Golden Greenery

Not two minutes before the fat Milo Raiola left the office, the sound of a man talking to himself came from the corridor outside.

"...Why don't you paint me on the west wall? How much paint will it cost to paint me? It's not just to save money. That day when I was eating in the cafeteria, I asked for seven more chicken legs, but the waiter refused to add them and said that I would only give five at most. Seven minus five equals two. How much are two chicken drumsticks worth? They are all money geeks! The tomato sauce in the chicken drumsticks is delicious, but there is not only tomato sauce in the chicken drumsticks, but also salad dressing. I have no objection to the chicken leg salad dressing, salad The sauce is also delicious, but what’s the deal with having both salad dressing and ketchup? Salad dressing is salad dressing, and ketchup is ketchup. It’s salad dressing and ketchup at the same time. Have you considered the feeling of chicken legs? …”

Along with the babbling, a tall black young man walked in. Zhuo Yang raised his eyes and took a closer look. He saw that this young man was as thick as a black donkey and naughty as a calf. He had red and yellow eyebrows and messy red eyes. Department, angry hair as thick as iron brush, ferocious like Suan Ni. There is a yellow comb on the head of the head, and two tall red pines on the feet.

The whole body is dressed in strange and weird clothes, with two big characters clearly visible--Second Grade!

When the visitor came through the door and saw Zhuo Yang, he was also stunned for a moment, but this confusion did not affect the chattering in his mouth at all.

"...if ketchup and salad dressing are mixed together, it should be called tomato ketchup. Oh, it's Zhuoyang. You are quite unexpected here. Uncle Milo has a lot of gadgets here. This place What's the thing that swings back and forth? What's the thing that goes around? Zhuoyang, do you know why the round one swings sideways and the square one shakes vertically..."

Zhuo Yang originally prepared a pot of chicken soup with positive energy such as Kong Rong, Lihuang Xiang, Wen Xi, Sima Guang, etc., but it can be seen that this guy can't tell it. It's not that his story is not exciting and he is not fully prepared, because he can't get a word in at all.

Although he had never seen him before, Zhuo Yang knew who this kid was. Mario Balotelli is 16 years old this year. Fatty Raiola signed him from the echelon of the third-division Lumezane club three years ago. According to Fatty, Balotelli's talent is outstanding. ‘Ten points’ and ‘outstanding’ are two words used to evaluate a player’s potential. Raiola has only used them on Six Musketeers and Ibrahimovic before, which shows how optimistic he is about this kid.

Balotelli also lived up to Fatty's high regard. He made his debut in Serie C on behalf of Lumezane last year when he was just 15 years old. This also broke the record for the youngest appearance in the Italian Professional League.

His biological parents are Ghanaian expatriates. They are boys and girls whose physical development is ahead of brain development. They tasted the forbidden fruit and gave birth to Balotelli. When the little guy reached the age of three, no one wanted to raise him anymore. His parents were still older children, so a middle-aged couple from Brescia adopted Balotelli. However, because this was a private adoption and was not recognized by relevant government agencies, Balotelli has not been able to register in Italy and must wait until he reaches the age of 18.

This summer, Raiola brought Balotelli to Inter Milan. It stands to reason that Lumezane's club should be heartbroken when a talented boy like him was poached by a wealthy club, but in fact Lumezane let out a sigh of relief.

This guy is a troublemaker, always making trouble all day long. He is not the kind of person who is deliberately playing pranks, but really thinks that everything he does is right. The nerves in the human brain are all brain circuits, and only Balotelli has a short circuit.

Even though he talks more than he talks today, Balotelli is actually not a talkative person. Sometimes he doesn't speak a word for several days and only communicates by nodding and shaking his head, or making sign language gestures. A mute. Sometimes it's like today, with a constant flow of hammers here and there. Zhuo Yang has caught up. Today, his mouth is like a perpetual motion machine.

Such a thing has made the Lumezane Club miserable for several years, and everyone is a big-headed dad. It is easier to ask God than to give him away. No matter how good his football talent is, Lumezzane would like to thank Inter Milan for being willing to take over.

"...The design of this small ball swinging sideways is very clever, but why not make the square bump also swing sideways? The sideways swing can be called a round swing, and the square one can also be called a square swing. Zhuoyang, what do you think? Is that right? If you let the round one stand vertically, it should be called a round vertical one..."

Yuan Shu? You still have Yuan Shao! At this moment, there was an echo in Zhuoyang's ears. No wonder the fat man was sweating profusely and said that his brain was about to burst.

Not to mention the troubles he has caused in Lumezza over the years, it is simply too numerous to mention. He has only been in the Inter Milan youth team for half a year, and he has already done a lot of things that are outraged by both people and gods.

On a whim, I lit newspapers in the locker room to see the difference in the color of the flames when burning two different newspapers. As a result, I almost burned down the entire locker room;

Forward Balotelli has scored a lot of goals in the youth league. To score a goal, he has to take off his clothes and get a yellow card for every ball. The youth team coach Juppese Baresi - he is AC Milan Baresi's brother - After some hard work, Balotelli decided not to take off his clothes. However, after he scored a goal in the next game, he did not take off his own clothes, but ran to take off the jersey of the opponent's defender. Taking advantage of his tallness, he insisted on stripping the other person into a bare spine, which directly caused Two gangs of teenagers from both sides fought.

After training, I secretly ran to the upper reaches of the lake inside the Pinetina base and opened the water storage gate a crack. Before dawn the next day, almost half of Pinetina was soaked in water...

When the Inter Milan first team faced the second division team in the first round of the FA Cup, Balotelli signed up. At halftime of the game, everyone took off their shoes in the locker room to let their feet breathe. When they came out again, Balotelli was at the end. Suddenly he felt that his blue sneakers were not good-looking, so he pulled a bright red sneaker from an unknown person and put it on his feet. Yes, it was just one. He didn't care that the red shoe was one size larger than his foot size. Then, Figo, who had finished having sex in the toilet, looked at the empty locker room and a pair of shoes, one red and one yellow, that were not the same size, and he was just confused.

Figo is a very particular person. He walked into the bench with these two shoes of different sizes. He saw the same scene on the feet of Balotelli, who was running with his legs high to warm up on the sidelines. His nose suddenly became angry. .

"Come on, come on, change it back for me." The old king suppressed his anger.

"Is it useful? Is it useful to change it over? My feet are red and one yellow, and your feet are also red and yellow. Let's change them, and they won't be one red and one yellow..."

Therefore, this guy's brain structure is completely different from that of ordinary people. In his opinion, one plus one does not necessarily equal two, but can also equal a shot put.

"...Uncle Milo said let me listen to your reasoning. What is truth? Is truth expressed? Things like truth are called truth to you Zhuoyang, but they are not necessarily called truth to me. Maybe It’s called ethics. Speaking of ethics, I told Aunt Boyani in the supermarket at the Pinetina base that I liked her, but they said I was unethical. I’m just over fifty years old and have a husband, a son, and grandchildren. What’s wrong with that? Ethics? Zhuoyang, are you ethical..."