Golden Greenery

No wonder many stars have their own personal masseuses.

The way the Italians work is not just the Milanello family, it is the same everywhere. The same is true for Pinenati of Inter Milan. To be honest, the Milan duo has basically never encountered a situation where masseurs need to work overtime before, but this problem has arisen at the same time this year, because AC Milan has Zhuo Yang, and Inter Milan has the second brother Montolivo.

The second brother also had the same experience as Zhuo Yang, but he had seen it at Juventus two years ago. The solution is also very simple, just take action from the fat Raiola.

Given that both Milan teams have many players of their own, Fatty and the two clubs hit it off immediately. Fatty introduced several masseurs to the two training bases. The club hired them as independent masseurs. They did not participate in other work in the laboratory or travel with the team to games. They only provided medical massage to the players in the base.

Of course, none of these new masseurs are Italian. Most of them are from Germany, France and other places. There are also several Chinese among them. They are all medical experts who have worked for sports teams and other sports groups for many years. They are quite skilled in massage techniques. .

These people have no objection to working overtime. They come to work just to make money. How stupid are Italians! Especially those Chinese people, the smart minds of the Chinese people have been exhausted. Players who come for massage during normal working hours are all pushed to find the original Italian masseuses. These few just close their eyes and relax, but as soon as they get off work, their energy comes up. If they catch Zhuo Yang, they will not let go. .

After a month, the actual workload was no more than that of an Italian masseur, but the salary they received was more than twice as high. Overtime pay in Italy was notoriously high, and they earned all the overtime pay from the two clubs.

Moreover, each of these people has their own jobs outside every morning, such as part-time jobs in hospitals, private health studios, etc. They only come to the base to rest and work overtime for a while in the afternoon. Not only are they comfortable, but their part-time jobs outside the home are also doing well because they are known as masseuses in Milan, and the money is not enough for them. Then, what about the days when players have vacations and away games and don’t need massages? Of course you won’t come!

However, the Italian masseurs are not envious at all, they just think they are stupid and don't know how to live. This world is like this. They pursue different things and each thinks the other is a fool.

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"Oh -, it's a pity that I have seven or eight iron butterflies in my tank! No, I can't forgive the fish tank dealer. It won't work if he doesn't compensate me for the loss."

We talk about everything in the locker room before training, it’s all over the place. Some people like to play chess, some like to tease donkeys, some like to play with plasticine, and Serginho likes to raise fish. He has a tank of valuable wrought iron butterfly tropical fish. He spent tens of thousands to buy seven or eight of them. . But two days ago, his high-end fish tank broke down. It couldn't automatically change the water or filter it, which completely soiled the delicate butterflies.

Shuangzi is basically in a semi-retired state now, and he can't fully recover from injuries. He has only played twice so far this season, and his condition is not as good as before. His contract still has one and a half years left, and the 37-year-old Shuang is now hesitating whether to terminate the contract early at the end of the season and quit.

"Xiu Zi, are you so cruel, just watching the fish turn over one after another?" Yankulovsky said; "Don't you know how to change the water in the fish tank yourself?"

"Then how the hell do you change it? The sealed lid is as big as a table." Shuangzi gestured with his hand. "I can't find where to unload it. The opening at the top is so small that I can't even put the teapot in. How can I change it?"

"Put a leather pipe in and put the water in, and then add new water. Isn't that the end? It's very simple!" Yanku shrugged his shoulders.

"Putting water into the leather tube...how to put it in?" Not only did Shuo Zi not understand, but no one else except Zhuo Yang could understand either. Zhuoyang understands because every Chinese middle school student knows what siphoning is.

"Smack it with your mouth...forget it, I'll show it to you.

Seeing that Yang Ku didn't understand, he ran away without knowing where he was. After walking around for a while, he came back with a thin plastic hose about one meter long in his hand. He took out a basin of water from the bathroom and started performing live. .

After a "tsk" sound was heard from the mouth, the fruit gurgled out from the tube. This time, these players who had never seen the world of science were dumbfounded. Even Zhuo Yang was shocked by Yang Ku's familiar actions: Before playing football, Yang Ku stole gasoline, right?

Yankulovsky's father is a middle school physics teacher, so Yankulovsky not only knows what a siphon is, but he can even distinguish between a moving pulley and a fixed pulley, which is awesome.

Everyone was chatting in a lively manner when the door of the dressing room was suddenly pushed open, followed by a crisp and sweet greeting: "Zhuoyang..."

Barbara Berlusconi breaks into the dressing room!

A small number of people inside were still naked from the lower body, and Zhuo Yang was only wearing a pair of poor underwear. Barbara pushed the door open and came in. Everyone was so scared that they said "Ouch~" and covered themselves up. Kaka turned around in a hurry. Remove the two small white buttocks and look like two big peeled pears.

It was common for Barbara to break into the dressing room. She had done this when she was a little girl in the movies. In recent years, perhaps because she has grown up, she has done less such outrageous things. Although she is a lover of Sanshou in bed, she is not a stupid girl. Now I do it occasionally, just as a prank.

"Barbara, please go out and wait. Be good and be obedient..." The black line on the bare-backed Maldini's forehead is clearly visible. He can lead AC Milan and guide the country in Italy, but he can only control this barbaric princess. Nothing can be done.

"Brother Paul, hehe, I'll leave right away. Just say a word to Zhuoyang." Barbara said with a playful smile: "Hey, Zhuoyang..."

"Barbara, please go out first. If you have anything to do, we'll talk about it later. I'm from a big girl's house. There are so many gentlemen with bare butts. Can you be a little embarrassed?" Zhuo Yang didn't feel that she had barged in to look at his face. brilliance.

"Hey, it's okay. I've seen the naked butts of uncles and buddies since I was a kid. It's not surprising, hehe." Barbara was very happy.

"Oh, really? Guanxi, let him have a look." Zhuo Yang directly directed his attention to Seedorf, who was sitting on a chair with only a white towel draped over his vital parts.

Seedorf hurriedly said: "Zhuoyang, why are you pulling me? Why are you pulling me?" The locker room burst into laughter.

Zhuoyang said this, and everyone laughed like this, because Seedorf is Milanello's famous brother. Even in the circle of European football players, no one knows that Seedorf's personal weapon is majestic and majestic.

The most famous ** brother in world football is of course the second brother Montolivo. He showed off his private nuclear weapons wantonly on the field of Madibao, making him a household name all over the world. The second brother is the favorite of aunts and sisters.

Apart from him, Seedorf is also recognized as a big guy within the player circle. He and Montolivo are now the Milan duo in another sense.

The second brother can't squat when taking a shower because it will drag on the floor. Seedorf once said that the most distressing thing for him was that he often accidentally pooped down when sitting on the toilet.

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