Golden Greenery

"Hello everyone, the world's most powerful top scorer in the European Championship, the ace striker of the world championship who is unique to me, a man who can hit the ground and hit the target, and possess the seven unique skills of 'break, slide, spin, rush, confuse, break and cut'. , I am the big~~~~~~~~~~Wei! Villa——"

The Barcelona teammates burst into laughter, and Zhuo Yang stared at the arrogant Villa with his jaw set. I have seen confident players, but I have never seen anyone so confident. When everyone's laughter came to an end, Zhuo Yang's mouth was relatively mean, and his low-pitched but clearly audible murmur floated over.

"Seven unique skills, buddy, you are a gourd boy!"

His teammates once again burst into laughter, and Villa's face turned blue and purple. It was so exciting. "Mr. Zhuo Yang, I am a European Cup champion shooter and a World Cup champion shooter."

"Disrespectful, welcome, welcome, long respected name, welcome new teammates." In order to make up for his bad words, Zhuoyang quickly took the lead in applauding, and the whole team applauded warmly.

Today, the top eight Spanish international players return to the team. Barcelona is fully equipped, and it truly kicks off the new season. On this day, because the team is welcoming a transfer, every player has to introduce himself. This is routine.

Normally a self-introduction would be like, 'Hello everyone, I am Leo Messi, I am a 23-year-old forward and I am from Argentina.' This is just a formality, but no one expected that new aid David Villa's self-introduction would be something like this. So wonderful.

The 29-year-old Villa has become famous not too early. He only made his debut for the Spanish national team five years ago, but since the 2008 European Cup, he has replaced Torres as the Spanish national team's top striker. The Spanish national team has always had a weak striker, but in 2008 Villa became the spearhead of champion Spain's attack with 4 goals in 5 games. He was also the top scorer in the European Cup that year.

In this year's World Cup, Villa's 5 goals in 7 games are still quite amazing. He does not have Zhuoyang's six-kill Cameroon data. Five goals are worth 5,000 gold. He is a major contributor to Spain's championship, even the biggest contributor.

Villa is 1.75cm tall. This is what he said himself, and the same is true in the team's public information, but from a well-known perspective, 1.72m is a wall. However, this is the case for men. Except for Optimus Primes like Pique and Ibrahimovic who are over 1.9 meters tall, who doesn't talk about his height? Messi is 1.7 meters tall. Zhuo Yang also claims that his net height is 188cm and 19cm in shoes. In fact, they are 168cm tall and 186cm tall.

Regardless of 175 or 172, Villa's height is still in line with Spain's compact tradition on the offensive end, and his figure looks relatively well-proportioned. But he was not like this when he was a child. He was short and squat, like a pickle jar. Of course, there is no such container as a jar in Spain, so people in his hometown of Tuilia call him ‘gourd’. Spanish gourds are not the kind that Taishang Laojun pretends to be an elixir. They are more like our Chinese vegetable gourds and giant Japanese melons.

It was precisely because of the nickname "Calabash" in the past that everyone had a knowing smile when Zhuo Yang blurted out "Calabash Baby" just now.

Basically everyone here has nicknames, and everyone in football has them, but some are more like nicknames, and some of them are complimentary. Such nicknames are harmless. For example, the Six Musketeers' two-scarred Zhu Lao Tu can be called directly in front of them. These nicknames are even more popular than his real name. Kaka, Pato, Pele, these are actually nicknames.

The Spanish football community gave Zhuo Yang the nickname Jouyahlh (Big Devil).

The devil Huheya from mythology has a similar pronunciation to John Young. You can also call him in front of him. Many teammates call Zhuoyang like this on weekdays. Ibrahimovic's 'Big Golden Chain', Iniesta's 'Xiaobai', Butzquez's 'Professor', Pedro's 'Saber', these can all be called out in person, but some nicknames are not. Perfect fit.

As we all know, Messi’s nickname is ‘Flea’, but do you try calling it in front of him? Not even a clueless person like Zhuo Yang. As for the nickname "Calabash", which was joking and not very lofty, after Villa became famous, no one said it in front of him. They were all shouted behind his back.

Zhuoyang's mean talk made Villa very embarrassed, but he wouldn't fall out because of it. In fact, he didn't have the guts. Villa is not a very arrogant person. He has a purpose for introducing himself in such a high-profile manner today, but the purpose is not directed at Zhuo Yang.

On the offensive end of the new season, Barcelona left Henry and came to Villa. It seemed that there was an equal exchange of one out and one in. However, because of the World Cup, the intensity of competition in the frontcourt has more than doubled compared to last season.

Henry was only a substitute last season, and Barcelona's main striker was Djoumei, but Villa can't be a dead substitute when he comes, right? Just as he said - the ace shooter of the new world championship team! Which coach keeps such a character sitting on the bench, it only shows that you are a loser.

A world championship has changed the identities of many people on the team. Iniesta was also a substitute last season, and this season he obviously needs to be given status. Iniesta defeated the Netherlands and became a national hero of Spain. It is inappropriate to play as a substitute again.

There is also Pedro. Although he is only a substitute for the national team, he must increase his playing time in the club. The roots are growing and the seedlings are red.

Barcelona only has six holes in the midfield and frontcourt, including Zhuomei, Habaib, and Calabash Saber. How should the eight players be arranged? This does not include the old main force Keita and the fully grown Bojan. These players cannot be indifferent.

Guardiola is aware of this situation, and so is everyone involved. Villa, who had just arrived, was as clear as day. It took him half his life to finally marry into a wealthy family. He couldn't just dim in the bright stars from the beginning.

Calabash Boy is not targeting Zhuo Yang. Although he is confident, he is not so crazy. He cannot target Messi in a yellow jacket. No one can shake these two. He doesn't need to target Pedro. The Sabers are Villa's substitute in the national team. Calabash's target is Ibrahimovic, who is the same age as him.

European champion, world champion, gold medal scorer, ace forward, these words are all for Ibrahimovic who didn’t even get to play in the World Cup, and because Ibrahimovic was the one with the worst performance in Barcelona’s front three last season, and he His style does not fit with Barcelona.

Calabash Boy wants to exert psychological pressure on his competitors from the first day. Time waits for me. 29 years old is a frightening age. He wants to show his advantages and show off his sword from the first day.

Sure enough, everyone else was laughing and joking as they were told, except for the big gold chain who still had a gloomy look on his face until the new season photo was taken, as if he had lost money playing cards last night.

By the way, Barcelona went to Madrid to play the first round of the Spanish Super Cup two days ago and lost to Atletico Madrid 1:3 at the Calderon Stadium. Zhuo Yang did not participate with the team because he injured his ankle in the game between the Bird's Nest and Beijing Guoan. The champion internationals have not yet returned to the team, and Messi and Ibrahimovic have led the second line of substitutes.

In the game, Ibrahimovic scored Barcelona's only goal.