Golden Greenery

In fact, if you look carefully, the differences in appearance between European countries are quite obvious. Especially Spain and Portugal on the Iberian Peninsula, people who often walk in Europe can recognize them at a glance. It is impossible to accurately describe the difference between the Bidentarians, the Italians, and the native French in words, but it is indeed easy to distinguish. Westerners call this difference the "Latin taste."

As the gateway between Europe and Africa, the Iberian Peninsula has been invaded and ruled by foreigners many times in history. The Celts, Carthaginians, Cartagos, Romans, Arabs, and later the Ottomans, so Iberia The ancestry of the inhabitants of the Asian Peninsula is very mixed, and it has been very mixed since their ancestors.

People here even have black African ancestry. Their bronze skin is not due to sun exposure, but comes from ancestral genes.

In the eyes of the Chinese, the Spaniards, the British, and the Germans are all white, but in the white circle, let alone the 'white supremacist' Germanic, Celtic, and Anglo-Saxon races, even the blood is also impure. Italy and Greece do not regard Spanish and Portuguese people as serious white people.

In fact, most Spanish people have far less white skin than East Asian yellow people. Yellow people are not yellow. "Yellow" is just a term used by white people to classify people. On the contrary, the Spaniards have inherited the advantages of white people with large pores, and their skin is so rough that they cannot bear to look directly at it. Not to mention the Chinese girls, Zhuo Yang is absolutely fair and tender and beautiful in the Barcelona team.

Love is in vain! White and black have nothing to do with us, but the rich bloodline of the Spaniards has created their unique aesthetics. Spanish men generally have longer faces, not to the extent of Su Dongpo's "Last year's tears of lovesickness flowed down to the cheeks today", but it makes Zhuo Yang look like what the Chinese commonly call a "horse face".

And Zhuo Yang has a standard East Asian and Chinese face, neither too long nor too short, just right, with sword-shaped eyebrows, starry eyes, and a nose as bold as a gallbladder, and the sky is plump and the earth is round. It is not easy to describe a man as "beautiful". Among Chinese people, Zhuo Yang's appearance should be very MAN. He is full of masculine temperament and can be called "handsome". However, he obviously does not meet the Spanish aesthetic.

"Football Man" magazine initially selected the 'Top Ten Handsome Men' through readers' votes. Later, it was found that the competition was fierce and the difference in votes was not large, so it finally launched the 'Fifteen Handsome Men'.

There is no Zhuoyang in the top ten, and there is still no him in the fifteenth. What? I can't even be ranked among the top fifteen? Then looking at the handsome guys on the list, Zhuo Yang directly felt a deep contempt for the Spanish aesthetics.

First place, Gerard Pique. Well, although Xiaojie's face is a little longer, he doesn't look shabby, and his height of 194cm is very advantageous.

Second place, Xavi Alonso. Well, having a long face is not a disadvantage...

third place,

What the hell is Osvaldo, the Argentine striker who plays for Espanyol? Apart from his long face, how is he as good-looking as me?

Torres, those freckles on the horse's face, are you the reincarnation of an angel who loves to count stars?

Fifth place, Cesc Fabregas. Phew—are you kidding me?

Although "Football Man" is very authoritative, almost all of its readers are Spanish, so this selection is entirely based on Spanish aesthetic tastes. Among the fifteen people, they are either Spanish players and coaches, or foreign players and coaches playing in La Liga, and they are all people with a "Latin flavor".

Ten Spanish internationals and national youth players, plus Guardiola, who is ranked tenth. Barcelona has four, in addition to Pique, there are also eighth-ranked Calabash and Bojan. So even though he was treating guests to steak, Zhuo Yang still disliked Villa. How dare you be ranked eighth? Gourd with short legs, can you breathe fire or absorb water?

Cristiano Ronaldo is number six, and Zhuo Yang estimates that he is on the list because of his long face. Mourinho's face was not long enough, so he only finished fifteenth.

Either don't comment, or praise it if you want to comment. Zhuo Yang was so angry when he saw this list. He showed it to Kou Kou unconvinced and asked her to say something fair. As expected, Her Royal Highness the Princess is the one who knows the best. Kou Kou said categorically: "All of them put together, not one hair of Brother Zhuoyang's hair is as good-looking, I swear."

Can Kou Kou lie to people? Could she be wrong? Absolutely! right! No! Can! able!

So when reporters stopped Zhuo Yang and asked him to comment on this selection, he was not polite at all.

"As long as you are happy! Just Jiang, I'm very busy."

Perhaps "Football Man" magazine also felt that this selection was very narrow and could easily become a joke for people in other places. After two days of lively discussion, it quickly took it off the shelves and stopped hyping the list with great fanfare.

It's obvious, Zhuoyang won't mention it, those recognized handsome men in world football, such as Beckham, Kaká, Santa Cruz, Raul, Nesta, Meng Er, Inzaghi, Loew, Klose, wait, none of these people are on the list, which shows that this list is completely unconvincing. None of the above have a good face, who are you going to talk to for explanation? .

The most handsome guy in football today, what an awesome title this is! Gerald Pique was so high-spirited that he didn't care even if Zhuo Yang laughed at him for being a human being.

"Mortal, have you ever seen a vase that is 1.94 meters tall?"

Zhuo Yang curled his lips: "In China, let alone 1.94 meters, there are large vases of two or three meters everywhere, more than dogs. What's so strange about it!" Super large vases mean 'peace and tranquility' in China. , many companies, hotels, and even government departments like to display such a pair.

"Really? I like China, and I like you too, mortal." Xiaojie was still smiling happily.

"Open your mouth and let me see... grow bigger." Zhuo Yang gestured to him seriously. Xiaojie didn't know why, so he became obedient and opened the handsome boy's big mouth.

"Like! Very similar!"

"like what?"

"When I was in my hometown, we had a hot pot restaurant, and there was a pair of cloisonne as tall as you in the foyer. Then I thought about cleaning it, but more than a hundred kilograms of cigarette butts came out. You look so much like that. "

Xiaojie: "..."

"You are jealous, mortal."

"I've even seen a couple pour out more than 200 kilograms of phlegm."

"Ugh——, it's so disgusting. Mortals, you and I are all friends."

"When I poured it out, the more than 200 kilograms couldn't be broken at all. They stuck together and were very tight."

"Well--"

"I've seen a couple..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Boss, you are the boss, you are Mr. Zhuo, please stop talking. Uh-"

"Excellent!" Zhuo Yang clasped his fists: "When you and Shakira get married, do you want me to give you a pair? Gold wire inlaid with jade and red glaze as a base, festive. Place them in your bedroom, one throws a cigarette butt. ,one……"

"Shut up--!!!"