Golden Greenery

Chapter 735 The weird kissing goal

This past summer, the Premier League was a bit disappointed. Gareth Bale and Scar Ribery, who represent the old and new generations, both defected to La Liga. Coupled with Modric last year, the Premier League has suffered a serious loss of its signature stars.

Self-esteem makes the British media not want to admit that the Premier League's attraction to superstars is declining, but the facts are there. The figures who are at the forefront of the stars in today's football years, including the Six Musketeers, Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Ibrahimovic, None of these people play in the Premier League. Robin van Persie and Aguero are obviously inferior to the above-mentioned people, not to mention Rooney.

Bale's departure from the Premier League this year has stimulated the hearts of the British media even more than when Cristiano Ronaldo, Scar and Grandpa Mo left, because Bale is a Welshman and a British star who belongs to the UK.

When the transfer was going on, the British media tried hard to persuade Bale to stay for a few more years. Ronaldo and Ribery both left after winning the golden ball in the Premier League. You might as well get the golden ball first before talking about it.

Bale Xin said: Can I win the Golden Ball if I stay at Tottenham? Are you a liar? Do you think I am a fool?

At this point, Bell saw clearly. In fact, it was only after he was worth 100 million in the summer that he entered the ranks of superstars and was hanging on the tail of the first-tier superstars. If not, he might not be as famous as Bell who eats everything. Bear Grylls, the man who devours the world.

But this is just a matter of public opinion. If you want to be on an equal footing with people like the Six Musketeers and Melo, you must be convincing on the court and use real weapons without any falsehood.

Bell is not a social person, but when he first arrived, he seemed a little shy, polite and gentlemanly. When he was at Tottenham, Bell had a good relationship with Magic Flute. During this transfer, Magic Flute was entrusted by Real Madrid to do a lot of work for Bell privately. Therefore, after arriving, Bell and Magic Flute naturally became closer.

Bell did invite Zhuoyang to play golf, but for Zhuoyang, there is no difference between a club and a stick. In order to prevent golf from becoming a "C Ronaldo table tennis" joke, he smiled and declined.

Bell has a self-built mini fairway in his yard, and his golf level is said to have reached the junior professional level, according to the media. Just listen to these words. It’s not that easy to be a professional. In fact, Bell’s golf level is the same as Cristiano Ronaldo’s table tennis and Pique’s poker playing, and is about the same as Usain Bolt’s football playing level.

Let's all praise each other, it's nothing more than people giving each other face in the world, it's a tacit thing. There is only one Zhuoyang in the world, and there is no second.

Compared with Di Maria, Bell's characteristics are more distinctive, that is, the effect of speed and impact is very obvious, his physical confrontation ability is very strong, and he is a greater direct threat to the goal.

In the 70th minute, Bell received the ball from the ribs of the Magic Flute and entered the penalty area. He faced Buffon with a smart lob, but Buffon was still Buffon. He lifted the football out in a posture that violated the science of human joints. up the crossbar.

In the corner kick tactics, Meng Er still clung to Zhuoyang unswervingly, and Bell was taken care of by Bonucci. They were all scattered on the right side of the penalty area. After the whistle blew, they rushed towards the back point together.

Bell comes from the Premier League and has a lot of skills with headers. If the situation allows, the Magic Flute, who takes corner kicks, is willing to create more opportunities for his old friend.

The football flew directly to the back post, and a few big men instantly became a mess. Coupled with Buffon's brave pounce, the back post was already unsightly.

Zhuo Yang said "Ouch" and was knocked dizzy back and forth like pinballs in a pinball machine. He didn't know what happened but was thrown out of the crowd and slipped to the ground.

Bonucci was not much better. He was kicked out to the other side, with stars in his eyes and snot coming out of his nose.

Meng Er and Bell successfully took off, and Buffon also joined in the fun. The three of them huddled together in the air. At this time, they were indistinguishable from friend to foe. The flying football first hit Buffon on the back of his hand, then jumped on Meng Er's head, and then hit Bell on the back of the head, and has disappeared since then.

too fast! It was so fast that no one could react.

After the three landed, they hurriedly looked for the football. Buffon looked at the sky, Meng Er turned around and looked behind him, and Bell behind him looked forward. So the two of them turned their heads and looked at each other, and their four red lips happened to be pressed together.

The scene was very embarrassing.

A kiss that lasts forever, and time seems to have frozen.

Great Sage, show mercy!

I kissed a monkey...

Zhuoyang was half-sitting on the ground and could no longer tell the difference between east, west and north. He saw the football suddenly appear in front of his eyes. It was purely a conditioned reflex of the body. He sat like this and stretched out his right foot to subconsciously kick the football.

A strange thing happened. The football flew out from Zhuoyang's right foot on the ground, passed Meng Er and Bell who were kissing each other, and then passed Buffon who was looking around blankly. It fell into the goal in an unobstructed parabola.

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The score became 3:1, and Zhuo Yang ran to the sidelines again to compare his feelings. This time, everyone no longer cared about him after gaining experience, but celebrated on their own.

Meng Er and Bell had walked away silently. They both felt that the scene just now was too disgusting and could not be justified in broad daylight. If possible, they hope that when the photos are broadcast on TV stations or published in newspapers, they can put a mosaic on them.

This was supposed to be a serious football game.

The score of 3:1 made Ancelotti completely relieved. It would not be easy for Juventus to come back with one less player. Although An Pang is a selectively forgetful person. He often forgets Deportivo La Coruna in 2004 and Liverpool in Istanbul in 2005, but forgetfulness is actually helpful to physical and mental health and longevity. People should not always be in trouble with themselves.

The eight years of coaching AC Milan were the most unforgettable days for Ancelotti, but the two years before coaching Juventus were the most depressing times for him. After all, Juventus, which was the strongest in Serie A at the time, only won 100 goals under his command. Been to an embarrassing International Toto Cup.

Regarding the constraints imposed by Juventus' top management, An Pang has always speculated with the greatest malice. Today, his slightly contemptuous revenge on Juventus was to replace Zhuo Yang with Isco in the 82nd minute.

Ancelotti let Zhuo Yang accept the applause from the Bernabeu alone, and then he personally greeted his round table brothers on the sidelines. An Pang was extremely happy.

However, Ancelotti's happiness today was somewhat compromised. In the 90th minute, the ashamed and angry Meng Er used a ground-breaking long shot from a distance of 35 meters to freeze the score at 3:2.

Casillas does have certain problems in defending long shots. This is one of the important reasons why he is always as famous as Buffon, but never can be side by side, just like Beiqiao Feng and Nan Murong.

Real Madrid, which has won three games in three games, is almost certain to qualify. Even if it wants to kill itself later, it will not be easy to cancel the qualifying spot. However, Juventus, which has only two draws in three games, has reached the edge of sorrow.

For Real Madrid, today's victory is just part of the October campaign. Three days later they will go to Barcelona, ​​and the 10th round of La Liga's El Clasico is still waiting for them.

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