Golden Greenery

In the Real Madrid dressing room, there was a disagreement over whether to line up to welcome Barcelona before the game.

At the end of last year, Barcelona took the time to go to Japan. When they came back, they became an unprecedented six-time champion, and then they took a vacation.

A new journey in the new year, with four games, two home, two away, three wins and one draw. Except for the city rival Espanyol, the other three teams lined up in advance to wait for Barcelona to enter before the game to congratulate the six-time champion.

So, after Osasuna advanced 6:1 in both legs of the Copa del Rey 1/8, Barcelona met up with Real Madrid, who defeated Malaga 5:0 with a total score of 5:0. A week ago, the whole world watched with wide eyes. Will Real Madrid also welcome Barcelona to the Bernabeu?

According to tradition, after winning the league championship in advance, the opponent will be ranked in the remaining games. This is a consensus in football, and no one has any objection to this. But there is no precedent for this six-time crown, so either we can set a precedent, or we can do it all on our own initiative.

Real Madrid's top management is a little scratching their heads. Queuing up is a small matter, but face is a big deal. Unusual behavior may turn into licking one's face and leaning forward. It is Real Madrid's hobby to make a high profile, but it is not worth the gain to be laughed at afterwards.

After all, four of Barcelona's six crowns came from Real Madrid's corpse, and those four trophies are stained with Madrid's scarlet blood.

But if you ignore it, you will be criticized by the outside world for having no grace, as if you can't afford to lose, and it will damage Real Madrid's strong character and it is equally unsightly.

When a leader has a problem, the easiest way to deal with it is to leave it to the subordinates. President Florentino knows this well. He left this issue to the Real Madrid locker room committee to decide for themselves. You can decide whether it is good or bad. The senior management will not put one's oar in.

The Real Madrid team committee is not a very clear organization, and there is no particularly fixed candidate. In theory, all first-team players are members of the team committee.

However, in a gang, there are always those with loud voices and big fists, as well as those who enjoy themselves and watch the fun.

When the locker room encounters matters that require the team committee to make player decisions, half of the 26 players in Real Madrid's first team hardly speak much, and only seven or eight of the rest generally talk more.

The most talkative ones are naturally the Spanish gang, but this time even Casillas and Ramos have different opinions on whether to line up.

As the captain of the Spanish national team, Cassie naturally has a higher vision. He tends to give Barcelona this dignity. After all, there are still Pique, Iniesta, Xavi, Busquets and others who need to be roped in. In the summer, The European Cup is a big deal.

Ramos believes that no matter how low your body is, it's just like a meat bun beating a dog. The die-hard elements in Barcelona will never appreciate it. The relationship is already very bad, no matter how bad it is, it can't be worse. Why do Real Madrid people use themselves? face to trouble yourself.

The two did not agree on the same opinion, so they decided that the Spanish gang would not express their opinions this time and listen to what everyone had to say.

Carvalho, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Pepe hate Barcelona even more deeply than the Spanish gang, and they are even less willing to flatter them. Since there are no requirements from the top management, why are you still being sentimental?

Next, there are a group of idiots and a few bullies, such as Benzema. Casey said that we are a big club and we must have a common demeanor. The boss will say that a common demeanor does not mean being shameless.

Ronaldo said he would line up, but he would line up at the funeral. The pot will say, in fact, it doesn't matter if you line up, and it doesn't matter if we French don't line up when we pay a funeral.

The whole locker room thought he was farting.

Thus,

Everyone turned their attention to the group of Zhuoyang, Detu and Kaka.

Everyone at Real Madrid from top to bottom knows that when it comes to personal relationships with Barcelona, ​​only the Internazionale gang is the least emotionally royal. Presumably, the International Gang will definitely support this formation.

This is indeed the case!

But the idea of ​​fact does not mean that it will become the ultimate purpose of behavior.

Seeing that everyone was waiting for him to speak, Zhuo Yang slowly cleared his throat first.

"Hmm... hum! If we had a steelyard in the locker room, and we weighed all your brains on it, I estimate that the total would not exceed three kilograms."

Casillas closed his eyes sadly.

Zhuoyang always speaks so openly, you can't do anything with him. Especially after the FIFA Golden Ball, when he said three catties, three catties will become the truth.

Cassie's sadness is also the sadness of others. It has only been half a year, and they have to get used to Zhuoyang's insults and contempt from time to time.

Benzema is obviously an exception because he is always full of curiosity and childishness.

"Lao Zhuo, I'm afraid your calculation is wrong. I have at least three kilograms per person, so it's not like everyone else is brainless, right? How much..."

"You have four kilograms!" Zhuo Yang said, "Four kilograms of shit."

The locker room burst into laughter, but Benzema was not annoyed. He was still thinking about how to use his words to criticize him, but he was scolded by the smiling Ronaldo: "Come on, just listen to the shit you say."

When the laughter died down, Casillas said: "Zhuoyang, if you have any ideas, just say it directly. As a professor of culture, don't bully us rough guys."

Zhuo Yang said: "If you are stuck in the queue, think about it. Whether you queue up or not is actually a matter of the sentence above. Now that Lafayette is silent and allows us to choose freely, then we can be free. It's such a simple matter."

Cassie frowned: "Freedom...don't we have to come up with a unified opinion now?"

"Unification is bullshit!" Zhuo Yang said: "The higher-ups obviously don't take this seriously, why do they care about our unification?"

"Since we are allowed to make our own decisions, let's just make our own decisions. Whoever wants to line up can go tomorrow, and whoever doesn't want to go can't go. How simple this is."

Cassie: "..." What the hell is your idea?

Shui Ye and Ronaldo felt like they had toothache.

Cassie forced herself to calm down. "Zhuoyang, stop messing around, can you still have a happy meeting?"

Zhuoyang said: "Anyway, even if I am alone tomorrow, I will line up at the entrance to welcome Barcelona. You know, I have some old buddies over there."

Cassie's teeth also started to hurt.

"Zhuoyang, can you be more serious? You are alone... we, Real Madrid, don't want to be dignified anymore?"

Carvalho did not have a toothache. He found out strangely that when Zhuo Yang said that he would line up alone to congratulate Barcelona tomorrow, Detu, Kaká, Khedira, Ozil and Vara, who had always followed Zhuo Yang's lead. The others did not agree, but all looked at Zhuoyang's performance with smiles.

Zhuo Yang said: "Look, the team is stuck. It's not dignified, right? Since there is no unified order from the top to queue up, there is no need for us to take this matter too seriously."

"We at Real Madrid don't really care whether we line up or not. Compared to lining up for outsiders to see, unity in the locker room is more important."

"Since everyone has different opinions and forcibly unifying will make some teammates dissatisfied, then don't go, don't even go. Real Madrid's face, Barcelona's face, nothing can be greater than the unity of the team, things are not complicated at all .”

Casillas's teeth don't hurt anymore, and neither do Cristiano Ronaldo and Ramos's teeth. A few simple words have already shown that Zhuo Yang is more pure than them, and he cannot accept it.

Zhuoyang successfully pretended to be cool again. In fact, he knew very well that the Barcelona people didn't care whether Real Madrid lined up or not. How can you pretend to be a bullshit gentleman when you hit him every time you see him?