Golden Fishery
One thousand three hundred and eighty-three. There are cucumbers at home
Qin Shiou posted the photo on the official microblog of the fishing ground. Winnie was also ready to post on the town's microblog, and some tourists posted it first. Everyone was beaming. Obviously being able to witness a world record is something new.
When the bio-glue from the fish farm was certified, people in the town were not able to participate, and the thing was to stick two iron pipes together, so there was nothing to witness, no matter how big a pumpkin it was, they could go up and take pictures.
To weigh something of this weight, you need to rely on electronic scales and cranes. Electronic scales are easy to say. Fishermen often have to weigh them when they catch fish, but cranes are a problem.
When Qin Shiou heard this, he shook his hands and said, what's the problem? He called Iverson, Bull, Shaq, and Heidao over, and tied the pumpkin with a rope. Then they stood in the pickup trucks on both sides, chanted and lifted it up.
The pumpkin was lowered and a weight appeared.
"The weight of this pumpkin is." Kelly looked at the electronic scale with smiling eyes, and suddenly widened: "Xue Te, Qin, your pumpkin weighs 1955 pounds, which has not broken the world record!"
"Oh yeah!" A cheer sounded, Qin Shiou turned around in astonishment, and the others also turned back in astonishment, seeing the bull waving his fists excitedly, you know, even the tigers and leopards who were running around just now sensed that something was wrong , sat there obediently.
After waving it twice, the bull slowly withdrew his fist, and asked cautiously, "I didn't hear clearly just now, what's wrong?"
"Fool!" Shaq yelled, "Get out!"
Qin Shiou took care of the bull lazily. He asked Kelly, "Dude, is there any mistake? Hasn't this weight broken the world record yet?"
Winnie said: "This is 1955 pounds, isn't it? I remember that the world record is less than 1900 pounds. I checked your record library before I came here."
Kelly said helplessly: "Beautiful lady, you should check the news by the way. Every year around Halloween is the peak time for declaring the world record for pumpkin weight. A large number of super pumpkins will be certified-I mean, just two Days ago. In St. Norbert, Winnipeg, a 13-year-old kid grew a 2,019-pound pumpkin!"
Qin Shiou couldn't believe his good luck: "It's only two days away, the world record has passed?"
The most important thing is that there are so many people watching, and there are cameras recording. Qin Shiou looked at the camera, and there was a small version of himself in it, with a look of catching chickens, which was very funny.
Qin officials are ridiculous.
Kelly shrugged: "I am very sorry,
Mr. Qin. "
Qin Shiou looked around. "The kid who grew 2,009 pounds of pumpkins? A 13-year-old?" he asked.
"Yes, he is still in the seventh grade." Kelly said, he took out his mobile phone and searched for a news to show Qin Shiou, "This is the kid."
Qin Shiou leaned over to take a look, and a yellow-haired boy with small freckles smiled brightly at him on the screen of his mobile phone. Looking at the introduction, this kid's name is Kaka Lukes, and he grew pumpkins in his backyard.
"Xue Te, this kid is really lucky." Official Qin said enviously.
Winnie tugged at his wrist and whispered, "Demeanor. Pay attention to your demeanor."
Kelly said: "Qin, you are underestimating your opponent. It is not just luck that Lukes can grow the award-winning big pumpkin. He has been trying to grow pumpkins in his backyard since he was 6 years old. For a child, Don't you think it's full of legends?"
Qin Shiou smiled and said, "The pumpkins in my field are also grown by children."
As he said that, he pulled Gordon over, pointed at him and said, "This kid is only in the sixth grade. Isn't he more legendary? But what's the use?"
Gordon was watching the excitement, but was pulled out by Qin Shiou. He looked at the crowd around him, and when he saw the camera pointing at him, he coughed and said, "Yes, ahem. Ladies and gentlemen, I have to admit that planting is a complicated and hard work. Not to mention a lot of effort, but also a lot of research, sacrificing some other fun, such as going out with the family in summer. I can’t go to plant pumpkins..."
"What the hell is this?" Auerbach asked in amazement.
Qin Shiou also rolled his eyes, he was just joking, but Gordon actually took it seriously, and this guy had a serious expression on his face, which deceived him a bit, as if he really planted the pumpkin.
No one interrupted, Gordon was there talking: "You know, how challenging it is for a child to look after such a large pumpkin field. I need to fertilize the pumpkins, I need water pipes, in short It takes a lot of work, alas, this has caused my grades to fail..."
"This guy really has the face to say such things!" A group of teenagers who were familiar with Gordon's performance began to boo.
Gordon didn't care, he grinned and began to talk: "In order to grow the best pumpkins, in April this year, before planting pumpkins, I also attended a lecture on pumpkin planting knowledge and skills held in the Ruoland area... ..."
"Stop, stop! Stop, Gordon, it's none of your business now." Winnie pulled him away.
The fishermen and townspeople talked to each other there: "Gordon is promising, he is really amazing for planting such a large field of pumpkins."
"I have to admit I underestimated Gordon. I said he was the next Hughes. I called him a bitch for throwing stones at my dog. I apologize to him."
"He also went to the knowledge lecture? Later, I will ask him how he planted this pumpkin. It is so big and it is said to be delicious."
After listening to the discussion of the people in the town, Qin Shiou just wanted to crouch on the ground with his head in his arms. He didn't expect Gordon to be so good at nonsense, he just pulled him out as a joke, and he turned out to be the protagonist.
As the old saying goes, it's gold that shines and shit is sticky, and Gordon was a good bullshit.
That's it for the matter, the weight doesn't lie, he didn't break the world record.
Kelly hugged him comfortingly, and said, "It's okay, Qin, we all misjudged, your pumpkin looks like it weighs more than 2,000 pounds, it's so big, I thought it was at least 2,200 pounds, otherwise I wouldn't Bring the camera."
Shaq said honestly: "Our pumpkins are different from theirs. Theirs is just for size. It's full of water, so of course it's very heavy. But our pumpkins have normal flesh inside, and they taste great."
Kelly shrugged: "But it's useless, isn't it, the world record doesn't look at the quality of the meat."
Mr. Qin was very unwilling. The key was that he was a little bit embarrassed by so many people, so he pointed behind him and said, "Kelly, do you have a world record for the total weight of pumpkins that can be grown on an acre of land? I think I can definitely take the world record."
Kelly shook his head helplessly and said, "I'm sorry, Qin, no."
"Okay." Qin Shiou stopped talking.
Everyone was about to pack up their things and retreat, when suddenly a voice rang out: "Mr. Kelly, why don't you go to my backyard? I have a cucumber growing very big..." (To be continued.)
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