Golden Fishery

"Come here, Shirley, I'm sure I won't kill you!" Qin Shiou said with a gloomy face in the morning.

Shirley looked at him with the violin on her back, the golden ponytail on the back of her head flicked and flicked: "Why are you angry at me? I didn't lie last night, I just have two children, right? I didn't Said they were two living beings who could breathe and talk."

Qin Shiou said angrily: "Have you learned to quibble? It's very bad behavior to scare people, understand?"

Xue Li widened her watery eyes and said in surprise: "Aren't you guys very bold? You can also find flaws in ghost stories. Then, let me say that the two children posted pictures on the upper reaches of the refrigerator. Why did you scare you?"

Winnie, who was about to change Little Melon's diaper, asked suspiciously, "What are you talking about? What's going on?"

Qin Shiou signaled Shirley to stop talking, he went around the kitchen, and then came out and asked, "Hey, honey, why are there two boys in our kitchen? Did you forget who came to get the ice last night?"

Winnie smiled and said, "No, it's impossible. How could there be little boys in the kitchen? If there are strange children around, they will bark like tigers and leopards, aren't they the little ones?"

Huzi and Leopard squatted beside her, wagging their tails, staring curiously at Little Melon's diaper, and kept sticking out their tongues to lick their lips.

Qin Shiou took the diaper from Winnie's hand and said, "Really, honey, there are two little boys inside! I won't lie to you, I swear, if I lie to you..."

Winnie looked at him with eyes that were as pure as a clear spring, her eyes were clear, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, and her expression that seemed to be a half-smile was simply beautiful.

Official Qin originally wanted to swear that if he lied to you, you would not marry me this year, but looking at Wei Ni's clear eyes, he really couldn't make such a joke. This is the woman he fell in love with at first sight. He has been waiting for this wedding for a long time up.

"What will happen if you lie to me?" Winnie asked with a smile.

Qin Shiou held Wei Ni's pretty face and murmured, "It's not that good, my dear, I won't lie to you, really."

listened to him. Winnie showed a sweet smile and said, "I believe you, Qin, no matter what you say. I believe it. I believe there are two children in the kitchen. They are Haier's cartoon children, don't they?"

Qin Shiou's eyes widened sharply: "Can you see through my thoughts?"

Winnie smiled softly, took out her phone and turned on Twitter to show him a comment Shirley posted last night. The accompanying picture was a scene of Qin Shiou lying at the door of the kitchen and looking inside.

The story tells the beginning and end of this incident.

There are a lot of people leaving messages below, and the first one is Wei Ni: My husband is staying at the kitchen door with a girl in the middle of the night. Can anyone tell me what's going on?

Bull replied: Haha, the captain looks like he's scared to pee, he's a coward, yes, I just know that.

After he finished reading, Wei Ni took back her phone. She was about to tease something when she frowned when she saw a message and said, "There's something urgent in town. I'll have takeaway for breakfast, so don't wait for me."

As she said that, she put away her phone, put on her coat and walked out the door. When she got to the door, she turned around and said, "If you used our marriage as the starting point when you swore just now, then I would be very sad, but I will still marry you—just So, honey, don't forget to change your daughter's diapers."

Qin Shiou didn't know what to say, and he felt that Wei Ni had the ability to read minds again.

Little Melon was lying on the sofa restlessly kicking her calves, while Tiger and Leopard wagged their tails and leaned up to her buttocks to sniff. Qin Shiou rushed over and patted their heads, angrily said: "Is it true that dogs can't change their eating shit?"

The tiger and the leopard stuck out their tongues to lick his palm in favor, and continued to wag their tails foolishly.

Qin Shiou changed his daughter's diapers for the first time, and this job was exclusive to Winnie. After Qin's mother came, he handed it over to her. Anyway, he hadn't done it. If it wasn't for Wei Ni's urgent business this time, it still wouldn't be his turn.

Squatting in front of the sofa and looking at his daughter for a while, Qin Shiou wiped his palms and said, "OK, baby. Don't worry, Dad will change your panties for you, so you will be comfortable, okay?"

Xue Li leaned over to watch, and asked curiously: "Qin, will you change it? I think it's very troublesome for Sister Wei Ni to do it."

Qin Shiou sneered: "I can even fly a helicopter, but I can't change a diaper? Are you kidding me?"

As he spoke, he turned on his mobile phone and searched for a tutorial on changing a baby's diaper with a browser, and followed the expert guidance step by step.

"First of all, I have to open a new diaper—Schete, isn't this nonsense?" Qin Shiou muttered and took the new diaper, and Winnie had already prepared it.

Following the instructions, he put the half with the waist sticker under the dirty diaper of Little Melon, and then opened the waist sticker of the dirty diaper, and then a hot and spicy smell came oncoming, and Little Melon pooped!

"Fuck!" Qin Shiou was unprepared, the smell suddenly appeared, and the scene bonus on the dirty diapers was like a hard blow to him, almost knocking him down.

But this is his daughter after all, the official Qin held back the stench and approached again, he regretted that he didn't prepare a mask, and now he can only operate under the disgust

Little Melon's butt was also stained with a lot of poop, Qin Shiou lifted her two ankles up with one hand, trying to wipe them off.

As a result, he didn't count, and the strength in holding the little girl's ankle was a little too strong, so the little girl was in pain, so she screamed and struggled hard.

With this struggle, the hot yellow mud flew up on his butt. Qin Shiou didn't dare to let go for fear of hurting his daughter, so he could only watch a piece of yellow mud flying towards him in horror.

Seeing this scene, Shirley, who was shooting a video with her mobile phone next to her, couldn't bear it, and started to vomit after pulling the trash can. But she was conscientious, and the phone camera was still facing Qin Shiou.

The little melon struggled for a while, thinking it was fun, and then struggled even harder. Suddenly, Qin Shiou felt something surging up in his throat, and his stomach was tossing like a volcano was about to erupt!

"Oh, God! Oh, my God! Oh, Winnie! Help me!" Qin Shiou wailed while holding his daughter's little feet.

Shirley yelled: "Qin, shut up quickly, and be careful that Melon will throw poop into your mouth!"

"Snow!" Qin Shiou was distraught, he retched his throat for suppressing the rebellion, and quickly wiped his daughter's butt carefully with a wet towel.

After finally wiping it clean, he hurriedly put the little girl on the clean diaper, while he scrambled to grab the trash can in front of Shirley and retched.

Huzi and Leopard leaned in front of Little Melon with shy faces, staring at the dirty diaper, Shirley screamed, and said, "Qin, Huzi and Leopard are going to eat shit!"

Qin Shiou turned his head and shouted: "No! Tigers, leopards, get out of here! I fucking kiss you every day! If you dare to speak, I'll gargle your mouths with 84 disinfectant! "

Hearing the cries of the two, Qin's mother came out anxiously and asked, "What's the matter?"

Qin Shiou looked at his mother and then at his daughter, gritted his teeth and rushed over, wiped off the water stains on his daughter's buttocks with a paper towel, spread out the diapers for her to stick crookedly, and said with disgust, "It's okay, Mom! Daughter, I clean it up myself!" (To be continued.)

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