Golden Greenery

"Real Madrid: 100 million euros + Kaka in exchange for Zhuoyang!" A preliminary intention has been reached with Barcelona. 》

On the day of the first leg of the quarter-final match against Arsenal, the news on the front page of "AS" was so eye-catching that even Zhuo Yang was shocked when he saw it. Although he reacted immediately, the ridicule of Kaka in the title and article still made him feel very uncomfortable. After cursing secretly, he threw the newspaper away.

After the New Year and March, Kaká's performance became increasingly mediocre. His old knee and groin injuries had reached the point where they had to be treated, but they couldn't be cured. Because the World Cup will be in three months, and if you have surgery at this time, you will definitely miss it. Therefore, Kaka could only receive conservative treatment as usual, and he could not get out of the firing line even if he was slightly injured.

Kaka is already 28 years old, and his injuries have been accumulated for too long. No one can say whether the operation will be a blessing or a curse. It’s sad to think about delaying this summer and another four years.

In fact, Kaka is not mediocre, but his performance is a bit far from people's expectations. Last summer, the top four bidders in the transfer market, Zhuo Yang and Cristiano Ronaldo basically achieved their worth, and Ibrahimovic was just okay. Among the four, only Kaká was slightly depressed.

Last month, pro-Real Madrid newspaper Marca ranked Kaka among the top ten parallel importers in La Liga in the new season, on the same list as Asenjo and Negredo. The last one on this list is Shunsuke Nakamura, who has returned to Japan, and the second one right behind Kaká is Zygrinski.

In fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see that this so-called "top ten" is here for Kaká. Real Madrid is looking for a scapegoat for the missed Champions League.

After spending so much money last summer, not only was Barcelona always beaten in the league, but the Champions League was once again stopped in the top 16. The huge amount of money did not bring any improvement in performance, and Real Madrid was under great pressure.

Therefore, someone has to take the blame, and the others are not good enough. Only Kaka is the most suitable.

But from a performance point of view, Kaka is the one who has given the most assists among the Galacticos midfielders. His performance cannot be said to be bad. Compared with the sharp decrease in the number of goals in the Milan era, Cristiano Ronaldo and Higuain can handle the main offense. Firepower excuse to explain.

However, Kaka's worth is so high that his on-field performance is always below the expectations of the media and fans. In addition, injuries have also greatly reduced the cost-effectiveness of the Brazilian's transfer.

There are too many versions about Kaka's mysterious knee and groin injuries: some say that Real Madrid was taken advantage of by AC Milan, some say that this injury will accompany Kaka for life, and some say that Kaka only needs a year to recover.

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There were even two Kakas at one time: one would claim that he still felt unwell when he performed poorly, while the other would emphasize that he was fine before each game.

But in any case, Florentino signed Kaka to score goals and establish the team's flag, not to open a seminar on groin and knee injuries.

Of course, the Milan laboratory was well aware of Kaka's injury, but the director of the laboratory, Dr. Nino, could not be complacent about his "great achievements" because he was scolded by Berlusconi.

Prime Minister Bei didn't care about Kaka. He asked the Milan laboratory: Why is Zhuoyang so alive and kicking without any signs of collapse, not even cramps?

Dr. Nier Nino replied: Probably...probability question...

"Fuck the odds. You can use these words to prevaricate others, but you can fool me? Old Mother Diurei! 80%, you have to explain this 80% to me."

If it weren't for the 80% probability given by the Milan laboratory about Zhuoyang, Lao Bei would never sell Zhuoyang, at least not within ten years. One hundred million euros sounds like a lot, but in front of super tycoons like Berlusconi, it is just a small daily goal.

Since selling Zhuoyang, Lao Bei has been tossing back and forth between secret joy and distress, eagerly looking forward to the big news about Zhuoyang from Spain. But the season is about to come to an end. Zhuo Yang has scored a hat trick and a big four, and he doesn't look like he's about to collapse.

For Berlusconi, if the Milan laboratory makes a mistake in judgment, it means that he has made the stupidest deal since taking over AC Milan.

Zyglinski, who ranked second on the top ten parallel import list, was actually a little aggrieved. The contrast between his price of 24 million, the most expensive defender in Barcelona's history, and his own abilities and characteristics that are somewhat inconsistent with La Liga is a bit annoying.

Qi Jesus is a standard German center back, suitable for teams and leagues with a hard bridge and hard horse style. He is as good as anyone today in terms of frontal defense and heading, and his positioning and defensive awareness are pretty good. However, his ability to turn and hold the ball suffers greatly in a place like La Liga where bunny wingers are a disaster.

Coupled with the fact that he is not qualified for the European competition this season, criticism is inevitable.

Qi Jesus felt that he had come to the wrong place. Rich family was not a good place. The more money he made, the more famous he would be, but all his shortcomings would be ruthlessly magnified in the spotlight. He revealed to Zhuoyang his intention to leave Barcelona. If it had been in the past, Zhuoyang would have persuaded him to persist, and would have patted his chest to reassure him that he would definitely help him on the court.

But this time, Zhuo Yang didn't say that. Instead, he asked him to think clearly. If he really wanted to leave, it wouldn't be a big deal. There is no place where people are not buried in the loess.

Although Puyol is 32 years old, it is obvious that he will still be the soul of Barcelona's defense for at least two years. Therefore, if Zygrinski wants to advance to become the main force in Barcelona, ​​in addition to being willing to wait, he will also have to face competition with Pique.

After almost a season of contact with him, Zhuoyang already knows what kind of person Pique is. Thoughtful, courageous and resourceful, although he is thorough in everything, he is still not afraid of offending others at critical moments. Putting aside his football skills, Zyglinski is not as good as Pique in these aspects. With a rough appearance, he is a bachelor of intellectual property who likes guitar and jazz. He is quiet and nostalgic.

Zyglinski doesn't like to be in the limelight, and Zhuo Yang always feels that he has some secrets in his heart.

Zygrinski has little chance of winning the competition with Pique. Now that Marcos is dead, Milito is destined to be a dead substitute. Even if Barcelona no longer recruits strong central defenders, Pique will die in the foreseeable period of time. Hold on to his starting position. With a guy like Pique, it's best not to antagonize him unless absolutely necessary.

From Pique's perspective, if the 24-year-old Zygrinski wants to stay in Barcelona, ​​he must first be patient. He does not lack this quality, so Qi Jesus is still hesitant at the moment, and Guardiola I don't want him to leave either. Excluding the fact that his brother is an agent, in Guashuai's opinion, although Zygrinski is not entirely satisfactory, he is obviously not completely useless.

Three days after playing the first leg of the Champions League quarter-finals against Arsenal, in the 30th round of La Liga between Barcelona and Athletic Bilbao at Camp Nou, Zijesus partnered with Pique as a central defender and performed well in the game. Very good, Barcelona also defeated Biba 4:1.

For the second round with Arsenal and the subsequent El Clasico, Barcelona made substantial rotations in this game. The forward line even featured Bojan and Heffren, while Messi and Zhuo Yang were just Each played half a game. The four forwards each scored a goal, and Heffron was considered a fool in the first team.

The game went smoothly, and as for the front-page news in Aspen mentioned at the beginning, it was not surprising. The sensational headlines in European newspapers that day were gone.

"Inzaghi admits that he is gay! 》Gazzetta dello Sport

"Bolt signed with Manchester City and will wear the No. 58 jersey. 》The Times

"Beckham and Victoria Beckham agree to divorce!" 》Sky News

"Maradona will coach the Chinese Super League after the World Cup!" 》Sports Weekly

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It’s scary, but no one will take it seriously because it’s April Fool’s Day. Even Kou Kou called Zhuo Yang and confessed: "Brother Zhuo Yang, I don't want to lie to you anymore. In fact, my nose has been augmented..."

Before she finished speaking, she giggled to herself.