Golden Greenery
Chapter 36 Peeing on the Great Barrier Reef
What you play and eat is never the most important, who you play with and who you eat are the key factors. It’s not like I’ve never been to Brazil before. I just want to put aside the busy and annoying worldly matters and relax with a few people who don’t need to be careful. In this situation, people can always find the happiness of childhood.
The beaches in Rio, Mount Jesus, Iguazu Falls, the Amazon River, and Zhuo Yang even went to the National Museum alone.
After a few days of being busy at several well-known and unknown tourist spots in Brazil, according to the originally planned itinerary, the five Zhuoyang brothers and their four women said goodbye to Kaka and flew to Australia. Originally, I wanted to bring Kaka with me as a return invitation, but Mr. Jade, Kaka, is not as fussy as them. Brazil still has a large family to accompany, and a lot of relatives need to move around, so he declined with a smile: go. No.
Kaka was in a slightly bad mood because he and Ronaldinho were being mocked and denounced in the Brazilian media. The 'plain Brazil', which lacks them and the four kings of Ronaldo and Adriano, just unexpectedly defeated the favorite Argentina 3:0 in the 42nd America's Cup final in Venezuela.
New coach Dunga did not recruit a top-notch player this time, and went completely low-key with a "second-line" lineup. Furthermore, Dunga abandoned the traditional Brazilian samba style and made a splash with a thoroughly European style of play. What is European style? In fact, it is to strengthen the formation and resolutely defend and counterattack, and then focus on making more tackles, fouls, and yellow cards. Compared with previous samba dances, the viewing experience is extremely poor.
Therefore, Dunga's violation of tradition was very controversial in Brazil, and people called it "ugly Brazil". But after all, he simply defeated his archrival Argentina in the final, and the media could not bother the people in this excitement. Therefore, Kaká and Ronaldinho, who "escaped" before the game, became the most appropriate topics of criticism.
However, they were also mentally prepared in advance. No matter whether the Brazilian team can play well this time, there will definitely be a blame that needs to be shouldered by them. In fact, Kaká and Ronaldinho were only teased, but the ones who were most upset were Ronaldo and Adriano, who were also missing but were not at the forefront due to their condition and injuries, because Real Madrid's 23-year-old 'cycling boy' Robinho This guy became a big hit in this America's Cup. He became the top scorer in the tournament with 6 goals. His excellent performance throughout the whole process seriously threatened Ronaldo and Fude's main forward positions in the national team.
The 20-year-old Messi also participated in this competition as the main player of the national team for the first time, and even became the two core players in Argentina's frontcourt with Riquelme. Before the final, Messi and Riquelme were the most popular candidates for the tournament mvp.
But in the final, they were made miserable by Brazil's rough foul and fell into the world.
The five brothers and the Americans flew directly from Sao Paulo to Cairns, Australia, but they did not stop at the largest destination for visiting the Great Barrier Reef. Instead, they immediately transferred to Hamilton Island, located in the center of the Great Barrier Reef.
People all over the world who want to see the boundless beauty of the Great Barrier Reef with their own eyes basically come to Cairns, which is crowded with people. Hamilton Island is also known as the 'rich man's island'. Although it is small, it is located in the Great Barrier Reef. It has beautiful scenery, complete facilities and exaggerated consumption, which limits the attempts of the vast majority of 'poor people' to get involved. Naturally, it is suitable for nouveau riche like Zhuo Yang.
Grandpa Mertesacker had arrived a day early and was waiting for the brothers.
After more than two months of laying down and hatching eggs, Grandpa Mo’s knee injury finally healed. After passing the physical examination at the hospital, he flew over in a hurry. The photos of those five bastards showing him eating, drinking and having fun every day were purely intentional. Grandpa had already been teased to the point of being distracted.
My grandpa didn’t take his chess girlfriend with him on this vacation, and the beauty also had training and competitions. In this way, Zhuo Yang finally breathed a sigh of relief. Someone can accompany him without having to be a light bulb when he grows old.
Accompanying the four pairs of children returning from the famous "Heart-shaped Reef" after showing off their love, amidst the sea breeze and turquoise blue beach, Scar Ribery fulfilled his promise, and six huge king-level lobsters made a glorious debut. Iron Rooster Scar doesn't care about money. He only has one request: no waste, and he must eat everything, otherwise he will fall out. It shows that I still care about money.
Under the coercion of Scar and Wasiba, Zhuo Yang was stretched to the limit.
After eating a lot and drinking a lot of wine, the beer filled his stomach and made him feel suffocated. Zhuo Yang said, "I'm going to have some fun."
It is on the beach far away from the lights of the hotel. The Pacific Ocean and Coral Sea are pitch black at night. The nearby shore is lined with rocks. The jagged rocks are mysterious and interesting. He was drunk and had a heavy need to urinate. He didn't want to go all the way back to the hotel to urinate. He didn't bother to pay attention to his quality in the dark. He took advantage of others and dived into the rocks in the dark, preparing to find a suitable place to finish it on the spot and urinate deep into the Pacific Ocean.
There are a few sparse beaches on Hamilton Island. Most of the suitable places have people enjoying the sea breeze and having a late-night snack, but the places where the rocks are piled up are inaccessible. Zhuoyang groped up and down the reef, trying to find a place where he could completely avoid the sight of others and where he could stand firmly and urinate.
The young man was agile and climbed to the top of a big rock while walking. This position was quite happy. He could look out at the dark Pacific Ocean in front of him, and there happened to be a standing rock on the side blocking his view. He could urinate as much as he wanted. dripping.
Zhuoyang couldn't wait to invite Xiao Zhuoyang out. He held the handle in his hand and pointed it in the right direction. He raised his head and looked at the quiet and prosperous stars in the night sky of the southern hemisphere. He felt very comfortable and released his own burden. A thick and warm torrent spurted out. The tide laps silently under the cover of the rocks.
Sudden! "Wow ya # $^%!$ # Mom*;%¥34% # !Fake%$%$ # $beat to death^ # a # $*% ( # $%!" A series of miserable roars were shouted from the gaps between the rocks below where Zhuo Yang was standing, almost scaring him to death.
He could only understand a few words, but Zhuo Yang knew it was Spanish. He lowered his head and looked closely, and saw a short and fat figure suddenly appearing below in the darkness. He couldn't see what he looked like. Zhuo Yang was pouring a hot urine on this person.
"Holy shit, are you a fucking human or a ghost?" Zhuo Yang blurted out in shock, speaking in Chinese as his native language. Xiao Zhuoyang hurriedly braked, but it was so difficult. After a while, it was about to spurt out again. Zhuoyang quickly turned the muzzle of the gun and aimed it to the side.
Unexpectedly, the short and fat man was also jumping and dodging in that direction, and this time, he was peeing on his face as he raised his head and cursed angrily. "%^*$ # %^^% # Farke;* # * # * # ...!" 'Gudong' took a mouthful and stopped abruptly.
This is too fucking much. Zhuo Yang panicked and turned around with Shui Long. While peeing, he apologized repeatedly: "Brother, I really didn't mean to do it. I'm sorry. This is too fucking big!" Still in Chinese.
When the amount of water was almost under control, Zhuo Yang turned off the water dragon and ran away in panic without looking back, holding on to the rock. "I'm sorry, brother..."
The Great Barrier Reef is picturesque and a magnificent heritage of nature. Visitors who come here will consciously clean up their own garbage and try not to damage the beautiful scenery here. The cleaners of the Great Barrier Reef are the highest-paid sanitation workers in the world, and they are also the cleaners who work the most leisurely, but they also have the most stringent responsibilities. They must ensure that the place is always spotless.
Living in such a beautiful place, as a high-profile public figure, he actually committed extremely uncivilized behavior such as urinating in public. If Zhuo Yang was caught, he would be criticized completely.
Anyway, you can't see clearly what I look like, you can't understand what I say, and you don't know who I am. If you don't run away quickly, it won't be until later.
Angry barking came from behind the rock: "! # !^ # % # ......**##法克$*%( # $%! # ~!Kill you%$ $%! # Stop $%..."...
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