Golden Greenery

"There are Zhuo Hei, Tu Hei, and Luo Hei." Zhuo Yang said: "But there is no Ka Hei in the world, there is only Kami and the crazy Kami. I am Ka Shao's most unscrupulous fan."

Kaka is 29 years old, and it seems inappropriate to call him 'young master' anymore. However, since the 34-year-old Nesta and the 32-year-old Pirlo are still young and skinny, compared with them, Kaka has a delicate face. You can still squeeze out water.

Yesterday, after the first practice at the Valdebebas Sports City, Real Madrid's training base, Zhuo Yang walked into the hot bathroom to take a shower, and shouted at Yun Shenzhen: "Master Ka, where are you? I'll help you." You rub your back.”

As a result, 30-year-old Casillas, 33-year-old Carvalho, and 23-year-old Callejon all stuck their heads out: "Hi, Zhuoyang."

Zhuoyang laughed so hard that Kaka shouted: "Here I am."

As a result, everyone knew that from now on, Real Madrid would only have one young master, Ricardo Leite, who was once the most arrogant son of Milan.

If you carefully analyze the reasons why Zhuoyang has to come to Real Madrid, Kaka accounts for at least half of them. When Zhuoyang and Kaká came to La Liga from Milan together the summer before last, they agreed to make the Iberian Peninsula tremble under the feet of the two unparalleled heroes, just like the Apennines in those three years.

But two years later, Zhuoyang did it. He is now the big devil covering the Spanish sky, and Kaka is no longer the jade unicorn after Christmas in 2009.

Two years ago, Kaka and Ibrahimovic were considered losers in the four sky-high price transfers. Once the four kings of football, Kaka's position was replaced by the second brother Yemeng. This has become a sad fact. But people who are familiar with Zhuo Yang know that he can't listen to anyone saying that Kaka is dying, just like he can't hear others slandering the Six Musketeers, otherwise he will fall out with him.

If Kaka hadn't been declining day by day, if Kaka was still the jade unicorn that was flying under the sky, Zhuo Yang wouldn't be so eager to come to Real Madrid.

The Milan laboratory gave both Kaká and Zhuo Yang an 80% probability of falling, so Berlusconi reluctantly sold the pair. Zhuoyang is fake, Kaka is real, and it really works. Putting aside professional ethics and conscience, Milan Lab has always been an authority in the industry in terms of business.

Kaka's decline was caused by injuries. The uncontrolled overuse of him by AC Milan and the Brazilian national team in those years was the culprit. After two major surgeries on his knee joint and groin, Kaka can still run fast, but he can no longer change directions and shoot at high speeds without damage, which was originally his football signature.

Many authorities said: Kaka can’t get up!

The authorities are well-informed and have made no mistakes, but Zhuo Yang does not believe in evil, so he came to Real Madrid. Zhuo Yang didn't know how Kaka should return to the top. He only knew that Kaka should return to the top.

In the first half of the year, Ancelotti called Kaka and said that he planned to exchange Lampard with Real Madrid for him. Lampard himself and Chelsea had no objection to this. At that time, Kaka was tempted, but Zhuo Yang told him: Master Kaka, don't go anywhere, wait for me, see you at Real Madrid in August.

The sun was about to set in the west. After putting down the phone, Kaka played her beloved local guitar at home and sang a moving flamenco.

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"My house is undergoing some minor renovations. As you know, I need a soundproof piano room." Zhuo Yang looked around with the microphone. "So last night I stayed at Mr. Card's house. I said to him: Mr. Card, I'm not familiar with Madrid, so you have to protect me."

"Master Kasper said: No problem, I will accompany you to the Bernabeu tomorrow."

Kaka clapped her hands and smiled until flowers bloomed.

"As for my brother Detu, I actually have no intention of letting him come with me. You see, Mr. Ka and I are both gentlemen. Detu..." Zhuoyang turned his head. "Brother, I don't dislike you for not being good-looking."

The Bernabeu burst into laughter.

"But if I don't let him come, I dare not say that he will really beat me. I am a gentle man!"

Detu was laughing so hard that he was out of breath.

“Nine years ago, by the canal in Hannover, Germany,

There are six teenagers on the Madibao Peninsula. They play football together on the grass, do somersaults together, and compete to see who can hit a hornet's nest on a tree branch with their football. They are chased by Mr. Klopp, who has a face full of bites. scold them. "

"Then the Six Musketeers separated. Today, nine years later, I believe those four bad guys must be very envious, their teeth are itching with envy."

Detu was still smiling extremely ugly, and his eyes were already sparkling on the big screen.

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Real Madrid arranged a separate fan meeting ceremony for Zhuoyang. Members and season ticket holders can enter for free. The 81,000-person Santiago Bernabeu Stadium was full today.

Zhuo Yang will not show his loyalty to Real Madrid here, because he has just left Barcelona and will appear hypocritical. He also couldn’t say ‘Erhuang’s Dream’ because he didn’t say ‘Ersa’s Dream’ two years ago.

On today's occasion, even if you simply praise Real Madrid, it will inevitably be interpreted as a disparagement of Barcelona by interested people, and it will inevitably stimulate the sensitive and painful hearts of Barcelona people at this time. Therefore, it is the best choice to praise and make fun of Kaka and Detu, who are loved by all Meilingers.

Besides, this is what Zhuo Yang wanted to express most.

"Playing with Kashao and Detu, the football game will become very simple. However, if I can only choose one teammate today, they both have to stand aside." Zhuoyang said: "Of course I will choose Di ·Mr. Stefano as my partner, if I have the honor."

The 85-year-old Alfredo Di Stefano is the honorary chairman of Real Madrid. He was the core contributor to Real Madrid's five consecutive Champions League titles in ancient football. He was born in Argentina and later joined Spain as a football super striker. He is the only one who has represented three national teams. The immortal legend who has never played in the World Cup.

Real Madrid's best player of the century, the first inductee into the FIFA Hall of Fame, and one of the 'Five Saints' of football. Pele is the king of football, Beckenbauer is the king of football, Saint Cruyff is the football king, Di Stefano is the god of football, and he is known as the "Golden Arrow".

Whenever a heavyweight star joins Real Madrid, Di Stefano will personally welcome him. But in recent years, he has become older and in poor health, so he has attended less such events. The last time was Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka two years ago. Last year, He Lian, Eryan and Di Maria failed to invite the elderly.

Today Di Stefano came on his own initiative. The old god gave him face, and Zhuo Yang was also very sensible. He personally pushed the wheelchair into the Bernabeu. When he went to Barcelona two years ago, Cruyff did not give Zhuoyang this dignity.

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More than half a century ago, a dessert called ‘Los Merengues’ took Spain by storm, which is actually cream ice cream. People loved it like crazy and still love it to this day.

At that time, Real Madrid was popular all over Europe, and Spanish fans called Real Madrid "Merengues" to express their doting on him. Later, the word gradually evolved into the name of Real Madrid fans, Meilinge.

In the past two years, how much Meilinger disliked and hated Zhuo Yang, multiply this intensity by two, and how much they like Zhuo Yang today.

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