Golden Greenery

Zhuoyang has never been to the Premier League, but he is already very familiar with Manchester United. After eleven years in the industry, he has always played against Manchester United in the Champions League, regardless of whether it is Madiburg, Milan or Barcelona. Against Sir Alex Ferguson, Zhuo Yang always wins every time.

Even after coming to Real Madrid, he still couldn't escape the presence of the Red Devils. In the 1/8th round of the UEFA Champions League in the 2012-13 season, Real Madrid and Manchester United met on a narrow road.

Zhuoyang no longer has any special feelings for Manchester United, but Ronaldo is different. This is the second time he has faced his old club. He is not a dignified person in front of others. What is the use of being the president?

Ronaldo didn't say anything, but for this game, he deliberately adjusted himself to the most suitable state. Four days ago, in the 23rd round of La Liga at home against Sevilla, Cristiano Ronaldo scored a high-profile hat trick, breaking his two-game scoring drought and leading Real Madrid to a 4:1 victory.

It's wrong to say there were two games, because Ronaldo scored a goal in the previous round, although it was an own goal.

The world likes to make pranks, especially when it comes to people like Cristiano Ronaldo who usually likes to be on the sidelines. In that game, Cristiano Ronaldo made 0 of 8 shots and 0 of them hit the door frame. However, his unique own goal was rated as the best goal in the 22nd round of La Liga by many media, which made Cristiano Ronaldo so embarrassed that he did not want to go out.

So four days later, after the hat trick, he breathed a sigh of relief, and Ronaldo, who was in a good mood, took the initiative to talk about the first own goal of his career.

"Actually, during that corner kick, I was too positive, and ended up doing bad things with good intentions, which almost affected the team. But fortunately, my teammates were very strong, and I won in the end, and I was redeemed. So I put this hat on The magic is given to my teammates and to Zhuoyang."

"Before the draw, I had a feeling I would be drawn with Manchester United and it would be an interesting game."

Interesting? Zhuoyang doesn't think that although he has always won in the end against the Red Devils in recent years, he also knows how difficult Manchester United is to beat. Sir Alex is so cunning that he himself is embarrassed to say that he is second.

The battle with Manchester United was year after year, and the story with Ferguson was day after day. According to the usual practice, the old man came to lure Zhuo Yang to go to the Premier League.

"Boy, come summer. If you come, I won't retire. We will work hard for another two years. If you don't come, I will retire at the end of this season. This time it's true."

"Come on, kid. I've been chasing you for ten years. It only took me ten months to chase Cathy fifty years ago. You're almost done!" Cathy Holding is a countess, and the old couple only live in Married 47 years ago.

"Sir, we have something to talk about, why did you bring the lady out? Oh, by the way, last time I asked someone to bring a carved copper pot and tea. Did Mrs. Cathy like it?"

"Not bad, not bad, very good." Sir Alex smiled and nodded: "I guess you have a heart."

"It should be, hehe. Sir Alex and I are just like the two biological fathers, and the madam is my biological grandmother. It should be." Although he has refused Ferguson's solicitation time and again over the years, Zhuo Yang has done a lot of favors. It's not surprising that there are many people with courtesy. He has never failed to show his filial piety to the lord, and there is no fault in his etiquette.

"You kid, besides being sweet-mouthed and full of bad intentions, you can make Mourinho get to this point. Niang Xipi, I think no one in this football world can cure you except me." Sir Alex said: "Come on. Come on, come to Manchester United and let us have a good time for two years, let me squeeze out all the bad things in you, and then I can retire with peace of mind."

"Sir Sir Alex, you all know that I'm like this with the Portuguese, and you're still fooling me on the one hand, and flirting with him on the other. Grandpa, what do you think, do you want me and Mourinho to tear down Manchester United?" How much do you hate Manchester United..."

Ferguson: "..."

Ferguson and Manchester United are trying their best to recruit Mourinho.

This is no secret. Sir Alex Ferguson has always believed that Madman Mu is his most suitable successor. With his status and identity, Ferguson can decide who the Red Devils' successor coach will be.

Now that Mourinho is 'isolated' in the locker room at Real Madrid, it is a miracle that he can last until the summer without getting out of class. The media unanimously believes that his next stop is most likely to be Manchester United. Manchester City is ranked second, and the possibilities are far away from Manchester United.

This is indeed the case, but it is also mixed with Ferguson's little thoughts that are difficult to explain clearly.

Sir Alex Ferguson is already 72 this year. He is a living fossil in football. If he does not retire, to be honest, he will be a bit of a bully, and his own body will not allow it. But his obsession with coaching Zhuo Yang has never been achieved, which makes Sir Alex unwilling to retire from the world.

Faced with the dilemma, Ferguson secretly made a plan.

If the recruitment of Zhuoyang is successful this year, he will not retire and work for another two years. Sir Alex always believes that he is the person who knows Zhuoyang’s football best and can best use Zhuoyang’s full energy. It only takes two years. Sir Alex thinks that he can join hands with Zhuo Yang to sweep the world and retire with unprecedented glory. How wonderful is that?

In this case, of course there will be nothing wrong with Mourinho.

But if this kid still doesn't want to come, then it's a matter of a madman. Ferguson has seen, eaten, and read all over the world in his life. Apart from Zhuo Yang, he has no scenery in his heart, so he plans to give up on it.

As Zhuo Yang said, Zhuo and Mu can only choose one of the two, otherwise they are mentally ill. All three of them are mentally ill.

But Ferguson can't tell anyone what he is thinking, because if word spread, it will seriously damage the ongoing contact with Mourinho. If a madman knows that he is just a "spare tire," do you think he will explode?

You can't say that to Zhuoyang, because if you don't keep secrets, you will lose your ministers. It's not that I don't believe Zhuo Yang, but this is a society where there are no absolute secrets.

"Boy, I'm serious. I forgot about it before, but you have to think about it seriously this time. I'm already 72. Niang Xipi, are you afraid?"

"Sir Sir Alex, I'm serious too. If I consider moving to Manchester United, at least don't let me hear that Manchester United is still contacting Mourinho, otherwise I will dig a hole for myself. Grandpa, you don't think I can Are you so stupid?"

"I'm going to join your family. Oh, in less than half a year you're going to pick another one, and Manchester United's head coach will be replaced by Mourinho? Grandpa, no matter who dies, he or I will be buried with Manchester United. Do you believe it or not?"

"Nonsense! How could I give up in half a year?"

"Then why did you contact Mourinho?"

Ferguson: "..."

The old man failed to deceive Zhuo Yang ten years ago, and he still can't deceive him ten years later.

"Sir Sir Alex, so be it. I can't make any promises to you, but I will consider it, seriously consider it. And I must make it clear that if I go to Manchester United, it will only be because of you, Sir Alex Ferguson, not because of Manchester United, nor because of other Manchester United players." anyone."

For the first time in ten years, Zhuoyang had a relatively serious attitude, which gave Ferguson some comfort, and he ended the conversation with satisfaction. But half an hour later, the old man thought about it carefully and found that the bitch still didn't say anything.

In fact, it is equivalent to retreat if you don't advance. In the past, every time I used the game as a bet, the bet was to join in the summer, but this time I didn't even bet.

Niang Xipi, little naughty boy...