Golden Greenery

From the moment he entered the stadium for warm-up, Spanish curses were thrown at Cristiano Ronaldo from the Camp Nou stands and they almost never stopped. "Ese-portugues, hijo-de-putaes!" (Damn Portuguese, raised by a female cousin!). In the first El Clasico in his life, Ronaldo became the public enemy of Barcelona.

It is customary for the Spanish national derby to engage in verbal exchanges with each other. The media close to each other are either sarcastic, mocking or showing off, and it is extremely lively. It is a century-old tradition, a part of the national derby, and a big party for hype and entertainment.

All in all, today's four major transfer bidders are all new recruits from Derby. The veterans among them are Raul, Casillas, Puyol, Xavi and Messi. When they face interviews, they will follow the routine and make limited attacks, which shows that We have the belief that we will win, but we will not belittle our opponents. Cooperate with the media, but will not deliberately please the fans. They are all serving this bowl of rice. Everyone in the circle seems to have a clear mind.

The same is true for Kaká and Ibrahimovic. They are both veterans who have been in the football world for many years. The media cannot coax any hard news from their mouths.

When it comes to Zhuoyang, because everyone in the football world knows about his relationship with Butcher and Kaká, the media will naturally focus on this.

"The Butcher is my brother. No matter where we are, the Six Musketeers will still be the six brothers who laughed and played together on the Madibao Peninsula." Zhuo Yang said: "Kaka? He and I are more like a couple. ,a ha ha ha……"

Kaka responded with a smile: "Yes. But now Caroline has discovered my affair with Zhuo Yang, which gives me a headache. I don't know how Zhuo Yang explained it to Princess Christine..."

The media found that Kaka was no longer a serious person whenever topics related to Zhuo Yang were mentioned.

Butcher and Kaka agreed that Zhuoyang is Real Madrid's biggest threat, and warned their teammates to never underestimate Zhuoyang's energy. As long as he is on the court, the threat will always exist and they must be vigilant at the highest level.

This is normal. Only those who have been teammates with Zhuoyang can understand him most deeply, not as an opponent who thinks he knows enough.

Perhaps this sentence intrigued Ronaldo, or perhaps the Catalan media debate aroused Ronaldo's ambition to never admit defeat. His sudden utterance set off a flash point in the public opinion war in the El Clasico.

"World Sports News" said that the person who has scored the most goals between the two sides is Messi. He has scored six goals for Real Madrid. "Marca" asked Ronaldo what he thought of this problem. The Portuguese king curled his lips and said with great disdain: "Only six? I will soon score ten... no, twenty goals for Barcelona, ​​soon." ! You can start counting from this one."

This is naked contempt for Barcelona. Even if you can really reach this number after playing for many years, it is very inappropriate to speak arrogantly now. The media can attack each other, but as an individual player it is best not to become the focus of attack, even if you are already one of the four kings.

Except for Balotelli, who is a quail egg brain, no one who can become a star in today's football is stupid. No one will really talk nonsense because of insufficient IQ. What Ronaldo said is closely related to the personal image Mendes set for him.

Cristiano Ronaldo is following a traffic route and needs to give the outside world a feeling of being very strong and powerful and at the center of the topic. The strategy of making rude remarks and becoming the focus is exactly the same as the purpose of previously revealing the "bet" of the four major celebrities.

Ronaldo's wild words triggered strong dissatisfaction from Barcelona. The first person to pop up was Gerard Pique.

"He and I were once teammates, and I am very familiar with his moves. I have already seen through all of Ronaldo's diving and passing tricks, and I will not let him score."

The war of words was fleeting, but Pique has since been nicknamed "Skin Seeing Through".

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Not only was the talk flying everywhere, the media also compared the two teams in various aspects. Players from both sides were pulled out for one-on-one starts. Ibrahimovic/Higuain, Zhuoyang/Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi/Kaka, Xavi/Alonso, Keita/Butcher... Valdes/Casillas, and Guardiola/Pellegri Ni.

From a personal PK perspective, Barcelona has an advantage in the midfield and frontcourt, while Real Madrid is slightly ahead in the backcourt.

But in the other half of the competition off the court, Barcelona fell behind significantly. Except for Coco, who ranked first on the list, Real Madrid's wives crushed all the girls in the families of Barcelona players.

In fact, when the media compared the wives of both parties, they intentionally or unintentionally excluded Kou Kou because she was really unlike women in the football circle. She never took advantage of the popularity of football to show her face. Instead, she kept avoiding the camera.

Zhuo Yang never used his love to hype up, this was something he solemnly confessed to Fatty. Moreover, Kou Kou's identity cannot tolerate being scorned by the media.

Catalonia was the base area when the Spanish Habsburg royal family ruled Spain, and Barcelona was their private city-state. Hundreds of years have passed, and the Spanish Habsburg royal family has long disappeared. However, in order to show their unwillingness to obey the Spanish government, the Catalans gradually turned the former Habsburg myth into a symbol.

In fact, the Spanish Habsburg royal family at that time was a brutal feudal slave owner, and there was no way to say that they loved their people like their own children. But unable to withstand the propaganda for political purposes for many years, the Spanish Habsburg royal family has almost been totemized by Catalonia.

Anyway, it no longer exists. No matter how you interpret or exaggerate it, there will be no future troubles. History is a little girl who can be dressed up by others.

Although Coco was not born in the Spanish Habsburgs, but in Habsburg-Lorraine, which is the Austrian Habsburgs, she is still from the Habsburgs in Alsace, and she naturally has the talent A symbol of Barcelona that is liked and loved by everyone.

In the past, Kou Kou was just an aristocratic girl who lived in a boudoir and had no reputation in the secular world. However, since she fell in love with Zhuo Yang, although her true appearance is rarely reported in the press, she is no longer a girl unknown to the people.

Especially after Zhuoyang moved to Barcelona, ​​Koko's identity caused a sensation in Barcelona, ​​and Zhuoyang was quickly accepted by people here. Because Coco is ‘Her Royal Highness Princess Christine’, some media who like to join in the fun even call her ‘Princess of Catalonia’.

The abbreviation of FC Barcelona is ‘Barcelona’, but it also has a more popular nickname in Catalonia – Azulgrana! In the Catalan dialect, Azul is blue and Grana is red. Together they are the colors of Barcelona's uniforms.

Barcelona and Barcelona are both outsiders or official names. Barcelona fans prefer to call their team ‘Azul Grana’, and they also call Kou Kou ‘Our Royal Highness Princess Azul Grana’.

Today, Her Royal Highness Princess Asulgrana is in the box at Camp Nou, and with her is the sister of Her Royal Highness the Princess’s man, who is called sister-in-law in Chinese.

With such a status and appearance, there is no way to use it to compete with the wife, otherwise it would be called bullying, and it would also be a slight to the princess. Therefore, the oiran is still Kaka’s daughter-in-law Caroline, plus Cristiano Ronaldo’s new love Sandoval, Cassie’s new love Isabel, Laura, a school girl who is ten years younger than Guti, and Van der Vaart’s wife Sylvia , and other Real Madrid women, most of them are socialites and beauties, crushing the Barcelona wives in terms of quality.

Barcelona has a natural disadvantage in this regard because they have too many small players.

To be honest, being tall has great advantages in terms of dressing effect and temperament. A series of small people represented by Messi, Xavi, and Xiaobai will give people a rustic feeling no matter how brightly they dress. The clothes looked like they were stolen, which is why Barcelona got the nickname 'My Village'.

A man's appearance will naturally interfere with the beauty of the woman around him, and Barcelona is helpless in this regard. Fortunately, this year, with Zhuo Yang and Ibrahimovic, two impressive big men, there is hope of winning back a victory.

Stop talking nonsense! Referee Huentiano Marienko blew the whistle, and the 236th Spanish El Clasico began.