Golden Greenery

In fact, it is no longer a football game at this time. There is no football game where 20 people stand by and watch the monkeys, and 100,000 people are booing.

But what happened in this national derby, which was broadcast live to the whole world, is worth pondering for everyone: Why did Zhuo Yang want to play, and everyone present allowed him to play. Both Barcelona and Real Madrid people gave him great face. There is no bottom line.

Neymar opened his eyes wide and waited for the colorful smoke to burst out. Just now, it was 'poof' and it suddenly started to rise.

Zhuoyang's left foot suddenly reached forward, and his right foot was dragged behind and lightly hooked the football outward.

Doesn't this look like a smoke-generating action? Where are the butterflies? What do you want to do?

The right foot brings the football back to the inside. After the football is pulled back, it bounces slightly, and then is pinched by the two feet front and back, and Zhuoyang Yi kicks the ball.

rainbow!

This guy who is determined to retaliate will also use this trick to rainbow me!

Neymar retreated hurriedly. Zhuo Yang's kick was much higher than his. It was obvious that this rainbow was big and far away.

Regardless of which way Zhuoyang was about to rush over, Neymar hurriedly looked up to look for Hongqiao. He had to let me see how he died, right?

Hey, where's the rainbow?

There is nothing in the sky, except the dark sky of Barcelona. Not even a Skittles candy can be seen, let alone the Rainbow Bridge.

Oops, I got fooled.

Zhuo Yang's kick even reached the sky, but it only stirred up a ball of air. The football lay motionless on the ground, as quiet as a sleeping cat.

Neymar quickly braked again. The sudden braking while reversing was equivalent to self-braking. This shock was so severe that Neymar couldn't help himself at all. As soon as his legs softened, he spread himself on the ground in a twist.

Only then did Zhuo Yang slowly start kicking again, his movements as gentle as a tender donkey.

A small yet enchanting and exquisite rainbow bent over the head of Neymar who was lying soft on the ground, as illusory as the one he saw in the park fountain when he was a child.

Zhuoyang retrieved the rainbow at the other end of the bridge, and Neymar had not yet woken up from the confusion. Don't worry, I'll wait for you.

Zhuo Yang was very proud, not only proud that he had not lost in the field of showing off, but also proud that everyone in the audience gave him face.

It seems that my time in Barcelona and Real Madrid was not in vain. If I want to play on such an important occasion, everyone will give me three points.

However, no!

Before the thought came to fruition, Zhuo Yang was still waiting for Neymar to get up from the ground with a smile on his face, but he was unexpectedly bumped into from behind. The force was not strong, but the football at his feet was lost.

When I looked back, I saw it was Xiao Bu. Busquets stole the ball without hesitation.

Only then did Zhuo Yang react and hurriedly went to catch the ball, but Xiao Bu directly hit the ball. This is Real Madrid's backcourt, and everyone was just watching the show.

Zhuoyang did not catch up. After receiving the pass at the other end of the penalty area, Ribery took a step and volleyed with the instep of the outside corner of the penalty area.

Scar's footwork, especially when no one interferes, is not ordinary.

It was simply a world-wide shot that knocked Squidward Lopez out of his mind, Barcelona 2:0.

Zhuo Yang was stunned, and Zhuo Yang's teammates were stunned.

The chicken thief Xiao Bu had already pursed his lips and suppressed a smile and pulled Neymar up. Scar simply laughed so hard that he was out of breath.

After playing for a long time, is this considered a win or a loss? We beat Neymar, but it was 0:2. Xiaobu, you are not authentic, Xiaobu...

Zhuoyang didn't have the nerve to look at his teammates, and he didn't know who to target if he wanted to get angry. Can you blame Xiaobu? If it were me, I wouldn't be able to steal ten of them.

He could only put his head on his belly button and move shamelessly to his position, ready to tee off. But after Xiao Bu finished celebrating, he ran over and hugged him with a chuckle.

"Lao Zhuo, I'm sorry, chi chi~, I really can't help it, I'm sorry, chi chi~"

"Xiao Bu, you...I...are not authentic..."

“实在对不住，你知道我偷你一个有多不容易，回头你揍我一顿都行。老卓，我……我……我爱你，嗤嗤~”

Then Xiaojie, Xiaobai, Boss Mei, Erye Dan, and Ade came to hug Zhuoyang one after another. If not for the joy on everyone's face, it would really be like saying goodbye to the body.

The Camp Nou stands became a sea of ​​joy. At this time, Barcelona fans neither thought Zhuo Yang was hateful nor pitiful, but only found him very cute.

The farewell of the body ended when Scar ran over and kissed Zhuo Yang hard on the forehead. This was not like a national derby in a competitive sense at all.

A few minutes later, the first half was over, and Zhuo Yang walked back to the locker room dejectedly.

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In the Barcelona locker room, everyone was comforting Neymar, who was completely defeated.

Scar said: "Don't be reckless when passing the ball. In this house, who dares to say that Zhuoyang can be dealt with one on one? I can't do it either. Just pass the ball when he comes up. It's that simple."

Boss Mei said: "I can't do it either. Scar is right. If Zhuoyang comes up again, you can just use the space when he leaves the center to divert. Don't fight hard."

How could Neymar not understand these principles? If he really didn't understand, he wouldn't have been able to play football all the way to Barcelona. It was just that after meeting Zhuo Yang, whom he had admired for a long time, the young man couldn't help but feel itchy for a moment, and then he was led astray by Zhuo Yang.

In any case, Barcelona led 2:0 in the first half, Neymar opened the scoring, and he also had some credit for the second goal. In terms of actual contribution, he is a little bigger than Scar and ranks first in the team. Although Scar's ball is beautiful, it is too easy after all.

Of course, the happiest people are Scar and Xiao Bu. They are still laughing so hard.

Zhuoyang naturally couldn't laugh. As soon as he returned to the locker room, Ancelotti looked at him with resentful eyes. Zhuoyang quickly clasped his hands and admitted his mistake: Mine, mine.

The score of 0:2 is very troublesome, because it means that there is a high probability of losing to Camp Nou today. They were 2 points behind Barcelona before the game. Once they lost, the gap became 5 points. Although it is far from the end of the world, it is still a long way from being 13 points behind last season, but this cannot be used as an excuse.

Playing is a small matter, but results are a big deal. Last season was wasted, and it would be unreasonable not to win something this season.

He apologized to everyone in the dressing room, but he couldn't blame Zhuo Yang entirely because he couldn't just scold the monkey after the show. But being two goals behind has to have a big man to take the blame, and Zhuo Yang is the most suitable.

There is nothing wrong with An Pang's tactical arrangements. Neymar's goal was an accident, and Scar's was even more unexpected. It had nothing to do with the tactics. Ancelotti could only stop making adjustments and continue to play in the second half.

When he walked out of the tunnel after the break, Zhuoyang met Neymar. After thinking about it, he went up and said hello.

"Little brother, you are very good. I was just joking, don't mind."

"Lao Zhuo, you are indeed very strong. I... admire you very much."

Zhuoyang smiled and patted Neymar on the shoulder. Before he could show off the old man's score, he heard the people behind him say: "Who cares? I'm leading 2:0. Why should I mind?" Ah. Hahaha~"

Zhuo Yang gritted his teeth and said, "Little brother, don't associate with such a bad person, and don't shake hands with him."

"Oh why?"

"He never uses paper after pooping. Which hand do you think he will use to wipe it?"

Neymar's eyes suddenly opened like bells. He had just invited Scar to eat Rio's hand-picked mutton the day before yesterday.