Golden Greenery
Chapter 433 Champions Cup with 0 shots
Brazilian Oliveira, Argentinian Solari, Portuguese Sosa, Brazilian Mattioni, Portuguese Pinto, Brazilian Almeida...
Zhuoyang was shocked when he got the list of APOEL: What kind of powerful team is this? Why are so many old acquaintances gathering here?
This is nothing, there is a Brazilian named Kaka on the list...
Zhuo Yang twisted his head and looked at Mr. Yu: "Master Ka, are you sure your old man only gave birth to you and Di Gan brothers?"
Kaka: "..."
Obviously, this 'acquaintance' is not an acquaintance of that one, he just happens to have the same surname, but the coincidences are too interesting.
At that time, AC Milan's "floating" Ricardo Oliveira left Milan and struggled in La Liga and La Liga for three years, and Lao Li went to the United Arab Emirates for two years to find gold. Now he has returned to Brazil and plays in Sao Paulo.
Former Real Madrid player Santiago Solari returned to South America after playing for Inter Milan for three years. He retired from Uruguayan giants Penarol last season and then served as a commentator on local TV stations and a newspaper columnist.
Zhuoyang heard Zidane say that Solari wanted to return to Castilla to find a job as a youth training coach. He started participating in the Spanish coaching training class at the beginning of this year and was a classmate with Helguera and Morientes.
Felipe Mattioni, Zhuoyang's younger brother from Milan's Brazilian side, is still with Real Espanyol. However, this kid has a lot of injuries and cannot perform consistently. Now he feels a bit mediocre.
The above are not very rare surnames. It is not unusual for them to have the same surname, and only when they gather together can they become smiling. But 'Kaka' is different. Without this surname, Mr. Kasha's 'Kaka' is just a nickname. It is really rare to meet someone with the same name in the deepest part of the Mediterranean.
Brazilians' full names are very long. The first stanza is the given name, the last stanza is the father's surname, and the middle part can be as long as you want. You can call it whatever you want. It can fly in the sky, run on the ground, or hang on trees. For those who swim in the long river, the name of the place is the name of the grandparents, as long as you are happy.
Therefore, many Brazilians, from the president to farmers, have nicknames, and they also use nicknames on daily basis. If you ask, who is Luis Inácio Va Augusto Tasso da Silva? no one knows. You ask 'Lula' again? Oh, our president! And ‘Lula’ means squid.
Zhuoyang and Kaka became curious and wanted to see what kind of 'Kaka' this was.
There was no photo on the list. They only knew that 'Kaka' was the No. 4 central defender, so they just looked around based on what 'Kaka' looked like in their subconscious.
When a big brown-black man stood in front of them and stretched out his right hand, Zhuo Yang pulled him aside: "Sorry, brother, please step aside while we find someone."
"Zhuoyang, Kaka, hello, I'm Kaka."
When Zhuo Yang heard the sound, he hurriedly raised his head and looked around. He was immediately shocked by the rough appearance of the person who came and the corners of his mouth twitched. Except for being about the same height, everything else about Kaka is the opposite of Kaka, and the contrast with expectations is shocking.
From this moment, it can be clearly seen that Mr. Ka's cultivation is immersed in his bones, and he throws Zhuoyang three streets away.
"Hello Mr. Kaka, I am Kaka."
"Welcome to Cyprus, Mr. Kaka. You can call me Kaka."
"It's a pleasure, Kaka."
"Hope you have a nice day, Kaka."
"Kaka, thank you."
Before Zhuo Yang's head was about to explode, he quickly stretched out his hand: "I said, Kaka..."
"What?" The two Kakas looked at him sideways.
Zhuo Yang: "..."
Looking at the white handsome card and then the black ugly card, Zhuo Yang had an idea: "Well, when I was in Milan, I won 20 euros from card playing poker, and he never paid it back. Look, who will pay the check?" one time?"
Erka: "..."
"Hahaha..." Erka laughed together again.
"Mr. Zhuoyang, you are so interesting. Welcome to Cyprus."
"Thank you, Kaka." Zhuo Yang said: "Can I ask where your 'Kaka' comes from?" Brazilian nicknames generally have origins.
Mr. Kaka’s ‘Kaka’ got his name because when he was two years old, Deegan couldn’t pronounce ‘Ricardo’ clearly and called him ‘Kaka’.
"Hey, this is a long story. Let me tell you, when I was a kid, there was a tree in front of our house. I can't remember whether it was a poplar or a tung tree, and my dad didn't remember either. The tree stayed there all day long. There is an old bird, a black one..."
Watching Zhuoyang and Kaka walking to the court arm in arm, Kaka felt a sense of abandonment and murmured in his mouth: "Zhuoyang, you have changed your mind..."
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In the price list listed on the transfer market on the FIFA website, the total worth of APOEL's 23-member first team is 14.955 million euros. The Chinese media calculated and found that this worth ranks 12th in the Chinese Super League.
There are three people in the Real Madrid team with an annual salary of more than 10 million euros, and the total annual budget of APOEL is 9.1 million.
No one expected APOEL to get through the Champions League qualifying rounds, but they got through two rounds. No one expected them to make it past the play-offs, but they did.
No one expected APOEL to qualify in the group of Benfica, Zenit, and Shakhtar Donetsk, but not only did they qualify, they also eliminated Lyon, who had just created a miracle, in 1/8.
APOEL has reached the quarterfinals now, which means that the club will receive nearly 50 million euros in tournament bonuses and TV broadcast fees.
APOEL did not expect more. Being able to play two games with a club like Real Madrid is already the biggest achievement of this dark horse, and it is also the most beautiful end point of their wonderful journey this season.
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Until the time when jerseys were exchanged after the game, Zhuo Yang could not figure out how APOEL eliminated Lyon. Lyon was once a bitter enemy of Real Madrid and was extremely powerful.
The score on the field was 3:0, which is not an exaggeration. One Card was missing, Benzema was missing two, and Real Madrid had 28 shots in the game.
APOEL had 0 shots in the game, which was even the first time in the history of the Champions League.
Real Madrid has never been known for its ball possession rate. Mourinho's team only pays attention to efficiency. But in this game, Real Madrid's ball possession was as high as 80%, and its passing success rate was 89%. Barcelona would blush.
How did you eliminate Lyon?
When exchanging jerseys, Kaka wanted to ask Kaka, and Zhuoyang also wanted to ask Oliveira.
There was not a single yellow card in the 90 minutes of the game, and the German referee Bruchy's whistle seemed not to sound very often. The fouls and tackles of APOEL are far lower than those of Real Madrid. The reckless heroes have worshiped the aristocratic aura, and they respect Real Madrid too much.
If Ronaldo hadn't hit any of his 13 shots in the game, and only two of them hit the goal frame, the score would never have been so normal.
Cristiano Ronaldo only scored 6 goals in the Champions League, while Zhuo Yang looked like there was no movement, but quietly scored 10 goals. Ronaldo feels that he should have a good chat about table tennis with Zhuo Yang when he goes back.
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