Golden Greenery

Sergio Ramos really doesn't understand. He is ignorant and thinks that men all over the world are the same and are all 'stinky' men.

The genetic difference between East Asians and Caucasians on chromosome 16 causes East Asians to have underdeveloped apocrine sweat glands, which means they have no apocrine glands. As a result, sweat contains various unsaturated fatty acids, which are decomposed by bacteria and produce odor. and wet, yellow earwax.

The only advantage of this group of genes is that lactating women's colostrum will be richer. Therefore, in ancient times, the survival rate of newborn babies in Westerners was relatively high, and there was no "full moon" and "hundred days" that the Chinese were very solemn about.

Body odor was first called "Hu odor" in China, the odor of barbarians.

Southern Europeans are better off, with only 80% of them being able to "make tourists drunk by the warm wind." Northern Europeans and Americans are in a worse situation, with more than 95% of people possessing the "murderous aura" inherited from their ancestors. However, they are used to each other. Have you ever seen a skunk dislike another skunk?

The biggest nonsense in the movie is that James Bond sneaks into the enemy's laboratory after a fierce fight, and no one notices what he can see when he turns around. In fact, the strong and pungent fragrance can't escape even one stop away. It's pure fantasy to think that it can be silent.

The essence of perfume invented by Westerners is to cover up and neutralize the stench emanating from the armpits. Just like high heels, it has nothing to do with fashion and nobility from the beginning. In the olden days, wealthy people in Europe raised pigs. The upper floors of their houses were occupied by pigsty, and the lower floor was a pigsty. In order not to step in pulpy pig excrement every day when going out, they had high heels.

Fortunately, the proportion of apocrine sweat glands in Western women is lower than that in men. Koko did not follow this tradition, otherwise it would be really embarrassing. God always favors the heroine, and God is no exception. He dotes on Christine Josephine.

Zhuoyang sometimes complains: Chinese players always seem out of place in Europe. Is it because they can't stand such richness? It took Zhuo Yang himself a period of adaptation before he could finally smell the mixed body odor of perfume and sweat as if it was nothing.

The world is a global village. Many Europeans now know that East Asians are "sweating profusely" and not just their armpits. It would be a lie to say that they are not envious. But Sergio Ramos really didn’t know, so he was very confused.

Ramos had forgotten his real purpose of chatting up Zhuo Yang, and just looked at Zhuo Yang up and down in a daze. Think about it, the sight of two naked men shaking their cocks looking at each other so affectionately is so unsightly.

It wasn't until Ramos insisted on pulling Zhuo Yang's arm away to sniff his armpits that Zhuo Yang laughed proudly and pulled him under his nozzle before crossing the water.

Ramos, who suddenly discovered the ninth wonder of the world, not only washed his head and IQ under the shower head, but also refreshed his knowledge. He turned the water on to the maximum and kept rinsing, muttering to himself: Fuck... Fuck... …

Zhuoyang waited for him impatiently, wiped himself dry, said "wash slowly" and left first. Ramos, who was suffering from brain damage, woke up from his trance and said quickly: "Zhuoyang, do you have time? Let's have a meal together later." Come on, let’s talk.”

"Okay, I'll go out and wait for you. You cross the water slowly, don't be in a hurry, haha..."

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Fifteen minutes later, Zhuoyang and Ramos, fully dressed, walked toward the parking lot together. Just now in the locker room, Ramos loudly introduced to Zhuo Yang how tempting the rosemary-roasted oxtail and lotus fruit-roasted pigeon at the Salamansa restaurant on Velazquez Street were, which attracted everyone's attention. Ronaldo raised his ears and listened.

Most of the people in the parking lot were Audis, and Zhuo Yang's Q7 was among them.

Real Madrid is awesome! There is no trace of Audi among the dazzling array of trademarks on the jerseys. It is only officially announced that Audi will be the designated car brand of the club. Audi has been happily giving away cars to the players every year since 2003. Each member of the first team has one every year.

Because he still had to live in the beachfront villa in Barcelona, ​​Zhuo Yang didn't make any big move when he moved to Madrid. He just took away some odds and ends and drove his world-famous Koenigsegg Pink Emerald to Madrid La Finca. Everything will be purchased new.

There is only one car, and the pink running Cuihua is too popular, so when Audi gave the car as a gift at the beginning of this month, Zhuo Yang chose the Q7 that can go off-road. This is also the choice of most Real Madrid players. in this way. Turbo 3.0, the market price is 67,000 euros, which is very good.

Cristiano Ronaldo only chooses the most expensive model every year. This year is the latest R8 Spyder, priced at 186,000, which is definitely a luxury car. Ramos wants an S5 Coupe this year for 86,000.

Real Madrid players don’t lack for good cars. Every year they turn them over and give them to their families for transportation. Cristiano Ronaldo puts them in the garage and drives them every day. Audi loves him to death. Zhuoyang was the master of the car and had no one to send him to, so he just played by himself. It was not so eye-catching and allowed Cuihua to rest his legs.

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Ramos and Zhuo Yang have known each other for a long time, but they have never had the opportunity to have a close relationship. It’s been almost two months since Zhuo Yang came to Real Madrid, and Ramos hasn’t invited him to dinner. It’s not that he doesn’t want to but that it’s not his turn yet.

Zhuoyang is probably the busiest person in the Real Madrid team. His schedule and work and rest time are almost accurate to every minute. If you want to treat him to dinner, you basically need to make a reservation half a month in advance. Ramos didn't make it twice before, but today it happened to be that because Mourinho was in a bad mood, Real Madrid's training ended much earlier than usual. Ramos tentatively invited him, and Zhuo Yang agreed tacitly. down.

In fact, when you are in the arena, many words do not need to be explained, and the purpose is achieved by making gestures. Zhuoyang and Ramos must have just chatted while eating, and would not have plotted any distant relations or close attacks.

During a sensitive period when Real Madrid was embroiled in internal strife, the two of them publicly went to have a meal together, which was an attitude. Ronaldo was thoughtful and Mourinho was deep in thought.

Ramos walks to his A8, which he chose last year when Audi gave him a car as a gift. "Zhuoyang, please tell me about China in a minute. I think you are more and more amazing."

"Sergio, I will go to China when I have time..."

Before Zhuo Yang finished speaking, Ramos suddenly tilted his head and slapped his ears vigorously, and a large stream of water came out from it. It looked so magical.

"Zhuoyang, go on."

"I said, go to China for vacation..."

Ramos tilted to the other side, and exactly the same thing came out of his ears, a gurgling stream, clatter——

"Go on, how about going to China for vacation?"

Zhuo Yang: "..." This guy is really out of his mind.

On this day, many Real Madrid players and reporters waiting at the door of Valdebebas Sports City saw Ramos, whose hair was wet and seemed to be dripping with water, driving his Audi A8, carrying Zhuo Yang in the passenger seat. , the two of them left together in a very ostentatious manner without even raising the window glass.

On this day, the wise water-loving Sergio Ramos is wearing Aveiroa antiperspirant.

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