Golden Fishery
1821. Fireworks War
Qin Shiou didn't expect that this year's Spring Festival Gala was so pitted, it was a deep pit!
During the recording and broadcasting, in order to save the surprise until night, he purposely refrained from watching it. Although there were no big surprises in the Spring Festival Gala in the past two years, because of the grand setting and exquisite program, it can make people watch it. It is very good as a family reconciliation program on New Year's Eve.
But this year's Spring Festival Gala was so bad that Qin Shiou couldn't believe it. He couldn't stand it at all. Qin's father and Qin's mother had watched the Spring Festival Gala for more than 30 years. After taking two puffs of cigarettes, he resolutely said: "Change the channel. I would rather watch those foreign programs that I don't understand than this Spring Festival Gala. It's a shame for the 30-year Spring Festival Gala!"
Qin's mother also said: "Is there any grudge between the director of this year's Spring Festival Gala and this show? He has some skills to make a show that audiences all over the country look forward to!"
Fortunately, there are many people, children, and pets in the family. They are not short of excitement. After eating melons, Xiaohui went out to set off fireworks and firecrackers. Shirley and other teenagers played together, and later attracted Little Shark and other children from Krakenson. A dozen or so teenagers played with fireworks together, and the atmosphere in the fishing ground was very good.
Xiaohui is far away from the melon, and every time before setting off fireworks, he will take a look at the melon, and only dare to set it off after making sure that she is far away from him.
But on the other side, the performance of the fishing ground youths was much tougher and fiercer.
As usual, Little Shaq was the one who started the war. He lit a cannon, which would burst into flames first, then light white smoke would come out after the flames went out, and it would explode after a while.
So Little Shaq stuffed the cannon into Gordon's pocket after the flames went out.
It was cold in winter, Gordon wore a windbreaker, the clothes fluttered and he didn't feel little Shaq's little movements. Unfortunately, he had some fireworks in his pocket, and when the cannon exploded, it ignited other fireworks. So I only heard the crackling sound...
For a moment, Gordon stood there as stupid as if he had been acupunctured, although Shirley usually liked to bully him. But the relationship with him is the best, and he rushed to help him pull his clothes. Shouted, "Take it off, take it off!"
Xiaohui jumped up and down in panic, shouting: "It's troublesome, troublesome, please call the police!"
Gordon's tenacity was revealed at this moment. He gritted his teeth and did nothing, letting the firecrackers in his pocket explode and sparkle. Fortunately, they were all small firecrackers and fireworks with little gunpowder. powerful. It just burned the pocket of his windbreaker.
In the smog, he calmly walked to the side and picked up a bundle of Sky-Speeding Monkeys, lit them, aimed at Little Shaq and released them.
"Wh-wh! Bang!" After a sharp sound piercing through the air,
The Sky-Changing Monkey slammed into Little Shaq with precision and sounded.
Little Shaq yelled: "I apologize I apologize, I didn't know you had so many things in your pocket, don't fuck... oh, Shet!"
"Wh-wh! Bang!"
"Wh-wh! Bang!"
"Wh-wh! Bang!"
One after another, the sky-swapping monkeys flew towards Little Shaq, and Little Shaq was beaten to the ground. Gordon gritted his teeth and sneered, "Apologize? Apologies are useful. Why do you need hell? Give I'm going to hell!"
"Blow up this bastard!" Shirley had the same attitude as him, while Powell stood in the middle to persuade the fight: "Don't stop. Guys, calm down, can you save me? Xuete, who the hell even bombed me?! "
Little Shaq has a cannon in his hand. So he ignited and threw it at Gordon to fight back. Powell stood in the center and was blown up by something, and roared there.
Michelle and his eldest brother were on the same boat, and he took a small bazooka and handed it to Powell, saying, "Boss, use violence to counter violence!"
The rocket launcher is the most powerful of these fireworks. After being ignited, it will spray flames and fireballs. If it explodes in the sky, it will produce colorful and beautiful fireworks, but if it explodes on people. That can set clothes on fire...
Melon was holding a bunch of spray flowers in her hand, and she was stunned by the chaotic battle between her brothers and sisters. So this is how it works?
Xiaohui came and dragged her to the villa, but Meigua didn't want to. Shaking chubby hands and shouting: "Let go of me, I'm going to fight!"
The teenagers started to fight, the explosion of fireworks, the explosion of firecrackers and their roars mixed together, it was extremely messy.
Qin Shiou was chatting with his sister, brother-in-law and others. At first, the roar of the children outside did not attract their attention, but someone said strangely later: "I heard the firecrackers and fireworks going off all the time outside, but why are there no fireworks in the sky?"
At this time, Xiaohui hurried in, panting and shouting: "Uncle, uncle is not good, big things are not good, there is a war outside!"
"What, war?" Qin Shiou hurried out to have a look, and then the youngsters' deeds of death surprised him. I rely on these brats to be so fierce. Don't they know that this thing will burn people if it hits the skin!
There are strict rules and regulations for the production of fireworks in Canada. The power of firecrackers varies according to the identity of the buyer. The fireworks and firecrackers for ordinary people are all low-power versions. Most of them are cold fireworks. They look beautiful, but they will not hurt after they explode. People, it's not gunpowder inside.
Those really powerful and particularly beautiful fireworks are sold to enterprises or government units. For example, the fireworks lit by the St. Johns City Hall and the Farewell Township Government on Christmas Eve are very beautiful and powerful. If those fireworks are on people The explosion can hurt people!
The teenagers were covered in smoke and fire. Qin Shiou was terrified when he saw it. He was really angry this time, and shouted: "Damn, what are you doing? What day is this? What are you doing? Do you want me to give you a hug?" A gun? Do you want to give you guns?!"
"Powell, how did you become an older brother?"
"Gordon, why do you get into trouble every time?!"
"Michelle, you fucking want to be an athlete? Do professional athletes do such dangerous things?"
"Shirley, do you still look like a girl?"
"Little Shaq, Krakenson, you all go home! Come on, come on, come on!"
Qin Shiou showed real anger in front of the teenagers for the first time. The teenagers were terrified and quickly threw away the fireworks and firecrackers in their hands and stood separately. A group of people looked at each other in frustration, seeing each other's mess and face covered in soot, like clowns , and secretly laughed again.
Seeing the teenagers sniggering, Qin Shiou didn't die of anger. He pointed to Powell and said to the four of them: "Tomorrow, the New Year's greetings are over, and you all go back to school! I don't want to see you for the rest of the day! Little Shaq, call your father over, You all call your parents over to me, this time I must leave a deep impression on you!"
(To be continued.)
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