Golden Greenery

After returning to Barcelona, ​​Zhuo Yang felt much more relaxed.

Flights have not returned to normal yet, and the return journey is still a long and tiring bus ride. Although the game was lost, it was only the first half of the semi-finals. Everyone was full of confidence in the battle at Camp Nou, and the post-game brawl could be considered a complete victory. Men, after all, are professional players with vigorously growing male hormones, so they naturally relish this.

Along the way, the men of Barcelona chatted enthusiastically, and the loss of the game did not affect everyone's emotions. Only the protagonist and the second male protagonist who were fighting seemed uninterested and did not participate much.

For Zhuo Yang, fighting was nothing. He was still depressed because of the scene that happened in the stands. Ibrahimovic felt that he was not fighting well. He was obviously knowledgeable in Taekwondo techniques, but when it came to the end, he could only scratch and scratch like a shrew.

In fact, Ibrahimovic has never fought much, but his black belt in Taekwondo is indeed real, and years of practicing Taekwondo have made Ibrahimovic's body coordination very good, which is why he is so big, but he is not inferior in flexibility of movements. Even though he is 1.7 meters tall, he can still perform many difficult moves on the court, such as the scorpion tail swing, all thanks to his practice of Taekwondo.

But why can’t Ibrahimovic’s Taekwondo be used in actual combat? On the one hand, it is related to the fact that he fights less, and on the other hand, it is mainly because the sport of Taekwondo has been completely differentiated. The taekwondo competitions that everyone saw at the Olympics were not very entertaining, but the competitive nature of them cannot be ignored. They were completely different from the elegant and unrestrained taekwondo in the gyms on the streets.

Taekwondo is said to have originated very early. Anyway, the origins of Korean things are very early, equivalent to the sun and the moon. It was not until 1955 that the name 'Taekwondo' was officially adopted.

Later, in order to promote Korean culture and increase the country's presence in the world, the Korean government carefully packaged Taekwondo and introduced it to the world in a planned way.

Why not promote something else? Go, even the thick-skinned Koreans would not dare to take away the beauty of the Chinese cultural circle; tea art, only the Japanese are willing to do it. So, it’s either Taekwondo or Kimchi, so…

All kung fu must start with boring basic training, strength, endurance, speed, and barbell jump rope pullers. Which boxer does not just do the same punching action tens of thousands of times every day. These extremely boring trainings have blocked the further interest of most ordinary people, not to mention the painful and cruel actual combat training stages that follow.

In order to promote Taekwondo, especially Taekwondo promoted in the West, the Koreans have omitted all these thresholds and designed the movements to be extremely graceful. Let's see who can jump high and who can spread their legs and how many turns they can jump and spin. The circle is awesome. Coupled with many cultural and etiquette elements, promotional Taekwondo has become a low-threshold and high-level dance-based spectator sport that is close to the masses.

Around the world, Taekwondo is now the most famous kung fu, surpassing chinesekungfu. From this point of view, the Koreans are very successful.

Of course, taekwondo, which is going to compete in the Olympics, is another way to play. The gap between the two is like football and poker.

With its great reputation and exaggerated movements, Taekwondo is indeed very capable of bluffing people, especially ordinary people. After all, as soon as someone lifts their leg, it will be in your face, so most Taekwondo practitioners think very highly of themselves. That's the case with Ibrahimovic.

Ibrahimovic often fights with people in his mind, I kick like this and you can't dodge, then I kick like that again and then do a roundabout..., he is invincible.

If fighting is a kind of language art, and it pays attention to how to talk, learn and sing, then Ibrahimovic can completely beat Zhuoyang, and he can single-handedly challenge the entire five major leagues, including the Eredivisie.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, a master of theoretical and mental kung fu, is almost thirty years old. He has only fought with people no more than five times as long as he can remember, but he has defeated everyone in his mind. Therefore, Ibrahimovic really likes to show off the spectrum of a great kung fu master in his daily life.

Everyone was joking together, and Ibrahimovic often pretended to be angry, blowing his beard and glaring. Although he was just pretending to be angry, everyone felt that it was very boring after too many times, and it was too staged.

Ibrahimovic also likes to show off his skills in front of others. He will fix his feet ten centimeters in front of your eyes with just one move, without moving at all. He is full of style and style. Zhuo Yang was annoyed by his love for showing off.

Ibrahimovic is 195cm tall, but his upper body is the same size as a 175cm tall man. This guy's legs are extremely long, and his hip bones are at the same level as an average person's chest. With his exaggeratedly long legs, there was no need to stretch the ligaments very far. He could just lift them as high as others could kick them into the sky.

One day in November last year, during a break in training at Gamber Sports City, Ibrahimovic suddenly showed off his black belt-level side kick in front of Zhuo Yang. He stretched out his posture and the soles of his feet were frozen in front of Zhuo Yang's face. .

Zhuoyang was a little annoyed that he was always doing this, so he suddenly raised his leg and made a move out of thin air, using his own foot to push Ibrahimovic's calf, and raised him another foot.

Ibrahimovic's left leg is rooted to the ground, and his right leg forms a tight and tension-filled triangle with it. The triangle is the most stable form in nature, so Eevee was stretched very firmly, but the stretch on his crotch was unbearable.

"Too...high...too...high...high..." His voice became shrill.

It wasn't until he could no longer scream that Zhuo Yang loosened his legs. From then on, Ibrahimovic never showed any Taekwondo scores in front of him.

It was the same with Eto'o in the tunnel last night. Zhuoyang kicked Materazzi angrily, and the continuous leg attacks made Ibrahimovic feel relaxed and happy: I am the best at this thing!

In the field of Ibrahimovic's mind kung fu, his attacks are as fast and accurate as Zhuoyang in front of him, or even worse. As for Zhuo Yang's dizzying knowledge of various kicks, Ibrahimovic actually couldn't understand it at all. He couldn't see that every time Zhuo Yang raised his leg, it was the most reasonable attack at the moment and took the shortest route.

Eto'o's lack of sense of proportion just allowed Ibrahimovic's interest to find an outlet. However, when the two horses faced each other, Ibrahimovic still couldn't use any Poomsae routine, just like the three-nation battle with Van der Vaart and Sneijder at Victory Stadium that year.

In fact, the reason is very simple. Ibrahimovic is good at the mental stream of consciousness technique, but when the two armies are actually facing each other, there is no time to think, and all depends on the body's reaction. To be honest, Ibrahimovic would not have been Eto'o's opponent if the people in the channel had not spared no effort in provoking fights.

Ibrahimovic is unhappy at this time, out of frustration. He went through the process in his mind again, wondering why he didn't do it like this, and why he didn't do it again...

Zhuo Yang slept almost the whole way, wearing headphones to isolate himself from the lively atmosphere of the bus. The half-asleep and half-awakeness along the way somewhat made up for his lack of sleep in the past few days.

After returning to Barcelona, ​​despite a very tight schedule, Guardiola decided to take a day off tomorrow and resume training the day after tomorrow to start the 34th round of La Liga with Jerez. Fortunately, this round was at home, otherwise Jerez would be at the southernmost tip of mainland Spain near Gibraltar, another ten hours' drive from Barcelona.

The scene on the Meah inspection stage made Zhuo Yang cut Rosenery away from his heart, but after returning to Barcelona, ​​the news that came the next day filled his heart with warmth, because a group of old friends from Milan all stood up.