Gold Medal Mediator

???? tropics.

???? The change in global temperature also affects the temperature of the sea water to some extent, and many tropical fish are frozen to death in the rapidly falling water temperature, just like when the temperature rose before, many Antarctic and South Pole the same as the death of the boreal creatures.

???? However, according to what Hua Baihe's system said before, this apocalypse seems to be opened by an extremely special energy—

????The rapidly changing temperature contains a vigorous energy of life, so that many animals did not face death in the first time, and in the temperature rise and fall, many animals are lingering and dying Unconsciously wrapped in that special energy, at an astonishing speed, it completed the evolution and quickly adapted to the new environment.

???? In the human world, even the rotten bones that have been buried deep in the ground are driven by that strange energy to break out like spring shoots.

???? As for those thousand-year-old trees, wolves, tigers and leopards that were originally strong and grew in the deep mountains, some of them have also completed a new round of natural selection changes. The pet dog and the mice in the sewers all changed their forms.

???? Humans are no exception.

???? After the high temperature on the first night and the continuous severe cold on the second day, some of the humans who survived with difficulty fell into a state of constant high fever and coma. .

???? Among them, some of them are taken care of by relatives and friends, but more of them are in the predicament of displacement, and they can only take advantage of the time they are still awake to protect themselves Find a place that is as safe as possible, and then it is up to you to live or die.

???? At that time, no one knew that those who could wake up with a high fever became the first batch of power users in the end times.

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???? "Wow" and "Wow" waves sounded in his ears, Hua Baihe has been nervous from the beginning, and now when he is sleepy, he can be successfully hypnotized by this sound level.

????Since Sophia appeared by her side, her state has begun to slack off to an extent that she can't imagine...

???? It seems that as long as she sees this guy in front of her now, no matter how dangerous the world is, the other party can protect her.

???? Even those tasks that are more difficult each time, and the "deep-sea phobia" that plagues her now, have become insignificant.

???? The system reminded her when it first discovered this situation—

???? Hua Baihe also knew that she was in a wrong state, so she immediately adjusted her mentality, ignoring the immovable zero progress between the son of the world and his object, the first thing she had to overcome was Fear of the deep sea.

???? Now Fu Guangqi and Siren are in the sea most of the time, plus she and Sophia, which means that for quite some time in the future, no matter where the progress starts, the location All are likely to be in the sea.

???? The fatal point of "fear of water" is very likely to cause Hua Baihe's mission to fail this time.

???? She doesn't want to fail, she also wants to meet this person again... in the endless world, and meet again many times.

???? So at this moment, she is in the protection circle of the other party, relying on the water breathing ability that she got by the lottery, and gradually probes deeper into the water.

????At first, at a place close to the sea level, Hua Baihe looked at the extremely close sky light, and could clearly see the small fish swimming around him, and his muscles were not so tight.

???? There are also double encouragements from the system and Sophia ringing in my mind—

???? "Come on, hold on, I can see things near you, and I'll let you know in advance of what's passing by."

???? "Don't be afraid, I'm always by your side. When you're afraid, just reach out to me and I'll hold you tightly."

???? But just like this slowly diving to a position of about 150 meters, Hua Baihe felt that the light on the sea was slowly moving away.

???? Her hands were constantly turning white nervously, and the rhythm of breathing was much faster. The system noticed it at the first time and started chatting with her ramble to divert her attention. .

???? The system says that the breathing ability she draws is not as tasteless as she thought, it is a filter membrane that fits on the skin - as long as she enters the water, no matter the seabed The water temperature will be automatically adjusted to the most suitable temperature for her, which ensures that her physical strength will not be quickly lost in the low temperature sea water.

Squeezed adult dry.

Rehydrate at any time.

???? Listening to Hua Baihe in the Science Lecture Hall: "…"

???? She was suddenly filled with a pile of strange high-tech chemical materials, and the whole person stopped in the sea water more than 180 meters motionless, as if she had fallen asleep .

???? Sophia thought she fainted from fright, the ice blue fish tail flicked, and easily swam to her side, one hand slipped to her waist, the other hand gently supported He leaned on the back of her neck and kissed her lips.

???? Then, a smiling voice sounded clearly in her mind:

???? "If you pass out here, I'll call some sharks and whales over and get you in front of them."

???? Hua Baihe: “…”

???? She suddenly woke up!

???? While looking at the mad mermaid in front of her with wide eyes in horror, Hua Baihe secretly said to the system in her heart:

???? "What should I do, Tonger?"

???? System: "?"

???? The system rolled its eyes and asked her, "Are you finally scared?"

???? Hua Baihe said loudly: "I thought about it, that picture is so exciting, what should I do? Will she find out?"

???? System: "...when I didn't ask."

???? It seems that he was shocked by Hua Baihe's ingenious and bottomless brain circuit. When the system just captured the energy of this world for calculation, it suddenly made a fork, causing The previous calculation was wrong.

???? It despairedly sent another emoji: "[I can't figure it out.jpg]"

Blocked water leaks.

???? However, Hua Baihe did not share the slightest sympathy with this partner who walked side by side with him.

???? She thought of a picture.

???? That was when she was very young. Once when she went to the Ocean Park to play, she passed through the small underwater tunnel. When she looked up, she saw the transparent glass roof Above, a graceful diver, following the swimming action of the little black killer whale, hovered and swam by its side.

???? The diver was not wearing the usual tights, but wearing slightly flowing colored clothes. As she circled in the water, the light blue colored clothes circled around The tumbling little killer whale seemed to wrap a layer of aqua blue clothes on the black and white one.

???? At this moment, Hua Baihe changed the picture—

???? Flocks of sharks and whales swim by with their tails waving around, while she and the extremely beautiful Sophia in the center are tightly wrapped around each other and dance in the sea...

???? "...That picture is really beautiful." Hua Baihe was amazed by his own imagination.

???? She seems to have opened the door to a new world!

???? also accepted the system of the dirty picture in her mind: "…"

???? "...This host is really poisonous." It murmured and sighed.

???? The system originally thought that in this new world it chose, one of the protagonists was non-human, and after becoming the patriarch, it would become a hermaphrodite mermaid, with Hua Baihe's curved A thorough temperament may not be able to accept half-male stuff.

???? But it still miscalculated!

???? The objects collected by this **** woman in the previous worlds, so brazenly borrowed Siren's scales, and took Hua Baihe to experience the pleasure of a male and female. The host is about to cultivate into a realm that is invincible and fearless!

???? The system feels that its selections are like a gourd baby saving grandpa...

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???? Seeing that this Hua Baihe is about to accumulate enough 1,000 postures to become a lecherous demon that causes great mental damage to a minor system of it!

???? The system is a hate!

???? It temporarily abandoned the idea of ​​continuing to select in the middle and high world, and decided to shift Hua Baihe's attention to other areas, so after a brief setback, it began to seriously attack That world energy, decided to analyze the strange energy source, and strive to help Hua Baihe to research the ingredients of the zombie vaccine.

???? In this way, the tragic end of Siren and Fu Guangqi being arrested for research in the future can also be prevented in advance.

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???? As for Hua Baihe, she regretfully gave up the idea of ​​pretending to be dizzy.

???? Because she is worried about a guy who is not a human now and has no taboos in doing things, if she can't pretend to be in the middle of it, the scene will be very embarrassing.

???? Hua Baihe rehearsed a small theater for himself in his mind, and at the same time sank into deeper water, only to the dark area at 300 meters, and was caught by Sophia Pulled up and brought her to the surface.

???? Now, they are on the waterway in the tropics.

???? Siren still stubbornly believes that Hua Baihe is her person, she will go wherever the other party goes, and she is determined to be the biggest fish in the same industry to make light bulbs!

???? And Fu Guangqi was a little aimless at first.

???? After all, he only left the "Blue Ocean" base because he wanted to save Qu Muchun. It stands to reason that now he has no reason to follow this group, and he can even return to Check out your own home.

???? However, what Siren said a few days ago attracted him.

???? That is what the siren said to Qu Muchun, she said:

???? "I was here, in the last world, and I loved you the same way."

????Fu Guangqi is also a person who has the memory of the previous life.

???? But, in his memory, the person this Mermaid Siren loved was obviously him.

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???? He wants to know the exact contents of Siren's memory.

????Want to know, is it a dream, an extravagant wish, or everything that really happened.

???? Now, the front of his gaze is the back of the Siren showing his shoulders and neck on the sea. The long seaweed-colored hair is a wave-shaped curve that spreads all the way to the bottom of the water.

???? But Siren didn't seem to notice his sight, or even if he did, it wouldn't matter.

???? Because her eyes are focused on the scene further ahead...

???? Realizing the center, two figures emerged from the bottom of the sea, Sophia with silvery white hair hugged Qu Muchun's waist intimately, and from time to time came close to her ear, pretending to use a slightly pointed Hu Ya bit Qu Muchun's ear, and then the man raised his hand embarrassingly to push him.

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???? Siren's heart was full of anger, but because he couldn't beat Sophia at all, he simply went to scourge the fish around, turning a blind eye to this unsightly kin and conscienceless "object" .

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???? in a few days.

???? Tropics, in light blue waters.

???? A huge turtle paddled slowly, swimming in the light blue water, occasionally sticking its head out and biting a small shrimp that came to him.

???? until it reaches its destination.

???? It was a clean, white rock with neither coral nor aquatic plants, the side facing up was flat and white, like an object that had been used for many years, The central part is smooth and shiny.

???? That's the old turtle's destination.

???? It tried to dock on the "helipad" of the seabed as usual, but just swim to the top of the stone, when the shadow shrouded, it found itself Today's huge body, some embarrassing that there is nowhere to put it...

???? It stands to reason that it should be just right when it landed on top of it before, and it can even accommodate several of its own family next to it, and everyone can enjoy the sunbathing under the sea and the "massage of the starfish" "Service, but it just slept for a while, how does it seem like the place has shrunk?

???? There was a bit of tired dazedness in the black eyes of the big turtle, swam around the stone for a long time, and then resolutely fell down...

???? There was a bang on the seabed nearby, and the movement rippled with the water waves, causing many nearby tropical fish to turn around and run away.

???? And the big turtle still failed to land, for no other reason. Its body is so big now that it almost shook the platform, and it was about to collapse. mean.

???? In addition, it also pressed down on a large area of ​​water plants nearby, scaring the aborigines inside:

???? "What's the matter? Earthquake?"

???? "The submarine volcano erupted again?

???? A group of similar stature, with gray-black stripes on their bodies, and blue-brown starfish ran out of their own homes, dazedly communicating while watching the situation.

???? And met a huge black eye.

???? Xingziyu No.1: “…”

???? It turned away in fright, until it heard the turtle say slowly, "It's me."

????Xingziyu No.1: "???"

??? Some old wounds on the upper and tortoise shells have been magnified countless times, including the size of the body. It is precisely because of this that there was such a big movement when they landed before.

???? When a group of starfish heard the movement, they all ran to it's side curiously, and after a long time they breathed a sigh of relief:

????"Oops, old man, it's you, you didn't say it sooner, I thought it was some stupid shark who was stunned and committed a suicide attack on our little massage club 'Woolen cloth."

????"Our family is a small business, and we finally found this treasure land and signed a long-term cooperation contract with you. This month's food has not yet arrived, old turtle, can you? Don't tear down our new home."

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, a little uncomfortable."

???? "Forget it, forgive you, we have also seen the changes around this time, you are not too few, and the stupid next door has also grown bigger recently. A lot of them, every night in the middle of the night with noise pollution, everyone in our family is getting a headache from the noise, today is a bit better, you can go out to do business, you have caught up with a good time."

???? "But you have to move the ground, this place can't be crushed for you."

Seagrass shouted:

???? "Hungry babies! Come out to pick up guests!"

???? As soon as the voice fell, four or five starfish emerged from the seagrass and drilled towards the turtle. One starfish was responsible for cleaning the turtle's limbs, standing in the front left Near the legs, after eating the small parasitic things and seaweed on the old skin, it secretly looked at the turtle with its eyes closed.

???? fell asleep! very good! Can't see it from this angle!

???? It didn't bother to swim to other places to find new food. It smelled the thin protective mucus on the surface of the turtle's skin and opened its mouth to bite the already clean skin!

???? "Not here."

????The turtle moved its forelimbs and easily pushed the little starfish, which was almost negligible for its size, without even opening its eyes during the whole process open.

???? Because the turtle's voice is very loud, the surrounding clans don't agree with the child who made a mistake, and it does not dare to continue to eat the protective layer on the customer's body The mucus is gone, so he can only wiggle his tail honestly and diligently find new parasites to eat.

???? So, when Hua Baihe followed Sofia to this legendary tropical "massage" industry, what she saw was a big turtle that made her tremble with fear , lying on the bottom of the sea and letting a bunch of fish drill around on it.

???? Sophia sensed her nervousness, raised her hand and patted her waist, indicating not to be afraid.

???? She looked left and right, and easily found the clean place. She first swam to lie down, then waved to Hua Baihe and said:

???? "Come up, lie down."

???? Hua Baihe: "???"

????…

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???? Sophia was lying on the clean rock, Hua Baihe was lying in her arms, and there were fish in the surrounding water plants hearing the movement, each popping out their heads, watching secretly Two new guests.

???? In addition to the mermaid king, there is also a two-legged monster that has never been seen before.

???? The star fish patriarch is well-informed and knows that the people who can come to the door are all for massage, and immediately rushed up, while near the ice blue fish tail Turning around, he opened his mouth and said:

????"Welcome, the Mermaid King is here for the first time, please lie down! Our service here usually ranges from half an hour to an hour, and you can sleep after waiting for a long time. Take a nap and rest."

???? Hua Baihe couldn't hear the communication between the fishes, she just lay on the bottom of the sea and looked curiously at the fishes swimming past her on the top.

???? Not long after, three or four small fish came to her tentatively and swirled around. They noticed that she was very relaxed and began to approach slowly. Finally, on her exposed fingers, Spinning between her toes, eating the dead skin from her body.

???? Some fish were excited to drill into her collar and trousers, but before Hua Baihe could do it, Sophia lifted the small things away.

???? At this moment, there was a soft sound of "Boom!"

???? Hua Baihepa pulled Sophia by the shoulders and stuck her head out to see what was going on nearby. Sophia happened to hear the head of the starfish complaining, and by the way she translated a sentence with a smile:

????" That's the neighbor next to these fish, they all call it Big Head, I don't know what the scientific name is, but that guy seems to be specializing in shellfish, and every time he finds one, he will The shellfish are beaten near the nest until the shell is broken and the meat inside is eaten."

???? Hua Baihe nodded, she had seen the neighbors of these "clean fish"—

???? A big orange-pink fish, the skin on the mouth is particularly thick, and the head looks like a swollen, hammer-resistant, swollen head. I don’t know where to find it now A large, tightly closed shell.

???? It used its head to push the shell against a large stone, and then slammed into the shell, and the impact made the big shell bang on the stone. , and then slowly rolled down to the sand on the bottom of the sea.

???? There is no need to doubt its success rate in smashing shells, because the place where it is located is full of various shell fragments, sticking its head out of the sand.

???? Hua Baihe was shocked by this never-before-seen underwater world. I didn't expect this fish's IQ to be able to beat monkeys!

???? With the help of tools, you can think of it!

???? Seems to be aware of the exclamation in her eyes, the fish glanced in the direction of Hua Baihe in the middle of the beating, and then went back to work.

???? Sophia was holding her, and while enjoying the "kissing massage" service and washing jio service of these little fish, she introduced the industry of this tropical sea to her:

????"The cleaning fish here is just one of them, and there is another kind next to it, which is specially used to treat other fish. It can get into the mouth of the fish and eat the parasitic bacteria in the mouth. Lose."

???? "Even when the sharks arrive there, they have to queue up obediently, because the business of the 'clinic' is very hot."

???? Hua Baihe couldn't help laughing and subconsciously imagined the big shark on the bottom of the sea as a one-eyed black gangster. The door of the clinic, under the order of the delicate and petite doctor, opened his mouth reluctantly and let out a sound:

???? "Ah~"

????…

???? Fu Guangqi also followed to this sea area.

???? Siren disappeared again, he wanted to keep Qu Muchun far away, but the appearance of that man and a certain mermaid made him a straight man of steel. So much so that he circled around for a long time.

???? As a result, the customer, the old turtle, who had been lying down before, thought he was waiting in line for service, so he opened his eyes and looked at him for a while, then got up and paddled back in a short time.

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???? But there are still some who are hungry, their heads popping out of the seaweed, staring at him with green light in their eyes, as if to say:

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????Fu Guangqi: "…"

???? He inexplicably understood the eyes of those fishes, and finally he was greeted on the platform of Hua Baihe and the two of them, followed by a dozen or so enthusiastic little fishes Jumping out of the grass, one of them kissed his mouth with extra enthusiasm.

???? Hua Baihe, who listened to Sophia popularizing interesting knowledge points, turned his head and reminded him with a smile:

???? "I heard that most of the cleaner fish are also hermaphrodites?"

???? Fu Guangqi's face immediately became a little complicated.

???? But soon, he didn't know what to think, looked at Hua Baihe, and looked at Sophia who was holding her, with a bit of hesitation in his expression.

???? Hua Baihe noticed his hesitant expression, so he looked left and right, and muttered inadvertently:

????"I don't know what's good in this tropical area..."

???? Sophia stared at her with a half-smile, and naturally understood what she meant to let go, so she could only raise her hand and gently pinched her waist, which was passed on in her mind A word, and then let her go, let her stay in this place alone, and swam a short distance away by herself.

???? Hua Baihe sat cross-legged in that place, looked at Fu Guangqi, who was surrounded by a dozen or so starfish, raised his chin at him, and motioned him to ask if he had something to say.

???? Fu Guangqi also used the mode of voice transmission with her.

???? "Are you going to stay in the sea with this mermaid?"

???? Hua Baihe smiled at him, as if he did not know the beginning of the end of the world, and replied: "No, I plan to go home and take a look after a while, since After coming to the pill company, I haven't been home yet this year."

???? Seeing the smile on her face, Fu Guangqi didn't know whether to remind her for a while, maybe the home she was looking forward to has now turned into ruins.

???? Doomsday is coming, zombies are rampant, and ordinary people in this world who have no power to bind chickens are not friendly.

????If Qu Muchun can't find her parents...

???? In a short period of time, Fu Guangqi thought of a lot of things, but in the end he just mentioned another thing:

????" When I listened to Siren and Sophia chatting, the secret place of the mermaid's inheritance was opened, which caused some bad effects on the current world, or else, You wait until the two of them go to close the secret place and then go home?"

???? His face was very calm, and there was no sign of lying.

???? In fact, only he knows that the so-called "heard" is simply nonsense.

???? He is just, the mermaid ability left in his body in the last life began to awaken slowly, including the inheritance memory of the mermaid family also appeared in his mind.

???? According to legend, after the forbidden land of the mermaid is opened in the wrong way, it will leak a very strange energy, which will cause a huge blow to the mermaid and the whole world.

???? He once took a look on land while following Sophia and Siren.

???? That's what he remembered, the doomsday scene.

???? However, as long as you associate this legend with the power of the patriarch suddenly obtained by the siren, it is not difficult to find that maybe this guess is right.

???? And…

???? I heard that the mermaid inheritance forbidden area is full of secret treasures, maybe I can know the answer to the memory of him and the siren.

???? There is a lot of selfishness in Fu Guangqi’s suggestion, but only one point is true—

???? He didn't want Qu Muchun to go ashore to suffer those crimes.

????If Hua Baihe is the real Qu Muchun who doesn't know anything, she will definitely ask "What is the bad influence?"

???? But now, she just smiled and shook her head:

???? "Sophia won't let me go, I know."

???? Unless the other party is willing to go ashore with her, it will be difficult for her to set foot on land in this world.

???? As if he was brought up on a topic he didn't want to talk about, Hua Baihe immediately put away his emotions and asked instead:

???? "You didn't ask me about this before, did you?"

???? When she spoke, her eyes were on Fu Guangqi's face, as if she didn't want to let go of his performance.

????Fu Guangqi was not a person who was full of joy and anger, but the confusion in his heart lingered for so long that he, a biologist who has always been firm in materialism, actually A question was asked:

???? "Do you believe in past lives?"

???? As soon as he finished speaking, he was stunned for a moment.

???? "Believe it, or you think it's not long since I met Siren, why is she so obsessed with me? And..."

???? She lengthened her tone and deliberately sold her off.

???? After realizing that Fu Guangqi's attention was all on her body, she blinked at the man, pretending to be mysterious:

???? "Did you know?"

????" The first time I saw Sophia, I felt that I had found love, and in my mind-here, there were many, many pictures, which seemed to be the past lives of me and her ."

???? She pointed to her head and stuck her tongue out to Fu Guangqi:

???? "What was your past life like? I've been dragged by a siren to tell my heart lately, maybe she's mistaken... Did you know mermaids in your past life?"

???? Fu Guangqi did not speak.

???? Because the other party is all right.

???? He fell into thinking, but Hua Baihe's sentence "I think I found love" echoed in his mind.

????Love, that was something he once felt he could never live with.

???? Does he love sirens?

???? Fu Guangqi asked himself a question, but he couldn't hear the answer in his heart.

???? Hua Baihe looked at him with a smile on the opposite side of him, only she could hear the systematic complaints in her mind:

???? "Love?"

???? "This is a capitalist friendship, right?"

???? "Isn't it good to build socialism hand in hand?"

???? Hua Baihe: “…”

???? Hua Baihe: "Shut up Tonger, I'm going to play like this, don't interfere with my task, okay?"

???? The system reluctantly closed its mouth.

???? To the system's astonishment, Hua Baihe's flickering actually made Fu Guangqi fall into contemplation, and he couldn't help shivering:

???? What made a generation of geniuses lose their minds to think about the true meaning of love here?

???? This deceptive mouth of Hua Baihe is terrible!

????…

???? When Sophia came back, what she saw was Hua Baihe looking at Fu Guangqi "with affection".

???? Actually, Hua Baihe just stared at the progress bar above his head, secretly anxious.

???? It is said that everything is difficult at the beginning, and once some feelings start, it is like a flood that opens the gate.

???? It means that if two people who love each other hit each other casually, the level of affection will be like sitting on a rocket, and it will continue to develop.

???? System: "…"

???? At this moment, Sophia fell in the middle of the two, holding a fish in her hand and raised it to Huabaihe:

???? "I finally found this guy, the meat is very tender, but you like cooked food, right? Go, go ashore."

???? Hua Baihe was interrupted by her to stare at Fu Guangqi's progress bar. She didn't really want to leave. Voice transmission to Sophia:

???? "Where did you get that fish? I haven't seen it anywhere near here."

???? Sophia has always been responsive to her requests, and immediately replied: "The water temperature is very high on the other side of the volcano, and it seems to be catching up with the frequent activities of the volcano recently, and I am still in the magma. Caught this thing near the flow."

????"It lives in a high temperature environment, the scales on the outside are tough, but the meat on the inside is extra tender."

???? Hua Baihe listened to popular science, and her expression became more complicated.

???? Sophia: "?"

???? Hua Baihe moved her throat, and after a while, pointed to the fish that was flicking its tail in her hand:

???? "How do you eat this stuff?"

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???? She is inexplicably in awe of this heat-resistant fish.

???? Should it be frozen?

???? Eating sashimi?

???? Hua Baihe was a little confused.

???? Sophia seemed to understand her unfinished meaning, and then replied solemnly:

???? "Yeah, if it's not cooked, you can only eat chilled fish fillets for lunch today."

???? Hua Baihe frowned immediately, looking very tangled, not knowing whether to sacrifice the principle of "don't eat raw fish" for his appetite.

???? Sophia looked at Fu Guangqi, who seemed to have settled next to him, pulled Hua Baihe up from the spot, and took her to swim towards the sea alone.

???? Halfway through, Hua Baihe heard a broadcast from the system: "Fu Guangqi's emotional progress, 1!"

???? Hua Baihe said in his heart, "You can teach me!"

???? System: "…"

???? It just thinks that Fu Guangqi really loves Siren, falling in love makes people's IQ drop, and Fu Guangqi, who is in a normal state, must have fooled Hua Baihe back.

???? Meanwhile.

???? Sophia surfaced, raised the fish, smiled at Hua Baihe and said:

???? "How was the 'massage' service just now?"

???? Hua Baihe didn't know what it meant: "Is it okay?"

???? Sophia walked around her waist with the other hand and whispered: "But they still can't be pressed in some places, why don't I help you?"

???? Hua Baihe: "???"

???? She quickly grabbed Sophia's hand that slipped down.

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???? Sophia innocently said: "Fuck you."

???? Hua Baihe: "...?"

???? As a host who is not allowed to fall in love, of course she cannot let go.

???? However, someone did not give up, and even recalled the way those "clean fish" spoke just now, and consciously massaged the "customer", the attitude should be better, so for his own business , reluctantly changed to a gentle way:

???? "Excuse me, please raise your butt, I'm going in to give you a massage."