Golden Greenery

Zhuoyang was furious on the court, but Guardiola was leisurely crossing his legs on the coaching bench. Barcelona was trailing 0:1 on the court, but their completely opposite moods had nothing to do with the score at the moment.

Today is the 31st round of La Liga, a home game against Almeria. Three days ago, Barcelona just swept Shakhtar Donetsk 7:1. Three days after today, Barcelona will go to Donetsk Donabas Athletic Stadium for a show. In the next week, Barcelona will play Real Madrid twice, an away game in the 32nd round of the league, and a Copa del Rey final.

Obviously, today's game and the away game three days later are not very important. Guardiola will definitely make a certain degree of rotation in these two games. In the midfield and frontcourt, Zhuo Yang, Messi and Xavi, who has returned from injury, will In today's starting game, the three of them will be on the bench in the game at Dungeon. This was decided two days in advance.

Zhuoyang applauded this arrangement with both hands, holding back his enthusiasm to beat Real Madrid. But as promised, two hours before the start of the game, the team had already arrived at the Nou Camp. He was unwilling and shamelessly begged Guardiola to remove him from the game squad. So careless, just because I received a message on my phone.

——Brother Zhuoyang, I’m back.

In the selfie, Kou Kou pouted at the door of the beach house and put her scissor hands on her cheeks.

What kind of fucking game are you playing! Zhuo Yang was immediately aroused by the surprise given by Kou Kou and couldn't contain himself. Ever since they went to the Asian Cup expedition after Christmas, the two began to live apart. Kou Kou has been accompanying her father to do things at home, and this period only lasted until February. Pique and Shakira came in a hurry for their birthday dinner, and the rest of the time they could only rely on the 'ancient' telephone porridge to soothe their lovesickness.

After the World Cup last year, Zhuo Yang and Kou Kou began a sweet life of living together and flying together. Within half a year, the young couple was as happy as gods. When he opened his eyes in the morning, he saw Kou Kou's long chestnut hair, which was like clouds and waterfalls. Zhuo Yang would have flowers blooming in his heart all day long. He felt that his life had reached its peak.

But in the past few months, he was very unaccustomed to falling from the peak. He walked in and out of the house to try to dispel the loneliness. Koko and love had become a part of him. Such a separation was painful for the young man in his prime, Zhuo Yang. Acne started to appear on my face.

Kou Kou is also a quirky little naughty person. Her sudden attack immediately confused Zhuo Yang. It was good to see Kou Kou a second earlier. He wished he could grow wings and fly back now. He was always majestic. The incompetent Barcelona No. 18 simply gave up his figure and begged the head coach with licking his face.

Guardiola is also a human being. Although Zhuo Yang is usually "free and undisciplined", he never does such outrageous things and has never heard of it. Guashuai's eyes rolled: "Zhuoyang, I need a reason."

"Pep... Brother Gua, look, I'm very anxious about this matter... at home..." I can't explain the reason! Who doesn’t have a wife, who doesn’t have longing for her?

"Is Her Royal Highness the Princess back?" Gua Shuai's eyes were filled with gossip.

"Yes, yes, hehehe, Brother Gua, you are here, hehehe..."

Do you think the well-dressed Guardiola is a serious person? How can a serious person be a coach? Gua Shuai was filled with bad feelings.

"Zhuoyang, you... this is inappropriate, come on, come on, we have to act according to the rules, you are not in compliance with the rules -!" Zhuo Yang said in a long voice, and he felt more and more like Pep was Dongchang's father-in-law.

"What are the rules? Brother Gua, don't you just say a word? Be accommodating."

"Uh-huh, it's so difficult. The list has already been submitted. Now to replace someone, from the team doctor to the professional league, they have to be approved at all levels..."

Even though Zhuo Yang tried to please him in every possible way, Guardiola refused to let go: Normally I can't do anything with you, but if I don't touch you today, wouldn't Prince Ma's third eye grow in vain?

The two began to bargain. Zhuo Yang said he would start the next game. Gua Shuai said he would wait and see. Zhuo Yang said otherwise I would only play half the game, no way. 60 minutes? NO!

After all, Pep had done enough, and the two agreed that as long as they were ahead by three goals on the field, they would win.

He immediately replaced Zhuoyang and asked him to go home directly from Camp Nou. What else can I do? My arms can't hold my thighs.

When he was about to go on the court to warm up, Zhuo Yang sent a message to Kou Kou in frustration, and then received a reply - there is no good football coach!

Not only the football coach, but also the football players are not good either. After Zhuoyang was so tossing, his teammates all knew that he was in a hurry to go home and get tired of his wife. They all gloated and snickered, and the game on the field was not in order.

As a result, no one scored in the first half, and Zhuo Yang jumped up and down without changing the 0:0. During the halftime break, he sat there with a sullen face, playing with his mobile phone. Although he didn't discipline anyone, he still made the starters Thiago, Fontas, and Bojan extremely nervous, while Messi and Dan Erye and Keita were indifferent and not afraid of Zhuo Yang's bearish face.

Barcelona was still the same after the start of the second half, with a mixed lineup that seemed half-baked, which instead allowed their opponents to take the lead. In the 48th minute, when Pablo Piatti was cutting into the ribs, Xiao Milito, who was already in a good position, slipped on his feet and fell to the ground. Piatti rushed in and knocked horizontally on the right. , Crusatte, who followed up, faced the old Pinto and made it in one fell swoop.

They promised to retreat after leading by three goals, but unexpectedly they suffered a loss of 1. Almeria is now the deputy squad leader ranked last. Zhuo Yang was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. He didn't care about being particular and just scolded Messi and Bo Yang with a sullen face.

"Look at you two, and look at this other person, you are both a little bitch, you should also push one of them in!"

Piatti, who assisted, is 162cm tall. He and Aguero were Argentina's strike partners in the 2007 Canada U20 World Youth Championship. Spanish midfielder Crusatte, who scored the goal, is 164cm tall.

Bo Yang, who is 1.7 meters tall, did not dare to reply. Boss Mei, who is 168 meters tall, said: "You have grown so big in vain, so why don't you score two? Huh? Here, here..."

"Mei doesn't help at critical times. No wonder people say he is short-sighted..."

"Ah ha ha ha ha. Anyway, Antonella is waiting for me at home every day. I am not in a hurry, ha ha ha ha..."

23-year-old Antonella Roccuzzo is Messi's childhood sweetheart. The two officially hooked up in 2005. After Antonella graduated from Rosario University last year, she came to Barcelona. Since then, Messi has not been with her. Shameless.

Messi said: I have been in love with Antonella since I was nine years old. Zhuo Yang was very jealous, but he still curled his lips: Kou Kou and I have been together in our last life.

"My surname is Mei! You are a full man but you don't know a hungry man is hungry..."

"Leo, this is what's wrong with you." Pique stood up and said something fair. "Shakira is also waiting for me at home every day, with flowers and wine, and she wears new clothes for me every day. Do you think I show off in front of Zhuoyang? Hahaha..."

Zhuo Yang was so angry that his teeth grew thicker.

Being one goal behind, everyone really didn't take it seriously. Almeria is now ranked last. Barcelona has scored 16 goals in Almeria in one league game and two Copa del Rey games this season, and they have not conceded a goal. In the first half, the offensive was strong, but they were just a little unlucky. If we continue to play according to this trend, we will hardly win. Therefore, except Zhuo Yang, no one else was in a hurry, and Guardiola was shaking his legs and taking it easy.

But soon, he couldn't rest anymore. Milito sprained his thigh in the defense just now.