Golden Greenery

With one sentence, Guardiola exploded, and the gentle and elegant bald handsome man instantly turned into a fighting cock, with a shrill and thin voice.

"Who are you calling a rotten apple? Who are you calling moldy? Ouch! Who are you calling a lifetime ban?" Guardiola suddenly became excited, which immediately aroused the dissatisfaction Solbakken had been suppressing in his heart.

"Why wasn't your goalkeeper a bad apple last time? You wouldn't have won without him."

"Oh shit, look at my bad temper. I changed the goalkeeper today. Did I win? Did I win?"

"Why are you so crazy? Don't you guys in Barcelona just have a good godfather? Without a godfather named Pu, you will never win."

Guardiola is most annoyed by people saying that Platini is Barcelona's godfather, because this completely obliterates his coaching achievements.

"Who do you think is your godfather? Tell me clearly, who do you think is your godfather?"

"Your godfather! Your godfather!"

"Fuck you grandpa!"

The scene directly turned into a street of street scoldings. Guardiola and Solbakken both had bald heads, but Solbakken, who had thick eyebrows and ringed eyes, was 1.9 meters tall. Even though he was wearing a black scarf to pretend to be polite, he still looked elegant. Far more fierce than Guardiola.

The two people stretched their necks and quarreled, and Guardiola was visually at a disadvantage. Although he did not retreat at all, he kept raising his body to increase his arrogance.

"I think you are uneducated even if I want to be your godfather, bah!"

"I think you are a bald man even if I want to be your godfather, bah!"

"Oh shit, who are you calling bald? I don't even look at your head, which is as bald as an egg. Have you ever heard of Sassoon in your life?"

"Sassoon is your father!"

"Rejoice is your grandfather!"

"Head and Shoulders is your mother!"

"Pantene is your grandma!"

People who didn’t know better thought it was two Tony teachers from beauty salons having a heated business debate.

When Busquets arrived, the two had just fought over Schwarzkopf.

Xiao Bu saw that Gua Shuai was not as strong as his opponent because of his low stature, and Solbakken's aggressive appearance from top to bottom gave him the upper hand, so he hurried up to protect his head coach. In fact, when Xiaobu walked off the court, he was a gentle man and never caused trouble. He just stepped forward and pushed Solbakken away.

"You two, stop arguing, don't..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiaobu let Solbakken push back and staggered, almost hitting Guardiola. Xiaobu and Guashuai are not people who fight, they are just talking. Solbakken is a bald and tough guy. He is not afraid of fighting, but he knows very well that the fight will not work and it would be too unseemly to expose him to the public.

Solbakken rushed forward and relied on his own strength to squeeze Guashuai and Xiaobu with his chest. He kept pressing everything from rotten apples to shampoo in his mouth. Guashuai couldn't squeeze him at all. At this moment, Zhuo Yang rushed over.

‘Bang! ’ Solbakken didn’t pay attention and didn’t even see what it was. It was as if he had hit an iron plate. He was immediately dizzy and the birds were flying around.

Solbakken did not give up, and relied on the inertia just now to squeeze through again, ‘Bang! 'The sky is spinning and the earth is spinning, and Venus is rising everywhere. Only then did he clearly hear what someone was shouting.

"If you have something to say, it's easy to say it. We are all gentle people. Don't be impulsive..."

Zhuo Yang didn't kick anyone away with a flying kick. The camera was pointed at him in public. He had stopped doing such stupid things long ago. After rushing over, he quickly inserted himself into Guardiola's body with his sharp eyesight and skill, and he was still facing the Guardiola, showing a completely loyal and protective attitude but afraid of causing trouble.

He raised his arm and stopped in front of Guardiola, "Don't be impulsive..." Solbakken, who rushed up, unexpectedly hit Zhuo Yang's right elbow with his head. Of course, Zhuo Yang turned sideways to stop the fight, so his elbow happened to be pushed back, but of course he couldn't be blamed for this, Zhuo Yang couldn't see it.

The second time he squeezed up, he hit Zhuo Yang's left elbow exactly the same way, with just the right amount of force. To be honest, Solbakken's nose was not broken. It is indeed Zhuoyang who has been kind-hearted recently.

Seeing that Solbakken was completely stunned, Zhuo Yang turned around slowly, but he did not see the frightened eyes of Gua Shuai and Xiao Bu.

"that whoever……"

Before he finished speaking, Guardiola hugged Zhuoyang's waist tightly, and Xiaobu also tightened his upper body from behind.

Guardiola was really anxious, and his voice changed from a scolding to a eunuch. "Zhuoyang, don't be impulsive. Don't be impulsive. Xiao Bu, you have to hold me tight and don't dare to let go."

Zhuo Yang: "..."

"Who is that, Suo... Coach, you win, whatever you say will be what you say. Whoever you want to be your godfather will be whoever you want, and you can use whatever shampoo you want. Run quickly, Zhuoyang will beat you to death, hurry up run--"

"Zhuoyang, think about your family, the princess, and those who care about you and love you. Don't be impulsive. You will be banned. If you beat him to death, you will go to jail. Zhuoyang, calm down. Come down..."

There was no chance for Zhuo Yang to interrupt at all. It was not until the confused Solbakken, the monk Zhang Er, was taken away by the Copenhagen team and disappeared that Zhuo Yang found a gap in speaking with a black thread.

"Pep, Xiaobu, I'm here to cause trouble, not to fight."

"Just don't be impulsive. Oh my god, you scared me to death."

"Pep, Xiaobu, can you let go of me first? It's very embarrassing, so many people are watching..."

Afterwards, no matter how much Zhuoyang explained to his teammates that he had no intention of hitting anyone, not only did he not intend to hit anyone, he even thought about lying on the ground and fighting if the opponent did it, but no one believed him, not even Messi. From top to bottom, Barcelona believed that Guardiola and Xiaobu made the decisive move to hug him, which was a very smart and correct move. This move saved Barcelona's competitive performance this season.

This also illustrates two points: first, everyone unanimously recognizes Zhuoyang's importance to Barcelona; second, Guardiola really cares about Zhuoyang.

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After the game, when facing the media, Guardiola regained his composure. He accused Solbakken of inappropriate behavior and rude words. Solbakken argued that the word "rotten apple" in Danish slang was not a curse, but just a common joke. .

Zhuo Yang said: "Did Pinto whistle? He did! Was he punished? I was punished! Did he cry out for injustice? Did Pinto quibble?"

"What's wrong is wrong. Barcelona people accept the punishment. We dare to face our mistakes. We will never be like some people who dare to do it but dare not admit it. They will only find some fallacies to justify. Yes, I am talking about that request. coach."

Everyone in Barcelona felt that Zhuo Yang was right, he had grasped the key to the matter, and his logic was self-consistent and impeccable.

Coach Solbakken later asked Copenhagen captain Qvist: "I felt like someone hit me with two bricks yesterday. Did you see it?"

"Sir, how many dishes are there? You're so drunk..."