Golden Fishery

At the last moment, Qin Shiou kept Bird's teaching in mind. When you want to slow down, you should spread your legs so that the skis form a figure-horoscope shape. The larger the arc, the greater the resistance, which makes it easier to brake.

Then, a tragedy happened. Bird guessed what would happen, so he couldn't bear to watch, and crouched down with his head in his arms.

Qin Shiou only remembered Bird's teaching, but forgot the premise of doing so: not fast. And he is fast enough now, what is the end of spreading his legs while gliding fast?

With his legs wide open, Qin Shiou couldn't control the arc, and he did a big split. He seemed to hear a 'click' sound of his pelvis opening, and then screamed: "Oh, God! My balls! "

Carson and Hughes who were around hurried up to help Qin Shiou, how could the official Qin dare to move? He just came with a split horse, a split horse of the old men!

When we were enjoying the boudoir fun with Wei Ni before, Wei Ni put on a split horse. That night, Qin Shiou rode the horse for a carnival, and almost burst his waist. It's his turn to do the split, and he feels his pelvis explode...

Suddenly, Qin Shiou remembered the conversation he had with Wei Ni yesterday. Wei Ni said that he was not good enough to just train his strength and speed, and he had to exercise his body in an all-round way. Qin Shiou didn't care at that time.

He regretted it now, if he could be given a choice, then he would sincerely ask Wei Ni to learn Tai Chi as his teacher, and yoga is also fine!

A group of people gathered together, and Childress, who had been played by Qin Shiou in the arm wrestling competition, laughed and said: "It's been a long time since I saw someone practicing the splits in the snow. It's really enjoyable. Qin, you are really good. Your expression when doing the splits is even better than that." normal person*!"

Qin Shiou's painful expression twisted. But he still insisted on raising his middle finger and shouted at him: "Fack squid, Chad, swear to God, oh, is Odom here? My crotch is wrong!"

Odom is also skiing with Laura. The two of them have seen the world in big cities, unlike the bumpkins in the town of farewell, skiing is all wild fox Zen moves, and the two of them are skiing with high difficulty, not on this line, so they came a bit slower.

Laura waved the crowd away. Qin Shiou ordered the tiger and the leopard to bite people, but Lalawang didn't obey the order, but just looked at the official Qin with pity: Dad, you are so miserable.

Odom helped Qin Shiou take a look, and then said that the ligament was a little strained. Go back and rest for a few days and you'll be fine.

So for the rest of the time, Qin Shiou could only sit on the sidelines dejectedly and watch everyone talking and laughing skiing, just sitting was enough, the key was that his posture was too embarrassing, he was splitting his legs...

Little Hughes took his chance for revenge,

Come up and jokingly swing your hips: "Come on, baby, spread your legs wider, the uncle will make you feel good. Let you fly to the sky!"

"Bite him!"

"Wow woof woof!"

"Fuck, I must raise a Caucasian dog!" Little Hughes turned around and ran away, and the tiger and leopard chased after him aggressively.

His brother Hughes came up helplessly and said, "It's really strange. My brother has some IQ problems, right? The family had no money before, and they never took him to the hospital for an examination. He knew exactly what would happen if he provoked you, but he just wanted to do it. "

"You want to say that he has masochistic tendencies?" Tiya jokingly came up from behind.

Hughes nodded to Tia, introduced himself and left. Before leaving, he winked at Qin Shiou quietly, with a look of envy and hatred.

Qin Shiou was extremely helpless. These men, why are they so stinky? See beauty. Won't you think of something else?

Tiya sat across from Qin Shiou, looked at him pitifully and said, "It's painful, huh?"

Qin Shiou said with a sneer, "It's okay."

He tried and got his leg up, but gave up on the idea after only trying, shit, it hurts.

"When Winnie gave birth, it was much more painful than you are now. In fact, this is very good, Qin, you can experience more about your wife's hard work, and this will make you men cherish your wife even more." Tiya teased.

Qin Shiou smiled wryly. He always felt that the girl Tiya had a crush on him, so now after hearing what he said, he felt something was wrong.

Two young men with big cotton hats on their heads ran over from behind. There was a big red star on the front of the hat, which shone brilliantly under the sun. Naturally, it was the keyboard waiter and his good brother Huang Haojia.

Seeing this funny pair of partners, Qin Shiou thought it was time to watch a joke, and he hoped that this funny pair could become a bigger joke.

As a result, the two chose a set of skis to go to the high ground, and slid down quickly, with a relaxed look, and even parted ways with each other during the skiing. Their skills were very skilled, which at least surprised the residents of the town.

Carson looked at the two admiringly, stopped beside Qin Shiou and said, "Monkey and Huang are really good at skiing. If it wasn't for their arrival, I thought all of you Chinese skiing skills are like yours."

Qin Shiou wanted to ask what you meant, but the bearded boss swung the pole and slipped away!

After sliding down, Hou Zixuan and Huang Haojia found Qin Shiou, and they ran over in surprise and asked, "Brother, what are you doing sitting here? Isn't it cold on the ground? Hurry up, getting old is easy to get rheumatism in the joints."

Qin Shiou said with a dry smile: "It's nothing, that, you two have good skiing skills."

Huang Haojia said proudly: "It's okay, haha, there are many ski resorts over there, when it snowed heavily when I was a child, I could ski for a while on any dirt slope. But at that time, I was too stupid, easy to slip and fall... ..."

His words stopped abruptly at this point, and then the two bastards looked at each other, scanning Qin Shiou's crotch exposed by his open legs with treacherous eyes.

"Hurry up, or I will let the dog bite you, believe it or not?" Qin Shiou laughed.

Hou Zixuan waved his hand and said: "Brother, what do you mean? Isn't it just slipping and falling? Can our brothers still laugh at you or what? We are so disrespectful-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ha ha!"

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Shirley ran over with big golden braids, looked at the two angrily and shouted: "What are you laughing at? Go away, or I will tell the tigers and leopards to bite you!"

"Wow, woof, woof!" The two little Lalawang roared obediently, but Qin Shiou paid attention to the expressions of the two little guys, their mouths were so open, and their eyes were still narrowed. Is this an angry roar or a happy laugh?

Seeing the big loli, Huang Haojia was defeated at first, as if acting in a play, the smile on his face froze suddenly, and then showed shyness, and whispered: "Hi, Shirley, long time no see."

"get out!"

Huang Haojia rubbed his nose resentfully, and left reluctantly, looking back while walking slowly, while Hou Zixuan walked directly backwards.

What made Qin Shiou angry was that even if this bastard walked backwards, it was smoother than him walking forward! (to be continued)