Golden Greenery

I'm a little annoyed lately, and I don't know if I should treat Zhuo Yang to a meal.

Zhuo Yangjie is a bit interesting. I feel like he just appeared out of nowhere in 2006 and has been very good since then. Grandpa Mo said that Zhuoyang was actually very powerful before 2006 and was very famous. I don't know, I hadn't heard of him before 2006.

Grandpa Mo is very good, let me know. Grandpa Mo..., who's grandpa is he?

The entire Manchester United team is rubbish, and Mertesacker is one of the few people who is not rubbish, including Nani and Anderson, who want to go to nightclubs with me all day long, they are also rubbish. Let’s go to a nightclub and look at the idiots you two look like.

Before Grandpa Mo left, he said that I was his friend at Manchester United, but I wasn't sure. I think friends are exclusive, and he is indeed nice to me, but he treats everyone that way. Except for the idiot Anderson who he beat up the year before he left, he is kind to everyone. So I’m not sure if I’m friends with him. Friends shouldn’t be like love. If he’s only very good to me, then he’s called a friend.

Therefore, after being teammates with Mertesacker for five years at Manchester United, I never invited him to dinner. In fact, I have never invited anyone in Manchester United... I have invited Evra, but it was just because of him, so it doesn't count.

In fact, I don’t seem to have any friends in the football circle! I'm Cristiano Ronaldo.

I have been smarter and deeper than others since I was a child. When I was four years old, I sat alone on the bluestone steps in Funchal and thought about a question: Why do I know what I am thinking? I wonder what others think?

Very profound, right?

Four-year-olds are idiots, only I can be profound. Later I figured out that there are many souls in the world, but there is only one main soul, and the main soul arranged by God is me. So I am the only one who has ideas. Although I don’t know who God is, his arrangements are obviously right.

I have always been very profound and have seen through all the mysteries of the world. Although I have no education, I can’t even read a book and I don’t understand it.

Reading is the most useless thing in the world. Saying that reading is a lot better is just pretentious. Can you grow taller by studying? Can you park the football? No way! Reading is for fools.

A person's life is nothing more than fame and fortune. Anyone who doesn't admit it is just pretending. There are no eternal friends, only eternal interests. I forgot who said it, but he is right.

So, I have no friends and I don’t need friends.

Now they say he is my friend, but if I am still on Madeira, I haven’t even kicked him out, or I am the idiot son of an alcoholic, who would say he is my friend? As a human being, it's rare to be confused. Just understand it yourself and don't take other people's words seriously.

Both my mother and Helhao asked me to make more friends, so make them! I don’t understand. No matter how many friends I make, if I don’t manage to be as good as I am now, will anyone take her seriously? I have no friends now, but who dares to look down on her?

Helhao Mendez is not even close to that. He is just a person who is too stupid to study. Well, everything depends on strength. No matter how many friends you make, can you surpass that fat man? Raiola? It all depends on strength!

Without strength, he can't even pick up girls.

In my opinion, picking up girls is the simplest thing in the world. I just need to say: Miss, can I spend the night with you? There's no one I can't hook up with, it's that simple, because I have the strength.

My girls are more beautiful than the other, and they are prettier than those idiot girls. When I get tired of looking at them, I will change them, and I change them more often than those idiot girls. It’s too easy because I have the strength.

Without strength, it’s not the girl who’s stupid, I’m the stupid one.

When I was very young, maybe three years old, I often had a dream. In my dream, there was a knife and a sword. A knife and a sword that could cut off mountains and rivers. They were so awesome. .

The dream is my secret. I have never told anyone else, and even if I told them, they wouldn’t understand.

Maybe since I was ten years old, that knife has become me, and I am that knife. The sword is a small man. I don’t know who he is, but he is very short and can’t reach my mouth.

That little guy and I can cut through mountains and rivers. He and I often trade blows. Sometimes I win and sometimes he wins. It’s really interesting.

A voice said to me: The little man and I are lifelong enemies!

He often talks to me in my dreams.

I don’t know who the little guy is. The little guys I knew back then and the ones I know now are all idiots.

Later, I don’t remember clearly, but maybe starting from 2002, that voice disappeared, and I never said that the little man and I were lifelong enemies.

In the dream, the knife and sword were still there, and there was an extra stick, a very long stick. Maybe it's better to call it a stick, it's really thick.

I've been to Sicily and seen that chestnut tree. I heard that it's the thickest tree in the world and that fifty people can't hold it. But the stick in the dream is much thicker than the Nima chestnut tree. Don't even think about it if there are not five hundred people.

Not only is it thick, but the stick is so long that you can't see the end clearly even if you lay your neck on the ground and break it. Compared with sticks, knives and swords are stupid.

Who is the stick? I still haven’t figured out who the little guy is, so why does another stick appear?

Where did the stick come from? Who is the stick?

Helho Mendez asked Zhuoyang and I to have a good relationship, preferably as friends. This is a stupid thing. Did my friend come from here? Without strength, any relationship with others is despicable.

Heerhao asked me to treat Zhuo Yang to a meal, saying that Zhuo Yang liked this. Zhuoyang is short of food?

Huerhao said that he and Jose Mourinho discussed it for two days, and Zhuo Yang came to Real Madrid to play as a midfielder and midfielder as a result of their discussion. Do you really think I believe their bullshit? You don't want to please me and let me fall into their favor, do I need it?

Do I need Zhuoyang to play as a defensive midfielder? Am I afraid that Zhuo Yang will play as a forward?

Carvalho also asked me to treat Zhuoyang to dinner. He said that he had treated Zhuoyang, but it would be best for me to treat him again because his portion was not enough. Nima, you also know that your portion is not enough? He pretends to be like a big-tailed wolf and usually doesn't bother to pay attention to you.

Carvalho said, Ramos invited Zhuoyang to dinner, we must take action. You're such an idiot, why should you train if eating is useful? Football has to rely on strength to speak...

Okay, then I'll treat Zhuo Yang to a meal. It doesn’t cost much...

First statement! I invited him to dinner not to curry favor with him, nor to be afraid of him. Who have I ever been afraid of! Invite him to dinner because I think he is quite interesting.

Is Zhuoyang interesting? It doesn’t seem interesting! I can play the piano, and I can also play table tennis! Professionals can fight.

What's the point of playing the piano? Playing table tennis can exercise flexibility and exercise, but what about playing the piano? Can a disc herniate?

Zhuoyang has as many girls as me? He is just a girl...forget it, she is no better than Jie Nima.

I, Cristiano Ronaldo, have invited me to dinner, and Zhuo Yang should feel honored, because I have never invited anyone to dinner in Real Madrid, only seven or eight people.

Come back from the national team, treat Zhuo Yang to a meal, what a big deal!

sleep! See if there is still that stick in the dream...

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