Golden Assistant

Xiao Yi said: "Look, Li Changzheng doesn't have a girlfriend, and he hasn't been there. Everyone also said he was gay."

Lu Zhoudao: "Because he was spread more gayly, otherwise he is more than the current achievement, Chinese entertainment is still very repulsive to gay, understand?"

"Oh." Xiao Yi said.

Lu Zhou said: "You hear me say that Li Changzheng is not happy? The fact is that, he has been half out of the cabinet. How to play privately in the circle, looking for men and women, no one cares, but once out of the cabinet No good drama can be received, the director is reluctant to use him, and the producer feels that he cannot act as a straight man, and no one will find him."

"I know this." Xiao Yi nodded, "Selling rot can increase the topic, but if it's really gay, the future is ruined."

"Just know it." Lu Zhou said.

Xiao Yi: "But isn't our topic about falling in love? How could it be coming out of the closet..."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Xiao Yi said: "So what should you do? Do you want to meet my cousin?"

Lu Zhoupo laughed out loud, and Xiao Yi made him feel better in a word. The two remembered that when they returned to Xiao Yi's house last time, Xiao Dad hurriedly introduced Lu Zhou to the blind date.

"Your cousin." Lu Zhou said, "Pooh, there is already a rabbit, and I don't want to marry a female rabbit... hahaha."

Xiao Yi: —_—Convex.

From Beijing to the end of April and the beginning of May, there were people everywhere. The catkins all over the city flew in the haze. Xiao Yi felt that his lungs were mutated. Fortunately, Lu Zhou stopped taking the show and took a break. With the air conditioner and air purifier turned on at home, Xiao Yi called to order fresh food and let the supermarket deliver the materials to the house every day.

Work out with Lu Zhou during the day, take a physical class in the afternoon, do an hour of facial massage and male skin care in the evening, and cook Xiao Hubei dishes with Xiao Yi in the evening, and occasionally miss Shawon’s play script .

Xiao Yi once heard that many entertainers are straw bales, but according to what he sees, most of the entertainers are still very hardworking, except for some talents from the Hei Da. They have good acting skills and can eat well in their forties. Actors who rely on their faces are more or less expected. Life like Lu Zhou is harder and healthier than Xiao Yi himself, and even many people of the same age, knowing to learn and recharging also know to exercise, and live a serious life.

Ning Yaqing used to study ballet. Although her acting skills were still tender, she usually practiced hardly. Zhang Xinran studied folk music. She often worked **** the pipa and the body.

Others like Wu Henggu and Hu Yang didn't live a life of drunkards. At least when Xiao Yi was with the group, Hu Yang would read the script every day and follow Guo Dao to take notes. Wu Henggu would learn brush calligraphy. Xiao Yi went to his office several times and saw him practicing calligraphy. The kind of star who can play a nightclub every day, run a sports car to run a party, and can perform well casually will only appear in Korean dramas.

Lu Zhou was pressed by his leg with a strong face. He originally had to force Xiao Yi to accompany him in a bodybuilding class. Finally, Xiao Yi resigned and threatened Lu Zhou. Lu Zhou had no choice but to give up.

Just one month later, Du Mei would call from three to five. The most recent one was to tell them good news. The people in Juhua said that it was sold. Although it is not a four-broadcast, it also picked a good station, the golden file.

Xiao Yi's heart bursts into bloom and tells Lu Zhou, with a mask on Lu Zhou's face, just saying, "Oh."

"The protagonist song doesn't know how yet." Xiao Yi said, "but it was broadcast right away, so good! June!"

Lu Zhou ripped off the mask to wash his face and said, "Your song has been selected as the theme song. Please ask the king to sing."

Xiao Yi: "..."

Lu Zhou subconsciously wanted to avoid Xiao Yi, but Xiao Yi said with fear.

"Which king? Won't it be Wang Feng?"

Lu Zhou: "..."

Lu Zhou almost fell and said a name. Xiao Yi screamed and rushed upstairs.

Lu Zhou said angrily: "What are you happy about! Not looking at me, who will hold you up!"

Xiao Yi rushed into the room happily, slammed into the bed, and then grabbed the q version of Lu Zhou's figurine, rolled clockwise on the bed, pressed it hard and beat it a few times, then hugged it and kissed him again. bite.

Lu Zhou walked in, his face twitching.

Xiao Yi: "..."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Xiao Yi immediately released the doll and said with a serious face: "Nothing, um, it's okay!"

Lu Zhou barely looked at him and said, "Did Du Mei's money for you arrive?"

Xiao Yi: "There is still money?"

Lu Zhou shouted and said, "There are only twenty thousand, your business, hey-come and serve the essence of the male god..."

Xiao Yi used to apply facial essence to him, and his fingers touched Lu Zhou's face. Lu Zhou roared: "Are you painting the wall! Circle! Circle circle do not understand!"

Xiao Yi changed directions and was immersed in the joy of the theme song. Lu Zhou's expression of beating on the face said, "This is a life you starve to death by the roadside in minutes, a song, do Life and death, twenty thousand dollars is not enough for me to treat guests to dinner..."

Xiao Yi leaned up and kissed Lu Zhou's lips fiercely.

Lu Zhou's eyes widened, his face flushed, and his hands froze.

Xiao Yi was so happy and crazy that he kissed Lu Zhou and turned and ran away.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha--"

"Ah---"

"I love you, Brother Zhou! I'm so happy, hahahaha!"

Lu Zhou: "..."

Lu Zhou sat and his expression changed rapidly. Xiao Yi didn't know how to vent, and he never dreamed that the song he wrote could become the theme song of the TV series, or the drama of Lu Zhou, or the golden file! He cried aloud, and there was a flash of light in his eyes, lying on the sofa and dreaming.

Five seconds later, Xiao Yi began to daydream, holding a Grammy trophy, and said seriously to the magnifying flash: "Thank my assistant Lu Zhou..."

"Ahahaha..." Xiao Yi looked silly with Tusky's wretched expression.

Lu Zhou had completely ignored him. He sat and rubbed the essence, and his face was a little red.

Hope for the stars and hope for the moon, and finally wait for the end of the month.

Xiao Yi had a meal, threw the bowl towards the sink, and turned on the projection to wait for the drama. Lu Zhou couldn’t help crying: “What light do you turn off! You still watch a movie as a life drama!”

Lu Zhou was helplessly washing the dishes. He did not allow the cleaning aunt to touch the chopsticks and plates he used. After eating every day, Xiao Yi washed the dishes. Today Xiao Yi ran off watching TV and Lu Zhou had to wear it. The apron washes the dishes in person.

Xiao Yi held his breath and looked at the screen. Lu Zhou passed by him with a cup. Xiao Yi said, "Don't you watch?"

"No," Lu Zhou said, "It's too thunderous."

"Don't do this--" Xiao Yi screamed, holding him by the waist and dragging him to the sofa.

Lu Zhou had no choice but to sit and waited blankly to watch the TV series starring himself. In the first minute of the opening, the melody sounded, Xiao Yi watched intently, his eyebrows raised slightly, and he sang along.

In the dark, light and shadow changed, Xiao Yi stared at the screen motionless, but Lu Zhou turned his head and looked at Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi laughed, looked at Lu Zhou sideways, his eyebrows moved, and neither of the words in his eyes understood the meaning of the other, but the atmosphere and feeling were understood.

They looked at each other's eyes. After a few seconds, the two felt different breathing. Xiao Yi then closed his eyes and snorted a few times, saying, "The King of Heaven sings so well, that feeling is all sung. "

Lu Zhou unnaturally wanted to walk away and said, "Cut, you must be angry."

"Don't go--" Xiao Yi said.

Lu Zhou had to drag the stepped chair over, rest his feet on it, and accompany Xiao Yi to watch the thunder drama he played. Xiao Yi saw the funny place and laughed wow.

Lu Zhou was numbly eating snacks and was thundered for two episodes.

From this day on, Xiao Yi was watching the program on time every day, waiting to watch, Lu Zhou was chirping beside him, saying that this was bad, and that it was too procrastinating. When he saw the middle, Xiao Yi also found out .

The show as a whole is too watery. After the first few episodes, it started to drag. It was a bit impatient and the rhythm was too slow. Only when Lu Zhou came out, Xiao Yi felt good-looking, and wanted to change channels without Lu Zhou.

"Wuheng's ancient performance is okay." Lu Zhou commented, "He is suitable for this way."

"Well." Xiao Yi nodded and said, "He is quite suitable for playing your son."

Most of Wuheng’s plays are princes and second ancestors, but if he is like Lu Zhou, he can not only perform the majesty of the emperor, but also control the humble little people in the bottom of the society, and even evolve the villains...it won’t work. .

However, in this drama, Wu Henggu is the loudest voice. Perhaps it is verifying Du Mei’s sentence. The male protagonist is used to run the plot, and the male partner is used to love. Wu Henggu suddenly became popular. There are not many people discussing Lu Zhou in this drama, perhaps because everyone doesn’t like the 35th year.

What more people love is the young and handsome Wu Henggu.

However, Xiao Yi felt that the character of Kou Bin, who played by Lu Zhouyan, carried more characteristics and grounded emotions of the remaining men in the city. They owed a double q, and the old horse pulled the relatives of the family like a car. , A phoenix, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven, but no one knows that the phoenix guys wandering in Beijing have no goals, no plans, no Beijing hukou, the only wish is to work hard through their own hard work, and finally get the status of an urban person in a big city Li stood firm and changed the destiny of himself, his son and his grandson.

Lu Zhou told him that the protagonist used to run the plot and the male partner to love because the screenwriter had insufficient skills and did not write well. The response was as expected, if you want to pursue a theme, but you can’t go any further, you have to be half idol and half grounded to meet the investor’s requirements.

Towards the end, Xiao Yi looked at the ratings statistics, which was only 0.89%. There was no one discussing Kou Bin in the last ten episodes. Everyone was talking about the CP of Wu Henggu and Lu Zhou, or they were all talking about Wu. Henggu, fiery.

Xiao Yi was a little annoyed by this kind of discussion, and felt that Lu Zhou was making marriage clothes for others, but Du Mei should be very happy, not only maintaining Lu Zhou's exposure, but also holding up Wu Henggu, and then Wu Henggu's compensation It should rise.

Lu Zhou did not care much about the ratings. After watching it every day, he brushed off Taobao to sleep. One day Xiao Yi received a call from a classmate and said, "Hero, did you write the theme song?"

Xiao Yi immediately had a feeling of flutter and said, "Yeah, hey, the writing is so-so, I didn't expect you to see it."

"You can do it!" The other party couldn't conceal his surprise, saying, "It's so good! Write a song to the King? Make a lot of money!"

Xiao Yi immediately said modestly: "No, no, it was actually written for a friend. Right, that is Lu Zhou, hahaha, the friendship is there, and it can't be pushed, huh, huh, okay, how are you- —”

That night, Xiao Yi hung up the phone and immediately went to check his own song, and found that the media library premiere is a popular recommendation. It seems that the students often say this song is still true in the streets and alleys!

Xiao Yi has their own channels for pop music, and they also find friends who used to be media platforms to check.

"Is this considered red?" Xiao Yi asked Lu Zhou.

"Red." Lu Zhou looked at the statistics and said, "It's very red. Li Changzheng's movie theme song is not as high as yours."

"Oh--" Xiao Yi said.

"Hahaha Xiao always intends to march towards the next--" Lu Zhou patted Xiao Yi's shoulder with a flattering smile and said, "Don't forget Xiaolu I'll hahaha."

"No, no." Xiao Yi smiled modestly.

Lu Zhou said angrily: "You are really daydreaming! Wash your sleep!"

Xiao Yi: "..."

Xiao Yi said, "It's useless, writing songs hasn't made much money as an assistant, and..."

"And what?" Lu Zhou said with a heavy face. "And after signing a three-year contract, he can't run away if he wants to run?"

Xiao Yi said: "And I think in my life, at most these two songs can be red, you don't know how I wrote it, anyway... I think there will never be such an opportunity, and this inspiration... …By the way, do you want the Aircraft Cup? At the special price."

Xiao Yi turned a page of Taobao special sales on ipad, which was full of various types of tenda aircraft cups.

Lu Zhou said nothing more, and said, "Turn over."

Xiao Yi: "The Aircraft Cup is actually pretty good. Brother Zhou, you don't have a girlfriend. If you don't solve it for a long time, the prostate is easy..."

Lu Zhou growled: "It's your business!"

Xiao Yi had to turn the page, and Lu Zhou said, "I suddenly remembered it. Every time I buy something, do you think I don't want it? So I took it for myself? For your safety, I just buy one for the Aircraft Cup. You can use it, so as not to buy twenty at a time, it will kill you and kill everyone..."

Xiao Yi immediately said: "Let's brush something else today, how about the No. 1 store?"

It hasn't been over a month, and it hasn't finished broadcasting. Xiao Yi saw that the ratings were not high, especially when no one was chasing Lu Zhou, and there wasn't much interest in following it, so the play completely threw the street.

Lu Zhou said that he didn't care about the ratings, but he was still a little glass-hearted. Every day I wanted to see if anyone discussed him. No one mentioned him on the horizon. He was not reconciled. Someone pinched him. He was also irritable. At dinner, the body shape had no effect, but he was four pounds fatter, and poor Xiao Yi had to prepare to lose weight.

"Of course it's your fault." Lu Zhou said with a bowl on the dinner table. "Aren't you going to mix it with nutrition?"

"Okay." Xiao Yi said, "We will lose weight together later."

Xiao Yi never eats fat, so he has to follow him every day to eat light. Lu Zhou looked gloomy and didn't look good. Xiao Yi said: "Brother Zhou, in fact, the ratings matter... There is no need to care too much. I think the ratings will definitely explode when it starts broadcasting."

Xiao Yi actually thinks the ratings are so-called, but he sees that Lu Zhou has been in a bad mood these days, so he has to comfort him with the future.

"You don't understand." Lu Zhou waved his hands impatiently, and said, "Go fry a meat, I don't want to be a vegetarian anymore, and there is a bird in my mouth."

Xiao Yi had to get up and cut a piece of bacon and stir-fried moss for him to eat. When he sat down, Lu Zhouchang sighed and thought, saying, "It's not red or red, but transformation. This problem, I've followed Du Mei said."

"You are not old." Xiao Yi said, "You can play a little boy in his twenties now, but I prefer you to be more mature."

"Do you like mature men?" Lu Zhou said.

"Huh." Xiao Yi thought how it sounded like I was like a big-mouthed pervert who likes Uncle...

Lu Zhou said: "The entertainers at my age will have to transform. They can't be like that one. Forty-somethings are going to play the little girl of seventeen or eighteen, okay?"

"Hmm," Xiao Yi replied.

Xiao Yi fried the bacon and put it in front of Lu Zhou. He probably understood, saying, "Isn't the idol drama connected?"

"It's not unacceptable." Lu Zhou said, "Let's try to develop as little as possible, and play in period dramas and costumes. It's the big coffee, which helps to improve the ranking and also helps you develop yourself. Of youth dramas, idol dramas and fashion dramas, it is necessary to receive less, preferably one a year."

Xiao Yi said: "Actually, I prefer to watch your movie, why not take more movies?"

Lu Zhou said helplessly: "I also think that no director is looking for me."

Xiao Yi: "..."

Lu Zhou said: "In the beginning, someone asked me to make a movie and asked me to only make a movie, but there was no way to make money. Guo Dao asked me to make a TV show and I went. I haven't reached the point where I don't pay for it. . They think that if they shoot more TV shows, they will be lower. They won’t be a movie cafe. If they do, they won’t be happy to hold TV shows in a few days.”

Lu Zhou moved his chopsticks and thoughtfully ate the food. As soon as the bacon came up, Lu Zhou was satisfied. It seemed that the other day, he was also hungry by the pure vegetable with few soups. Xiao Yi said: "But Mr. Du will not make you too playful. She still wants you to support you for a few more years. You are her cash cow."