eyes of African Americans in the Star Stripes, watermelon represents racial discrimination."

"WHAT?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "A watermelon can also be involved in racial discrimination? Is Tai Shang Gang online?"

Escobe said: "This is really not going online. Before the Civil War, a large number of Africans worked hard as slaves in the South, mainly engaged in agriculture. The two main agricultural products in the South are cotton and watermelon. At that time, a large number of African Americans were engaged in heavy agricultural production but received no compensation. When they were done well, they would reward black slaves with a few watermelons. Do you now know what the watermelon stem is?"

50CENT added: "After the Civil War ended, although the slave system was abolished in name and law, to this day, those conservative Southerners are still full of racial discrimination against blacks and it is difficult to eradicate! , Those black people have not received any education, how do they survive in society? The only skill that they depend on for survival is to grow watermelon when they were slaves. They can only continue to live by this, so the "watermelon" and the "black slave" It’s natural to connect people together. Now there is a slang term in the Stars and Stripes, which is called'Black people love to eat watermelon', which means full of discrimination."

After hearing this, Xiao Peng nodded and stretched out his thumb and said: "You are right, Lao Pan, soak this watermelon in the well, let's eat it by ourselves, and let them watch it! The only thing here is China, if I discriminate Do you still make you feel comfortable here? Hey, I said, why haven't you left yet!"

50Cent blinked: "Aren't we here to welcome you back."

"Come less!" Xiao Peng patted his stomach: "I think you live in a too comfortable place and don't want to leave, right?"

After hearing this, 50Cent sighed: "Who said no? I feel like living in heaven now. They told me to go back and record the show. I won't go back anymore. Look at me. The original eight-pack abs has now become two. It's a piece - one piece above, one piece below."

Xiao Peng laughed loudly: "No, there is a gym on the island. Look at Eminem. How good is your body shape? Why are you blowing into a balloon?"

50Cent shook his head: "

How good is Mr. Mu's mental quality? I can't do it calmly with the monsters on your island. "

Eminem explained to Xiao Peng: “That’s the way this guy sees he feels like X, he has to challenge the people on your island, but the abuser never dares to go to the gym anymore. Even if he goes there is to play sports cars. Game."

Xiao Peng stretched out his thumb: "The small glass heart is too fragile."

50Cent straightened his chest: "This is called the dignity of a man. I am not as shameless as you guys!"

Eminem blinked: "You continue to insist on your dignity here, Xiao, what shall we eat tonight? Who do you think is coming?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the voice of a girl behind shouted: "Xiao!" When he turned his head, he saw a girl rushing over and jumping up to hug him.

"Haili! Come down! Are you making me kneel at the keyboard at night?" No one else came here, but Eminem's daughter Haili.

Haley didn't come down, but smiled at Emilia: "Emilia won't mind, right?"

Emilia blinked: "No, I mind, especially if you are about to suffocate my fiance to death."

Hai Li's posture is not elegant, Xiao Peng's head is just buried in front of her chest.

After hearing Emilia's words, Haili blushed and jumped out of Xiao Peng's arms.

Xiao Peng asked, "Haili, why are you here?"

Haili smiled: "It's definitely not for you. I'm not interested in married couples. I'm here for the cute panda! God, after my dad sent him a picture of him holding a panda, I just I rushed over directly from the Star Striped Nation. Is there any animal on this planet that is cuter than a panda? You have a panda, which is so enviable!"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "It's just a pet. What are you doing so excited? You can eat and pull."

"What do you know!" Haili took out her mobile phone and said, "Look at my social media. It is full of interactions between me and pandas. I don't know how many people are envious. Now more and more people follow my INS. Now, a group of my friends want to come here to see pandas. Xiao, can I let them come?"

Xiao Peng didn't even want to answer directly: "Of course it is... No! I want to see pandas go to the zoo, there are many there."

"But here you can interact closely with pandas!" Hai Li said.

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "You can also go to the panda sanctuary, you can go to Shu, you can also travel! Didn't you think you still like pandas?

"Of course!" Hailey pointed to the brooch on her chest and said, "Did you see it? I have this!"

Xiao Peng blinked: "Panda brooch? What does it mean?"

Hailey explained: "This is the first souvenir from the Giant Panda Pavilion in the San Diego Zoo. This is the souvenir from my father when he took me to the San Diego Zoo to see "White Clouds" in 1996. This **** Apu, and What trade war are you fighting in China? My favorite "Baiyun" can't be kept! I have also participated in the "Baiyun" farewell party."

This ‘Baiyun’ is the name of a giant panda. Since arriving in San Diego in 1996, it has always been a symbol of the San Diego Zoo. The western part of the entire Star Strip country can only see giant pandas there. In more than 20 years now, "Baiyun" has given birth to six cubs, becoming the giant panda with the most children in overseas zoos.

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Just this year, the lease agreement between the two countries expired, so "Baiyun" will return to China with its children. This can make the people in the western part of the Star-Tangled Nation depressed. In fact, the return date of "Baiyun" was determined a long time ago, but the panda enthusiasts in the western part of the Star-Tangled Nation still pushed the matter to Apu, thinking it was him After the trade war, China brought the panda home. . . . . .

At this moment, a voice suddenly came out from behind them: "Mr. Samuel, with all due respect, I think you should reflect on it. At least in terms of raising pandas, you should learn from the Japanese people."

Xiao Peng only noticed that there was also a black girl wearing a bikini on the scene. Xiao Peng took a closer look and almost sprayed out. The fabric on her body was only as big as Xiao Peng’s palm. What was even more terrifying was the big breasts. That's called an exaggeration, at least F cup! If this chest wasn't artificial, Xiao Peng would cut off his head and kick it!

Of course, this is not to say that a woman's **** can't grow so big, but they can still be so round and not drooping. Isn't this fake?

"This is?" Xiao Peng asked curiously.

The girl smiled and walked to 50cent, and stretched out her hand to Xiao Peng: "My name is Liz Wall, and I am 50cent's girlfriend."

Xiao Peng did not shake hands with her, but asked, "Then why do you say I want to learn from the Japanese people?"

Liz said: "I've seen pandas in the country. They washed the pandas clean. Look at you again. The pandas are dirty. Can't you wash it more and pay attention to its appearance? How dirty it is to make it roll around on the ground like this."

Xiao Peng sighed and said, "I used to hear the term'big **** and no brains' and thought it was an exaggeration. Now it seems to be true. Your name is Liz, right? Then listen carefully. It secretes a kind of grease, which will increase the panda’s resistance, and he rolls around to maintain its wildness. If the grease is washed away, it will cause the panda’s resistance to decrease and get sick easily. Liz, speak Think about it before, or it will make people laugh!"

After hearing Xiao Peng's words, the atmosphere on the scene became embarrassing. Yang Meng just came over at this moment: "Damn, are you stupid? What are you standing here for? Go, let's eat watermelon! That watermelon is really sweet."

Everyone: "..."

Xiao Peng patted 50Cent on the shoulder: "Go, beat him!"

50Cent's head shook like a rattle: "I don't have the habit of being abused. If I go, it will be a beating!"

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "Let him beat you up and I will be happy. What kind of woman are you leading! Forget it, as long as you like it, we're going to eat watermelon. Stay here."

Liz watched Xiao Peng and the others leave, widening his eyes and said: "What did they just say? Eat watermelon? My God..."

"Shut up!" 50Cent said to Liz: "Close your mouth in the future, and, wear more clothes! This is China! It's not your **** home!"

"Are you murdering me?" Liz looked at 50cent in disbelief, looking like he was dripping.

"Don't be such a ghost with me!" 50cent widened his eyes: "You will be ashamed here and go straight back to the Stars and Stripes! Hey, wait for me! I also want to eat watermelon!"