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Zhuo Yang said: Real Madrid’s four unsolved mysteries, first, why is it a white handkerchief?

Teammates will all smile.

Spain's white handkerchief culture originated in the bullring. The audience would wave the white handkerchief to the matador who performed well as a compliment. Later, it spread to other industries, and white handkerchiefs also represented a kind of etiquette and praise.

Even in Real Madrid, when a player retires, the Meilinger fan organization will give the player a white handkerchief to express gratitude and commemoration, which is almost equivalent to presenting a khata.

But in the stands of the Bernabeu, shaking white handkerchiefs turned into an act of dissatisfaction and protest by the fans. No one knows why, when it started, and how it reversed and evolved. It is completely unclear.

Zhuo Yang said: Second, what did Materazzi say to Qi Zu?

The teammates burst into laughter, and Zidane said: You kid just knows how to entertain me all day long. After saying this, Qi Zu himself also laughed.

That scene in the 2006 World Cup final has become a non-mainstream classic shot in football. Although there are many versions circulating, the two parties involved, Zizou and Materazzi, have never spoken out about what exactly was said at that time.

Zhuoyang said: The third unsolved mystery of Real Madrid is, why does Ronaldo jump so high?

Ronaldo was very proud, and his teammates looked at him with admiration.

Cristiano Ronaldo's shocking jump in the match against Atletico Madrid has become a hot topic in the media recently. Then the media dug up the fact that Cristiano Ronaldo's header in the 2007-08 Champions League final jumped even higher, and Ronaldo jumped into the fire. Got to be a mess.

Zhuoyang said: The fourth unsolved mystery is, who is Mini Luo’s mother?

Ramos laughed so hard that all the chickens in the village crowed, and Benzema laughed like a pig. Ronaldo said: Go fuck your grandma!

When the 2010 World Cup in South Africa was in full swing, Cristiano Ronaldo's son was born in the United States. Later, Cristiano Ronaldo named Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos, and was nicknamed "Mini Ronaldo", a pocket-sized Ronaldo.

The amazing thing is that Mini Luo has no mother, or no one knows who his mother is. Anyway, it’s definitely not Ronaldo’s current girlfriend Jelena Shayk, and it’s definitely not his ex-girlfriend Neleda Gallardo.

Having a child before getting married is not a problem at all, and Cristiano Ronaldo is not an irresponsible person. Five months after Mini Luo was born, he personally went to the United States to take his son back to Madrid. Mrs. Aveiro and two full-time nannies were waiting for him around the clock, and they loved him like eyeballs.

But Cristiano Ronaldo wouldn't say who Mini Ronaldo's mother was, and the inexplicable woman never showed up.

Many people speculate that Cristiano Ronaldo raised Mini Ronaldo through a surrogacy agency because he only wanted a child and did not want a mother who could tie him down. Zhuo Yang also asked Ronaldo specifically to explore the secrets and asked him if this was the case.

"I heard that if the institution gives you some medicine, the tadpoles will become more numerous and strong, and you're guaranteed to have a son. Is that true?"

Cristiano Ronaldo immediately jumped up: "Huh? What do you mean? It's just me and I who need to take the medicine. Does the son who takes the medicine belong to me or the medicine?"

Real Madrid teammates believe another story.

It is said that Ronaldo went to the United States for vacation in 2009 and was stunned by a beautiful waitress in a restaurant in Los Angeles. As Ronaldo himself said: Picking up girls is the easiest thing in the world. Mr. Luo just made a heart-to-heart gesture and then made a gesture of kissing, and the two of them became a good couple.

One night is indescribable. Unexpectedly, one arrow hit the target, and ten months later, Mini Luo was born.

As long as his son doesn't want his mother, Ronaldo spent 10 million euros to silence the waitress, completely gave up custody of the child, and had nothing to do with it, and then gave her an additional 300,000 yuan in child support every year.

Without the heart of the Holy Mother, without forced moral criticism, looking at this matter from a neutral perspective, Cristiano Ronaldo did a very good and decent job, and the waitress got what she wanted, and it exceeded her own expected income.

This statement should be more credible, because Mini Ronaldo obviously has a part of Hispanic mixed blood. If Ronaldo is a surrogate, there should be strict requirements for blood and skin color.

But Ronaldo himself is never honest, so there is nothing you can do about it. No matter how firmly others believe it, it can only be speculation. Cristiano Ronaldo only said that he would wait until Mini Ronaldo was 18 years old before telling him the truth, and only tell him the truth.

From a father's point of view, Cristiano Ronaldo is very good. From a man's point of view, he is a bit scumbag, but scumbag is acceptable. Speaking of which, he is more refined than Brother Meng, who is a scum of the world who does dirty things in the name of nobility. .

Just like the three and a half sentences in Chinese folk art, the last half is the highlight, and the four unsolved mysteries are the burden of the last mystery. Being ridiculed by Zhuo Yang, Ronaldo is not a fuel-efficient lamp. He rolled his eyes and opened his mouth to retaliate: "The fifth unsolved mystery, when will Zhuo Yang learn table tennis?"

There was a lot of laughter in the locker room. It seems that Zhuo Yang will never be able to get over the idea of ​​table tennis in this life.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Mr. Luo, how about I teach you free fighting? It's a necessary skill for traveling at home, and I'll teach you and learn it for free."

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Harmless jokes can quickly relax the atmosphere in the locker room and build relationships with teammates. This is the purpose of Zhuoyang's temporary creation of the "Four Unsolved Mysteries", and it is also for Mourinho to take a look.

After the game against Atletico Madrid that day, Zhuoyang slapped Mourinho in front of all his teammates in the locker room. At that time, Zhuoyang had already planned that if Mourinho had an attack, he would directly turn against him, but Mourinho did not have an attack. He was stunned for a moment and continued to review the game for others with a sullen face.

Kaka's heart was in his throat. He felt so tired, much more tired than if he had started the whole game and overtime.

Although Mourinho did not get angry on the spot, he still took revenge on Zhuoyang afterwards. Three days later, in the 34th round of the league at home against Sporting Gijon, Zhuoyang was not included in the squad. Of course, Mourinho would not say that this was punishment. He said that Xuezang was to prepare for the first leg of the Champions League semi-final against Bayern in Munich.

This reason is very strong, so it may be true. Mourinho has no intention of retaliating or punishing Zhuoyang at all. But except for Zhuo Yang, the other main players did not miss this game. This is worth pondering. After all, Zhuo Yang's physical fitness ranks among the top in the Real Madrid team.

It’s not very clear what Mourinho was thinking. After all, Zhuoyang was not the first player under his command to embarrass him in public. The last person to do this was the guy named Montolivo. Mourinho completely took advantage of it in the two years of Inter Milan. The second brother can't help it.

It doesn't matter to him that Zhuoyang didn't play. Anyway, Mourinho would never dare to leave me alone. Don't say it all the time, if someone dares to find you two times in a row, I don't have to pay attention to you.

The only regret is that the famous singer group "Yu Quan" came from China to the Bernabeu to support Zhuo Yang. They happily played a Real Madrid game without Zhuo Yang.

Real Madrid defeated Sporting Gijon 3:1, Ronaldo scored his 41st goal in the game. On the other side of the game, boss Mei scored twice and led Barcelona to a 2:1 away victory over Valencia. The point difference with Real Madrid continued to remain at 4 points. The next round of the league will be the El Clasico.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi's goals are tied again with 41. The competition for the top scorer and the pursuit of the championship are equally fierce.