Golden Greenery

Although it is his first time to participate in the Asian Cup, Zhuo Yang believes that the Asian Cup is very irregular and the Chinese team always scores some inexplicable goals.

In the first group match, Zhang Linpeng scored a suspected own goal. In the second game, it was simply an own goal, with an assist from the referee. Zheng Zhi's goal in the quarterfinals was not even known to him. In the first four games, the Chinese team scored a total of 5 goals, and 3 of them were so weird and really unseemly.

Today, with a 0:3 deficit, Zhuo Yang scored another birdie goal.

Today, Australia adopted a 1+2 split full-court marking against Zhuoyang. Two people were assisting in defense according to their positions, and one was closely guarding the entire court. The person who did this job that cost a thousand dollars was Grosseto in Serie B. Player Carl Valery.

The 27-year-old Valery used to be from Inter Milan. Although he is now in Serie B, Valery squeezed Vincenzo Guerrera, the number one defensive midfielder in Australia's golden generation, out of the national team. From Zhuoyang's perspective, Valery is naturally far from first-class, but because he has been immersed in Italian football for many years, his footwork is quite good when he defends a shot.

In the first 70 minutes, Zhuo Yang hit the goal nine times, all of which came back in vain. Although it was not entirely Valery's credit, he did interfere with a few of Zhuo Yang's kicks. When Zhuoyang finally got rid of the entanglement of Jedinak and Emerton outside the top of the arc and tried hard to shoot the tenth goal, he still encountered interference from Valery's lightning-quick kick.

Zhuo Yang knew that he had such a skill, so he specially emphasized the word "quick". Fast also means rushing, and the movements are naturally insufficient. As soon as the shot went out, Zhuoyang knew it was wrong, because the power was not enough, and the angle was not to mention tricky. The ball went straight to Schwarzer, who stood in the center of the goal, without any deviation, and it was the goalkeeper's favorite. Received the ball in front of the chest.

The football flew straight towards Schwarzer. The 39-year-old goalkeeper had already set up his horse and made a Tai Chi yin and yang ball with both hands. This ball is foolproof.

Suddenly, a black-headed gull that mistakenly entered the court swept across from the penalty area at low altitude and collided with the football at high speed one meter in front of Schwarzer. In an instant, white feathers flew all over the sky, like a cluster of white cherry blossoms exploding.

For Zhuoyang and Schwarzer, the ball speed of football is not high, but to a seagull that is ignorant of flying, it is no different than a grenade. The ball collided with the bird, and the football immediately changed direction and passed Schwarzer, plunging into the stable net. The poor black-headed gull suddenly interrupted its reckless voyage and fell softly on the turf. Before even a cry could be heard, only a rain of petals remained in the air.

Schwarzer kept rubbing the Tai Chi ball with his hands, looking blankly at the seagulls on the grass in front, and then turned his head to look at the football in the net behind, at the seagulls, and at the football.

Zhuo Yang rushed to the black-headed gull in surprise, and saw that the originally beautiful bird now looked like a plump mountain chicken, motionless on its back with its belly pointing toward the sky, and its neck showed a sad and twisted angle. The unknown black-headed gull not only ended its own flight, but also ended its gorgeous bird life.

Zhuo Yang held his head with both hands and made an incredible gesture. In the 74th minute of the game, he kicked a black-headed seagull to death on the court.

Huang Bowen shouted: "It's shit, it's shit, the captain is shit..." Zhuo Yang still held his head in his hands.

Zheng Zhi gave Huang Bowen a spoon on the head. "What do you mean the captain is dead? The bird is dead!"

"Chop, chop, bird poop..."

Zhuo Yang still held his head with his hands and had a horrified look on his face.

Yu Hanchao picked up the seagull by its legs and looked at it carefully: "Oh, it's really fat, it's such an unlucky thing."

Zheng Zhi comforted Zhuo Yang: "Captain Zhuo, don't blame yourself. It's not your fault. I'm not telling you to kick it deliberately.

There is no door! It’s too late…”

"Dazhi, I want to ask something." Zhuo Yang put down his hand. "I've eaten Huadiao Chicken, but I haven't eaten Huadiao Seagull. Do you have any good Cantonese cooks who are more familiar with it?"

Zheng Zhi: "..."

Yu Hanchao is a clever guy: "Captain, Brother Zheng, I will lift this thing down first and let the team doctor keep it, and then go back and stew it."

Huang Bowen became excited again: "The shit is not good. If you want to bleed on the spot and kill it, you want to kill the captain now."

Zhuo Yang raised his hand and gave Huang Bowen a slap on the back of the head: "Why don't you go pick up the ball!"

The score was 3:1, and the Australians could only complain. Schwarzer looked at the white feathers falling in front of the goal and felt panicked.

After the Chinese team restarted, under the constant pursuit of McKay and Robbie Cruz, Yu Hanchao returned the ball to Huang Bowen behind, and Xiao Huang met the ball with a long pass to find Zhuoyang who was advancing. McKay took a flying leg halfway, and he changed the direction of the football and flew towards the Australian backcourt sideline. Zhuo Yang had no choice but to chase after him, but he probably wouldn't be able to catch up.

Also chasing Zhuo Yang was Valery. He was not chasing football, he was chasing Zhuo Yang. However, neither Valery nor Zhuoyang are the ones closest to the football expected line, and veteran goalkeeper Schwarzer is more likely to get it before them.

No one got it! Although the football was very slow when it rolled to the sideline, Schwarzer's old arms and legs were not as fast as Zhuo Yang. He and Zhuo Yang arrived at the same time, but they could only watch the football slowly roll out of the sideline.

Valery stopped and McKay knocked it out. This was the Chinese team's frontcourt sideline ball. He just had to wait and continue to keep an eye on Zhuoyang. Schwarzer was too far away from the door, so the old man turned around and trotted home.

Zhuo Yang rushed to the sideline without stopping at all. He chased directly to the sidelines and picked up the football, lifted it up and threw it into the field. At this time, his teammates didn't have time to get into position in the frontcourt. Zhuoyang's quick side kick was aimed at Schwarzer's wide back. This trick was learned from the NBA.

Schwarzer felt something hit his back. When he looked back, Zhuo Yang just raised his leg to shoot from a long distance. The football crossed a rainbow bridge over the Persian Gulf, and the bridge's return path was the goal.

Even though Schwarzer jumped to protest, even though he had the heart to beat Zhuoyang to death, the rules allowed it, and he couldn't change the score to 3:2 even if he was angry to death. Schwarzer had forgotten about the seagull two minutes ago, but his heart was even more blocked.

Valery felt that he had to bear a lot of responsibility for losing the ball, but he never thought that Zhuo Yang would be such a thief. He is a very responsible player and respects the old goalkeeper Schwarzer. Valery felt very guilty when he saw how angry his old brother was. The guilt didn't matter, but he was distracted.

Zhang Xizhe passed the ball from the wing, and Zhuo Yang flew away from Valery, who was not focused enough, in the middle. Ten in front of the goal, it said: Anyone who blocks me will die.

What can you do in five minutes? The score changed from 3:0 to 3:3 in five minutes. Do you think the Australians can still be calm?

In the 81st minute, Zhang Xizhe made another pass from the right. When Zhuoyang volleyed the ball at the top of Australia's loose and empty arc to complete his fourth victory, even he felt incredible.

6′39″! It is said that Zhuo Yang is the record breaker. In a hearty 4:3 reversal, he set a world record for scoring four goals in the shortest time in football.