Golden Assistant

But Xiao Yi was hired by Lu Zhou personally. He would spend a few days during the New Year to discuss with Lu Zhou.

Xiao Yi: "Yes, brother Zhou, how do you live the New Year."

"I don't know." Lu Zhou said: "Watch TV at home."

Xiao Yi asked: "How did you live last year?"

Lu Zhou: "In Paris."

Xiao Yi: "..."

"What about the year before?" Xiao Yi asked again.

"With Zhang Xinran." Lu Zhou said: "What's wrong? Have something to say."

Lu Zhougang came back from the meeting with his friends and sat in the car. Xiao Yi drove without squinting and said, "Uh... I was thinking, I'm going home for the New Year in a few days, how about you?"

Lu Zhou: "..."

Xiao Yi instantly had a hunch to hear Lu Zhou roar.

However, Lu Zhou did not, just said: "You go to the New Year, don't worry about me."

Xiao Yi was overjoyed and said, "When will I come back?"

"Yo, still want to come back?" Lu Zhou sincerely said: "Go home and grow vegetables, brother, the working people of the motherland need you."

Xiao Yi: "..."

Xiao Yi parked the car in the garage, Lu Zhou fell on the door, and left in a lifetime.

Xiao Yi removed the fifteen pairs of shoes bought from Lu Zhou’s Taobao from the back seat box, moved them home, and when Lu Zhou ordered them, he had to carry them back to his room, but Lu Zhou said: "Take Come and see me."

Xiao Yi had to unpack, hoping that Lu Zhou would find the packaging very annoying, and let him take all his shoes out and throw them away, but Lu Zhou did not.

Lu Zhou took a pair of shoes and said, "Forty-four?"

Xiao Yi: "Eh..."

Xiao Yi was wearing a forty-three, obviously one size smaller, so he had to put Lu Zhou on sneakers and tied his shoelaces.

Xiao Yi: "Are you young?"

Lu Zhou: "..."

"Do you wear it yourself? Ah? You wear it yourself." Lu Zhou was almost mad at Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi put on another one, walked a few steps, said with a smile: "I just wear it!"

What Lu Zhou looked like was to throw Xiao Yi into the shoe box to return the goods. Xiao Yi was brutally scolded by Lu Zhou that night, fifteen pairs of shoes totaled 4,300, all deducted from Xiao Yi's salary , Xiao Yi had to take pictures one by one and send them to the circle of friends to sell...

"Then where do we go for the New Year, Brother Zhou." Xiao Yi said.

"Aren't you going home?" Lu Zhou looked at the ipad held by Xiao Yi, brushing Taobao leisurely, and said.

"No, no," Xiao Yi quickly said with a smile: "I don't plan to go home, because there are so many people in the Spring Festival Festival, I can't buy tickets."

"Oh?" Lu Zhou said: "I went abroad for a vacation, and I will leave tomorrow. Since you don't leave, leave a housekeeping."

Xiao Yi: "..."

"Turn pages!" Lu Zhou said.

Xiao Yi turned the page immediately, and thought to go back to book a ticket later, and I knew you had to fix me. Lu Zhou stared at a dress for almost thirty seconds, and Xiao Yi said, "This...do you want this?"

"You're crazy!" Lu Zhou said: "Who do I buy a dress for! Turn the page."

Xiao Yi thought he could go home, but would Lu Zhou lie to him again? It seems that I have not heard the company say that Lu Zhou is going to go abroad for the New Year. And I haven't heard him say this recently...

Xiao Yi accompanied Lu Zhou to finish Taobao, reported the latest trends of Weibo and gossip, and found that Zhang Xinran's thing had faded, and everyone was brushing the latest news of Li Long March. Before the holiday, Du Mei still said that he had to cooperate with the propaganda after the year, give Lu Zhou a gossip hype, and let Xiao Yi pay more attention to it, but what can he do recently?

Lu Zhou made a noise and was about to go to sleep. Xiao Yi returned to his room and started to see the plane tickets. They were all gone, leaving only the first class. In order to go home, Xiao Yi bought his teeth, just bought the plane ticket, and shouted again in the next room.

"Hey!"

Xiao Yi passed immediately and saw Lu Zhou calling on the bed and said, "Then don't go. Let's talk next year."

Xiao Yi: "???

Xiao Yi stood at the door, and Lu Zhou said, "I'm not going abroad anymore. It's bad luck for me. I have to face your face and book a plane ticket for the New Year."

Xiao Yi: "Book a ticket?"

Lu Zhou: "Take you out for the New Year! What are you doing at home, do you want to suffocate me?"

Xiao Yi returned to the room and arranged a trip for himself and Lu Zhou. It's crazy, looking at the ticket, first class-more than three thousand! Suddenly there was an idea in my heart, went to the next door and asked Lu Zhou, said: "Brother Zhou, where do you want to play?"

Lu Zhou: "Randomly."

So Xiao Yi was caught in his brain, and the next day, he honestly said: "Brother Zhou, the visa may not be in time, we can only spend New Year in China."

Lu Zhou said: "Don't go to a place that is too cold, but it can't be too hot either. It needs to feel winter. It can also be in the country. Find a lively place. Don't be found by fans. Be quiet. Have a New Year's feeling. The air is better. The scenery is beautiful, the food should be healthy, and it has been a long time since the atmosphere. Don’t have a tour group or too many people, the hotel owner should be enthusiastic, not too excessive, and the New Year must have a group dinner. There is a hot spring Just better."

Xiao Yi: "..."

After finishing a bunch of contradictory requests, Lu Zhou said: "Hotel staff should be friendly, check and evaluate more, one, set, want, have, hot, water."

Xiao Yi dared to find such a place is harder than climbing the sky, even Beijing does not necessarily meet Lu Zhou's requirements.

Go to Lijiang? Fans will definitely be chased into dogs. Xiao Yi has only one person. It can be expected that he will be pushed down by his army of fans and stepped on his face. Only the Southeast Asia region is the best place to wait for a visa. Japan is only in China, South Korea... not even better. Thailand...doesn't work, Thai people can recognize Lu Zhou most of the time, Hong Kong and Taiwan...can't work.

It was too cold in the northeast and hot in the three Asia-Pacific regions. Xiao Yi's heart emerged as he carried Lu Zhou's bag while he followed his **** expression.

Let's not talk about the hot springs. It must be lively, have no fans, and have a group dinner. How is this possible! When two people eat a group dinner, Lu Zhou wants to eat with a stinky face, hey?

Yes.

"Xiao Yi Xiao Yi—" The voice of the coordinating elder sister said in WeChat: "Finally kill the youth, but the writer will still stare at the later stage. We will finish eating in Sanlitun on New Year's Eve and go to the bar after eating. Are you coming?"

Xiao Yi said: "Although I really want to go...Sister An, but I have already figured out where to go during the New Year."

"Okay--" The overall plan said: "Come and come to our company to play, my sister takes you to eat delicious food."

Xiao Yi's heart was full of enthusiasm.

Xiao Yi asked Lu Zhou for an ID card, glanced at it, and almost burst out laughing, Lu Zhou shouted: "Your one! You take it to see! Whose ID photo is not ugly......"

Xiao Yi laughed down on the stairs with Lu Zhou's ID card. Lu Zhou gritted his teeth and grabbed Xiao Yi's ID card. Xiao Yi's ID was very handsome. Lu Zhou said nothing immediately.

"Where to go? Is the location set?" Lu Zhou saw Xiao Yi coming down the stairs.

"It's set." Xiao Yi said, "Start tomorrow."

Lu Zhou stared at Xiao Yi, and after seeing Xiao Yi not knowing where he was going for a while, he threatened: "If you don't meet the requirements, you...you just..."

"The minions are from the palace." Xiao Yi sincerely said.

Lu Zhou: "You remember it for me. When the time comes, I will help you."

The next day, Xiao Yi drove Lu Zhou to the airport. The trolley case was pushed one by one, one on his back, and a Hermes of Lu Zhou hanging on his neck. Xiao Yi took Lu Zhou’s boarding pass when boarding. After leaving the first-class aisle, Lu Zhou's face changed and said, "Wuhan? Why do you go to Wuhan?"

"Wuhan is very good." Xiao Yi turned the magazine on the plane and said, "The New Year is lively."

Lu Zhou looked at Xiao Yi suspiciously. Xiao Yi asked, "Brother Zhou, have you been?"

Lu Zhou said: "My mom took me to live in Wuhan for a while as a child."

Xiao Yi was a little surprised. No wonder Lu Zhou likes to eat E cuisine. Is it because of this reason? Xiao Yi smiled and said, "I am also from Hubei, you are my fellow townsman, Zhou."

Lu Zhou didn't speak, took off his sunglasses, adjusted the back of the chair, and fell into a memory. Xiao Yi thought of hitting and hitting by mistake. It seemed to guess Lu Zhou's thoughts, which is great, this should reduce the frequency of scolding during the New Year... …

However, the sky is not as good as one would like-at five in the afternoon:

Xiao Yi was sweating heavily to protect Lu Zhou from the mighty army of migrant workers.

They got off at Tianhe Airport at two o'clock. After many setbacks, they finally squeezed onto the T250 from Hankou Railway Station to Jingshan County. I bought a station ticket, and there were peasant brothers sitting on sacks, crowded people at the door of the toilet, Lu Zhou's windbreaker with a price of 100,000 yuan was all smoked, and there were people next to the noodles.

Xiao Yi: "I'm sorry, the high speed is blocked, my brother's car... can't drive."

Lu Zhou: ".............................."

"Have you ever taken such a train, Brother Zhou?" Xiao Yi said nothing, and wobbled with the frequency of the train. "Come, get high! How about I sing a song for you?" ?"

Lu Zhou said calmly: "Sing, sing well, your chicken|chicken can stay until tomorrow."

Xiao Yi: "..."

"Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick..." Xiao Yi began to read the prelude to the sound of the train while he was scrolling through the magazine.

"Tick Tick Tick Tick..."

Lu Zhou: "You alarm clock!"

"Life is a suspenseful novel..." Xiao Yi finished the magazine and sang: "The next page, what is the plot-I believe no one knows what is going on in the world -"

Xiao Yi took the rolled magazine as a wheat, sing in a low voice at first, then raised his eyebrows, with Xiao Yi in his eyes, when singing a song, his expression was focused and his expression was flying, as if holding a wheat, standing on the stage that belongs to him only. .

The train roared loudly, across the mountains, across the ground, out of the Hankou Plain, and under the darkening purple sky, it drove into the distance.

In the winter, the houses in the farmhouse smoked in smoke.

"I like it-lonely adventure to follow the clues of dreams, my registered trademark is free Europe and Europe -"

"...I'm even happy to breathe."

"Woo--" The train sounded the whistle.

The land is indifferent and the mountains are covered. I don't know whose firecrackers sounded. The night was low and the lights of the thousands of families. The Big Dipper gleamed in the winter sky.

The smog that obscured the sky was dissipated, and the hustle and bustle of the crowds had also fallen into the distance.

On the horizon, there is an endless plain and a vast world.

"I on the roof-I in the mirror-yeah -" Xiao Yi's happiness was almost irresistibly released, and finally he sang in a whisper and gradually faded out.

After a few seconds of silence, all around applauded.

The aunt who was selling dinner pushed the car and stared at him behind Xiao Yi.

"End of singing?" Aunt shouted: "Give way!"

Xiao Yi was taken aback and immediately let go. Lu Zhou's face sank, and he said to the aunt: "What do you call him? Do you know..."

"Hush." ​​Xiao Yi said: "Be careful to be photographed headlines."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Xiao Yi was busy making way for the aunt. The food was very fragrant. Lu Zhou swallowed and ate some food on the plane at noon. Lu Zhou ate very little. At this time, the saliva was about to drip into the car. Xiao Yi looked at the situation and saw that Lu Zhou did not request to eat, so he took the initiative to buy him a lunch box and said, "Just eat whatever you want. I will go to Jingshan to find food later."

Lu Zhou did not ask, so he took the meal and leaned against the wall of the carriage, serving lunch with one hand and eating with the other. Xiao Yi gave him another box of dishes for him to pick and choose.

The people sitting in the aisle are watching them. In fact, the food on the train is quite acceptable compared to the crew. Xiao Yisheng was afraid that Lu Zhou was still thinking about his **, so he smiled and said, "I didn't expect... Hey, I'm sorry I'm sorry, in fact, the environment there is very good, and the New Year is very lively, everyone eats the dinner together, so... "

Lu Zhou said impatiently: "What's wrong with you? I lived anywhere when I was on location. Am I like such a hard-to-wait person?"

Fortunately, Xiao Yi thought, Lu Zhou changed the ticket from the first class to the train station along the way, it seems that there has not been a fire, or because of the bad number of people, or he really does not care, there is a place for the New Year also. Well, this is much better.

"You go buy a box lunch." Lu Zhou said.

The aunt in the stroller is gone, and Xiao Yi said, "I can just eat something."

So Xiao Yi poured the leftover food from Lu Zhou on the leftover food, and tossed another lunch box to eat the remaining food.

Everyone around looked at them, Lu Zhou's face was not pretty, it seems that no one has recognized him yet, and I don't know if it is unhappy because it is not recognized, or because it is unhappy because it is stared, maybe It was the double displeasure caused by being stared at for so long that had not been recognized... Lu Zhou glanced around, and all the people in Pingdou carefully removed their eyes from Li Qi.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Xiao Yi pulled the door, let Lu Zhou get off, and finally arrived at Jingshan...

Xiao Yi’s younger brother’s name was Xiao Qiang, and he was on a high-speed road. He was blocked by the carts and cars that returned to his hometown during the New Year. However, Xiao Yi called to say that he did not need to come to Wuhan to pick it up. Waiting at Jingshan Railway Station, the black lights were blind, and the square lights in front of the railway station were still broken.

Xiao Yi first put Lu Zhou on his brother's second-hand Santana, and then slammed his luggage into the trunk.

"Sister-in-law is so good!" Xiao Qiang turned back and saw a man in the back seat. He shouted immediately.

Lu Zhou: "..."

"My day!" Xiao Qiang exclaimed: "Kidney! Your woman!"

In the back seat, Xiao Yi shouted at the suitcase of Selul Boat and shouted at his younger brother: "Tang you! You said I brought my wife back to scatter!"

"Then what happened?" Xiao Qiang pointed to Lu Zhou, somehow stuck his head out of the driver's seat and asked his brother back.

Lu Zhou finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted in Wuhan dialect: "It's your ancestor! Your brothers have fallen down a lot!"

Xiao Qiang: "..."

Xiao Yi said: "Take out the rope!"

Xiao Qiang got out of the car with a blank face, Xiao Yi took the rope, tied another LV trolley case that Lu Zhou couldn't put down to the roof, and said, "Go!"

Xiao Qiang drove, shouted, carrying Lu Zhou in a flurry, Xiao Yi and the lv wobbled on the roof of the car left.

"He is my brother, Xiao Qiang." Xiao Yi said to Lu Zhou, and then introduced to his brother seriously: "This is my boss, my male god, my idol! Xiao Qiang, called Brother Zhou."

"Brother Zhou is good, brother Zhou." Xiao Qiang folded his hands in the rear mirror and bowed to Lu Zhou. Lu Zhou was really defeated by these two brothers. When he saw Xiao Qiang's worshipping movements, he was scared and screamed. " You don’t have to use the steering wheel when driving! Does Santana still bring autonomous driving!!!"

Xiao Qiang handed Lu Zhou a cigarette, and Lu Zhou waved his hand, thinking that the name did not know who started it.

"Xiao Qiang Xiao Qiang." Xiao Yi said with a smile: "Everyone hears his name, they will think of what caused Xiao Qiang..."

Lu Zhou was drinking water and almost spewed it out, and Xiao Qiang said again: "Brother, Mom heard that you brought your daughter-in-law back and cooked early! I told her not to do it and she would not listen."

Xiao Yi covered the black line and replied: "I'm obviously talking about bringing my friends back. Did my parents eat it?"

Xiao Qiang said: "Eat it."

Xiao Yi's mother must have misunderstood. Xiao Yi said "friend", so she was understood as the pronoun of the girlfriend. Xiao Yi looked embarrassed, but Lu Zhou didn't seem to hear it at all, looking at the outside thoughtfully. The road, the buildings on the fifth and sixth floors, the dim street lights in the county town, the people riding on bicycles and electric vehicles, and the children playing smashing the cannon before the Spring Festival.

The lanterns on the trees along the way all hung up, blinking and blinking, and they were extremely eye-catching in the dark.